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(school bell ringing)
(gasps) my weave!
(gasps)
(gasps)
What the hell, karofsky?!
Oh, I've wanted to do that
ever since fifth grade
When you made fun of me
for getting pubes.
Now that you've joined
lullaby lees
And insperminated the queen
of the chastity ball,
And dropped below us hockey
dudes on the food chain,
It's open season.
Screw you, karofsky!
You and your neanderthal
puckheads are nothing!
You're gonna pay
for this, dude!
No, I'm not. You two don't
have the juice anymore.
Welcome to the new world order.
(chuckles)
(bell rings)
Hmm...
Hey, guys.
We need to talk.
Ay
hey, guys.
As you know,
even though she refuses
To wear the ring
and won't tell anyone
Including her mother
about the engagement,
Emma and I are in fact
getting married.
Yes, and ken has
convinced me
That we need to at least be
In the same room
when the marriage is certified.
Ken:
What can I say?
I'm a traditionalistst.
We're going to hawaii and
getting married on the beach.
And you want me to come?
No, no, no, no,
I picked hawaii
Because it's far away
from everybody we know.
Oh.
Um...
The thing is is that after
a very brief private ceremony,
Ken has decided he would like
to have a first dance.
The problem is,
we can't decide on a song.
Yes, I would like to have
"I could have danced all night."
Oh, from my fair lady.
Great choice.
Such a romantic song.
Yes.
Yeah, if you're making
a mix tape
For the boring parade.
I want "the thong song."
I need something I can shake
my moneymaker to.
Um...
I was remembering, um...
That you did those,
uh, mash-up things
With the glee kids.
Uh-huh.
Right? So I thought maybe
you could find a way
To use both
of our songs.
Um, and I-- well, we both
Need/want/need
dance lessons.
Yeah, I mean, I might need
a bit of polishing,
But it's the emster here
you really have to work with.
I had a monster case
of athlete's foot
a couple years back.
Had to get all my toenails
removed. So if she steps
On my feet during the
dance, I might pass out.
We would, uh... Be very happy
to pay you for your time, will.
No, no, I want to give you these
lessons as a wedding gift.
Sound good?
Great.
(school bell ringing)
This is a disaster.
Our reputation as mckinley
high's "it" couple
Is in serious jeopardy
If we don't find
some way to be cool
again, finn.
The slushy war
has commenced.
And if finn and quinn
got nailed,
None of us are safe.
Okay, guys, we're a little
behind for sectionals,
Thanks to our sue sylvester
detour,
But you guys seem to really
enjoy doing mash-ups, right?
And I'm gonna keep
you guys fired up.
Plus, there's
an important lesson
B
Sometimes things are
so different,
They don't feel
like they go together.
But the big difference
between them
Is what makes them great,
Like... Chocolate and bacon.
Or glee club
and football.
Exactly. But you've proven
that it is a great combination.
So, here is (chuckles)
my personal favorite song,
And your homework for the week
is to find an unexpected mash-up
To go with it.
"bust a move"?
Mercedes:
Yeah, this song is
old school.
All right, um, artie?
Yeah?
Try to follow along
on the bass.
Finn, take us through it.
Uh, I'm sorry,
mr. Schuester.
I got corn syrup
in my eye.
Okay, uh, puck,
how about it?
Groove
I got corn syrup
in my ey on young mc.
I am shocked
at the lack
Of leading-man ambition
in this room right now.
It's okay, rachel.
I guess I'm gonna have
To show these guys
how it's done.
(all exclaim)
* bust it! *
(playing funky bass line)
* this here's a tale
for all the fellas *
* trying to do
what those ladies tell us *
* get shot down 'cause
you're overzealous? *
* play hard to get,
females get jealous *
* okay, smarty, go to a party *
* girls are *** clad
and show a body *
* a chick walks by,
you wish you could sex her *
* but you're standing on the
wall like you was poindexter *
* movie show
and so you're going *
* could care less about
the five you're blowin' *
* theater gets dark
just to start the show *
* and then you spot a fine woman
sitting in your row *
* uh *
* she's dressed in yellow,
she says, "hello" *
* "come sit next to me,
you fine fellow" *
* uh *
* you run over there
without a second to lose *
* and what comes next?
