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Hello everybody, and welcome, to Let's Play (or Fail) Rock Band!
Oh mah booi, this is gonna be so exci'n! ...Actually, it's probably not going to be very exciting at all.
What I hate about the first Rock Band (is) it makes you like spend like five *** bajillion years on this screen, (and) it doesn't need to. You should just be able to hit A!
...Because if you need to read those instructions, you would not have pressed A, would you (have)?
(It's) common instinct not to push anything when you're trying to read something.
When you DON'T need to read it, it's common ing...instinct to press the button in order to make the thing you're not trying to read go away.
Anyway, I apologise for no ACTUAL (game) audio at this point...so I'm just gonna sort of...uh...play based on the screen and hope I do good. (Fail!)
......Just going to go into Quickplay-ooh! I forgot to enter...the cheat for all the songs!
That will be important for this...*fails the code several times* RedYellowBlueRedRedBlueBlueRedYellowBlue. (Your welcome)
Booyah! Okay....Unlocked all songs, so now we can go into Quickplay and choose any song that we want!
And I'm just going to be playing based on the rhythm!...I'mma have no ide-well, I AM going to have an idea of when it starts, but...
I'll have to sit pretty close to see anything, (but) let's do Say It Ain't So, because I know that song.
*** Medium, Expert! (When) we do this ***, we do it right!
By the way, this isn't to show off skill, this is just to sort of......upload something.
...Yeah, I'll try to...I'll put sound in the actual......recording of the actual song (actually), so here we go.
*Annoying sped up guitar*
*Clicks and clacks of controller*
Okay, you know what?... Une momente.
*Annoying guitar again*
Okay, you might not be able to hear it, but I can....I might turn it up a LITTLE bit, but...it's not going to be too terribly much.
...It's already at *** 20, screw that.
...Let's Play.
Song: Say It Ain't So Author: Weezer Released: 1995
Oh, yeah!
Alright!
Somebody's Hene is crowding my ice box
Somebody's cold one is giving me chills
Guess I'll just close my eyes
Oh yeah! Alright!
Feels good inside!
Flip on the Tele, wrestle with Jimi!
Something is bubbling behind my back
The bottle is ready to blow
Say it ain't so!
Your drug is a heartbreaker!
Say it ain't so!
My love is a lifetaker!
I can't confront you
I never could do that which might hurt you, so try and be cool when I say...
This way is a water slide away from me that takes you further everyday, so be cool!
Say it ain't so!
Your drug is a heartbreaker!
Say it ain't so!
My love is a lifetaker!
Dear Daddy, I write you inspite of years of silence.
You've cleaned up, found Jesus. Things are good, or so I hear.
This bottle of Steven's awakens ancient feelings.
Like father, stepfather, the son is drowning in the flood!
Yeah! Yeah yeah! Yeah yeah!
*Guitar solo*
Say it ain't so!
Your drug is a heartbreaker!
Say it ain't so!
My love is a lifetaker!
97 per cent? Seriously? Holy ***!
But yeah, see, I've done better.
I think one time I've FC'd it, but...that was one time, and I haven't done it since, I haven't done it recently.
*Midnight whining*
Oh, that was 29 Fingers, oh. Who cares about 29 Fingers? *Whining continues*
My dog is upset. *chuckles*
*To Midnight* Yeah, it's okay. Lay down, baby. Be a good girl, kay? Lay down!
There you go...lay down!...Down!...Good girl.
*Snaps* Get out of there!
I think she's sad because she needs to be on there (tied up on an exercise bike, don't tell PETA) because she's on her period.
Song: Maps Author: Yeah Yeah Yeahs Released: 2003
Pack up. I'm straight enough.
Oh say, say, say!
Wait! They don't love you like I love you.
Maps, wait! They don't love you like I love you.
Made off. Don't stray. My kind's your kind, I'll stay the same!
Pack up. Don't stray.
Oh say, say, say!
Wait! They don't love you like I love you.
Maps, wait! They don't love you like I love you!
Wait! They don't love you like I love you!
Maps, wait! They don't love you like I love you.
*Instrumental*
Wait! They don't love you like I love you.
Maps, wait! They don't love you like I love you!
Wait! They don't love you like I love you!
Maps, wait! They don't love you like I love you.
Booyahcashaw, like a boss babah! ...Not really 'cause that's an easy song.
......Ooh, ow, my back hurts now.
But yeah, that's a...that's a pretty easy song for...all instruments, really.
......The guitar part is surprisingly...simplistic......the...drum part just repeats......a lot of stuff, the bass part isn't even *** there, and...
The......it's barely even there, and uh...the vocals are...very...yeah....
...Yes! Let's see how far I can get in this song. I can get surprisingly far. The second solo *** me up, though. Every single time. I think it's......
*Controller clicks and clacks* ...that tapping riff...it's probably sooner than that, but that tapping riff, I...
I know HOW you're supposed to do it, but I can never get the timing exactly right. It's really a problem.
But, like other than Practice mode, I can't get the ***......***** ow!
Three, four! *Clicky controller is clicky*
This is one of those covers...*awkward silence*...where...it's better than the original...in my opinion.
It's an amazing cover!
And I'm missing notes that are easy because of the *** framerate (by which I mean delay) on this thing; it's too early!
Oh my *** god, controller, just shut the hell up!
(In a) place you only dream of, where your soul is always free
(Silver stages,) golden curtains fill my head plain as can be.
As a rainbow grew around the sun, all the stars I've loved who died came from
Somewhere beyond the scene, you see these lovely people play just for me!
Now if I let you see this place where stories all ring true
Will you let me past your face to see what's really you?
It's not for me I ask these questions though I were king
For you have to love, believe, and feel before the burst of tambourines take you there.
Lost faces say we adore you as kings and queens bow and play for you-note that under normal circumstances, (this song) would've been FC'd by this point.
*Angrily* Now I'm *** sucking and I'm gonna fail!
Captions by MADMac