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Well, this video’s come around a lot more quickly than I expected when I made my 100
subs thank you. Just a few weeks ago I was bumping along the bottom of the Youtube universe
with just under 100 subs, when JaguarJ0nes’ very kind, considerate and deeply offensive
shout-out pushed me into the mid-150s. One of the new subscribers, LiamE69, was then
kind enough to bring me to the attention of Vogter, whose own shout-out brought me over
300 new subs, including RHYMEMAIDEN1, whose recommendation pushed me way over the top.
This momentous event has inspired me to take a break from my usual style, and I thought
that I’d try my hand at a little creationist logic. And that’s because looking at this
incredibly implausible chain of events, it struck me that it’s impossible to believe
that all this happened by mere random chance. In fact, using statistics, you could probably
show that the odds of me reaching 500 subs are one in ten to the power of something like,
maybe, two hundred and seventy nine. That’s a number that’s so big that if
you started pulling stupid ideas out of your *** at the rate of one per second, it would
probably take you one zillion, million, billion, squillion, trillion, million years for everyone
stopped laughing at you. So it’s just silly to believe that all this
happened by sheer blind chance, and the only other explanation is that it was designed
to happen. That’s right – this is definitive proof that is the only channel on Youtube
that has been personally sanctioned by God. And not one of poxy little imaginary ones
either. No, a miracle of this magnitude can only be the work of his Yawhishness himself.
So I’d like to thank the aforementioned individuals from the bottom of my heart, and
also those that I’m aware of that have kindly advertised me on their channel pages, but
we all know who’s really responsible, right? Now. I believe it’s traditional to celebrate
this milestone in the form of a questions and answers video. So if you are so incredibly
sad that you have nothing better to do with your time than to ask me something about my
incrediblt uninteresting self, please feel free to do so in the comments section.
I should say that I’m about to begin the process of moving to another state, and in
the meantime I’m also working hard to finish up Holy Hallucinations 8 as well. So it may
be a while before I get around to making a reply to your questions, but if you’ll bear
with me I’ll put together a video as soon as I can.
So thanks again to all of those who made this happen, and of course to every one of my old
and new subscribers. I really do appreciate the fact that so many people think that it’s
worthwhile to spend some of their limited time of their incredibly precious lives watching
my work, and it does mean a lot to me. All the best, and I’ll be back as soon as I
can. �