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Hi. I'm Katy. Amelia. We are two girls. Fun loving girls over at Iowa. You know, a lot
of people think that when you go off to college it's just getting high, getting drunk, getting
crunk, lots of sex. And, uh, we're here to tell you it's not like that. It's not like
that at all. There's lots of things people don't tell you before you get here. Lots of
things. And uh, today we were sitting at lunch and - Just talking. Just talking about what
our classmates from high school - Being the best of friends. Wondering - How people were
doing. But not really, I don't really care. She cares. I care. And I know people care
about us. About us. So, we're here to tell you what we experience in our day to day.
Here we go. There's a lot of people who walk on the sidewalks.
I don't know but if you hold it in that could be bad for your like, colon. You could have
issues. Like later in life. If you get cancer you can just send the bill here I guess. You
don't get - I don't think you get cancer from holding in your farts.
I think you should just like have a conversation one day and just be like, "So do you want
to go get lunch with me sometime? *makes farting noise* And then we can just get eggrolls."
This isn't even like fall, this is just - scary movie weather.
Why would we survive? We would do something that people don't usually talk about. Because
it makes you sound a little psycho. Not good, not safe..in your mental health. Just act
like a killer too. Just join their team. Take the knife, you know that they have, and just
be like. Well, you have to get your own knife. 'Cause they usually keep their knives. Or
you can pretend your dead. The elevators are so nice, they're so lovely,
they're so convenient. Except for when you're stuck in there with a guy who smells delicious.
And all you want to do is just be like. You smell so good. I want to make babies with
them. You want to uh.... Oh, it's fine. Why can't you just go up to someone and be
like, "Hey. You smell great. Let's procreate." That would be a good T-shirt.
Honestly college is naps. That's all. Honestly all that college is is naps, Netflix.
Oh, I forgot about Netflix! And something else with an N. And..nice guys. Not really.
No. Not really. Naps, Netflix, and Nicotine. No. YES. Yes. Here, yes. You can't walk here
without smelling smoke. That was so, uh that was a good one.
We should play that game. Heads up? Yeah, but maybe in a different video.