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My head is not fitting on the screen..
That's right.
He Patrick! - That's because of your huge head, not because of my camera.
What are you doing with my head?
Your head is simply too big, I don't think we can use you anymore.
All right, here it is.
I'm in Opel Manta mode
He's crazy man
He's really doing it!
Ah man, it is going to be such a long blooper tape.
That is not normal, not normal!
Is this any better?
So, is this the first time that you're doing this?
Hé, I know you!
What are you talking to me man?
Freak
What is that camera doing at my face?
This is not my TT friend.
I am more important!
Sorry sir.
He's already at the end, so..
What do you think of its colour?
Well, it looks like ***, and that for such a cool car.
Yes it's brown, that's why..
Smooth talker
Did you really say that?
Hello ladies, can I talk to you for a second?
You are here to.. uh.. support the record?
Yeah well, we are doing our best.
Oh okay, you are doing your best.
I saw that they made a picture of you and Minister Verhagen,
but the real work is the team that uh... is holding the record, uh..
So uh.. Are you uh...
No..
There's the Cayenne V6 for a little over 100.000 Euros,
we have the Cayenne V8...
Cayenne? I mean Panamera, blooper tape?
Are you from Delft University of Technology yourself? - No
Oh okay, all right..
I'm getting stuck, I think we should make another sound tape for this..
This is one for the blooper tape by the way.
Why don't you have a Maybach yet?
Well, honestly, I'm thinking about it.
All over again?
Actually, you can get yourself a entry level Maybach for a very friendly price.
Now you say..
The only problem is that you have to find a good driver..
I asked my girlfriend to put on the drivers cap.. - That's the least she can do for all those orgasms you gave her.
That's probably not happening, as well as the orgasms by the way..
I probably end up driving with her in the back.
Patrick is not able to hold the camera anymore..
Or you take the Grande Punto
We just destroyed the start-stop function, let me take a look at it..
Autoblog consumers advice: don't buy a soft-hybrid car.
You see what's happening when people don't listen to us..
For example: Victor Muller, you give him advice, but what happens: bankrupt.
Michiel Mol, with his formula 1, also bankrupt.
We said don't do it, but he did it anyway.
Or you take the Grande Punto.. Goddamnit
Okay guys, what did you do now?
It's not working anymore.
I don't know exactly. The oil warning light went on, and it started to smoke, so I stopped.
That's where it went wrong, you had to floor it, the car probably can't handle such low speeds..
Well, I don't know exactly what the problem is, so I should take a look first.
And that is your companion? - Yes that's him.
So he can't drive anymore also. - It's a shame.
So do you have a better diagnosis or what? - No unfortunately not, I will take a look later.
Do you want me to get you a grid girl with some more technical knowledge?
Exactly, that's probably the best thing to do.
Hey Patrick, this is fun!
We have a green investment bank here, and you probably can't get to us right now.
Motor Mouse
The police is standing over there with a laser gun.. Seriously!
We should kiss first, don't you think? Let's kiss.
Camera off!
Patrick, we have to go that way..
We're going that way.
I didn't get a fine.
We're going to look for the new 911, but I want some beer first.
Okay, but I'm going for a coke because I have to drive home.
This can be placed directly after the credits right?
Yeah sure, after the credits.
It also gave a warning, something like:
Google Maps has to be restarted, do you want to switch to a normal map?
I said yes, and this is the result..
We should do this whole movie again, everything is *** up.
Now we have to go on another 6-star trip to Frankfurt.