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Kunikida: DJ, OHO, 28? Really Kyon? Jeez, its DJOHOE28!
You know, like, information in Japanese, and then the number 28 for no explicable reason!
PRONOUNCEATION!
Ahm. Second - I'm TOTALLY not gay!
Did you not notice my CLEARLY invisible lisp!?
Third - I did what I said I did, and BOY, is it HARD to resist that alien, whom I somehow genderbended...
Although, the moment she watches this she's gonna kick my *** to tommorow, but meh
(BTW - it's Oh yeah... in that message...)
FOURTH! I belive we should set our differences aside for the time being.
I mean, all we want to do is make people laugh by working our butts off for free, right?
FIFTH! I can TOTALLY get a date! Pfft!
SIXTH! If you even DARE mock my puberty-voice, I might as well SQUEAL like the little whimp I am.
Puberty is HARD you know! In more ways than one!
SEVENTH!-Baseball guy! I don't know where you came from, I don't want to know what girls you bruteally murdered
But, I JUST GOT THESE BALLS! THEY ARE BRAND NEW! Don't take them away! They are IRREPLACEABLE!
Oh, and one last thing, Kyon.
What was up with your monologue this Christmas? I mean it was **********
*Kyon shoots me*
*I die Pacman-style*
*Ring Bell rings, declaring my KO!*
*I'm... REEE...BOOORRR...N! Mario-style!*
And why is "Guy Love" from SCRUBS playing in the background!
Jeez, I'm not gay, leave me alone!
*I fade-out talking*