Hey, bust a move *
* you want it, you got it, uh *
* you want it,
baby, you got it *
* just bust a move! *
* you want it, you got it, uh *
* you want it,
baby, you got it *
* your best friend harry
has a brother larry *
* in five days from now,
he's gonna marry *
* he's hoping you can make it
there if you can *
* 'cause in the ceremony,
you'll be the best man *
* you say "neato,"
check your libido *
* and roll to the church
in your new tuxedo *
* the bride walks down
just to start the wedding *
* and there's one more girl
you won't be getting *
* so you start thinking,
then you start blinking *
* a bridesmaid looks
and thinks that you're winking *
* she think you're kinda cute,
so she winks back *
* and then you're
feeling really fine *
* 'cause the girl is stacked *
* reception's jumpin',
bass is pumpin' *
* look at the girl
and your heart starts thumpin' *
* says she wants to dance
to a different groove *
* now you know what to do, g,
bust a move *
* you want it, you got it, uh *
* you want it,
baby, you got it *
* just bust a move! *
* you want it, you got it, uh *
* you want it,
baby, you got it *
* move it, boy *
* uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh,
babe, uh *
* uh, yeah, uh, huh-uh, babe,
uh-uh, babe *
* uh, uh, hey, yeah *
* just bust a move! *
Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
And toyota. Moving forward.
So, how can I, uh,
how can I help you kids?
Is it, uh, too many friends
on myspace or...?
I can't believe
we're saying this,
But we need some advice
on how to be cool.
Yeah, you must have
picked up some ideas
About what cool people
do from watching them
over the years.
Not that you were
never cool yourself.
Yeah, well, um, but, um,
You're two of the most popular
kids in school.
We were, until we joined
glee club.
That's why he got
a slushy facial,
I'm sure of it.
Okay, I see.
Um, don't really have any
pamphlets on how to be popular.
Uh, okay, right, well, let's...
Let's talk about this.
Why, why is it so important
for you to be cool, huh?
Don't you like being in glee?
It's fun.
Status is like currency.
When your bank account is full,
You can get away with doing
just about anything.
But right now we're
like toxic assets.
When my mom applied
to college,
She put "being popular"
Extracurricularlied
to colle activity.
And she got into arizona state.
Sunglasses are so sexy.
Sunglasses.
Yeah, sunglasses are, um,
really, really cool.
I'm always seeing, you know,
celebrities
Wear them in um, magazines,
Even at night.
Doesn't need to be day.
Very popular. Gives you a sense
of mystery, you know. Rappers.
Totally. It's like you can't
see their eyes,
So they have all the power.
I could be looking
at your ***,
And you'd have no idea.
Um, no, um, no.
Kids, look,
The most important thing is
that you be yourselves, okay?
And if people don't like you
for that, then I'm sorry.
But who needs 'em?
(school bell ringing)
Hi.
Hi.
(chuckles)
it was my cousin betty's.
We were obsessed
with princess di's dress
When we were little girls,
So, um, when she got married,
she insisted on having
This, uh, this long train.
Is there a reason
you have it on now?
Yes, yes, yeah.
Okay.
Um, she didn't wear it
to her dance rehearsals,
And the night of the wedding,
her husband kept
Stepping on the train.
Really bad.
The fight was epic.
Ooh...
The priest cried.
They were divorced
three months later.
Actually,
maybe I shouldn't wear it.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
it's all good, it's all good.
We'll, uh, we'll see
how you move in it, all right?
Okay.
Okay.
Um, so first, um,
let's do ken's selection,
And then, uh, we'll work in
your song for the big finish.
Okay.
All right?
Hey, emma, I'm really excited
about this.
Fantastic.
So, so exciting.
(violins play)
This thing right here...
Is letting
all the ladies know...
What guys talk about.
You know, the finer
things in life.
(chuckles)
check it out.
