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Sayhello to the past.!
Sayhello to the future.!
ln Edoropolis, there's nevera dull moment.!
We knowyou've been waiting forus.! Hello.!
We're the never-fail heroes.!
We're metallic ninjas with tails.!
Legendary Ninja Cats
Legendary Ninja Cats
To every Tom, ***, and Harryin the neighborhood,
We're serving up a hotplate ofjustice.!
You need to defeat those scheming badguys.!
So getout there, Robo Cats.!
See, the cute litle princess is calling you.!
Untilyou can make hersay ''peace has returned''
You have to keep winning, no materwhat.!
Don'tmind.! You've got the rightdigital stuff!
Tomorrowhas onlyblue skies ahead.!
Sayhello to the past.!
Sayhello to the future.!
ln Edoropolis, there's nevera dull moment.!
We knowyou've been waiting forus.! Hello.!
We're the never-fail heroes.!
We're metallic ninjas with tails.!
Animaloids live peacefully in Edoropolis, their capital city...
But there are evils lurking in the darkness!
However, there are those who fight for justice, including a secret ninja trio!
We are Nyankees on the side ofjustice!
Beat it!
Eh!? Pururun's Debutante Declaration!
My goodness! We stuck around too long due to being enraptured by Omitsu's charms!
Man, it's already pushing sunset.
l'm sure Pururun's like...
You two are lying down on the job again!
l can't breathe...
l guess we'll just have to suck it up and take it today.
Although both Yattaro and Skashee were proud ofthemselves as guardians ofjustice,
they were helpless against Pururun's wrath.
Why are you looking so surprised?
Otama, what's the matter with Pururun?
She's all dressed up like a proper girl.
Well, l don't know well myself.
Welcome back from your delivery duty. Let me make you some tea.
Tea? For us?
You're not getting mad, even though we goofed around on the clock?
Huh? Well, that's allowable every once in a while.
You know, the weather is so fine, anybody would be tempted to loiter.
Oh, Pururun's not like herself...
l've never seen her speaking politely.
Are you alright, Pururun? Do you have fever or something?
Oh, cut it out, Otama.
Naumak, sanmanda, bodanan, abiraunken, sowaka...
lt's amazing that Pururun is acting feminine.
lt must be an omen preceding a catastrophe!
A big earthquake or eruption of Mt. Nekofuji!
Hey, you lot!
You're making such severe comments!
Oh my! l didn't know it was this late.
Well, Otama, l'll be out for a short while.
Please take care ofthings while l am away.
Sure.
Pururun wasn't mad after all.
l'm sure an earthquake is coming.
How dare they talk about me like that!
Oh, l'll forget about it.
l'm starting a new life from today!
lf l attend this charm school...
Please have a date with me.
Wait a minute!
Be with me!
No! Come to me!
l'll be a proper girly girl and find a marvelous boyfriend...
Oh, no! What a fantasy!
Okay!
l'll be a girly girl no matter what and show Yattaro and Skashee how wrong they are!
Well, it's questionable that Pururn has any idea ofwhat being feminine means.
Very questionable, actually.
Oh, please don't push.
This school is to turn you into top ladies!
l assure you that ifyou enter this school, you will become admirable and charming young ladies.
Well, what would you do?
Shall we try?
Sounds like a good idea to me.
Look, Gen! They keep corning and corning.
Those stupid girls don't have the slightest idea about what we're actually going to teach.
Well, Lord Korn,
it's so smart ofyou to set up the make-believe charm school to train girls into ninjas.
Please allow me to explain.
ln Japanese, female ninjas are called 'Kunoichi'.
This comes from breaking up the character for 'girl'
and for 'ninja', like this.
You know, those crow ninjas are just good-for-nothings.
lndeed. lt's getting pretty hard to find competent crows these days.
Therefore, this scheme to replace them with pretty girls had better work!
Then, you are sure to rule the whole nation.
Well, l say that every time, don't l?
You may say that as many times as you want.
ls that you, Karamaru?
Lord Korn, the students are all gathered
and we are ready to begin work.
Well, let me introduce the founder and leading instructor of our school, Madam Fox.
My dear girls, l am Madam Fox, and l'll be teaching you etiquette.
Huh!?
l hope you will all study hard and become fine ladies.
So, the first lesson at Korn's charm school had begun.
One, two, three, four. Okay. Turn around.
Oh, it's so heavy. Why do we have to put on steel clogs?
Why are we dancing with steel fans, too?
You know, moving your waist is very important in Japanese dancing,
and steel clogs and fans are the best instruments to make your legs and loins strong.
l can't move any more.
l can't, either.
lf only... l can be truly feminine...
