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Some of you know the manga Switch Girl But what is Switch Girl about?
It's the story of a girl, a regular girl who has two switch modes:
the ON mode and the OFF mode.
The ON mode is when you're pretty, you smell good,
you're polite, you're looking good in front of your mom
Don't push it though....I mean a girl poops like everyone else.
and we have the OFF mode. This mode is just....the "dark side"
the hidden face, the tough guy we have inside of us...
And we're all liars. All of us.
For example: Girls sleepovers.
It looks nothing like this
Nah
It looks more like this
Nice.
Yeah...Dreamy, right?!
Some of you might discover this OFF mode
after few months or even years as to seduce you we remain cute and presentable
You fools!
Girls don't fart butterflies ya know
well at least, i don't think they do....
So trust me when i say that
if we were in OFF mode more often
some situations would look totally different.
Something like this.
Well okay to tell you the truth Im' now single. - Are you?
Yep! It's been a day now.
but you know I already have two guys after me so I'd rather take my time
wait a little, think about it - Yeah, sure...
It will be settle in a couple of weeks, you know, I'm taking my time - Of course, you do.
How about you?
- I er...well same thing, I'm single at the moment, well it's been a while now...
Like a lifestyle ya know, I chose to! Obviously I don't have time for a boyfriend,
I'm very busy I'm doing a lot of things
I don't have time left for a guy obvisouly....
It's a matter of....er....
But I'm totally fine with it!!
Totally fine! - But how long have been single?
The past two years
- wow that much?
I don't know how you can deal with it
- What a ***! - Told you! i mean he was late, not an apology, this is the last time I.....
-Hi!
Wow he's cute!
- I even tried *** this date, I mean I even waxed!
- What a ***! - Told you!
- No way - Yes way! This is the last time...
-Hi!
- What a *** face! - But hey, come on...
- Yeaaah looking goood man!!
Nice butt
- See my real passion is all about soccer - is it? I LOVE soccer!
- you do? What player do you...
-I like david beckham and er... you know stuff like that!
- But er....Beckham doesn't really mean soccer.... - Yes it does.
- Okay...but what kind of stuff do you like?
- Well, I love to read, music,cinema,
soccer of course
I'm trying to do several things, ya know
- Wow, you're a real business woman!
- See, my real passion is soccer - ... soccer?
I see...you're a ***
- Wait, why are you calling me a ***?
- oh come on, soccer? Everyone loves soccer
i mean wow, how original...
- do you even know what you're talking about?
- Aaaw don't get pissed, I'm just kidding you have to loose it up, dude!
I'm...sorry! Cedric? Wait wait, come back, i'm sorry.
- Hey babe, whassup? - all good!
- sorry I'm late -that's okay
I just got here
-yeah? you didn't wait then? - no no don't worry that's okay!
The f* is he doing?
- hey babe... - DON'T "babe" me!
What time do you call this? ONE HOUR Cedric, one hour!
- come on, i'm sorry -Yeaaaaah you're sorry! Just sorry!
This the fourth time! FOURTH time! I'm telling you: that's the last one!
Don't you ever do this to me again! just WHO do you think you are to keep me waiting?
- But my phone....
- Come on, just.... - DON'T TOUCH ME! Crazy ***!
- Hello?
oh hi how are you?
Oh right, sales!
Yeah well let's meet in an hour
But I have to go around 6PM I'm meeting with my BF
Didn't I tell you? He's too damn cute!
- Yellow?
hey what's up?
Naaa not doing anything
Ha. When exactly?
Yeah na forget itt, too lazy
Even if I would, Breaking Bad finale is on so i CAN'T go
What?
What guy? This guy? Yaaah, no he's a ***.
And sexually it's just awesome
I mean he's really good Never felt like this
Like fireworks everywhere Not as good as my ex, but he was still really good!
How about you? - Same!
I'm a failure!
- Good for you!!
Wassup?
What?
You're not seriously wearing this shirt are you? - Why not? you're wearing it!
-Yeah but it looks good on me, but on you..... come on, don't go out wearing it.
it's just ridiculous. - F* you!
- yeah right, you can F me all you want it won't change a thing
I mean if you're ugly, you're ugly what do you want me to do about it?
- Just shuddup!
-Oooh come on!! Just kidding! Come on!
I'm still your oldfag
- Yeaaah you're still are. - Yeah, i know!
But seriously dude, take it off.