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Well, well, well.
They are scraping the bottom of the barrel for cheerleaders these days.
What are you doing here?
We were going out for ice cream. Thought you might like tojoin us.
I said I'd be home at 1 0:00. It's not even 9:00.
Who said anything about that? I thought you'd like tojoin us for ice cream.
Maybe your "Bug" here can join us. We can talk about burying the hatchet.
- Do you know what a hatchet is, Bug? - It's an ax?
Sort of, yeah.
I got one in the car ifyou'd like to see it.
- I'll pass. - Fair enough.
I like to carry it. You never know when you're going to need it.
A situation may come up.
For example, someone's been drinking...
and about to drive a loved one home.
Then I like to know I have it.
Not to kill, no. Just to maim.
Take a little off the shoulder.
The elbow. Shave a little meat...
off the old kneecap.
You got both kneecaps?
I like to keep mine razor-sharp. Sharp enough to shave with them.
I've been known to circumcise a gnat.
You're not a gnat, are you, Bug?
Wait a minute.
Bug. Gnat.
Is there a similarity there?
Whoa, I think there is.
You understand what I'm talking about?
I don't thinkyou do. I'll be right back.
I'm sorry.
I thinkyou'd better split.
I don't want him going berserk with an ax on me.
He's all talk.
Here it is!
Come on over! I want to show it to you.
Maybe later.
He's gone in a few days. Just relax.
I'll get him back.
That's a stupid thing to do during flu season.
I bet she's getting the tongue.