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>>> WELCOME TO "RED EYE."
IT IS LIKE THE GIRL WITH THE
DRAGON TATTOO IF BY TATTOO YOU
MEAN HIDDEN ADAMS APPLE AND
STRONG, CARING ARMS.
LET'S GO TO TV'S ANDY LEVY FOR
A PRE GAME REPORT.
WHAT IS COMING UP ON TONIGHT'S
SHOW?
>> COMING U DIDN'T NBA
PLAYER JASON COLLINS GIVE HIS
EXFIANCEE A HEADS UP WHEN HE
CAME OUT EARLIER THIS WEEK?
WE WILL FIND OUT.
JUST KIDDING, IT IS JUST THE
PANEL TALKING ABOUT IT.
AND IS AMERICA HELD HOSTAGE BY
THE TEAR RAW THEE OF POLITICAL
CORRECTNESS?
AND FINALLY THREE STUDENTS ARE
ARRESTED FOR HELPING DZHOKHAR
TSARNAEV COVER HIS TRACKS
AFTER THE BOSTON MARATHON
BOMBINGS.
TLS THE BROSI -- IT IS THE
BROSIVS FOR -- BEFORE
EXPLOSIVES .
>> I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU
HAVEN'T TWEETED THAT YET.
>> IT IS ALL I AM THINKING
ABOUT.
>> WHY DON'T YOU RUN AND DO IT
RIGHT NOW AND THEN COME BACK.
>> I THINK I AM GOING TO, BUT
I AM NOT COMING BACK.
>> LET'S WELCOME OUR GUEST.
COPS OFTEN LOOK FOR HER IN
PAWNSHOPS.
IT IS DIANE MACEDO.
SHE CAN WAIVE WEEKDAYS ON FOX
BUSINESS NETWORK.
AND HE IS SO SHARP HE CAN
SLICE MEAT WITH HIS TONGUE.
IT IS "REASON MAGAZINE"'S
EDITOR AND A WONDERFUL
MAGAZINE I READ EVERY MONTH.
AND IN PITTSBURGH SHE A CAN
OPENER, MY REPULSIVE SIDEKICK,
BILL SCHULZ.
AND SITTING NEXT TO ME, CAW
MEED JEAN TOM SHILLUE.
HE HAS ANOTHER CD AND IT IS
CALLED "HALFWAY THERE."
>> A BLOCK.
THE LEDE.
THAT'S THE FIRST STORY.
STAY ALIVE NO MATTER WHAT
OCCURS, GREG.
I WILL FIND YOU.
>> HE KEEPS CHANGING HIS MOODS
WEEKLY.
AND I MEAN WEAKLY.
ARE THEY *** OR JUST DUMB?
AND WHY CAN'T IT BE BOTH?
THREE COLLEGE BUDDIES OF THE
BOSTON BOMBING SUSPECTS HAVE
BEEN BUSTED FOR REMOVING A
BACKPACK CONTAINING HOLLOWED
OUT FIREWORKS FROM HIS DORM
ROOM TO KEEP HIM FROM GETTING
IN TROUBLE.
THE FBI SAYS ONE OF THEM
CHUCKED IT IN THE TRASH.
THEY FIGURED OUT FROM THE NEWS
THAT DZHOKHAR WAS ONE OF THE
BOMBERS. BOTH MEN, 19, THE
GUYS ON THE LEFT FROM
KAZAKSTAN AND ALSO WITH
UNPRONOUNCEABLE LAST NAMES I
WON'T BOTHER WITH, WERE
CHARGED WITH CONCEALING AND
DESTROYING EVIDENCE.
AND ROBUL -- WHO CARES ABOUT
HIS NAME?
HE WAS ALSO 19 AND CHARGED
WITH LYING TO INVESTIGATORS.
THE TRIO WERE NOT ACCUSED OF
INVOLVEMENT WITH THE BOMBING
ITSELF YET.
QUOTE, THE ONLY ALLEGATION IS
HE MADE A REPRESENTATION.
FUN SIDE NOTE, HAZAMAT WHICH
SOUNDS LIKE LAUNDROMAT AND
DIAZ GET AROUND WITH A CAR AND
IT READS TERROR-ISTA-ONE.
IF THERE WAS ONLY SOMETHING TO
TAKE MY MIND OFF THIS
GARBAGE.
>> OH MY GOSH.
>> SHE LOVES SHOULDER
MASSAGES.
>> SHE LOVES SHOULDER
MASSAGES.
YOU DON'T KNOW THAT.
SHE COULD BE WRIGHTING --
WRITHING IN PAIN.
TOM, YOU GO FREQUENTLY TO
COLLEGE CAMPUSES FOR YOUR
COLLEGE TOUR.
>> FOR SHOULDER MASSAGES.
>> YES, FOR SHOULDER
MASSAGES.
YOU ARE IN FAVOR OF THESE GUYS
GETTING OFF, RIGHT?
YOU ARE THAT KIND OF A SICK
GUY.
>> THE STORY IS BREAKING AS WE
SPEAK.
WHAT WAS IT?
THEY SAY THEY DIDN'T HELP WITH
THE BOMBING.
MAYBE THEY DID A LITTLE CLEAN
UP AND MAYBE THEY THOUGHT THE
FBI WAS COMING OVER SO LET'S
CLEAN THE DORM.
THERE ARE PRESSURE COOKERS
AROUND SO LET'S PUT THEM
AWAY.
>> ARE YOU BEING SARCASTIC.
THEY ARE [BLEEP].
>> WHEN I FIRST READ IT I
THOUGHT, OKAY THEY ARE
GUILTY.
I LOVE DECLARING PEOPLE
GUILTY.
I AM NOT A JUROR.
I CAN DO THAT.
THE THING WHERE THEY SAID WE
DON'T THINK THEY WERE INVOLVED
IN THE BOMBING.
THEY JUST LIED TO US.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
>> THEY WERE INVOLVED.
>> IT MEANS THEY WERE COVERING
UP FOR THEIR FRIENDS.
THAT'S WHAT THEY ARE ACCUSED
OF DOING.
THEY ARE ACCUSED OF REALIZING
THAT THIS GUY WAS INVOLVED IN
THE BOMBING WHEN THEY FOUND
EMPTY FIREWORKS IN HIS DORM
ROOM, AND INSTEAD OF DOING
WHAT A NORMAL PERSON WOULD DO
WHICH IS CALL THE AUTHORITIES
AND SAY I HAVE SOMETHING YOU
NEED TO SEE THEY GRABBED THEM
AND PUT THEM IN A BACKPACK AND
TOOK HIS LAPTOP AND PUT IT IN
A BACKPACK AND LEFT.
>> ALLEGEDLY.
>> ALL OF THE PEOPLE AT THE
COMMUNITY COLLEGE SAID
DZHOKHAR -- WHEN WE HEARD THE
NEWS THEY SAID, WE THOUGHT IT
WAS A JOKE.
AND THEN THEY SAW THE PICTURE
AND SAID IT LOOKS LIKE
DZHOKHAR, BUT IT COULD NEVER
BE HIM.
THEY SAID, OF COURSE HE IS NOT
THE BOMBER.
LET'S JUST CLEAN UP THE FIRE
WORKS.
>> THAT'S NOT WHAT HE SAID.
>> THEN HE IS GUILTY.
>> A, WHY ON EARTH -- I GO
BACK TO WHAT DIANE SAID.
WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU TRY TO
HELP SOMEBODY WHO SET UP A
BOMB NEXT TO AN 8-YEAR-OLD BOY
WHICH MAKES ME THINK THAT THEY
KNEW ABOUT IT BEFOREHAND.
YOU JUST DON'T DECIDE YOU ARE
GOING TO DO THAT UNLESS YOU
ALREADY KNEW.
>> IT IS KIND OF WORSE IN SOME
WEIRD WAY IF THEY WEREN'T IN
ON THE PLOT.
