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DADDY BRAD: Oh, man! I am so pissed off about kid’s birthday parties. Listen to this,
listen to this. Did you know that if you have a birthday party for a child, you have to
give presents to every kid that comes? Not just the birthday boy, everybody gets a present.
The other day, I took my boy to a birthday party and they gave away goldfish to every
child that came. It’s not his birthday! He doesn’t need a present. For goodness
sakes. And even worse than that, so we took the goldfish home, and my son decided to introduce
his new goldfish to his cat, and you probably know what happened then. I’m going to have
to have toddler counseling. For god’s sakes, stop that madness! Would I have a birthday
party for my child, am I going to have to give away, I don’t know, horses? “Hi,
how you doing? Good to see you, come on in, here’s a pony. You get to take it home.”
That’s just ludicrous. Birthday parties are for the birthday boy!!! For goodness sakes,
that’s just crazy.