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You're awesome.
You.
And you're going to have a great day.
Yeah, you are. It's not going to start out great, but it's going to end great. Trust me.
-Yes! Overpriced coffee. -That's $37.
Awesome.
Everything is awesome.
Oh my gosh! I love this song.
Everything is cool when you're a part of the team.
-Everything is awesome. -Very catchy tune.
Everything is awesome.
No guys. Wait up.
Yes, I'm sorry, world, for that song.
I can't get it out of my head.
I know. I'm so sorry.
I saw the film three days ago.
-And it won't ever leave. -It's still there.
Sorry.
To the Batmobile. Dang it.
To the Invisible Jet. Dang it.
We're going to Legoland.
You guys are going tomorrow.
-You've never been. -No.
Just be careful. Don't get salmonella.
I'll try not to.
There have been a few outbreaks there. Yeah.
I'm a Legoland veteran.
-Really? -Yeah.
Amazing. Do you kind of... I mean, what's your strategy? Do you kind of wait in line?
Do you kind of push through?
Cut the line.
Always cut the line. I try to find a kid who looks like he's go the most excitement in
his eyes, and I cut in front of him.
That's so awful!
And as I'm getting on the ride, I turn around and go that's life. And then I get in. But
no, no you got to wait. Yeah sure, you've got to wait in line and so I find the end
of the day is really good if you can go in the evening. Very, very good.
These are very good theme park tricks.
Ready to start the day. Jumping jacks. Hit 'em.
One.
Two.
Three.
I am so pumped up!
Do you have a morning routine to ensure you have a great day? Do you say anything to yourself
in the mirror? Do you have any rituals?
I usually climb up on the roof and throw some sh** at the neighbour's house. Like when's
the construction going to be over? Go back down. Punch the dog, and then it's like great.
Here starts the day.
Every morning, I wake up. I go downstairs. I turn on the kettle, first thing. And as
long as I know and I get that first cup of coffee, I'm okay. If something interrupts
that, it could get dicey.
I like to wake up at four in the morning and then go right back to bed until about ten.
And then I wake up. I eat about three pounds of bacon, and then I go walk my dog named
Cosmo. Great name. English sheepdog.
Love it.
And that's my morning ritual.
My fellow master builders, Lord Business plans to end the world as we know it.
Your character is the ultimate micromanager. Are you similar?
No, I'm very... I don't really get caught up in worrying about small details.
So family holidays, you don't have ever minute planned out.
-No. Just the opposite. -Really?
Let's just do whatever. Whatever happens. A lot of times we'll just pick a destination,
and we're like we're driving to Kansas for Christmas and my kids will be like why? I'm
like we just are.
Where are we going to go? I don't know. Get in the back. Be quiet.
-Relax everybody. I'm here. -Batman? Awesome!
Who are you here to see?
I'm here to see your butt.
Oh my gosh.
First try.
Batman is really good at being Batman, but he's not a really good boyfriend, as it turns
out. And Wyldstyle my character is really falling in love in this movie with someone
else, which is really sweet.
-It's none of this damsel in distress. -No.
-Rubbish, you know. Wyldstyle. -Yeah, she really holds her own with everybody.
Totally. What are your three top tips to be a little bit more like Wyldstyle?
Don't care about perfection. It's not interesting. I would say go crazy with your hair colour
because who cares? You can always change it back. Why not? That's very happiness inducing.
And if someone is not treating you the way you deserve to be treated, break up with them.
Sorry, can we just high five? I just love those three things.
-Where am I? -Come with me if you want to not die.
What is happening?
You're the Special, and the prophesy states you're the most important person in the universe.
That's you, right?
Uhhhh... Yes.
Can you tell me what Will Ferrell's kind of ideal Cloud Cuckoo Land would be like?
My version of Cloud Cuckoo Land?
The ideal Cloud Cuckoo Land? I have a feeling you would live in Cloud Cuckoo Land.
Well, the version in the film is pretty close to my ideal version, I've got to be honest with
you. I would want there to be more chocolate candies, probably. Like a little more milk
chocolate. Maybe like some really good meatballs to eat. I'm all about food, frankly.
Endless amounts of miniature golf.
-Amazing. -Yeah.
That him to the molding chamber.
Isn't there also supposed to be a good cop?
Hi buddy. Would you like a glass of water?
-Yeah, actually. -Too bad.
Now, would you say you're a very happy person?
I would, yes. Generally happy. I don't know if I'm as happy as you, but I'm pretty happy.
Because you're super happy.
And you're super happy.
I don't know if I'm as... I'm happy. You're super happy.
I'm not the Special. I'm just a regular, normal guy.
You have the ability to be the Special because I believe in you.
And lastly, if you're having a bad day, what is your top tip to turn your frown upside
down and make it good?
Have a kid. Have a kid, and give him a little tickle and make him laugh or make him do something
cool or just watch them do something cool. And if you don't have a kid, get someone pregnant.
Just anybody, and that will turn your frown upside down. It's a lot of responsibility,
but totally worth it. Totally worth it if you're having a bad day, and you need to turn
that particular day around. Just go have a kid.
This is amazing. Let's all go have kids.
Alright, perfect!