IF THEY JUST LIKE, YES, IT
MIGHT BE HIM SO LET'S -- THERE
ARE ALL OF THESE SNEAKERS AND
FEET IN THEM ALL OVER THE
STREETS OF BOSTON SO LET'S
DUMP THE BACKPACK IN THE
TRASH.
THAT'S SUCH A MONSTROUS
CALCULATION ON EVERY LEVEL
THAT I ALMOST WANT THEM TO BE
IN ON IT INSTEAD AND THERE TO
BE A BROADER CONSPIRACY OF
EIGHT OR 10 PEOPLE.
AS IT IS, EVER SINCE THE
SECOND BOMB WENT OFF IT WAS
LIKE FIRST ONE AND THEN SECOND
12 SECONDS LATER YOU KNEW IT
WAS MORE THAN ONE PERSON.
>> I DON'T THINK THIS
INDICATES THAT AND EVEN THE
AUTHORITIES ARE SAYING THEY
DON'T THINK THAT.
YOU CAN UNDERSTAND IT IS THE
RIGHT THING TO DO, BUT YOU CAN
UNDERSTAND HOW THEY CAN BE
MAYBE A LITTLE IN DENIAL THAT
THEIR FRIENDS ARE CAPABLE OF
THIS.
YOU ARE NOT SURE WHAT TO DO
AND THEN HIDE EVIDENCE.
I DON'T THINK IT MEANS THEY
ARE IN ON IT.
>> I THINK MAYBE THEY COULD
HAVE EASILY THOUGHT THAT,
WELL, THAT KID LOOKS LIKE
HIM.
WE WERE JOKING THAT THAT KID
LOOKS LIKE HIM AND HE HAS
THESE FIREWORKS.
PLAYING DEVIL'S ADVOCATE.
>> YOU ARE BEING A TRUE
DEVIL'S ADVOCATE BECAUSE YOU
ARE GOING TO HELL FOR THAT,
BILL.
BILL, YOU ARE A HUMAN GAG
GIFT.
I WANT TO ASK YOU THIS
QUESTION ABOUT THE LICENSE
PLATE WHICH THEY CLAIM WAS A
GAG GIFT, THE ONE THAT SAID
TERROR-ISTA.
IT HAD TO DO WITH HIS
LATE-NIGHT PARTYING.
DO YOU BUY THAT CONSIDERING
YOU BUY JUST ABOUT
EVERYTHING?
>> NO, I DON'T.
DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU PAY ME?
I BARTER.
THIS IS WHY I DON'T THINK
THERE IS A BROAD CONSPIRACY
BECAUSE THERE WAS A LANCE
PLATE THAT SAID TERROR-ISTA.
>> BUT BILL, COULDN'T THAT BE
THE OPPOSITE REASONING?
IF YOU DRESS UP LIKE A
TERRORIST NO ONE WILL THINK
YOU ARE A TERRORIST.
>> YOU ARE GIVING WAY TOO MUCH
FORWARD THINKING TO COLLEGE
KIDS.
THIS GUY HAS MORE RESIN IN HIS
HEAD THAN FORESIGHT TO DO
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
>> CAN I ECHO DANA PERINO.
>> THE LICENSE PLATE FROM THE
QUICK SHOT LOOKS LIKE IT IS
IMPRINTED WITH THE UMASS
DARTMOUTH.
DID THEY MAKE THAT?
DID THEY GO TO THE BOOKSTORE
AND DO TERROR-ISTA ONE AND
UMASS DARTMOUTH AND CREATE THE
LICENSE PLATE?
>> THERE WAS NOBODY ELSE
INVOLVED, BUT THERE WILL BE
ONE MORE PERSON AND THIS IS MY
THEORY.
WE WILL HAVE ONE GUY INVOLVED
THAT HAS NO VOWEL IN HIS NAME
WHATSOEVER.
IT IS GOING TO BE -- AND EVERY
ANCHOR WILL HAVE TO PRONOUNCE
THAT WORD AND SAY THAT -- MAY
ALSO BE A SUSPECT.
>> I THINK BECKLE SHOULD START
A VISA STOP ON PEOPLE WITH
MORE THAN THREE CON CEMENTS IN
THEIR -- CONSANANTS THIS THEIR
NAME.
THIS IS WHAT DRIVES ME CRAZY,
TOM, WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THEY
HELP SOMEBODY TEE PEA THE
DELTA GAMMA HOUSE OR HELP A
GUY STEAL A PARK BENCH FROM A
BUS STOP.
IT IS NO BIG DEAL.
IT MAKES ME THINK THAT IN
COLLEGE -- WE KNOW THEY DON'T
HAVE ANY REALISTIC VIEW OF THE
WORLD.
THIS BRINGS IT HOME THAT THEY
DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT THERE IS
A WAR -- AM I BEING TOO HARD
ON THEM?
>> THE THING IS YOU HAVE GOT
TO UNDERSTAND HOW DUMB
19-YEAR-OLDS ARE.
>> BUT THEY ARE ADULTS.
>> THEY ARE STUPID PEOPLE.
I KNOW, BUT THEY ARE DUMB
ADULTS.
>> WE CAN'T SMEAR ALL
19-YEAR-OLDS.
I HAVE TRIED.
>> ONLY IF THEY ARE
SHIRTLESS.
>> 17 TO 21 IT IS THEIR OWN
CLASSIFICATION WHICH IS STUPID
ADULTS.
>> THEY ARE AMAZING
19-YEAR-OLDS IN THE MILITARY
WHO DO GREAT THINGS.
THEY ARE JUST JERKS.
THESE ARE JERKS.
I DON'T KNOW.
DO YOU THINK THAT THESE DAYS
THE EXOTIC EXTREMISTS WILL BE
A PART OF THE COLLEGE FABRIC?
>> YES, IT IS THE NEXT THING.
WELL, ACTUALLY, PROBABLY LESS.
WHEN WE WERE GOING TO COLLEGE
YOU AND I TOGETHER IN THE LATE
60s, YOU WOULD HAVE PEOPLE
OF THE SOLIDARITY OF EL SAL EL
SALVADOR.
YOU WANTED HIM AS YOUR
ROOMMATE BECAUSE HE HAD THE
SWEET BUD AND THEN YOU
DPLUSHED IT WHEN THE -- FLUSH
IT.
THERE ISN'T MUCH REVOLUTION
LEFT ON COLLEGE CAMPUSES.
>> YOU ARE RIGHT.
THERE WERE ALWAYS PEOPLE IN MY
COLLEGE WHO WERE ADVOCATING
FOR THE VIOLENT OVERTHROW OF
THE UNITED STATES.
>> AND THEY NEVER DID IT.
INSTEAD THEY BECAME
PROFESSORS.
I MEAN THAT'S WHERE -- WELL
BILL ARES THROUGH HIS CLUMSY
BOMB MAKING ENDED UP IN THE
DEPTHS OF MANY PEOPLE, THREE
OR FOUR.
>> THAT'S THE GENERATION
BEFORE.
THROUGH THE 80s AND THE
90s I GUESS IS THE LAST OF
PEOPLE TALKING REVOLUTION
WEARING SHAY SHIRTS, BUT NOT
FOLLOWING THROUGH ON IT.
THIS STUFF ISN'T GOING TO
STICK.
THERE IS NOT AN ISLAMIST
CHAPTER ON EVERY COLLEGE
CAMPUS.
>> THAT'S NOT THE MESSAGE WE
ARE TRYING TO CONVEY HERE.
THE ONLY 19-YEAR-OLDS THAT ARE
BAD ARE THE ONES THAT GO TO
THESE LIBERAL COLLEGES.
YOU SHOULD HAVE READ THAT
BEFOREHAND.
>> FROM FIREWORKS TO NO
FIREWORKS.
HIS PREFERENCE FOR GUYS CAME
AS A SURPRISE.
