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Searching a Job for Drako
Don’t you have anything to do?
No, I enjoy playing this baby
But, it’s the same, every time the same
So?
Don’t you think you should get a job for make a living?
No, shut up, I want to watch Rasta and Monkeys
Look
I found this ad in the internet, they want help in a farm, far away from here
where the water is scarce and there is not communication.
Imaging the thinks that you can find there.
Umm! This sounds tempting.
Yeah!
Perfect. When do we go?
Now, well no.
It is on two days, because the bus takes two days to arrive there.
Ohh!
But it’s only three hours in an Enzo Ferrari.
Oh right. Where can we get one?
We don’t have one.
Ouch!
Hi Sr. I came for the guitar job.
What do you mean?
Yeah. I saw your ad in the internet,
look, I printed it.
Give me tha-at.
Wait a moment, somebody sticked a sheet that says “guitar”
where it said “farmer” before.
Oh yes! It was me.
Okay guy. I’m going to give you the job;
follow me.
Cool ! Who am I going to play with?
With Slash? With Steve Vai?
No, you’re going to do something better, you’re going to milk.
Oh no!
But it is not just any cowshed. It is the best in the town,
so it has the more advanced technology, it’s all practically automated,
and you just press the right buttons, in sequence;
so that the computer has a best efficacy.
Uuu, It is a very easy work.
Why did the last person quit?
It is a large history,
when he try to move one cow,
it hit him in his testicles!
Some persons say that he was crazy, because he wouldn’t have family,
other persons say simply that he was gay.
Oh right, we already stay here,
the central computer; the brain of this entire marvel,
which controls all:
the suction force, the weather, the cows temperature,
and it can detect if the quality milk is good.
So… If the cows give bad milk. What happen?
They’re killed!
Uy! It is dreadful, poor cows, poor cows.
Ok. Take the manual,
here you can find and learn all the things that are refer to the machine,
well I have to watch “Rasta and Monkeys” see you later.
Ohh. I would want to watch “Rasta and Monkeys”, chale!.
Why did Tortugald convince me?
Why does Tortugald stay happy every time?
Ogrrr!
Warning, warning, warning, warning...
I am overloaded, son of a ***
Oh my God! What did you do?
I don’t know,
I began to push the buttons to the rhythm of “Welcome to the Jungle”
You have destroyed the most valuable thing in my farm
this cowshed produced me the 80% of my profits
Don’t worry, be happy,
you still have the pig shed and the hen-house,
don’t worry, be happy.
Arg, arg,
Just, just...
just get out of here!
-But... -Nothing!
-But... -Nothing!
-But! Nothing, just get out of here!
But remember that you for worker a person that will be a great rock artist
I said:
get out!
Yes Sr.!
Now.. now, what more can happen to me?
[uncomfortable silence]
Wuaaaaaa!
Ouuu.
Can the dragons fly?
So not; but this yes.
Are you the Guns?
And roses, Guns and Roses, brother.
You´re Axl
Of course.
And you’re Slash
Yeah men, i´m Slash.
And... and you... and you... amm... amm.
So, tell me, where do you go?
We are going to give a concert brother,
to the nice place of Paradise City.
Then, you can come in with us,
just because you’re funny and green.
I can’t believe it, it can’t be, oh yeah!