* ooh, that dress
so scandalous *
* and you know another guy
couldn't handle it *
* she's shaking that thing,
like, "who's the ish?" *
* with a look in your eye
so devilish, uh *
* she like to dance
at the hip-hop spots *
* and she cruise to the crews
like connect the dots *
* not just urban,
she likes to pop *
* 'cause she was living
la vida loca *
* she had dumps like
a truck, truck-truck *
* thighs like what, what-what? *
* baby, move you
butt, butt-butt *
* uh, I think
I'll sing it again *
* she had dumps like
a truck, truck-truck *
* thighs like what, what-what? *
* all night long *
* let me see that thong *
* baby! *
* that thong, th-thong,
thong, thong *
* I like it
when the beat goes... *
* baby, make your *** go... *
* *
(both grunt, gasp)
(pained laughing)
(laughs):
Oh, god, are you okay?
I'm okay. Are you okay?
Yeah.
Oh-oh!
Oh...
Ah.
It's the darned "thong song."
(laughs):
I don't think
it's the song.
(laughs)
I think you need
a new dress.
Come on.
All right.
Upsy-daisy.
Oh, I'm stuck.
All right, let's try,
uh, reverse tear on two.
Let's not.
Hey, azimio,
I'm the quarterback--
I call the plays.
Yeah, well, some
of the guys was talking,
And we're starting to question
your leadership ability.
Yeah, like maybe you're having
trouble making good choices,
As in, for instance,
choosing to join *** explosion.
Do I need to remind you
that glee club
Helped us win
our first game of the season?
What have you done
for me lately?
Yeah, we're taking
a bunch of heat,
Because you like kissing dudes
all of a sudden.
You're not being
a team player, man.
Couldn't believe you was man
enough to knock up quinn fabray.
You sure a real man
Didn't sneak in there
and do it for you?
That's it!
Team:
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Fight! Fight! Fight!
(blowing whistle)
Fight! Fight!
Fight! Fight!
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Okay, break it up!
Get up, break it up!
Get back, get off!
Hey, calm down! Everybody!
On the sidelines,
take a knee.
Now!
What if you had
broken finn's arm, huh?
We'd be worse off and more
pathetic than we already are!
Where's puckerman?
Uh, he said he had
to miss practice today.
He's working on something
for glee club.
What, is he working on his
"coming out of the closet"
speech or something?
Hey, man, don't push me, man!
Ken:
Hey, enough!
Football...
Is war,
And no one single man
can win that war,
Not even if they
strap nukes on him.
I want you to start acting
like a team again!
When we won that one game, it
wasn't because we were dancing!
It was because we were
of singular purpose!
I want you to start
hanging more,
Spend more time
together, which is why,
Starting next week
I am adding extra practice
On thursdays at 3:30.
But, coach,
that's when glee rehearses.
You know what,
I have had it up to here
With schuester and glee.
Here's the story,
quarterback,
And you tell
puckerman this
When you see him.
That practice is mandatory,
no exceptions.
So you're gonna have to choose
what's more important to you,
Football or glee club.
* what a girl wants,
what a girl needs *
* whatever makes me happy,
sets you free *
* and I'm thanking you
for knowing exactly *
* what a girl wants,
what a girl needs *
* whatever keeps me
in your arms... *
Puck:
I know this looks weird,
But wait until
you see what happens next.
My ears are starting to hurt.
Could we take a break?
Okay.
You want to make out?
Sure.
I know, it's whack.
But I also remember
What my history teacher
told us last semester:
"only nixon can go to china."
I have no idea what she meant,
but it reminded me of when
My family ordered chinese food
and sat down together
For our traditional
simchas torah screening
Of schindler's list.
That's really when
all of this started.
It wasn't
the most normal tradition,
But we did it for my mom.
She said it made her
feel connected
(gunshot)
to her jewish roots.
(screaming)
As she was giving me
my sweet-and-sour pork,
She said something
that really hit home.
You're no better
than them, noah.
(sniffles)
Why can't you date
a jewish girl?
That night I had
the strangest dream.