YES, JASON COLLINS' FORMER
FIANCEE HAD NO CLUE HE WAS
GAY.
CAROLYN, SEEN HERE, A
DELIGHTFUL WOMAN, SAYS SHE WAS
AS SHOCKED AS ANYONE WHEN THE
NBA PLAYER CAME OUT IN A
"SPORTS ILLUSTRED" ARTICLE.
THAT IS A MAGAZINE ABOUT
SPORTS.
I HAVE MEFER SEEN ONE.
SHE PLAYED IN THE WNBA HERSELF
WAS ENGAGED TO COLLINS UNTIL
THEY SPLIT IN 2009 AND CLAIMED
SHE NEVER ONCE SUSPECTED IT HE
LIKED DUDES.
SHE TELLS TMZ "IT IS EMOTIONAL
FOR ME AS A WOMAN TO HAVE
INVESTED EIGHT YEARS IN MY
DREAM TO HAVE A HUSBAND,
SOULMATE AND BEST FRIEND IN
HIM SO THIS IS HARD TO
UNDERSTAND."
ME TOO.
I WONDER IF OUR EVER MODEST
PRESIDENT HAS SOMETHING TO SAY
ABOUT JASON COLLINS AND IF HE
HAD A CHANCE TO TALK TO HIM.
>> I HAD A CHANCE TO TALK TO
HIM YESTERDAY.
>> BUT DOES HE SEEM LIKE A
TERRIFIC YOUNG MAN AND COULD
BARAK NOT BE PROUDER?
>> HE SEEMS LIKE A TERRIFIC
YOUNG MAN.
I TOLD HIM I COULDN'T BE
PROUDER OF HIM.
>> NEXT YOU ARE GOING TO TELL
ME OBAMA THINKS THE LGBT
COMMUNITY DESERVES FULL
EQUALITY AND THEM BEING A PART
OF THE AMERICAN FAMILY.
>> THE LGBT COMMUNITY DESERVES
FULL EQUALITY, NOT JUST
PARTIAL EQUALITY.
NOT JUST TOLERANCE, BUT A
RECOGNITION THAT THEY ARE
FULLY A PART OF THE AMERICAN
FAMILY.
>> I SAID IT BEFORE AND I WILL
SAY IT AGAIN, BROCK LOVES
ACCOLADES LIKE DOGS LOVE
PERFUME ADS.
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT SAYS
ABOUT THAT DOG, BUT WHATEVER
IT IS IT IS GOING TO BE
FABULOUS.
>> THAT DOG IS MALE.
THAT DOG IS GAY.
AND I SUPPORT YOU, DOG.
>> ME TOO.
DIANE, NOBODY EVER TALKS ABOUT
THIS VICTIM.
IT IS THE WOMAN IN AN
EIGHT-YEAR RELATIONSHIP OR
WASTED SEVEN YEARS OF HER
LIFE.
HOW WOULD YOU FEEL?
WOULD YOU FEEL BETRAYED?
>> I WONDER WHAT IS MORE
DIFFICULT?
TO DEAL WITH SOMEONE, A MAN
LEAVING YOU FOR ANOTHER WOMAN
OR FOR A MAN LEAVING YOU FOR
ANOTHER MAN?
ON THE ONE HAND YOU FEEL LIKE
YOU SHOULD HAVE SOMEHOW SEEN
THE SIGNS.
ON THE OTHER HAND THEY LEFT ME
FOR SOMEONE I CAN'T REALLY
COMPETE WITH OTHER THAN
LEAVING ME FOR ANOTHER WOMAN.
>> I WOULDN'T TAKE IT AS A
BLOW TO THE EGO IF HE IS GAY.
YOU WERE NEVER IN THE
RUNNING.
>> IT IS -- IT SOUNDS LIKE SHE
IS CONFUSED AND WISHING HIM
THE BEST AND FEELING FOR HIM
AND WHAT HE WENT THROUGH
DURING THAT TIME.
I THINK THAT'S THE RIGHT WAY.
>> YOU KNOW HOW YOU CAN TELL
HE WAS GAY?
HE WAS LAZY ABOUT FINDING
WOMEN.
HE WENT TO A WNBA GAME.
JUST FOR FUN A TALL LADY.
I HAVE A GAY FRIEND WHO WAS IN
THE CLOSET WHO WAS A SALESMAN
AND JUST MARRIED THE OTHER
FEMALE SALESMAN IN THE
OFFICE.
THAT'S WHAT HE DID.
>> SHE PROBLEM WHREE DIDN'T
SUCCESS -- PROBABLY DIDN'T
SUSPECT.
YOU SEE PEOPLE LAUGHING ON
TWITTER LIKE SHE SHOULD HAVE
KNOWN.
I DON'T KNOW WHY.
SHE WAS A WOMAN.
HE WAS A MAN.
WHEN YOU ARE WITH A WOMAN YOU
DON'T DO GAY THINGS.
>> I AM NOT SO SURE ABOUT
THAT.
I HAVE SOME GREAT NEW SHOES.
>> HE IS DATING THE WOMAN AND
ENGAGED.
WHY WOULD YOU KNOW HE IS GAY?
YOU ARE A WOMAN.
HE IS A MAN.
I TAKE THINGS FOR FACE VALUE.
>> YOU DO, ESPECIALLY WITH
THAT FACE.
TERRIBLE JOKE.
>> MATT, DO YOU THINK THIS IS
CONSIDERED SELFISH TREATMENT
OF HIS EXFIANCEE?
AND COULD THAT HURT THE
MEDIA'S ALLOUT LOVE AFFAIR
WITH THIS STORY?
>> HE HAD -- HOWARD HAD A
PIECE OUT SLAMMING HIM ON
THIS.
HE REFUSED TO TALK ABOUT AND
DISCUSS AND REVEAL THAT HE HAD
THIS RELATIONSHIP.
WELL, ACTUALLY HE DID,
HOWARD.
YOU JUST DIDN'T READ THE WHOLE
ARTICLE.
HE HAD TO RECANT.
HE WAS OUT OF THE CLOSET.
HE DID CALL HER UP A FEW DAYS
BEFOREHAND WHICH IS A NICE BRO
THING TO DO.
>> BILL, WHEN YOU CAME IN ON
THIS SHOW PEOPLE WERE JUST AS
SHOCKED.
>> YOU MEAN I WAS ONE THING
ONE YEAR AND THEN ANOTHER THE
NEXT?
IT HAS MORE TO DO WITH THE
WORD SEQUENTIAL THAN ANYTHING
HEMAPHRODITE.
>> YOU ACTUALLY HAD TO NOT
COME OUT, BUT GO IN.
>> I HAD A HUGE GAY FAN BASE,
AND I AM NOT SAYING I AM NOT.
>> THE OTHER DAY A COP SAID I
LIKED YOU ON "RED EYE."
HE SAID ALL THREE OF THOSE
TABIS ARE GAY, RIGHT?
>> WELCOME TO MY SHOW.
AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE A RING
ON MY FINGER AND THEN THEY
WOULD THINK I AM REALLY
TRYING.
YOU CAN'T FEEL BAD FOR THIS
GIRL IF SHE -- IF SHE IS
ANGRY, YOU COULD PROBABLY SAY
SHE IS MORE OF A VICTIM.
BUT WHAT I DON'T GET IS IF YOU
ARE GOING TO BE TROLLING FOR
CHICKS FOR A FAKE RELATIONSHIP
IN THE WNBA WHY GET THE ONE
HET TROUGH *** ONE.
YOU COULD HAVE A EASY
MARRIAGE?
I MEAN OUT OF ANY SPORT THOSE
HAVE THE MOST OUT ATHLETES OF
THE WNBA.
THERE ARE A LOT OF THEM, BUT
HE GETS THE ONE HETERO ONE.
YOU COULD HAVE HAD A
RELATIONSHIP OF CONVENES
YENS -- CONVENIENCE UNTIL
NOW.
