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MOTZ: Elow YouChoob! It's not Komikero. It's a me. Motz.
How are you, it has been 29 days since I did not entertain you.
Today is March 27 or 28. Just as promised, I have returned.
Shoutout to MarioLuigiandYoshi for the patience and coolness.
During my silence period, I cannot accept a behavior of a
13-year-old Indonesian. His name, HaidarmakarimHD2. His hasty
behavior confused SiriusBroadcasting. He will expand Sirius in
Indonesia. Well, in the lines of John Cleese in Monty Python.
And now, for something completely different!
REBECCA: Hello, remember me? You may heard my hit "Friday."
I'm Rebecca Black. And my popularity is declining because I am
really terrible at singing career and I am a child model of
a pedobear's workshop. I should have been roadkilled by the bus
I sang. I should jump off the car and be landed on rotten
tomatoes and skunks. I made that song without rhyme and with
Auto tune with no so called reason at all and I really love it.
I can't deny it. I like to hypnotize every youth to listen to
my songs and Kesha and Justin Bieber's, my soon-to-be boyfriend.
Did I mention Bieber? I just took a massive diarrhea dump
online with Selena Gomez just like in the 2 Girls 1 Cup. That's
why, Bieber breaks up with her. I have derpy and dorky friends
who are in my age but they made love with me. I am no longer a
***, lol. What did you say? Are you citing inanimate objects?
Yes. Inanimate objects I made out includes: cereal bowls, cereals,
car keys, front and back seats, strobe lights, traffic cones,
old calendars, highways, old bulbs, vinyl records, NES cartridges,
nuclear wastes from Japan and old computer peripherals. And when
I do with these, it sounds Ha. Soi. Soi. Lol. I can't make out of it.
What's your say, Mr. Disco Ball?
[cricket] DISCO BALL: You little weirdo, how can you
even be a good singer when your song has no rhymes? Auto tune, you are
cheating. Cheating in
popularity. I am dissed! Screw you and adios!
RB: Frooooooooooooooooooo, nononononononononononno! He dumped me. Now,
I am going to commit suicide by car accident after crashing a German
pedestrian but. Who are you and why are you in my car?
Eagle7619: It's me, God7619Gryphon and I will transform as Batman.
2Funny: And 2FunnyVersionIV and I will transform as Joker.
Eagle: Bend over, you will taste another bump.
RB: Never.
2Funny: For Pete's sake, bend.
RB: Never in my life.
Eagle: Come on, bend or I will get pissed.
RB: N. O. Big no, and never will!
2Funny: Let's do this.
[some unnecessary scene sound here]
RB: Froooooooooooooooo, I hate you, Batman and Joker.
Eagle: Now that YouTube is...
RB: Surprise, I'm not dead.
2Funny: We aint gonna surrender. I have my team to *** you once and
for all. Say hello to: The98FunnyMan as Outback Zack.
98FM: Hey Rebecca, you are a failure! I will blow your f--king head!
2Funny: Rorytheretrokid as Doug Walker aka The Nostalgic Critic.
RRK: Get real, you are the worst. We will meet your doom. Haha!
2Funny: Darkstar77777 as Chuck Norris.
DS77777: You are a very dumb girl who should deserve to be hang. Now,
you will taste my sorry punch.
2Funny: Jrnurdin as Ness.
JR: You! My ears exploded because of your craft. Now, eat my PK Super
Thunder!
2Funny: Domingo0022IWAY as Taco-Man from Ebola World.
D22IWAY: Wow, you are such an inferior singer. Get ready to get
infected by a Komikero virus.
2Funny: Bluebird1494 as Spyro
BB: Bad chance, Rebecca. I am ready to attack you with my claws.
2Funny: and last but certainly not the least, DracoVader as Leopold
Slikk known as the Angry German Kid.
DV: Wow, your song attracts a pedobear. May he attack you, so that
you may never go back in the music industry ever again.
Eagle: I believe everyone is ready. Right? Ready. Aim. Open fire!
[fruity from Alan's buzzer in QI]
2Funny: Now that Rebecca Black is dead. YouTube is safe once more but
when you spy someone who is like her. Just leave it to us, the
YouTube Hating Alliance. Over to you, motz.
Motz: Thank you, 2FunnyVersionIV. And that's the end of the return video.
And I hope I will be back as soon with more videos. Goodbye and peace!
[Late Night]