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welcome to the broscars
the Oscars are just around
the corner tomorrow so
we wanted to acknowledge
our fellow brothers
at the frat house
now normally we would show you clips
of all the marvelous
adventures
but we decided you would be bored to death so lets just get to the award
all right first off
the first award goes to
the dude that orders the best pizza for the least amount of money
during a drama series like breaking bad
cuz of course I love breaking bad
ah come on dude were like collage kids
50 bucks really
ok so here
in the running bob miller
dude this guy pretends to be
homeless at little ceasers
he gets us like 4 for 1
right on bob
ok slim getzel
slim he just
orders pizzas to next door
and he just offers the pizza guy 10 cents on the dollar for the cold za's
way to go slim
all right slick meyers
dude he just jumps the pizza guy
dude we just pay him whatever
you know he'll take from us
so were gonna find out who the winner is
oh
can I get a drum roll please
the winner is for the dude
that gets the best deals on pizzas is
slim getzel
right on man
he just order to next door we don't have to leave the frat house like at all almost
i mean we can pretty much see it
slim here is
your award
[funky music is playing actually whole video]
category number two
the dude that gets more girls than Justin Beiber or a Gynecologists
well lets start with number one
chip rutsger
he has more girlfriends than tiger woods dude
that's like a lot
allen lanker
number two all right he has more pick up lines then you can count as long as you can't count
past 2
ha ha ha
ok danny blitzger
dude hes just like a chick magnet
he had to quit KFC
I mean like really
so lets find out who wins
oh can I get a drum roll please
the winner for girlfriends is
chip rutzger
way to go man
hes got like more girlfriends than tiger woods
dude that like a lot man
dude right on here you go
all right
trophy
na na na
ha ha ha
and our final final award
oh before i announce the final
final award
I'm still in the frat house I know I am old but
by graduating I have to pay my student loans off I would be bankrupt
all right so i am still hanging man
all right so the final award goes to
the best procrastinator in a featured text quiz or exam
number one john cambell
he procrastinates more than barack obama with hope and change
dude that's like pathetic man
ah ok number two
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wartzell
when it comes to studying hes like
an unlicensed doctor or lawyer
but that depends on where you live like east coast west coast
or a plastic surgeon
you know like working on Myley Cyrus
but anyway thats beside the point
ah ok number 3
albert fiskus
he procrastinates so much he thinks his samsung galaxy is like a current phone dude its like
I-phone 7 now
get a grip man all right
all right so lets find out whos
the winner
for the biggest prize
can I get a drum roll please
and the winner is
the best procrastinator
allen fisker
dude he thinks his samsung galaxy
is like a current phone
dude way to go
right on here you go
hey man whats up
just won this award at the broscars
or oscars
i am not even sure what it is
here just give me a sec so I can smile for the camera
here
well yeah its really weird
everyones like slamming my phone
now I mean
funny screaming voices in background
loser loser its a samsung loser you need an iphone
do you hear that
loser loser
loser loser
shut up
shut up loser I can't believe you won
whats wrong with my samsung
go back I can't believe it man
you know what just get out of here
so in closing
thank you for coming to the broscars
where we get to acknowledge our
fellow brothers in
the frat house
man i am gonna go grab a pizza
dude
hey tomorrow I will see you at the oscars
on the red carpet
well I mean
maybe I mean not really but
thats all right ah
again thanks
see ya