>> THIS IS AN ARGUMENT FOR MEN
COMING OUT BECAUSE OF
FORGOTTEN VICTIMS ARE THE
WOMEN WHO ARE THE UNKNOWING
BEARDS OR THE UNKNOWING CATS.
WHEN WILL ANDY COME OUT TO THE
CATS?
TELL THE CATS, ANDY.
THEY ARE NOT GOING TO REJECT
YOU.
THEY HAVE BEEN LIVING WITH YOU
AND WHERE ELSE WILL THEY GO?
ARE THEY GOING TO CARE?
>> IN HIS CASE HE STAPLES THEM
ON AS REAL BEARDS.
>> I CONDEMN THAT.
>> ONE WEIRD COMPARISON I WANT
TO MAKE AND I AM THE ONLY ONE
IN THE PLANET.
I WOULD LIKE TO CONTRAST THE
MEDIA'S TREATMENT OF ***
IDENTITY.
WHEN JASON CAME OUT IT WAS --
I THINK THE QUOTE WAS A GIANT
BEAR HUG.
I WATCHED CNN AT THE GYM.
THERE WAS LIKE -- THEY WERE
JUST SO HAPPY.
I REMEMBER LOLO JONES, THE
OLYMPIC ATHLETE.
LAST YEAR IT CAME OUT IN SOME
SHOW THAT SHE WAS A ***.
THE RESPONSE WAS OPPOSITE.
IT WAS MOCKERY.
IT WAS LIKE, OH MY GOD, CAN
YOU BELIEVE THIS GIRL IS
SAVING HERSELF?
TO ME THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT
OF.
IF YOU ACCEPT THAT, WHY CAN'T
YOU ACCEPT THAT?
AM I MAKING A FALSE
COMPARISON?
>> THE ONLY ONE WHO MADE FUN
OF LOLA WAS HER.
>> THERE WERE A COUPLE OF
PEOPLE.
>> SHE WOULD TWEET VOCES --
JOKES ALL THE TIME.
SHE WAS THE ONE WHO HAD A
SENSOR HUMOR ABOUT IT.
>> WE DID THIS STORY BECAUSE
SO MANY PROGRAMS MADE IT A BIG
DEAL.
IT WAS CONSIDERED A HUGE
THING.
>> BUT IN A NEGATIVE WAY.
>> SHE WAS TREATED LIKE A
BEARDED LADY.
>> IT WAS NEGATIVE WHEN SHE
DIDN'T WIN AND AT LEAST ONE
WAS INSINUATING THAT SHE WAS
LIKE THE ANNA KOURNIKOVA OF
RUNNING WHERE EVERYONE WAS
FAWNING OVER HER BECAUSE OF
THIS VIRGINITY THING WHICH IS
NOT TRUE.
SHE IS AN ACCOMPLISHED
ATHLETE.
FAR ABOVE WHAT ANNA KOURNIKOVA
MANAGED TO DO.
>> HOW DARE YOU?
>> THEY TRIED TO MAKE IT SEEM
LIKE SHE WAS THIS ATHLETE AND
THE VIRGINITY THING.
>> AND THE BEAR HUG MAKES
SENSE.
FIRST MALE ROLF ATHLETE TO
COME OUT.
>> WHO WAS THAT WE HAD ON OUR
SHOW?
>> WELL, HE DID IT AFTER HE
RETIRED.
>> WHAT IS WITH THE CENTERS?
>> IT WILL TAKE OVER THE
BASEBALL TERMS FOR POSITIONS.
>> WHAT IS THE SECRET TO TOM
SHILLUE'S VIBRANT LOVE LIFE?
WE DISCUSS HIS BOOK, I BURIED
HIM AT NIGHT.
YOU WILL SELL MILLIONS.
SHOULD TOURRETTE'S KEEP YOU
FROM GETTING ON A PLANE?
YOU DO NOTHING BUT SIT THERE
AND WATCH OUR GLORIOUS
ADVERTISEMENTS.
>>> THEY WILL LOSE A LOT OF
FOLKS IF BOUGHT BY THE COKES.
SO SAY THE EMPLOYEES OF THE
L.A. TIMES WHO ARE NOT KEEN OF
BILLIONAIRE BROTHERS CHARLES
AND DAVID COKE BUYING THEIR
NEWSPAPER.
THE HUFFINGTON POST SAID LAST
WEEK HALF OF THE "TIMES" STAFF
RAISED THEIR SPINDLEY HANDS
WHEN ASKED IF THEY WOULD QUIT
IF THE SIBLINGS BOUGHT THE
RAG.
AND A RECENT INFORMAL POLL
THAT ONE L.A. TIMES WRITER
CONDUCTED SAID THAT ALMOST ALL
PLANNED TO EXIT IF THE COKES
TOOK CONTROL.
AND THAT INCLUDED SPORTS
WRITERS AND ART WRITERS.
GOD FORBID THE ART WRITERS
LEAVE.
AND IN CASE YOU THINK THIS IS
NOT ABOUT THE HORROR OF
NONLIBERALS DARING TO INTRUDE
ON THE TERP, ON TUESDAY THEY
ISSUED A STATEMENT SAY IN
PART, WE UNDERSTAND WHY THE
COKES BLEED THE DISTRUST.
THEY ARE A PROPONENT OF HARSH
RIGHT WING POSITIONS.
SPEAKING OF COWARDS.
>> I TOLD YOU IT WOULD HAPPEN
AFTER GAY MARRIAGE.
YOU HAVE DOGS AND LIZARDS
HANGING OUT TOGETHER.
THE PLACE IS GOING TO HELL.
YOU WORKED AT THE L.A. TIMES.
CAN YOU SHED LIGHT ON THIS
COMPLETELY SHOCKING REACTION
TO A NONLIBERAL ENTITY
PURCHASING A PAPER?
>> THE AMAZING THING IS, A
STORY IN THE HUFFINGTON POST
REPORTED THERE WAS A GATHERING
OF "TIMES" JOURNALISTS AND
THEY ASKED, OKAY, SHOW OF
HANDS, WHO WOULD QUIT IF THE
KOCHS BOUGHT THE PAPER AND
HALF OF THE ROOM ALLEGEDLY
RAISED THEIR HAND.
WHO WOULD QUIT IF MURDOCH
BOUGHT THE PAPER?
AND THERE WAS A SPRINKLING OF
HANDS WHICH WAS SURPRISING.
WHO WOULD QUIT IF THIS GUY
AUSTIN BUTNER AND BRODE BOUGHT
IT AND NOT A HAND.
ELY BRODE AND BUTNER USED TO
BE A DEPUTY MAYOR.
HE IS A DEMOCRATIC DEPUTY
MAYOR OF THE CITY OF LOS
ANGELES RUNNING FOR MAYOR.
ELY BRODE IS THE BIGGEST
PHILANTHROPIST IN THE CITY OF
L.A.
HE THREW A.
>> BEGAN NICK INAUGURAL BALL
FOR BARACK OBAMA.
HE HAS HIS THUMB IN
EVERYWHERE.
HE IS GETTING CORPORATE DEALS
ON PROPERTY DOWNTOWN.
HAS NEVER RUN A NEWSPAPER IN
HIS LIFE.
>> DOESN'T MATTER.
>> AND THESE PEOPLE SAY THESE
ARE ACTIVE POLITICAL
PROPONENTS WHO DON'T KNOW
ABOUT OBJECTIVE JOURNALISM AND
THEY WANT TO WORK FOR THEM
FIRST INSTEAD OF THE EVIL
RIGHT WING.
>> WHAT DOES THAT TELL YOU,
DIANE?
>> YOU ARE GETTING TO THAT
POINT.
THESE JOURNALISTS ARE ALREADY
PAINTING THE KOCH BROTHERS AS
THESE EVIL VILLAINS WHO CARE
NOTHING ABOUT JOURNALISTIC
INTEGRITY.
