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What do rubber ducks, mints and lipbalm have in common?
You can collect them in hundreds of thousands of shapes. And so it is with plasters.
You used to be able to find them everywhere, in fun gift shops, but that eventually bled to death.
What happened in plasterland? I know and I will tell you in the Top 9 film-related plasters.
On #9 there is a plaster that covers an entire genre of film, just as it covers your wound...
The Ninja plaster. With this plaster you will be cool because ninjas are cool...
and you will be tougher in any case than with a supermarket plaster on your arm.
Still this plaster is at the bottom of the list, and why is that?
Because you're not supposed to be able to see ninjas! Fake ninjas.
On #8 is a plaster that you do want to show to the world, namely a plaster with sushi.
This is reminiscent of the documentary Jiro Dreams of Sushi, about a Japanese sushi chef...
who makes beautiful sushi although it is very expensive.
This plaster is very expensive but they do make you hungry. Which is unpractical...
because you will be in pain and hungry. On #7 we find a plaster that you can appreciate...
if you're an animal-lover, because they are cat plasters.
They are a little childlike and very colourfully drawn...
so it is reminiscent of the Disney film The Aristocats.
You can wear this if you're a fan of that,but also if you're a fan of the videoclip Blurred Lines...
because one of the plasters goes Meow. #6 is a plaster that you can put on your bleeding crust...
if you want to prove, without communication, that you're a rich brat.
That is why this plaster reminds us of the children's film Richie Rich...
that was about a small kid with so much money that everyone was too intimidated to be friends with him.
The lines on these plasters go, among others: (in English)
Personally I think another plaster should be added, namely, (in English).
#5 in the Top 9 are the two old men from The Muppets, Statler and Waldorf.
With these plasters on your arm no one will dare to ask you what you did,
because they will be afraid you will call them names. Handy.
With the wound stickers on #4 you might well be causing some panic...
because they show there is a zombie on the loose.
You can choose from different plasters, namely: (in English).
Dramatic, but also very effective if you want people to stay away from you...
because knows, you might change into a zombie yourself.
#3 is a multifunctional plaster and we love those.
Not only can you cure your wound, you can also show...
how ghetto and gangster you are. That is why they're very Ali G-proof. Bling!
#2 is a bit of a cheat as a plaster, because it has many images of Jesus and "Jesus heals".
It's actually an interesting experiment, because will your wound heal quicker if you're wearing this plaster?
On #1 we find the multifunctional fake tattoo plaster. Su ugly they are cool.
Besides, you also want to wear them if you haven't hit your chin on the kerb.
Ryan Gosling understood very well in The Place Beyond The Pines...
if you have enough of these tattoos on your body you will be super trailer trash sexy.
No, only Ryan Gosling is.