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[Rick Astley's She Wants to Dance With Me Plays]
FRANK: Oh, I love this song.
RICK ASTLEY: ? She wants to dance ?
ANGELA: Frank, may I have this dance?
FRANK: Angela, what are you doing here?
ANGELA: I love you, Frank Willis, and not Pamhouser
or woman or transman is gonna kep you from me!
FRANK: Angela, I am here with Anna.
You had your chance with me and you blew it. Now leave us alone!
ANGELA: Is that what you want, Frank?
FRANK: Yes.
ANGELA: (sighs) Well, I guess this is it.
HEATHER: Come on, Angela! Prove to Frank that you love him! It's your last chance!
ASTLEY: ? I've got to tell you what I've heard ?
[Angela growls in frustration]
ANGELA: Hey, Pamhouser!
PAMHOUSER: Dang 'ol what?
ANGELA: Sorry, Frank, but I must do this!
ASTLEY: ? I'll hold her so tight next to me ?
FRANK: Oh, Angie. That was so passionate. I didn't know how much I meant to you.
ANGELA: Are you kidding, Frank?
I couldn't bear to live without you! I came back thinkin' that I was missin' somethin' in my life,
but what I almost missed was the best thing that's ever happened to me!
Frank Michael Willis, will you be my husband?
FRANK: Yes. Yes I will!
ASTLEY: ? We're together we never fight. We've got better things to do tonight ?
ASTLEY and HEATHER: ? She wants to dance with me ?
ASTLEY: ? Becasue I'll hold her so tight next to me ?
ASTLEY and HEATHER: ? She wants to dance with me ?
ASTLEY: ? Because I'll let her be what she wants to be ?
? She wants to dance ?
?[Saxophone solo]?
ASTLEY and HEATHER: ? She wants to dance with me ?
ASTLEY: ? Becasue I'll hold her so tight next to me ?
ASTLEY and HEATHER: ? She wants to dance with me ?
ASTLEY: ? Because I'll let her be what she wants to be ?
[Cheers and applause]
JERMAINE JACKSON: I think they want an encore!
HEATHER: Okay.
Here's a song by a black man.
[Introduction of Michael Jackson's Billie Jean]
FRANK: Hey, that's Rick Astley on drums, a dancer named Janet Jackson, some crab and a Michael Jackson look-alike.
HEATHER ? She was more like a beauty queen from a movie scene ?
? I said don't mind, but what do you mean I am the one ?
? Who will dance on the floor in the round ?
? She said I am the one who will dance on the floor in the round ?
? She told me her name was Billie Jean, as she casued a scene ?
? The every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one ?
? Who will dance on the floor in the round ?
? People always tell me be careful what you do ?
JERMAINE JACKSON: Woah, waoh! Big guy, you'll probably never see him again.
HEATHER: ? And mother always tell me be careful who you love ?
? And becareful what you do because the lie becomes the truth ?
MICHAEL JACKSON and hEATHER: ? Billie Jean is not my lover ?
? She's just a girl who claims that I am the one ?
JERMAINE JACKSON: Hey, Michael. It's your brother Jermaine. Jermaine Jackson!
You know that generic dance sound you've been looking for. Well listen to this!
HEATHER ? For 40 days and 40 nights, the law was on her side ?
? But who can stand when she's in demand ?
? Her scheme and her plans ?
? Who will dance on the floor in the round ?
? So take my strong advice and do remember to always think twice ?
? She told my baby we were dancing til 3:00 ?
? and she looked at me. She saw a photo of a baby crying ?
? his eyes were like mine ?
? Who will dance on the floor in the round ?
? People always tell me be careful who you love ?
? And don't go around breaking young girls hearts ?
? She came and stood right by me and the smell of sweet perfume and she called me to her room?
MICAEL JACKSON and hEATHER: ? Billie Jean is not my lover ?
? She's just a girl who claims that I am the one ?
? But the kid is not my son. ?
FRANK: Huh, I never knew Billie Jean was sung like that before.
MICHAEL JACKSON and hEATHER: ? Billie Jean is not my lover ?
? She's just a girl who claims that I am the one ?
? But the kid is not my son ?
[guitar riff]
BRADEN: Mind if we join this dance, Frank?
FRANK: Sure, the more the merrier.
BRADEN: Wingo!
HEATHER: ? She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son ?
MICHAEL JACKSON and hEATHER: ? Billie Jean is not my lover ?
? She's just a girl who claims that I am the one ?
FRANK: Where did you find this lobster?
ANGELA: Heather's my sister.
HEATHER:: ? Billie Jean is not my lover ?
HEATHER: ? She's just a girls who claims that I.... ??
[microphone feedback]
MAN: I didn't like any of that.
AEVERINE: Wow, Angela. That was a great story. I can't believe you went through all that trouble just to be with me.
I obviously made the right choice when I married you on August 14, 1988.
ANGELA: And, hey, let's just all be grateful that things are completely back to normal again.
JPYCE KENDALL: Who ate all the butter pecan ice cream?