IT IS BEFORE THEY HAVE BEEN
APPROVED TO BUY THE COMPANY
LET ALONE ISSUE DIRECTIVES.
IT IS THE KOCH BROTHERS WHO
ARE BIAS.
IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.
I SAY CALL THEIR BLUFF.
IF THEY STAGE THIS MASSIVE
WALKOUT EVERYBODY WINS.
LIBERALS ARE HAPPY TO SEE THEM
STAND UP AND STICK IT TO THE
MAN.
CONSERVATIVES ARE HAPPY TO
WATCH THEM KILL THEIR OWN
LIBERAL NEWSPAPER.
AND MORE THAN LIKELY WHAT WILL
HAPPEN IS NO ONE WILL GO
ANYWHERE BECAUSE ANY SANE
NEWSPAPER AND JOURNALIST WILL
KEEP THEIR PAYCHECK WHERE THEY
CAN FIND IT, ESPECIALLY THE
SPORTS AND ART SECTION.
IF A FEW DO WALK OUT THEY WILL
BE THE MOST LEFT LEANING
WRITERS.
IT IS A WIN FOR THE KOCH
BROTHERS EITHER WAY.
>> I CAN'T THINK OF A
CONSERVATIVE NEWSPAPER THAT
HAS BEEN -- I MEAN IF YOU LOOK
AT THE MOONIES OR REVEREND
MOON WHEN THEY RAN THE
WASHINGTON TIMES, WHAT ARE
THEY WORRIED ABOUT?
THEY SHOULD BE WORRIED ABOUT
HAVING A SURVIVABLE PAPER.
>> THAT'S THE THING.
I'M SURE THEY WOULD LOVE
WORKING FOR THEIR BOSS.
THE SURPRISING THING IS THEY
WOULDN'T GET SPIKED.
THEY WOULD RUN IN THE PAPER
AND THEN THEY WOULD BE SAD.
IT WOULD GO AGAINST THEIR
WORLD VIEW.
THIS WAS RIDICULOUS.
YOU DON'T HOLD A SHOW OF HANDS
TO SEE.
WHEN YOUR LEFT WING BOSS WALKS
IN AND SAYS HOW MANY PEOPLE
WOULD RESIGN AND THEN LOOKING
AROUND IT IS LIKE, YES, I
THINK I WOULD TOO.
I WOULD RAISE MY HAND BECAUSE
I WOULDN'T WANT TO BE ON THE
BAD SIDE OF MY BOSS.
>> EVERYBODY AT FOX LIVES FOR
THE DAY YOU WILL QUIT.
>> THEY DON'T KNOW I AM NOT
EMPLOYED HERE.
EVERYBODY EVERYBODY SAYS HI,
INTERN OR DO YOU HAVE MY
DELIVERY AND I GO WITH IT.
THE REASON PEOPLE HAVE A
PROBLEM WITH THIS AND THE
REASON THEY DIDN'T SAY THEY
WERE AGAINST MURDOCH, NO
LIBERAL HE IS BECAUSE MURDOCH
IS MOSTLY INTO MEDIA.
YOU COULD CONCEIVE THAT
SOMEBODY WHO ONLY RUNS MEDIA
ENTERPRISES COULD USE OTHER
NEWSPAPERS TO FUEL SOMETHING.
BUT IT IS NOT AN AGENDA LIKE
THE KOCH BROTHERS WOULD HAVE.
THE KOCH BROTHERS HAVE THEIR
MONEY IN ALL DIFFERENT TYPES
OF BUSINESSES.
THEY COULD USE THOSE PAPERS TO
HELP THEM.
>> SO CAN THE OTHER GROUP.
>> BUT THE OTHER GROUP DOES
HAVE A REPUBLICAN, THE PANDA
EXPRESS GUY.
THERE IS A LITTLE BIPARTISAN
THERE.
>> PANDA EXPRESS?
I DON'T WANT TO HAVE ANYTHING
WITH PANDASES DRIVING BUSES.
>> BECAUSE HE SELLS PANDAS.
THE OTHER THING IS THEY ARE
DOING IT THROUGH LEGITIMATE
PAPERS.
AT LEAST HE IS HONEST ABOUT
WHAT HE IS DOING.
MEDIA MATTERS IS GOING AFTER
FOX.
IT IS RIGHT THERE IN THE
BANNER.
>> NO, IT IS NOT.
>> THEY ONLY GO AFTER
REPUBLICAN MEDIA.
>> BUT THEY DON'T SAY THAT.
>> SEMANTICS.
BUT IT IS CLEAR --
>> DON'T CALL ME NAMES.
>> I WILL CALL YOU ANY RACIAL
SLUR I WANT.
>> I AM ANTI-SEMANTIC.
>> THAT'S THE DIFFERENCE.
I THINK THAT IS WHY PEOPLE ARE
IN ARMS.
>> WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
ARE YOU SAYING IF THE KOCH
BUYS THE PAPER --
>> THEY CAN DO WHAT THEY
WANT.
>> EVERYONE WILL KNOW IT IS
THEIR PAPER.
IT IS NOT LIKE THEY ARE
HIDING.
>> ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
DO YOU THINK JOHN LUNCH BOX
CARES WHO OWNS THE PAPER?
THEY SHOULD.
IT DOESN'T MATTER IF THEY DO.
>> JOHN LUNCH BOX DOESN'T EVEN
BUY A PAPER ANYMORE.
>> JOHN LUNCH BOX MAKES
AMAZING LUNCH BOXES.
>> YOU CAN MAKE THE SAME
ARGUMENT FOR A LIBERAL BUYING
THE PAPER.
>> I JUST DON'T SEE THE OWNER
OF A LIBERAL -- THERE ARE MANY
IN THE MEDIA, BUT I DON'T SEE
THEM AS FAR AND DEVOTED TO THE
CAUSE AS THE KOCHS ARE.
>> BILL, YOU HAVE TO STOP
TALKING.
WE ARE UP AGAINST A HARD
BREAK.
THIS IS ANOTHER EXAMPLE -- AS
I START TALKING.
EVERY TIME YOU POINT OUT A
LIBERAL BIAS THIS HAPPENS.
>> WE DO IT A LOT.
>> NO IT UNDERLINES THE FACT
THAT THERE IS A LIBERAL BIAS.
THEY WON'T DO IT IF IT IS
GEORGE SORROWS.
>> WARREN BUFFET JUST BOUGHT
20 PAPERS AND NOBODY CARES.
NOBODY LIFTS A FINGER.
>> WE HAVE TO GO.
BUT ANYWAY -- NO.
DO YOU HAVE A COMMENT ON THE
SHOW IN E-MAIL US.
IF YOU HAVE A VIDEO OF YOUR
ANIMAL DOING SOMETHING GO TO
FOX NEWS.COM/RED EYE.
CLICK ON SUBMIT A VIDEO.
WE MAY USE IT.
STILL TO COME, HALF TIME
REPORT WITH ANDY LEVY.
>> TONIGHT'S HALF TIME REPORT
IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY TIRES,
THE RUBBER CUSHIONS THAT
CONTAIN COMPRESSED AIR.
THANKS, TIRES.
>>> WE ARE BACK.
LET'S SEE IF WE GOT ANYTHING
WRONG SO FAR.
STARTING TO SURPRISE YOU
THERE, ANDY.
>> NO, I WASN'T AWARE I WAS
GOING TO BE ON TV TONIGHT.
>> YOU WERE JUST HANGING OUT
IN THE FISH BOWL IN THE SUIT.
>> IT IS COOL.
I HAVE TO CALL THE FAMILY.
>> YOU DON'T HAVE A PALM.
>> IMENT THE CATS.
I MEANT THE CATS.
DIANE, YOU SAID CORRECTLY THAT
THE THREE STUDENTS ARE NOT
BEING ACCUSED OF BEING
INVOLVED IN THE BOMBING.
HERE IS A WEIRD THING THOUGH.
