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What's up bro? What you you've been up to these days?
Not much. You do the thing we usually do lately?
No, man. I ain't done *** since Candice almost bite my *** off
Candice That retarded *** the shivers when she sees bright lights?
She's not retarded ; She has epilepsy
I pimped out my room and I brought her over to my place to show her
We partied for a while and then she started to go downtown,
if you know what I mean
Then, I turned on some strobe lights
and she had a seizure and couldn't let go
It's not as funny as it sounds
You're probably right
It does sound kind of sad to know that some *** almost died
just by shaking a whole bunch.
Not that, man.
The fact that I almost lost my junk
Oh. Well that on the other hand would suck ***
And it did. Candice punctured my pee vein, or whatever they call it
and I needed stitching. The doctor said no *** calls for three months.
Sucks for you
I'm heading over to Joey's place to tap as s.
Four ***, actually.
You serious or are you just *** with my mind?
I is being 102% truthful
I don't lie to my home dawgs
Oh. Well, have a kick *** time
I gotta head back over to Candice's place
and apologize for the strobe light incident
Alright! Peace out, dawg