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This video is a parody. We are not affiliated to Nintendo.
‘Been in da game for 20 years,
and I know that Mario will always be
the favorite, the number one.
But deep inside, I don’t care.
FALSE !
I’m not nice anymore, I got an AK47 !
When he’s asleep,
I’ll give his moustache a lesson !
We’ll see soon who is the tycoon,
when I make him swallow those 200 mushrooms !
My kart’s always broken, it’s clearly a cheap deal,
I can’t take a turn, I get all the banana peels !
To kick his *** well, better than a turtle shell,
I’m going to hell as a kamikaze rebel !
How can Mario make everyone flinch ?
That dude measures less than 1 inch !
That little *** wears overalls !
Me, ... Oh... so do I.
L.U.I.G.I My name is Luigi
Here we Here we go ! It’s the end of Mario !
I’m so pissed off ! I have to dress in green,
it makes people think I’m a dustman teen,
Mario over here, Mario over there,
The player you choose, it’s never Luigi.
Look, I make efforts, Luigi’s working out hard,
I got huge pecs, Mario’s a big fat retard !
With Luigi’s Mansion, I was almost a leader,
But as a killing gun, they gave me a vacuum cleaner !
- Hey ! Look at the cleaning lady !
So, dusting, huh ? - No, no...
Well, yeah...
I don’t have the plague, I’m not a slayer,
So why is Luigi always the second player ?
*** ! It sucks!
Mario’s on magazines covers,
while Luigi is behind and clearly looks thinner.
His girl’s name is Peach, like the french little brioche,
If they have a kid, he’ll look like a cockroach !
Mario’s got talent ? That’s an affront !
He’s got an understudy who is doing every stunt !
Mario is so VIP he got his own PEZ.
He’s getting big-headed, hangs out with Alain Delon,
he’s high on girls and drugs,
But I saw the best part :
that’s Toad and him making out !
- No, no, no...
No, we didn’t do anything. - ...Anything.
Oh, I just took a good leak.
- Wanna join us ?
- No, thanks.
You're picking up every coin,
but still not a billionaire ?
Mario’s a loser, Luigi is the big winner !
I’m running the house, Luigi is running the house,
I’m running the house, Luigi is running the house…
Luigi babe !
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- Oh yeah ! - Ewww...