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Rick? I'm back from the job interview.
Ricky?
Rick?
Rick!
Rick!!!
What do you want, Bob?
Ah!
Oh. There you are.
Listen, you're never gonna believe this-
You got rejected, didn't you?
H-how'd you know?
I thought I'd made a wonderful choice for the job-
Bob, we need to talk.
You wanna talk?
Alright, about what?
About your lack of motivation.
What do you think?
M-mota-what?
Look, Bob.
You're an okay guy.
But you have to apply yourself or you'll never be accepted into a job-
Oh, so THAT'S what this is about?
Well I'll have you know that I'm fully capable of accomplishing
any mundane task assigned to me-
It's your ego, that's what's keeping you from landing a decent job-
Ego?
I know where this is going.
I'm telling you, they were eating out of my hands at the interview-
Crikey, Bob.
You know what, you haven't paid the rent in three years!
I scheduled that job interview to help YOU make a living.
Put yourself out there and get back on your feet!
You're not even trying at this point.
But I AM trying, Rick!
N-no you're not!
...Yes I am.
Well try harder, if you can't even get a job!
How am I supposed to support both of us?
It's worked out pretty well so far.
For the love of thog, Bob!
We can't keep doing this anymore.
We're not married.
We're roomies, mate!
Wait, when did marriage come into this?
We're both dudes!
Leave.
Huh?
I'm kicking you out, effective immediately. Go.-
But where am I gonna go? You don't understand, Rick!-
I said GET OUT!
Crikey.
I don't understand why he has to be such a Rick...
Why am I so stupid?
I can't even get a job at Burger Beast!
Now I have nothing.
No one.
I'm all alone, and I can't even play the guitar!
How am I supposed to sing a lame, corny country song expressing my feelings without a guitar-
Not again!
What's happening?! Where am I?!
Oh, sweet Mother of Thog,
I'm melting!
I'm melting!
Wait.. I'm not melting,
I'm dying!
How is he?
He'll live.
Whew.
Aside from a few dents in his armor,
which he was lucky to be wearing,
he'll be up and running in a day or two.
So this is how it ends!
I see the light!
I'm free!
Goodbye cruel world!
Goodbye Burger Beast!
Goodbye Rick, and good riddance!
He's just being melodramatic.
Contrary to popular belief, there is no bright light when you die.
Only three short beeps, a long one, and it's back into the world reincarnated as a Sangheli.
That's....oddly specific.
...it's a long story.
Oh, hello there!
Where are my manners?
Would you like a health pack?
I've got plenty!
...no, thank you.
Wow.
So, he's fine?
He's still in one piece, isn't he?
The medical expenses won't be too out of the ordinary.
It's gonna be tough getting out of that lawsuit, though.
Lawsuit? Who said anything about a lawsuit?
Yeah, why would I sue him?
Why would you sue him?
He hit you with his Warthog!
Why wouldn't you sue him?
...he did?
Oh dear.
What, what's wrong?
It appears that your morbidly confused friend is currently suffering from Amnesia.
Amnesia?
Wait one second.
I'll have to go check with my colleages.
Yep. Amnesia.
Doctor, these aren't the mashed potatoes I ordered.
This is a unicorn!
And a mild case of brain damage.
Oh dear.
Dain Barmage?
He gave me dain barmage?
I guess I'd better sue him, then!
Wait, wait!
Don't sue, just let me think of something...
what do you want, do you want a cheeseburger?
There's a Burger Beast on the second floor.
Hmm... Burger Beast!
You're letting him go scott-free for a cheeseburger?!
You're right, Doctor.
A mere cheeseburger shall not suffice.
Ah, that's the spirit!
So, sue him, then!
No!
What?
You still haven't given me those mashed potatoes!
Hey, friend!
Can you get me some mashed potatoes?
M..mashed potatoes?
I could arrange that.
Wait.
He ran you over.
That could have caused long-term damage!
Do you really think petty mashed potatoes
could replace all of the emotional scarring,
And money!
that could have resulted from such tragic accident?
Tragic accident?
I thought you said a few scratches!
Dents.
What?
I said dents.
Well... do you have a house?
Of course I have a house, what kind of a question is that?
Money!
*Captions provided by Pie - 2012*