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Hello?
Sorry sir, but you need to be in a car to order.
Oh, I definitely am.
We have cameras sir. I can see that you're not.
Well that's cool.
So can I get two sausage and egg biscuits?
Sir, please exit the line...
and return with a car or just wait until our dining room opens in an hour.
Please, call me Travis.
No.
The thing is my car is parked several blocks away...
but obviously we're really hitting it off here here so let's not get caught up in these rules of yours, okay?
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day...
and you refusing to serve me is kinda ***-ish.
Now I'm not saying that you're a ***, but...
you are...
and this is a civil rights issue too so i guess we're just gonna have to have a...
drive-through sit-in
right now.
I'm not moving
Hey, ***!
Just get in my car and order with me!
Shotgun!
I can't let you through there, Travis.
Doctor H said if I let you up there again, he's going to "morning star" my ***.
I don't want to find out what that means.
I just need to talk to Shelby for a minute.
Two sausage and egg biscuits?
Son of a ***.
Travis, no! Doctor Hickles will fire me if he sees you here again!
I just need to use the internet for five or ten...
forty-five minutes, maximum.
This is my work computer.
You're writing an article on *** Pumps? Is this for work?
No, it's freelance for Tigress Magazine.
It's about *** Pumps but from a female perspective.
Well, if you're asking me to test one out for you, I will. But for now...
I just need to check our matches on the "Couchers" site.
You guys are still doing that? Get an apartment, already.
I love it when you're mildly annoyed. Your face wrinkles up like a cute little...
I don't know, but it's cute though.
Don't call me cute. We've been over this. Treat me like one of your guy-friends. Talk to me about football or...
power tools or who you jerk off to.
I jerk off to you.
Hey! This guy look's pretty good.
It says he's a nudist.
Did you say something about getting nude?
Your profile match
He's a nudist
That's definitely what you said?
Yes.
Oh, well what about this one? He's got a guest house
and a sauna! Oh yeah, we have definitely found where we are staying this week.
How do I print on this thing?
Oh, it's the same as any other computer.
Hide, you have to hide!
Alright, I will hide under the desk.
No, I'm wearing a skirt!
There is no time to argue.
Travis, get to the side of the desk, now!
Denise, how are you? Come on in. Are you going to the Rennaisance fair this afternoon? Jousting at 3:00.
We make a really cute couple.
Go. Now.
If you need somebody to proofread your *** paper, call me later. Or just
call me later, or better yet, I'll call you.
I found us a new host.
Cool, I'll go siphon some gas.
It's not that far, we could walk.
I'll go siphon some anyway.
You had a girl over last night?
Yeah. This is Melanie, she's 19.
What time is it?
"Frack"! I'm going to be late for my math test!
No. You should be thinking about math right now.
Well she seems...
not that old.
What can I say? I'm a male cougar.
What's the actual term for that?
Creepy
Siphoning gas really makes you wake up in the morning!
I am never drinking coffee again!
Jake, you're not drinking the gas, are you?