I knew it was a dream,
Because there's no way
rachel could have
Climbed up the wall outside
my window with no shoes on.
* *
When I woke up, I knew
It was more than a dream--
it was a message from god.
Rachel was a hot jew,
And the good lord wanted me
to get into her pants.
(school bell rings)
* *
(gasps)
I picked it up for you
when I was buying dip.
It's grape--
I know that's
your favorite,
Because the last time
I tossed a grape one
in your face,
You licked your lips before
you cleaned yourself off.
Hey, I was wondering if
you wanted to work together
on some mash-up ideas.
Things happened pretty fast
from that point.
Getting her to make out with me
was easier than I thought.
Guess she's kinda desperate.
You okay, baby?
I can't do this.
Why?
We're a couple of
good-looking jews.
It's natural.
I-I can't give myself
to someone who isn't...
Brave enough to sing a solo.
If you don't have
the guts to do that,
Then-then how are you gonna be
bold enough to deal with
The ups and downs of loving
an admittedly high-maintenance
Girl like me?
Are you questioning
my badass-ness?
Have you seen my guns?
No, I...
I'm sorry, but...
Your arms are lovely, but...
I just don't see us working out.
Will:
So,
Any ideas for the mash-up?
Will:
Anybody?
Oh, come on, guys.
It's like you're daring me
to start dancing.
I will.
No.
No!
I've been working
on something.
Will:
Oh, yeah?
It's my personal tribute
to a musical jewish icon.
Will:
Uh,
Fantastic.
Let's hear it.
(playing intro
to "sweet caroline")
* where it began *
* I can't begin to knowin' *
* but then I know
it's growin' strong *
* was in the spring *
* and spring became summer *
* who'd have believed
you'd come along? *
* hands *
* touching hands *
* reaching out *
* touching me *
* touching you *
* oh *
* sweet caroline *
* ba, ba, ba *
* good times never
seemed so good *
* I've been inclined *
* ba, ba, ba *
* to believe they never would *
* oh *
* sweet caroline *
* ba, ba, ba *
* good times
never seemed so good *
* oh, I've been inclined *
* ba, ba, ba *
* to believe they never would *
* oh, no, no. *
(song ends)
(shouting, whooping)
puckerman!
Yeah!
You know, I really
think this is working.
I think we
look super cool.
I'm proud of you, finn.
I'm proud of us.
Yeah. Nothing wrong with
wanting to be popular.
It just means you want
people to like you.
I think
that's healthy.
I totally agree.
Being popular just means
you can have it all.
Oh. Hey, guys.
You thirsty?
Sure. Thanks.
You can't do this!
Oh, you think that's bad?
Just imagine what's gonna happen
If you don't show up
to practice on Thursday
And quit that
little glee club for good.
Bros before
hi-ho's, dude.
Don't forget that.
I hear people say, "that's
not how I define marriage."
Well, to them I say,
"love knows no bounds."
Why can't people marry dogs?
I'm certainly not advocating
intimacy with your pets.
I, for one, think intimacy
has no place in a marriage.
Walked in on my parents once,
And it was like seeing
two walruses wrestling.
So woof on prop 15, ohio.
And that's how sue... C's it.
Rod.
Boffo, sue.
And we'll be right back
after this.
(bell rings)
You still smell
like scotch, rod.
You know, sue,
there's a lot of pressure
Being a local celebrity.
Most women find me
intimidating-- the teeth,
The hair...
It's a lot to take in
and I know it.
I need a gal
with a little backbone.
And I think you just
might be that gal.
Don't you have a wife, rod?
She drowned.
So now, I've got the condo
all to myself.
Maybe we could go out sometime.
Have a little fondue.
Sure.
Okay.
Bread, cheese-- fantastic.
I'll call you.
("sing sing sing" plays)
(music ends, laughing)
Sue, whoo,
that was amazing.
Oh! You know, I have to admit
At first when you suggested
that I teach you a few steps,
I was hesitant, you know,
because how horrible you were
To me and the glee kids
When figgins made you
co-director.
Well, live and let
learn, my friend.