ONE OF THE THINGS THEY GOT RID
OF WAS IT WAS INVOLVED IN BOMB
MAKING WAS VASELINE.
OTHERS INCLUDG JAKE TAPER
HAS POINTED OUT, A, WHY WOULD
THEY THINK -- WHY WOULD THEY
EVEN THINK THAT?
>> I DON'T KNOW ACTUALLY.
I WOULD HAVE NO CLUE THAT
VASELINE WOULD BE INVOLVED IN
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
>> HERE IS MY THEORY.
HE IS EMBARRASSED OF HIS
OBSESSIVE WITH CHRONIC
***.
>> BUT HERE IS SOMETHING ELSE
THEY TOOK THE GLASS TOP --
SORRY I AM GLOSSING OVER
HERE.
THE FRIEND WITH THE BACKPACK
SAID THE REASON HE TOOK THE
LAPTOP WAS BECAUSE HE DIDN'T
WANT HIS ROOMMATE TO THINK IT
WAS WEIRD HE WAS JUST TAKING
THE BACKPACK.
>> THAT HE WAS STEALING THE
BACKPACK.
>> SO HE THINKS YOU ARE
STEALING THE COMPUTER?
I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THAT.
>> UNLESS IT IS LIKE, OH HEY
HE ASKED ME TO PICK UP A FEW
THINGS.
SOMETHING DOESN'T MAKE SENSE
HERE.
>> I AGREE.
>> TOM, THEY SAID THEY DIDN'T
HELP WITH THE BOMBING, BUT
THEY DID A LITTLE CLEAN UP
AFTERWARDS.
MAYBE THERE WHAT IS A PRESSURE
COOKER LYING AROUND.
ACCORDING TO THE AUTHORITIES
THERE WERE NOT PRESSURE
COOKERS LYING AROUND.
>> MAYBE THAT WAS A BIT OF
LEVITY FROM OLD SHILLUE.
>> OLD SHILLUE?
YOU DON'T EVEN USE THE THIRD
PERSON, JUST PUT OLD WITH IT.
>> GREG, DO YOU THINK THEY HAD
PRIOR KNOWLEDGE?
>> I'M LIKE MAT.
I'M LIKE MATT.
WHEN YOU SEE SUCH HORRIFYING
EVENTS UNFOLD YOU WOULD BE
LIKE THE PERSON WHO CAUSED
THAT UNLESS YOU WERE AWARE OF
IT AND HAD MENTALLY PREPARED
YOURSELF TO HELP.
THAT'S MY FEELING.
>> I AM CROSSING YOU OFF THE
LIST OF PEOPLE I WILL CALL.
>> I CAN IMAGINE WHAT YOU
WOULD CALL ME ABOUT.
IT HAPPENED.
MY WHOLE EXPERIMENT WITH THE
FLYING CAT.
OH MY GOD.
IT IS A BLOOD BATH IN HERE.
>> BILL, YOU SAID IT IS
POSSIBLE THEY THOUGHT THE GUY
LOOKED LIKE DZHOKHAR AND THEY
THREW AWAY EMPTY FIREWORKS
WITHOUT THINKING IT IS HIM.
>> YES.
>> I AM NOT BUYING THAT.
ONCE IT HAPPENED THEY PUT TWO
AND TWO TOGETHER AND REALIZED
IT WAS HIM.
>> I DON'T KNOW.
I REMEMBER SEEING A BUNCH WHEN
THEY WERE INTERVIEWING FRIENDS
OF HIS AND THEY SAID TO A T WE
THOUGHT IT WAS SO FUNNY AND
JOKED AROUND THAT IT LOOKED
LIKE HIM.
IT SEEMED TO BE A RUNNING
THEME WITH A LOT OF PEOPLE
THEY KNEW.
MAYBE THEY TOOK IT TO THE NEXT
LEVEL.
>> EVEN IF YOU THINK THAT AT
FIRST AND THEN YOU GO INTO HIS
ROOM WHICH FIRST OF ALL WHY
WOULD YOU DO THAT IF YOU
DIDN'T THINK IT WAS HIM?
WELL THAT'S POSSIBLE.
THEN ONCE YOU SAW EMPTY
FIREWORKS AND STUFF LIKE THAT,
ARE YOU SAYING THAT THEY JUST
THOUGHT OH THIS MIGHT LOOK
BAD, BUT WE DON'T THINK IT WAS
HIM.
>> I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT AT
THAT AIMING I WOULD MOTT HAVE
ASSOCIATED FIREWORKS WITH A
BOMB THAT WOULD DO SOMETHING
LIKE THAT.
>> THE AFFIDAVIT SAYS, AND IT
IS NOT A QUOTE SO IT COULD BE
THE POLICE PUTTING IN THEIR
INTERPRETATION, BUT WHEN THEY
SAW THE FIREWORKS THAT'S WHEN
THEY REALIZED THAT HE WAS THE
BOMBER.
THEN THEY TOOK THEM.
>> YOU CAN IMAGINE THAT THERE
WOULD BE SAY IT IS YOUR PAL
AND THEN OH MY GOD IT COULD BE
HIM.
AND IF YOU
WITH HIM MAYBE YOU SMOKED POT
WITH THEM.
YOU WANT TO MAKE SURE NONE OF
YOUR FINGERPRINTS WERE AROUND.
SO YOU WOULD GO IN THERE AND
THEN SOMETHING AFTER ANOTHER.
>> YOU GO TO THE [BLEEP]
COPS.
>> YES, THEY SHOULD HAVE OF
THE.
>> IT SEEMS TO ME, LIKE I SAID
BEFORE I WOULD LOVE TO CONVICT
THEM RIGHT NOW.
I WOULD LOVE IT.
I SUSPECT THEY MAY HAVE HAD
DOUBTS OR BEEN IN DENIAL AS
HIS PARENTS OBVIOUSLY ARE.
>> WE ARE NOT ALL SHRINKS.
JUST PUT THEM AWAY.
>> THEY ARE A TEAM OF
INVESTIGATORS TRYING TO GET TO
THE BOTTOM OF THIS.
>> WE ARE ALL INVESTIGATORS IN
LIFE.
>> I FEEL LIKE IN SITUATIONS
LIKE THIS DO YOU WANT A TEAM
OF INVESTIGATORS OR PANELISTS
ON A LATE NIGHT SHOW?
>> IT IS FAIR TO SAY WE ARE
INVESTIGATORS OF THE SOUL.
>> JASON COLLINS' EXFIANCEE
DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS GAY BEFORE
HE CAME OUT.
YOU SAID YOU DON'T KNOW WHY
PEOPLE WERE GIVING HER GRIEF
FOR NOT KNOWING.
SHE ALSO DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS
BLACK.
>> WHAT?
>> THAT TOO.
>> MAYBE SHE WAS SO INCREDIBLY
OPEN MINDED SHE DIDN'T SEE OR
ORIENTATION OR COLOR.
>> I JUST THINK FOR YOU GUYS
OUT THERE IF YOU ARE LOOKING
FOR A WOMAN WHO WOULD BELIEVE
YOU WHEN IT SAYS IT HAPPENS TO
OTHER GUYS, SHE'S THE ONE.
NOBODY GOT THAT.
>> I GET IT.
>> ANDY IS ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE
WHO IS GIVING HER GRIEF
THERE.
>> I AM PLAYFULLY JOSHING.
>> MATT, THANK YOU FOR
BRINGING UP THE AWFUL COLUMN.
JUST BECAUSE ANY CHANCE TO
TALK ABOUT WHAT A HIDEOUS HACK
HE IS IS A GOOD ONE.
>> THE COP THAT CAME UP TO YOU
AND SAID HE LOVED YOU AND THEN
SAID ALL OF THOSE GUYS ARE GAY
, WAS HE CUTE?
>> HE WAS A GOOD LOOKING GUY.
