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BOOM! Collars for dogs.
Hi, I’m Mike
and I will show you an innovative product:
BOOM! COLLARS for dogs.
Get a nice Boom!
Collar for your dog, easy to adjust.
Your dog will be very happy
with its new BOOM! Collar.
If your dog runs away,
press the button and BOOM!
“You shouldn’t have run away, bad, bad dog.”
Dog thieves?
There are so, so many dog thieves.
A thief steals your dog?
No problem, my friend!
Just press the button.
The dog blows up, the thief blows up!
“I didn’t expect it!”
It’s so useful, my friend!
Get it for the girl you’ve just met.
She will die for your dog.
You show her a great time …
and BOOM!
the following day you don’t have to call her.
“I love BOOM! COLLAR; it’s my 8th dog this week!”
There’s a bad person in your life?
You don’t have to worry any more.
Deliver 5 dogs wearing BOOM! COLLARS
and BOOM! new area for building a kindergarten!
It’s the perfect gift for your mother in law,
for creeps, for hipsters,
for your neighbor’s kid who plays the flute very bad
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! For all of them!
“I sleep much better now that we have explosives in our house!”
“It makes me very happy.”
“BOOM! Collars are fun and useful!”
Purchase your BOOM!
Collar now for only 15,95Euros!
A good price to BOOM! anything!
Call now and get a BOOM! Collar
easy to adjust on Chihuahuas,
cats,
birds,
hamsters,
not Russian hamsters,
hamsters
and aardvarks.
Purchase your BOOM! Collar now
and pay monthly deposits,
on delivery, by credit card
or with your El Corte Hingles shopping card.
BOOOOOOOOM!