That is ultimately
what I got to.
It's nice not being
at each other's throats.
You know, you're right.
Oh, gosh, I don't know
how else to say this,
But I'm in love.
Really?
After one date.
Sue sylvester is in love.
E-9.
You sunk my battleship, rod,
and you sunk it hard.
(makes explosion sound)
You know, sue, I like to swing.
I could be good with that.
Rod has invited me to
the second annual allen county
Sickle cell anemia dance-a-thon.
Ooh.
And with your tutelage,
will, we could take home
That blue ribbon like two
prize heifers in love.
(laughs) I was wondering why
you asked for dance lessons.
Oh, well, erma just
raved about you.
So I'm actually touched.
You seem so happy
and nice,
And you've been so cool
with quinn fabray
And her, you know,
situation.
Yeah, well, she's just
a confused kid,
And the least I can offer her
is my compassion.
But you, mister...
Aw!
The sue sylvester
who has been obsessed
With sabotaging your every move
is now just a distant memory.
That's great, sue.
Now all I feel for you
is sympathy,
Whether it be for your sham
of a marriage
Or the fact that coach tanaka's
finally laying down the law
With regard
to glee club.
Wait. What?
Yeah, tanaka-san's making
the kids choose.
I mean, come on.
Let's be honest.
What kid's gonna choose
glee club over football?
It'd be ridiculous.
Hey, ken, you want
To tell me what the
hell's going on?
You knew I had a standing
glee rehearsal on Thursday.
We sat down and worked
out a schedule
When some of your guys
joined the club.
Circumstances have changed.
I have a serious morale issue
with my team.
It's my responsibility
to fix it.
Sorry if me doing my job
interferes with your club.
Ken, we've known
each other for years.
Your commitment to football
is about as long as your pants.
You know, let's get into
what this is really about.
You're upset that
I don't like your song
For your wedding mash-up.
And you're right; it's not
my place to have an opinion.
Why don't you just
cut the crap, will?
You're not that naive.
This is not about a song.
It's about my fiancée.
You and I,
the whole world knows
That I'm just a consolation
prize to you.
How do you think
that makes me feel?
Emma's totally into you.
Emma is settling for me.
And I love her so much
I don't care.
But it doesn't mean
I appreciate you
Coming in with your
gene kelly charm
And getting high off
of her fawning over you.
I-I have never intentionally
encouraged emma.
But I haven't
discouraged her, either.
You don't have to worry
about it anymore, though.
So are we cool?
Can I have my guys
on Thursday again?
3:30?
You keep your rehearsal.
I'll keep my practice.
We'll let the kids
decide who's first choice...
And who's the consolation prize.
...Making tommy tune
the first to win
Tony gold in four
categories.
Totally interesting.
You know, you never told
me what you thought
of my mash-up solo.
You're still missing
the elusive high "b"
That's a brass ring
for a bari-tenor.
I had to work on it
for weeks with finn
before he got it.
You're a great
performer, noah.
I just want to say
how proud I am
To have you on my arm
in front of the whole
high school.
(chuckling)
You're pretty good at this.
I've had a lot of practice.
You're actually a lot luckier
than me and quinn.
Your head is shaved.
I'm really sorry
I ever did this to you.
It's okay.
No, it isn't.
No one deserves this feeling.
You know what
the worst part is?
It's not the burning
in your eyes or the way
The slushie drips all the way
into your underpants.
It's the humiliation.
I feel like I could burst
into tears at any moment.
Rachel...
I'm sorry, but...
Today, when the clock
chimes 3:30...
You're choosing
football over glee,
Which means we probably
can't be together anymore.
Yes.
Damn, I feel like
such a bad jew.
Are you ready, yet?
We've only got an hour
for lunch, emma.
Emma:
It's not like trying on
a pair of jeans, will.
Well, it doesn't
have to be perfect,
We just have to see
if you can dance in it.
It fits okay?
Yeah. Fits great.
Terrific.
Yeah. Terrific.
Uh, so, should we see
if you can dance in it?
Okay. This is
The instrumental version
of your wedding song.
