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All of us who are crazy, closeted
cat ladies, it's time to finally take pride in our status.
Here are the top four celebrated women who you didn't know
are crazy cat ladies.
Number one, Florence Nightingale.
The lady with the lamp, the founder of modern nursing.
The owner of 60 cats?
Yes.
In her later years she was surrounded
by felines, as evidenced by the inky paw
prints of the manuscript she wrote.
Her favorite cat was a white fluffy Persian
named Mr. Bismarck, with whom she
would share her rice pudding.
Which is gross.
Number two, in the famous words of Marie Antoinette,
let them eat catnip.
Marie Antoinette had six Turkish Angora cats
that were allowed to roam free on the tables
during court gatherings, much of the horror of her neatnik
guests.
But she was like, I would rather be guillotined than keep them
off the tables.
And the rest is history.
And she was murdered.
Number three, Vivian Leigh, the darling
of American theater and unforgettable lead of Gone
With the Wind was obsessed with Siamese cats.
In fact, they helped her deal with her bipolar disorder.
She gave them terrible names, like Tissy and Poo Jones,
and they would sleep in her dressing room
during her performances.
And finally, number four.
What kind of sick, sadistic person bites kittens?
Famous convicted felon Martha Stewart.
Wait, really?
The reigning queen of lifestyle-- screw you,
[? G-Pal-- ?] says that she gently bites her new pets
to let them know that she is their new mother.
She currently owns about five fluffy Persian and Himalayan
cats, which you can often see featured in her magazine,
lounging around on a perfectly crafted DIY cat scratching
post.
Prison will do things to you.
Debbie, you are right.
We can't hug every cat, but we can surely try,
and it starts today.
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