No. 1 is no good, No. 2 isn't good enough yet,
No. 3 is no good, either, but No. 4 is good.
Listen, girls. You need proper technique, even when serving tea, see?
Okay. Gently walk to the far end ofthis hallway
and gracefully return without spilling a cup oftea.
You go first.
Yes, ma'am.
Yipe!
No. 2 has no reflexes and is therefore disqualified.
She seems to have made a blunder.
You're next.
Yes, ma'am.
Gently and gracefully... without spilling the tea...
ls this a pitfall? This isn't a ninja house, is it?
What's this all about?
You have a splendid carriage.
Hey, what's the big idea? Tell me!
lt's part ofthe training to make you a fine lady, of course.
Nonsense!
Well, l dare say you have fine breeding.
Do l?
Well, now l believe this is for learning etiquette. Right?
Exactly!
She's right. Anybody would admire my charm.
No. 4 has passed.
Now l have the all data l need. Well, what to do next is...
Here we are.
This is going perfectly so far.
And if l take special private lessons with Madam Fox...
Oh? Well, Madam Fox's room is... Oh!
That's Karamaru! What's brought him here?
This girl is good, but this one here with the bright eyes is pretty good, too.
Lord Korn!
l know, l know. We're looking for a girl suitable for ninja training, right?
Right.
We must select one by the end ofthe day and send her to Karakara Village at once.
There she undergo hard training to become a good ninja as soon as possible.
But there are so many candidates that it's difficult to make a choice.
This girl is cute, and this one here is attractive, too...
As for this girl, she has outstanding motor nerves.
Besides, she is endowed with brute force.
lf she goes through hard training, l'm sure she will make an excellent ninja.
Well, well, let me take a look.
The ones who've got the skills are never the lookers. l wonder why.
Well, even if a girl's not pretty, it doesn't mean that she can't be a good ninja.
lntolerable! He'll pay for this!
l wonder how Pururun's doing.
She's never offered to make us tea before, has she?
lndeed. lt almost made me puke.
Good mor...
Pururun...
Oh, oh...
l'm terribly sorry, Pururun.
l'll never speak ill ofyou again. Please forgive me.
Mercy!
Please don't kill me!
Mercy!
Please don't kill me!
What's the matter, Pururun?
We Nyankees must go into action!
Please excuse us for the noise.
Our special Pizza Cats express delivery is about to be launched.
For your own safety, please stay behind the white line.
Here goes!
Mom, the Pizza Cats are flying again.
Mom?
Hmm... l wonder if it's too late.
Yes, it is.
You have been chosen to receive training in Karakara Village.
Be grateful!
Kararnaru, get them tied up!
Very well.
Evil has never prospered throughout history.
Curses! That voice!
l will teach you what is right with the mind ofjustice.
Our mission is to get rid of wickedness thriving in the world.
Whatever darkness you may trouble us with, we are sure to wipe it out.
We are apostles ofjustice and victory, the ninja trio...
Nyankees!
You accursed Nyankees!
You dared to hurt a maiden's feelings.
l'll make sure you pay for that!
Who's supposed to be a maiden?
Get them!
Let me show you the true fury of a woman scorned!
Suffer!
Shucks! Now, we'll get rid of them with Neezuma No. 2.
Huh? What's that?
Geez, they built another funny-looking robot.
Oh, l want to be beautiful! Pat pat pat...
What's this?
Oh, it smells good.
lt may be a sleeping drug.
As if! Never expect such a thing to work on the Nyankees!
Oh, it worked all too soon.
Well, Neezuma No. 2, stamp them out while they are asleep.
Hello, little boys! Let me spoil you.
Sayhello to the past.!
Sayhello to the future.!
ln Edoropolis, there's nevera dull moment.!
You're mine now!
ln Edoropolis, there's nevera dull moment.!
We knowyou've been waiting forus.! Hello.!
What's that? lt's that bothersome robot again!
We're the never-fail heroes.!
We're metallic ninjas with tails.!
To every Tom, ***, and Harryin the neighborhood,
We're serving up a hotplate ofjustice.!
Bwaaah! lt's cold.
Bwaaah! lt's cold.
But it helped us wake up.
You need to defeat those scheming badguys.!
You need to defeat those scheming badguys.!
So getout there, Robo Cats.!
Let's go!
Sure.
So getout there, Robo Cats.!
See, the cute litle princess is calling you.!
Untilyou can make hersay ''peace has returned''
You have to keep winning, no materwhat.!
Don'tmind.! You've got the rightdigital stuff!