>> ARE YOU SURE HE WAS A COP
AND NOT GOING TO A
BACHELORETTE STRIP PARTY?
>> NO HE WAS A FULL ON COP.
IT WAS LIKE THE WHITE COP
OUTFIT AND THE WHITE BATON AND
THE LONG, LONG BLONDE HAIR.
>> HE WAS A COP AT XANADU.
>> THE CHAPS.
>> A LAW MAN.
>> THE THIGH HIGHS, YOU KNOW.
>> GREG, I THINK A BETTER
COMPARISON OR A CONTRAST FOR
THE STORY INSTOWED OF LOLO
JONES I THINK IT IS TEBOW.
PEOPLE SEEM TO BE HAPPY TO SEE
HIM FAIL MAINLY BECAUSE HE IS
OPENLY RELIGIOUS.
>> MAYBE THAT IS A BETTER
COMPARISON.
I KEPT IT IN THE SEX REEL --
THE SEX REALM, BUT YOU BROUGHT
IT TO THE RELIGIOUS REALM.
>> STACY DASH, THAT IS A GOOD
ONE WHEN SHE CAME OUT FOR
ROMNEY.
>> SHE GOT ATTACKED.
>> L.A. TIMES STAFFERS
THREATEN TO QUIT THE PAPER.
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW THE
TIME STAFFERS COULD QUIT THE
KOCH BROTHERS OUT TO DESTROY
JOURNALISM.
WHICH PART DO YOU NOT
UNDERSTAND?
>> THEY DON'T SEEM TO CARE
ABOUT ANYBODY WHO IS A HARSH
POLITICAL OPPONENT OF LEFT
WING PROPAGANDA AND THEY
HAVEN'T SAID ANYTHING AS FAR
AS WHAT THEY WILL DO WITH THE
PAPERS IF THEY TAKE THEM OVER
OTHER THAN TO SAY THEY RESPECT
JOURNALISTIC INTEGRITY.
>> MAT, I THINK THE FUNNY PART
HERE IS THAT THE TIME STAMPERS
THINK IT IS UP TO THEM IF THEY
STAY OR GO IF THEY TAKE OVER.
>> I WOULD TAKE THE UNDER ON
THAT 50% OR EVEN A 10% OR A 5%
THERE.
>> THE NUSS ROOM HAS BEEN --
THE NEWSROOM HAS BEEN DEAF PHO
INDICATED OVER THE YEARS.
THEY TIME YOU CAN GET A JOB
SOMEWHERE ELSE YOU WOULD
BECAUSE THEN YOU GET A BUY OUT
AND THEN YOU GET TO HAVE A NEW
JOB.
>> I JUST THINK THE IDEA THE
COKE BROTHERS WHO ARE -- WHO
HAVE A PRETTY GOOD TRACK
RECORD WOULD COME IN AND SAY
WELL THIS THING HAS BEEN
LOSING MONEY FOR A LONGTIME.
YOUR JOBS ARE SAFE.
>> WE WILL LEAVE IT AS IT IS
NOW.
>> THAT'S TRUE.
THE NEWSPAPER JOURNALISTS HAVE
BEEN LOOKING FOR DECADES FOR
THEIR IDEAL OWNERSHIP MODEL.
IT WORKED GREAT FOR
EVERYBODY.
IT WAS A GREAT DEAL FOR
EVERYONE BUT THE READER.
AND THAT ALL BROKE UP, AND
THEY DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO
REPLACE IT WITH.
THEY ARE PINING FOR SOMEBODY
TO RIDE IN ON A WHITE HORSE
AND THAT PERSON DOESN'T
EXIST.
>> THERE IS NO WAY HE IS
BUYING THESE TO MAKE MONEY.
90% OF THE PAPERS ARE OWNED BY
REALLY RICH PEOPLE WHO WANT A
HOBBY AND A PULPIT.
PAPERS DON'T MAKE MONEY.
>> YES, THEY DO.
>> WALL STREET JOURNAL, NEW
YORK TIMES, CHICAGO TRIBUNE.
>> YOU CAN MAKE 10 TO 12%
PROFIT MARGIN WHICH IS HIGHER
THAN WHAT WAL-MART MAKES.
THEY WERE LEVERAGED LIKE CRAZY
AND THEIR EVALUATIONS HAVE
TANKED.
NO ONE WANTS TO BUY IT BECAUSE
NOBODY WILL SELL IT.
IF YOU WANT TO BUY AND HOLD --
THAT'S WHAT WARREN BUFFET IS
DOING.
AWESOME.
THAT'S A MONEY PRINTING
MACHINE.
YOU JUST FIRE ENOUGH
JOURNALISTS TO KEEP THE 10 TO
12% PROFIT MARGIN.
THAT IS ONE OF THE MOST
PROFITABLE BUSINESS MODELS IN
AMERICA OVER THE LAST HALF
CENTURY.
>> MAYBE IT IS THE WRITER'S
WAY OF SAYING PREMATURELY YOU
CAN'T FIRE ME.
I QUIT.
>> PERHAPS.
>> BUT IF YOU QUIT YOU GET NO
UNEMPLOYMENT BENEFITS.
>> THAT WAS A GREAT SUMMARY OF
THE NEWSPAPER INDUSTRY.
ANDY?
>> YES.
>> GOODBYE.
GOODBYE TO YOU.
GOODBYE TO YOU?
MOTEL?
IT MAY HAVE BEEN THE HOTELS.
COMING UP, WHERE DO BKEN
HEARTS GO?
CAN THEY FIND THEIR WAY HOME?
YOUR HEART CAN'T COME HOME,
NOT BACK TO ME.
AND CAN MONEY REALLY BUY YOU
HAPPINESS?
CAN HAPPINESS BUY YOU MONEY?
THE ANSWER, CARPET.
>>> HIS VERBAL TICKS GOT HIM
86.
LAST THURSDAY A MARYLAND TEEN,
IS THERE ANY OTHER KIND, WAS
PREVENTED FROM ENTERING A
FLIGHT FROM DC TO PUERTO RICO
BECAUSE HE SAID BOMB SEVERAL
TIMES BECAUSE OF HIS TOUR RE
TTE SYNDROME.
>> WITH ALL OF THE STUFF IN
THE NEWS WITH THE BOSTON
BOMBINGS AND STUFF I STARTED
TICKING BOMB.
WHEN I GET NERVOUS AND
ANYTHING ON MY MIND WILL COME
OUT.
SO AND THE THINGS YOU ARE NOT
SUPPOSED TO SAY.
>> THE 19-YEAR-OLD WHO WAS
TRAVELING WITH A PAL TO TAKE
PART IN A WEEKEND
REVOLUTIONARY WAR ENACTMENT IN
PUERTO RICO ALERTED JETBLUE
AND THE TSA ABOUT THE TICKING
AND HE DIDN'T HAVE ANY TROUBLE
WITH PASSENGER SCREENING.
>> WE WENT THROUGH TSA AND
SAYING BOMB THE WHOLE TIME.
NO ONE STOPPED US.
THAT ONE SAID ANYTHING.
THEY WERE AWARE.
>> THE PILOT KICKED HIM OFF
THE PLANE.
AND JETBLUE SAID IN A
STATEMENT, HE WAS DEEMED A
SAFETY CONCERN BY THE PILOT IN
COMMAND AFTER USING THE WORD
BOMB.
THAT WAS A LONG STORY.
NOT A LOT OF PAYOFF IN THAT
ONE.
THE PASSENGER KEEPS SAYING
BOMB.
THE PILOT IS WITHIN HIS RIGHT
TO BOOT HIM OFF, RIGHT?
>> I FEEL BAD FOR THE KID, BUT
THE KID IS GOING BOMB, BOMB,
BOMB ON AN AIRPLANE AND YOU
WILL GET KICKED OFF.
>> YOU CAN'T HAVE EVERYTHING,
DIANE.
SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA TAKE ONE
FOR THE SOCIETAL TEAM.