("I could have danced
all night" plays)
* I could have danced
all night *
* I could have
danced all night *
* and still have begged *
* for more *
* I could have
spread my wings *
* and done a thousand things *
* I've never done *
* before *
* I'll never know
what made it so *
* exciting *
* why all at once my heart *
* took flight *
* I only know *
* when he began
to dance with me *
* I could have danced *
* danced, danced... *
* all night. *
Yeah... You can dance in it.
So I've got to go and, um...
Got the big showdown
today at 3:30.
And, uh, I want
to make sure I'm there
To support the kids,
no matter what happens.
(clears throat)
Wait, what showdown?
I thought... I thought you
and sue had that last week.
Between me and your fiancé.
Ken's told all the football
players in glee
That they have to choose
between the club and the team.
And unless all the guys
choose glee,
It looks like we won't have
enough members for sectionals.
Then glee is over.
I know.
Well, wish me luck.
Hey, guys.
(ticks)
I guess they're not coming.
I'm really sorry, guys.
I can't believe this.
I thought they
were our friends.
How can they
just abandon us?
(soft laughter)
Hi.
(squeals)
(indistinct chatter)
You scared me.
We made it.
Will:
Good seeing you.
(laughter)
(gasping)
Are you sure about this, noah?
I mean, choosing us
over the team means
You might get a slushie
in your face every day.
Bring it.
Where's finn?
(whistle blows)
Hey!
Fellas...
Hey, man.
You made
the right decision.
What's up, dude?
(whistle blows)
Okay, let's huddle up.
Do it.
I really don't want to.
Honestly, I know
how picky you are
About what products
you use on your face.
But you've been getting
so much pressure
From the gorillas
on the football team.
I guess they didn't
Appreciate me resigning
from the team and choosing glee.
Probably would've
went over better
If you didn't announce
it in the showers.
You are not going to slushie
on my man, kurt.
Why wouldn't he?
He's made his choice.
He doesn't care
about us "losers" anymore.
No, that's not true,
it's just if I don't do it,
The guys on the team are going
to kick the crap out of me.
Well, we can't have that,
can we?
What are you doing?
It's called
"taking one for the team."
(gasps)
Now, get out of here.
And take some time to think
whether or not any of your
Friends on the football team
would've done that for you.
Someone get me
to a day spa, stat!
Ooh, hey, hey, hey.
Oh, sue.
Rod.
Andrea.
Uh, you aren't scheduled
to tape another
"sue's corner"
until tomorrow night.
I came by special to
show you my zoot suit.
I had it made for our
dance competition.
But, uh, only
the men wear those.
Further embarrassed.
You're taking her?
Not now, andrea.
He took me last year.
We came in third.
You didn't think that we
were... Exclusive, did you?
That's the only way I do it,
rod.
I can't be caged in, sue.
That's why I got
my tiger tattoo.
Heck, even my wife
understood that.
Are we still on
for Saturday night?
No.
(cheering)
Do you miss it?
Hell, no.
I hope you didn't choose glee
over football because of me.
Why?
Because I don't think
this relationship
Is going to work out.
That's cool. I was going
to break up with you anyway.
No, you weren't.
Yes, I was.
You won't even let me
touch your ***.
It's finn, right?
He's never going
to leave quinn.
Not with that baby in her belly.
You like her, don't you?
I can see you staring at her
when I'm staring at finn.
Is that why you joined glee?
To be closer to her?
Like I said,
they're never breaking up.
God, what's
the matter with me?
I'm a stud and I can't even
hold onto a chick like you.
No offense.
Why don't girls like me?
'cause you're kind of
a jerk. No offense.
I just think
you want it too much.
Which is something
I can relate to.
I want everything too much.
Our relationship was built
on a fantasy.
Like every other one in my life.
I think I just agreed
to us being together
Because I thought it
would make finn jealous.
I just hope we can
still be friends.
We weren't friends before.
Hey, finn.
Want to have a catch?
Sure.
Go long.
I'm not coming back.
These are the moments, finn.
They're the crossroads.
