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Merry Christmas to all you ***.
Have a good one.
Hopefully Santa Claus brings you what you want. And.
I'll tell ya now, don't ever ever go out and get pissed on Christmas Eve.
You will have the nastiest hangover in the morning.
Take a look at me for an example, I am smashed.
I've got an orange bucket while playing CoD5.
And I am raping. I've got one kill and two deaths.
How much of the *** am I eh?
Anyone fancy a bum?
Marshall can you hear me?
TheHandsy, TheHandsy. Speak to me mah bruva.
I'm *** the queen of England, how good am I?
Jesus do you want a bum?
I can see the light, Jesus fancies a bum!
Jesus. I want to *** you in the ***-shutta!
DOUBLE-TIME!
I'm squad leader.
Ah.
I've forgot what I was singing now.
Jesus I'm gonna do you up the bum.
Jesus I'm gonna do you up the buuuuuuuum.
Jesus gonna get it up the bum.
Random Kid: Yo boys it's my first game ever.
Your mum's a ***, shut up.
I had her bouncing on my *** mate. She was screaming for more.
She goes to me. "Jimbo"
I'm *** the queen of England. She likes my juicy ***.
Nice big nine inch up her.
She going, "YES!"
"YES!" "YES!"
She going, "Oh Jimbo". She going, "Fat Dog".
"Fat Dog, I like it long and hard."
"Love it, love it". She going.
Allah is our king.
Allah.
*HE'S GOT THE X FACTOR! HAVE YOU?!*
*If you sing like this, sign up for X Factor next year.* =)
American #1: Get yourself a cup of tea.
*** you.
Who said "go get a cup of tea"?
Who said... Who said "go get a cup of tea"?
American #1: *Laughs*
*** you.
Who the *** he think he is mate?
I'm gonna *** him in the ***.
Bruv, I'm pissed man. Don't even start with me tonight yeah?
I've been out for the best New-Christmas Eve ever man.
And have some little *** like you ruin it. I don't think so.
Yeah we have Christmas over here you little ***.
And I'm gonna smash your mum...
American #2: Shut the *** up Ricky Hatton.
*** Ricky Hatton?! Who the *** do you think you are bruv?
I'll Ricky Hatton you man.
American #2: SHUT THE *** UP MAN!