IN THIS CASE, YOU KNOW, HE
DIDN'T MISS HIS WAR REN -- HE
DID MISS HIS WAR RE-ENACTMENT
AND THAT IS A TRAGEDY.
>> IT IS UNFORTUNATE.
IF THERE WAS A WAY FOR HIM TO
PROVE THAT THIS IS NOT ME
BEING AN IDIOT OR TRYING TO
INSIGHT ANY SORT OF EMOTION
HERE.
I AM JUST -- I HAVE TOURETT'S
AND I CAN'T HELP IT AND THE
PILOT COULD HAVE BEEN MORE
UNDERSTANDING.
I CAN SEE BOTH SIDES OF IT.
WE ALREADY TALKED ABOUT HOW
MILL LANT -- MILITANT THESE
AIRCREWS CAN BE.
I ALSO CAN SEE THE PILOT
KNOWING THIS AND EXERCISING
HIS AUTHORITY.
>> TOM?
>> YES.
>> WHEN I WANT TO GET OUT OF
DOING MY CIVIL WAR
RE-ENACTMENT THAT I HAVE
ALREADY COMMITTED TO, I JUST
BRING A FAKE GRENADE IN MY LUG
-- LUGGAGE.
>> THERE WERE NO GRENADES IN
THE CIVIL WAR.
>> I AM SAYING, YOU JUST BRING
THE FAKE, PLASTIC GRENADE AND
IT KICKS YOU OFF THE FLIGHT
AND YOU CALL AND SAY I CAN'T
MAKE IT.
>> AND YOU WERE ACTUALLY
TRYING HARD FOR THE
RE-ENACTMENT BY BRINGING
WEAPONS FROM THE FUTURE.
>>> BILL, PASSENGERS WOULD
RATHER SIT BY A GUY SAYING
BOMB THAN YOU ANY DAY.
>> AS A FELLOW REENACTOR I
DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR THEORY.
WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO GET OUT
OF ANY RE-ENACTMENT,
PARTICULARLY ALL OF THE FAMOUS
BATTLES BATTLES IN PUERTO
RICO.
I REMEMBER GEORGE WASHINGTON
SAID AFTER THE BATTLE OF SAN
JUAN, WHICH WE LOST, MUY
SADO.
IT WAS AFTER THE BATTLE OF SAN
JUAN.
THAT WAS VERY BIG FOR THE
GERMANS IN THE REVOLUTIONARY
WAR.
WE ALMOST LOST.
IF YOU READ A BOOK -- YOU CALL
YOURSELF A REENACTOR?
"THE JOY OF HATE" AMAZON.COM G
>>> NEW RESEARCH FROM THE
UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO FINDS
THERE THR IS NO LIP MITT TO
HOW MUCH -- NO LIMIT TO HOW
MUCH HAPPY YOUR MONEY CAN GET
YOU.
AS PEOPLE ARE RICHER THEY FEEL
MORE SATISFIED.
IT DE BUNKS THE IDEA OF THE
SATIATION POINT, IE, AFTER A
CERTAIN INCOME EARNING MONEY
WON'T MAKE YOU HAPPIER WHY.
DOES THIS RING TRUE, DIANE?
>> I THINK PEOPLE COMPARE
THEMSELVES TO WHO THEY ARE
AROUND.
IT IS NOT A MATTER OF HOW MUCH
MONEY YOU HAVE, BUT HOW MUCH
MONEY YOU HAVE COMPARED TO THE
PEOPLE YOU ARE ASSOCIATING
WITH.
RICH PEOPLE ASSOCIATE WITH
OTHER RICH PEOPLE AND SO THEY
ARE NOT SATISFIED.
>> TOM, IT MUST BE TERRIBLE
NEWS FOR STAND UP COMEDIANS.
>> NO, NOW THAT THE REVENUE
STREAM IS COMING IN FOR THE
POD CASTING, IT IS GOING
GREAT.
>> YOU ARE MAKING HUNDREDS.
>> THE PROBLEM IS PEOPLE -- IT
IS THE EXPECTATION.
WHEN YOU HAVE NO MONEY AND
THEN YOU GET MONEY YOU THINK
YOU WILL BE HAPPY, BUT YOU ARE
NOT.
THE THINGS THEY SHOW YOU,
RIDING ON THE BOAT WITH THE
WOMAN IN THE BIKINI, IT IS NOT
THAT FUN.
RIDING IN A BOAT STINKS.
ALL OF THOSE RICH THINGS THEY
PICTURE IT IS NOT FUN.
>> YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
THAT'S WHAT WE WANT TO TELL
PEOPLE SO THEY DON'T GET RICH,
RIGHT?
WE TELL PEOPLE NOT TO -- WE
DON'T WANT THEM TO ENGAGE IN
THE FREE MARKET.
>> PEOPLE HAVE BEEN TELLING US
FOR 30 YEARS THAT THE END OF
THE ROAD OF CAPITALISM IS
UNHAPPINESS AND WE WILL BE
TRYING TO OUT SCRAMBLE ONE
ANOTHER.
IT AIN'T TRUE.
IT IS SELF-EVIDENT THAT IF YOU
ARE NOT STARVINGS AND POOR AND
HUNGRY AND YOU GET SOME MONEY
YOU WILL BE HAPPIER.
I AM GLAD THIS THING EXISTS
AND I AM SHOCKED THAT PEOPLE
ARE SURPRISED BY IT.
>> BILL, YOUR SATIATION POINT
IS AROUND $1.50.
>> YES.
I AM UNBELIEVABLY POOR. RECOMMER
YOU.
YOU HAVE TO STAY HIGH.
>> ALL DAY.
>> WE WILL CLOSE THINGS OUT
WITH A POST GAME WRAP UP.
GO TO FOX NEWS.COM/RED EYE.
>>> BACK TO ANDY LEVY FOR THE
POST GAME WRAP UP.
>> GREG, DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING
YOU WANT TO SAY?
>> I WANT TO READ A LETTER
FROM MY MOTHER.
IT SAYS DEAR, DARLING PEOPLE,
I LOVE YOU ALL FOR THINKING
ABOUT A STRANGER LIKE ME.
IT IS COMFORTING WE CAN REMIT
THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS FOR EACH
OTHER, AND I CERTAINLY WILL
REMEMBER AND LOVE ALL OF YOUR
DARLING CARDS AND NOTES.
KEEP PRAYING FOR ME, PLEASE.
LOVE TO YOU ALL, JACKIE.
>> VERY NICE.
>> MY MOM.
>> I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT
TOO.
>> WHAT?
>> I HAVE DECIDED I HATE THIS
TIE AND I SHANT WEAR IT
AGAIN.
>> CAN I HAVE IT?
>> NOPE.
>> COME ON.
>> THOAP.
NOPE.
MATT, WHO IS SEXY AND 45?
>> "REASON MAGAZINE" THIS
MONTH, THIS DAY.
WE STARTED IN MAY, 1968, THE
MAGAZINE I AM FORTUNATE ENOUGH
TO EDIT.
45 YEARS OLD.
>> I APPLIED FOR A JOB THERE.
>> IMUS?
>> IMUS EVERY MORNING FROM
9:00 TO 9:15.
>> WHAT DO YOU HAVE?
>> THE SIXES OF MY -- THE SIX
OF MY 12 ALBUMS ALBUMS IS
COMING OUT.
TWEET ME OR E-MAIL ME AND I
WILL SEND YOU A FREE ONE.
>> WOW.
>> JUST MENTION THIS
EXCHANGE.
>> THAT'S A GREAT WAY TO MAKE
MONEY.
>> THIS IS THE GRAVY TRAIN.
>> MONEY IS OVER RATED.
>> THAT'S WHY YOU ARE HAPPY.
>> CAN I PLEASE HAVE YOUR
TIE?
>> DON'T GIVE HIM YOUR TIE.
>> ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, DYE N