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I currently hold the world record for Cup Stacking.
Hell yeah.
And now, we bring you Sport.
Previously on Sport.
2-1
2-0
Excuse me, I'm looking for my daughter.
She's seven.
Yow know that this is a bar, right?
Oh, so it is.
Wait, you're not Cybil.
Who the hell are you?
I'm the bartender.
I thought I was meant to be talking to Cybil.
Oh, she's across the street.
Thanks. Bye.
Wait! No, come back!
This is my only scene!
Ah, I love coming to this diner, not ordering anything and playing with my gun.
Please don't kill us.
I don't know why everyone's under the tables.
Can't let Harry have this.
That would be ridiculous.
Cybil?
Doesn't look like...
Oh well, close enough.
If she starts being mean to me, it's not too late to restart the game and get her to change her ways.
Huh, she isn't the sexy Cybil.
I can hear you, you know.
I need your help.
What am I, a policewoman?
Need help dethawing your windshield?
No thank you, but it's a very kind offer.
It's my daughter.
She needs dethawing?
No.
Although if you do have something for dethawing people, that would come in handy later.
We were in a car accident.
Car accident?
Pff.
Don't know why I'm skeptical.
Where?
The highway just outside of town.
I crashed and ended up in a junkyard.
So your completely ruined car is now in a junkyard?
Where's the problem?
That road's not in my jurisdiction.
What?
You're kidding!
Yes I am.
I'm sorry.
I've been told to stop doing that.
A lot of people need help tonight.
Mostly everyone's just worrying about what clothes to wear, I'll admit.
Let's see your license.
Just a second, I don't have an inventory so my pockets are a bit of a mess.
My daughter's missing.
She was in the car with you?
Maybe!
That's really helpful.
Harry Mason.
It seems neither of us are great with social situations
if this is how we tell each other our names.
Says you live on Levin Street.
Sure hope you weren't drinking before you had that crash.
Are you implying that everyone who lives on Levin Street is an alcoholic?
Well, Mike and Lucy do appear on an insurance billboard just outside of here,
that's all I'm saying.
Go home.
Your daughter will be there.
Well, actually my friends Mike and Lucy will, but your face will be hilarious.
Huh?
Phone?
What's going on with that phone?
It's ringing.
Hello?
Hello?
Harry, is that you?
They're saying Hello.
That happens.
Usually you have to say Hello back.
Then you start having a conversation.
Oh.
All units, please pick up.
Hello?
Hello?
Now someone's saying Hello to me.
This is weird, I'm going.
Listen, my daughter's missing.
Her name's Cheryl.
So you're the maniac who's been waking people up shouting Cheryl across the town every three seconds.
I don't care if they gave you a button to do it, it gets incredibly annoying very quickly.
This is no time for running about town.
Again, I don't care if they gave you a button to do it.
That's me asking nicely.
Actually, there's an alternate you that does ask nicely.
Whatever.
God, I hope she gets possessed and I forget about the Aglaophotis.
Ha ha, I can look higher when you're not controlling me, player.
Should probably keep my license seeing as I can barely remember where I live.
Maybe Cheryl's the one who looks after me.
You know, I was hoping that Cheryl would be in the diner as she'd pick up
on the movie reference in that diner's name.
God, she loves that movie.
I seem to only have one contact in my phone.
Home.
Wow, I am not popular.
I should know where I am.
But all of the streets are completely different, damn it!