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This is the park where the nobility of Real Madrid was last seen.
Some witnesses even spoke of a vampire attack.
This is Sara Carbonero reporting for TV5 Sports.
OK, thanks, you can leave. I'm gonna go home alone.
I'm a defenceless sexy babe in a skid row...
What could happen to me?
What?
Sorry, it's hard to speak with it on.
What are you doing here at this hour?
Do you know that your neck looks like it belongs to a swan?
- Twisted? - No.
Cute and long.
May I see it?
The neck?
Are you a pervert?
No, no, no. I'm an advertising agent looking for models for necklace ad.
If so, then yes.
Stop, vampire!
Van Helsing, my archenemy!
No, I'm not Van Helsing but the substitute.
I'm Van Iker! And I'm gonna kill you by driving this garlic through your heart.
You have to do it with a stake, not a garlic.
Yeah, with a stake, with a stake.
Die, vampire!
No, man. You have to do it with a cross.
Yeah, and with holy water. You have more instructions than a mixer.
Sara, honey!
Sara, what's he done to you?
I'm a vampire, Iker. Kill me, Kill me...
Come on, drive the garlic through her.
But Sara, being a vampire is not so bad. Consider that you can go out every night, you'll be immortal...
But I won't be able to look at myself in the mirror and I don't wanna live this way!
Please, sir, bite me. I also wanna be a vampire to live with my beloved throughout all eternity.
Bite me here.
Well, thanks for saving me, Sara, but I wanted to spend eternity with you.
That's the rub, Iker. It's good to spend time with you but you're too corny to put up with you for eternity.
Sara, Sara! What if I'm the substitute boyfriend?
Damn. OK, but the baby is mine!