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Shrews
Episode 2: "The Sculpture"
-Boys, boys, boys, look what I bring from the art and science museum
It's an sculpture of the Roman times
-What is a museum?
-It's the building in which collections of artistic or scientific objects with some common characteristic are stored and exposed
In my case, this sculpture
-Let him, Jaime. David has never been in any museum. However much you try, he will never realize
But, changing the subject: Have you stolen the sculpture from the museum? You will get troubles...
-Calm down, Borja. I didn't commit a theft at the museum, and, if it had been committed, I wouldn't be the most appropriate to commit it
All the contrary, the people of the museum has loaned it to me to know how old is this, of which is made,...
-And why don't they do it?
-Because my parents have enough contacts and they got the material for it.
By the way, I'll go for that
Ah! David, you don't ever touch the sculpture, cause I know you!
-Calm down, Jaime. I'm not silly enough to play with these things so boring
Take a pill for the throat. You have it deadly..
-What have you done!?
-Don't you see that he has put his garments?
-David, it was a rhetorical question!
-Evident, Jaime: if you say it shouting, it's evident that it's a "retonic" question
-But, Jaime, the sculpture, nude, looks ugly. And thereby I prove the outfits that I have designed
-Well, If I collect the scientific products before you'll take it off your garments, you'll pay me
You have been lucky
-Well, looking like that doesn't seem so boring
High five!
-What have you done!?
-This time I'll not answer, because I know that this is a "retonic" question!
-It's said rhetorical!
-Well, it's the same...
-It doesn't matter. Now, we must to fix it!
-The question? And how do I do it?
-The sculpture, stupid!
-Hey! Don't insult! The sculpture can't defend it!
-The sculpture not! You are the stupid! And the sculpture is what we need to fix!
-Well, it doesn't matter. Let's fix it before Jaime hears
-Hey! This is made of plastic fiber!
-But, what are you doing, David?
-Jaime, I know what is a "retonic" question and I won't answer you
-Then, it doesn't seem that you know what is a rhetorical question, because you don't know how to spell it...
-Yes, I know it! Mmh... r..f..p..u..
-Stop, it's not necessary that you continue, I see that you don't know it. Now, let me pass!
-Wait, Jaime. This sculpture is made of plastic fiber!
-What?!
Impossible, at that time there wasn't this material
-I know the materials for about seven years!
-Yes? Then, I'll check it!
Hours of testing later...
-So, you were right, Borja. This is the material that you said, but it isn't from the time of the Romans. It's from this century.
-Ah! I know was happened! When I saw that sculpture, I mistook it with the dolls of the clothes shop's stuffs...
-The mannequins in the shopfronts
-Yes! The "maquennins" in the "frontshops". And I thought it was the Borja's doll, but, as he had as many, I sold it to a man of the fair
-But, you're silly! Who bought it? How many money has he given to you?
-I sold it to a Catalan of the fair, per ninety
-What?! Did you sold my sculpture of thousands of years to a Catalan of the fair per ninety cents? Where is he right now?
-I don't know, but he told me that this sale would be the last he would do in this place. He also told me that after this sale he would return to his country
-What country? He is from our same country! It will be autonomous community, or not?
-Well, then he would return to his "automonous" community...
-I kill you! Come here!