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[Lazer Team advert]
[sirens get increasingly louder]
[gunshots]
[explosion]
RYAN: Not Oregon. OTHERS: Organ.
ADAM: Organ Trail.
RYAN: Organ.
RYAN: Who wants to me by number one?
BRUCE: Me!
RYAN: Who wants to be my number two?
JACK: Lil J is number two. JEREMY: All right.
JACK: I'll take three.
RYAN: Adam is last place. ADAM: I want to be called Big Tim.
RYAN: All right. Where do you think we should devote our resource gathering?
JACK: Food and ammo.
JEREMY: Aw, we don't have any muffler.
ADAM: Jack's right. Food and ammo.
RYAN: Absolutely need a lot of guns.
ADAM: Tyre! Hey, Big Tim likes mufflers. RYAN: What happens if we lose a tyre?
JEREMY: What about the other three?
RYAN: It's a station wagon. It's not going to lose them all at once.
JACK: Let's roll!
RYAN: We hope.
JEREMY: 'Choose your weapon.'
JACK: Shotgun. JEREMY: Aw, yeah, take a shotgun.
ADAM: Absolutely a shotgun. All the way.
ADAM: Shouldn't have gone with the shotgun. That was a bad idea.
JACK: Jesus, Ryan. Terrible idea. ADAM: This is horrible.
BRUCE: Why did you pick the shotgun? ADAM: We got to get out of here.
[Ryan makes panicking noises]
RYAN: Boom.
[cheering]
RYAN: Two of them! ADAM: Double shot!
JEREMY: A shotgun was the best choice.
ADAM: Oh, wow, you killed that homeless person.
JACK: 'I just want food for my family.'
JACK: 'PAIN' BRUCE: 'Die, ***.'
RYAN: Should, er, let's repair the station wagon a little bit.
JACK: You gotta hit the thing with the wrench.
[beeps] JEREMY: Nail it.
JACK: Wow. [others laugh]
RYAN: We're being chased by a bicycle gang.
JEREMY: You gotta run them off the road!
[yelling]
RYAN: I just fixed this car!
BRUCE: 'We heard you could help uus!'
ADAM: 'Please help us there's zombies behind us!'
JEREMY: This is genocide.
ADAM: 'We have money and scrap for you!' BRUCE: 'Please let us by!'
RYAN: This is a lot of bikers.
RYAN: Should we go faster?
ADAM & BRUCE: Yeah, turbo.
RYAN: We'll push the car to its limits at 60MPH!
RYAN: Blazing station wagon!
JACK: Is the car broken?
ADAM: Broken. It says right there: 'broken'
ADAM: B! RYAN: Aha!
JEREMY: Where are we going? The prison?
RYAN: Bruce got bitten by a zombie! BRUCE: OH NO!
JEREMY: No. That's bad! BRUCE: No, no, no. It's fine.
BRUCE: Don't worry about it. I'm fine. RYAN: Aw, you got a zombie icon.
BRUCE: I'm fine. I'm fine. It's no big deal. We're good.
JACK: Tombstone. RYAN: Yeah, let's take a look at the tombstone.
[Jack reads the tombstone]
ADAM: Are these other players? RYAN: Yeah, I guess so.
[screaming]
JEREMY: He's coming to life!
[Ryan panics]
ADAM: Oh, that was close.
[hitting noises] [beeping]
ADAM: Oh my God. He's doing it.
BRUCE: He's doing -oh ADAM: He's learning.
[cheering]
RYAN: That's it?
ADAM: Strip club!
JEREMY: Oh, I'm down.
RYAN: Lil J, God damn it.
ADAM: Ah, Jack's dead. JACK: Awww.
BRUCE: Out of nowhere! I'm still fine though.
JACK: Yeah, how are you alive? BRUCE: I'm still good.
[yelling]
BRUCE: I'm fine. JEREMY: Bruce lives on!
JACK: Zombie Bruce is still in there. BRUCE: [zombie noises]
BRUCE: [zombie] Strip club! Hookers! Hookers!