The ones you look back on
when you get old
And think, "what if...?"
I don't buy that.
I don't think any one decision
makes your life
Unless you accidentally invent
Some kind of zombie virus
or something.
No? You're right.
Life's a series of choices,
a big combination of moments.
Little ones that add up to big
ones that create who you are.
You're letting other people make
those choices for you, finn.
You're letting them decide
who you're going to be,
People you're not even going
to know in three years,
People whose names
you're going to forget
When you run into them
in the hardware store.
You don't understand
the kind of pressure I'm under.
Yes, I do. Because of all
the students I've ever had,
You remind me the most of me.
Come back to glee, finn.
It's where you belong.
Hey, coach, can I talk
to you about something?
You got an itch down there
or something?
What? No.
Uh...
I'm the quarterback, right?
The leader.
Sure.
Well, all this stuff
about having to choose
Between glee and football is
making it hard for me to lead.
Leaders are supposed to see
things that other guys don't.
Right? Like, they can imagine a
future where things are better.
Like, thomas jefferson, or that
kid from the terminator movies.
I see a future where...
It's cool to be in glee club.
Where you can play football
and sing and dance
And no one gets
down on you for it.
Where the more different
you are, the better.
I guess what I'm
trying to say is,
I don't want to have
to choose between them anymore.
It's not cool.
(sighs)
You know, about that Thursday
practice, it's, uh...
Canceled indefinitely.
I've got some stuff
I got to do that time--
laundry, things like that.
Oh. Sweet.
Finn.
Tell puckerman and the other
guys, too, will you?
Sure.
Thanks, coach.
(school bell ringing)
Schuester!
Yeah?
I'll need to see that set list
for sectionals after all,
And I want it on my desk, warm
from the laminator at 5:00 p.M.
And if it is one minute late,
I will go to the animal shelter
and get you a kitty cat.
I will let you fall in love
with that kitty cat,
And then,
on some dark, cold night,
I will steal away into your home
and punch you in the face.
Hey, sue?
What?
Didn't work out with rod?
No, it did not.
Q, take off those sunglasses.
I want to look in your eyes
When I give you this
piece of business.
You're off the cheerios.
I can't have a pregnant
girl on my squad.
You're a disgrace.
(cheerios laughing)
(school bell ringing, knocking)
Hey.
Hey.
I wanted to talk to you
about your wedding mash-up.
I've been working
really *** it and...
...I just can't get those
two songs to go together.
Yeah, that's
because they don't.
We both know that.
(sighs)
They're both good
songs, though.
Great ones.
Will, um...
I just wanted to say, uh...
Thank you.
For the dance lessons.
So, what do you think
about my welcome back gift
To the club, huh, guys?
Thanks for the slushies, finn.
They're delicious.
Kurt:
And loaded with
empty calories.
You know why they call them
slushies, don't you?
Because your butt looks like one
if you have too many of them.
I'd like to propose
a toast to mr. Shue.
You were right about
glee club and football
Being a killer combination.
Yeah!
(cheering)
Mr. Shue, I am sorry to report
That we've all been remiss
About completing
our assignment this week.
Yeah, none of us could find a
good groove for "bust a move."
And I personally feel
like a failure.
Well, that's okay, guys, because
I feel like the lesson landed
And that's what's important.
And we are glad to
have you back, finn.
(group murmurs in agreement)
You okay, quinn?
Do I look okay?
I'm devastated.
Now that I'm off the cheerios,
I'll start every day
with a slushie facial.
That's okay
if that happens, quinn.
Because there are 11
of your friends right here
Who are going to be more than
happy to help clean you off.
Yeah.
That's right, girl.
We got you.
You know it.
Yeah.
Oh. Mmm. Brain freeze.
I can't imagine getting hit in
the kisser with one of these.
You've never been hit by
a slushie before, mr. Shue?
Um...
All right, guys.
We're a team.
Bring it on.
Give me your best shot.
Rachel:
One, two, three.
(will screaming)
Oh...
(sighs)
All right.
From the top.
Sync by honeybunny