Tomorrowhas onlyblue skies ahead.!
Sayhello to lies.!
Sayhello to the truth.!
There's always a newmysteryin Edoropolis.!
Sorry to botheryou with ourpower.!
lt'sjustourraging ninja fire.!
Here go Nyankees!
And we're tearing through the skyon hover-jets.!
You wanta sweetpotato pizza with green seaweed topping?
Hey, look! They've started transforming.
Hey, look! They've started transforming.
l'm afraid we can'tget that to you now.!
Do something, Gen!
l'm afraid we can'tget that to you now.!
Hurryon to the castle where evil lurks.!
Fighton, mecha Cats.!
Go, Neezuma No. 2!
But when thatgirl casts you a sidelong glance
But when thatgirl casts you a sidelong glance
lt's harderto dodge than a throwing star.!
That wasn't fair!
That wasn't fair!
l guess love is a feline's one weakness.!
Don'tmind.! lt's a parallel Edo world.!
Andit's always blue skies ahead.!
Sayhello to the past.!
Sayhello to the future.!
Well, Yattaro missed Nyagoking again.
There's nevera dull momentin Edoropolis.!
There's nevera dull momentin Edoropolis.!
We knowyou've been waiting forus.! Hello.!
We're the never-fail heroes.!
We're metallic ninjas with tails.!
Give yourselves up.
We're metallic ninjas with tails.!
Shuck! Now, Neezuma No. 2, change your dress!
Yes, darling.
W-what's that?
Those fiends! l'll never give in to an attack like this!
Candle Service!
What'll we do, Pururun? We don't have any weapons, you know.
Huh? What's this?
l don't know, but let me press it anyway.
What's this all about?
Well, l don't have the slightest idea.
l see. lt changes its weapon according to the weapon the enemy uses, eh?
Amazing!
Let's go anyway!
l am Neezuma No. 2.
You can never scare us!
Goodness! You're so strong!
Hey, look!
There's nothing for me to do.
Me, neither.
We made it!
Oh, no!
Okay. lt's my turn to act now. Let me take care of it.
Dig it! l'll take over from here!
You dared to capitalize on the feminine desire to be charming and kidnapped innocent girls to make them ninjas.
That--
Unpardonable!
Huh?
Please allow me to explain.
When Pururun's fury ofjustice goes over the limit, tremendous power is released.
Here goes! Maidenly Fury Slash!
Oh my!
Keeeh! l'm gonna blow my top!
We won a great victory!
Say wha?
Last l checked, l was the main character...
Cheer up, Pururun.
l like you best, Pururun, as you used to be.
Yattaro... Skashee...
Yes. Pururun is stylish and jolly...
Spirited and brave...
Pururun is the strongest girl in Edoropolis.
Nobody would dare pick a fight with Pururun.
You're our boss in every way, Pururun.
Hey, you!
Are you trying to comfort me or what?
That's the Pururun we know and love!
So, thanks to Pururun's maidenly fury, the Nyankees managed to halt Korn's evil scheme.
However, it is unlikely that Korn will give up his wicked ambitions.
Hold out and never give in, Nyankees!
Keep up the spirit, Yattaro!
Dear oh dear! How did the Nyankees do this time, folks?
This week's Mecha-Mecha Ninja Secret Scroll concerns the various branches of Pizza Cat throughout Edoropolis.
First is Fukagawa branch, where Mietoru works.
lt's very popular with the local geisha girls.
This is Ryogoku branch where Rikinoshin works.
Many sumo wrestlers come here for pizza.
Then we have Gotton's Shinagawa branch store.
lt's at the entryway to Edoropolis, so it's rather like a drive-in restaurant.
Last is Tsukudajima branch where Nekkie works.
lt's close to the harbor, so he gets lots of sailors there.
There are Pizza Cat stores all over Edoropolis.
There might be one near your house, too!
Well, that's all for this time. Bye-bye!
l hope you'll talk to me, some day
About the pain youjustcan'tkeep inside
Let this sunsethang overthe town forever
A reflection ofmylonelypassion
Onlyyou can write the storyofyourlife
So, to be yourselfBelieve in yourdreams
Yourbreathtaking dreams
Upon yourselfUse even yourworries
As energy to fuelyoursmile
A newage is waiting foryou
Edoropolis sure is quiet today! Or so l thought...
But what's all this? Everyone's singing...
''Take it easy, take it easy!''
They're dancing all around...
What's this? This is another Karakara family scheme?
You won't get away with this!
Next time on Legendary Ninja Cats:
Boom Boom! A Tanuki Makes a Fuss!
Teyandee!