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[S] Ah, when I said that this restaurant was a hole in the wall, I didn't think they meant this.
(Beep)
Ah, god. This has stranger danger written all over it.
(Beep)
I don't even like this flavor!
(Beep)
[S] 30 seconds to disagree, starting now. And I find that the pacing to be very, very good with a whole pacing of-
[M] I just want to let you know that you're past 40 seconds, and didn't even press start.
[S] ***. (Bleep) I pushed the 10 second... [M] Simon's like 10 seconds, 10 seconds!
[S] I didn't look down. Reset 30 seconds. (Beep, Beep, Beep)
I'll start that again. [M] Do I need to be in control of the timer?
[S] Maybe!!! [M] Oh, boy. Simon's memorizing his lines.
(Beep)
[S] As for the English of the song, I'm going to bite your hand and have-
and you're not going to have patbingsu today.
[M] I'm having patbingsu. [S] You're not. [M] Yes, I am. [S] No patbingsu for you.
[M] Everyone on Twitter talked about patbingsu trending on Instagram, and I want patbingsu.
[S] Not made for you.
(Beep)
(Timer beeping) (Martina in slow motion)
(Beep)
[M] 30 second hug down, starting now!
[S] You're the best. [M] You're the best. [S] No, you're the best.
[M] Patbingsu. [S] No, you don't get patbingsu too. (laughs)
[M] Let's show everybody our special high five. [S] Ok. Do you even remember how to do it?
[M] Maybe. [S] You're going to totally forget. [Both] Ok, ready?
[Both] Hugs. Bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk. [S] Nuh uh. [M] Bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk. [S] You're supposed to grip...
[Both] Good day, Sir. (Simon laughs)
[S] You cut out the *** squeezing part.
(Beep)
[S] This week we asked you to choose between B1A4 and SHIN- Who the *** (bleep) is B1A4? (Bilasa)
(Beep)
[M] Oh boy, Spudgy. Are you losing your singing touch?
[Sp] You're losing your singing touch!
(Martina's interrupted) [Sp] I'm a superstar!
They have showed my best side to the world, and oh, touch my tummy. That's nice. (Martina laughs)
Touching my own tummy! Ah, gonna get some high, yeah.
(Beep)
[S] Ah, we're not bringing the animals to work today because we just got them yesterday.
We want them to get, um, reacclimatized (acclimated, Simon!) to the apartment so-
[M] Reacclimatized?
[S] I'm sure that is a word. [M] Acclimatized? [S] Acclimatized. (No, Simon)
[M] I don't know. So we don't want to tire them out. [S] Don't ever question me on English, ok?
You're the one who's bad at speaking it. [M] What? Me? [S] I'm the good speaker. Yes, you.
[S] Why? Me? Speak English. [M] No. [S] You can do it.
[M] Anyways, Captain Spudgy (Simon coughs) is getting used to being at home again.
Yes, he is and the Meems is meowing over here on his favorite chair. Hi, Meemers!
[Dr.M] It's you, the Meems.
[M] Oh sweet boy, we missed you guys so much.
(Congrats to: doramaaprncss) (You win the 2PM CD!) (Intoxication music)
(Gong) Thanks for watching the bloopers of EYK!