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Hey, tell me where is 2 crores.
Tell me where it is? Tell me.
Hey, look at me.
Come on, get up.
I'm telling you something. Why don't you hear me?
Throw water.. throw water on his face.
What it is, tell me?
Hey, where are 2 crores?
It fell down in an accident.
What?
Hey! - Boss.
I'll count till 3. If you don't tell me, I will shoot the girl.
Don't shoot her. Boss, let the girl go.
Come on! - It is my fault. Punish me if you want.
No! No!
'I've made many mistakes till today.'
'If I could help you..
..then may be my sins will be washed away.'
Anu! Anu!
Anu, are you alright? - Akash! Akash!
Akash! - Anu, who brought you to this condition? - What?
What have you done? - What have I done?
Sir, I swear. She didn't do anything.
If she didn't take it, then where is 2 crore?
Speak up or I'll smash your face. Come on!
Sir, spare her.
"1, 2, 3.. let's rock."
'Brought up by streets in poverty.'
'I have direct connection with God.'
'I fill my ration by stealing mobiles.'
'Uncle, Sharma, Verma..
..Shakeela, Jameela, Guddu, Chutki, be careful.'
'A crazy guy is roaming in the market. See he doesn't fool you.'
'Hide your mobiles or he'll steal it.'
Let me pee peacefully. What are you doing?
What are you doing?
I'm giving you extortion money. This is for you.
This is for you.. and this is for me.
Keep in touch. Share it amongst yourselves.
Boss, walkie-talkie? - The extortion from thief cost police heavily.
Scoundrel, idiot. - He teased aunt. Hit him.
Happy Eid. May God bless you.
Will you smoke?
Thursday sage is here.
Priest gives you blessings that you shouldn't lose your stuff.
I'm stealing your mobile. Catch me if you can.
The MP is here. I'll raise his BP now.
MP, embrace me.
Sister-in-law, you too.
He stole my mobile. Go and look for him.
'Single sim, dual sim, apple, or blackberry..
..he is always on roaming.'
'He steals them.'
'His feats are unique and his stories are astonishing.'
'He steals the mobiles of whoever rams into him.'
'Until today guys were behind the girls.'
But look at this, all the girls of the world are after me.'
'Because I'm a thief.'
Rs. 5000 for mobile worth Rs. 12,000.
Rotten than the vegetables, sound and waterproof mobiles.
Bid for Android at Rs. 10,000. - Rs. 4000.
You fool, this is not government which would fall before forming.
Bid properly.
Rs. 10111!
Hey, are you here to put donation in the temple?
You'll get only the charger for this rate. Bid more. - Rs. 12,000.
My dear, lock it. - Very good. Rs. 12,000 1..
Is there anybody else? 12,000 2.. - 2.
Rs. 20,000!
He is a real man. - Very good. He seems to be a rich man.
Move aside!
Scoundrels, how can you sell robbed goods in the market?
I think he is new.. if we hide the stuff and sell..
..how will you get your share?
Go away, it is time for business.
I'm not here to go, but to arrest you people.
Sir, hold your tongue.
How dare you threaten inspector Shinde?
I swear, I won't spare you today.
Ganpat! - Sir?
Raghav! - Sir?
Confiscate the stuff.
File a case on them. - Hey!
Inspector..
If you touch the stuff, then I'll punch you..
..on your stomach!
What are you saying?
Why are you staring at me? Will you hit me?
Will you hit a policeman?
Scoundrel, how dare you kick the policeman?
Listen!
Come here, there's a problem here.
When you didn't take bribe..
..then I realized that you're not a real policeman.
Where robbery is taught..
..I'm the principal of that school.
I'm the vice principal.
3G, their battery is full charged.
How much is our battery?
Before our battery goes down, let's deal with everyone.
All the best.
Like the China phone, he threw the policeman.
He went and fell in the scrap. Sixer!
This rotten phone's battery is going to get blast now.
First come, first serve.
Incoming.
Made in China, you wanted to discharge me?
Hey! - You!
You bite me? Were you a dog in your previous birth?
Black cherry's battery is empty.
Raja, single sim, Blue berry.
Dual sim, come I'll keep you in conference.
No matter how many mega pixel cameras come in the market..
..this 2 megapixel will cost heavily on you.
Scoundrel, why did you discharge me? - No!
Pal!
Pal!
Pal!
Pal!
Pal!
Pal!
Hey! 3G!
Pal, my battery is dying.
We need a recharge.
Then, hurry up.
2G!
No matter which phone it is, unless you get current..
..it cannot be charged.
Pal, give me some. - Here, take it.
Whose battery is charged till now?
Tell me, will you get beaten up in the public or here?
I'm done for.
I'll not do it again.
Take me in your gang. - No.
My expenses are more than my income.
Take your battalion along and go away from here.
I'll not leave you and go. - Leave my hand. Go!
Can I go now?
We got married yesterday, today you are leaving.
I can't stay without you.
Hope I don't die being away from you.
Please, come soon.
Hope you won't forget me after going to Mumbai.
Good morning, madam. - Close the door.
What are you saying? - Madam is here.
Good morning, madam.
Madam has gone to honeymoon..
Good morning, madam.
Okay.
Did you see?
Our freedom will be finished again.
Even I don't understand. I had to go half day today.
How did you even think about that? Like the Sun doesn't forget to rise..
The same way, madam doesn't forget to come to the office.
Sometimes, there's a solar eclipse.
Good morning, Anu. - Okay. Call everyone inside.
Hope we didn't disturb you. - You did.
Madam, you came to office on the very next day of your wedding.
When two more branches of our office are opening..
..how could I take rest. So, I came to the office.
If I wouldn't have come to the office..
..then Kiran would've got leave from making tea.
She would make an excuse of her illness and took rest.
The bank that has a useless staff..
..how can the manager go to honeymoon?
Am I right? - Absolutely, madam.
We are learning seeing you.
Madam, whatever it is, when I got married..
..I didn't move out of my house for one whole month.
You loved her so much in one month that you became father in four months.
How was it possible in four months?
I worked double shift. You can't do this at your age.
Really?
Don't judge my age by looking at my hair, it is because of hair remover.
Your wife would've kept it unknowingly.
Not unknowingly, but intentionally.
You all go. Hurry up.
Go and work peacefully. Go. - I can't go today.
Tell me clearly now..
..why did you send him to Mumbai instead of celebrating first night?
How can he concentrate without you?
These distances are not good after marriage.
You see this album, I'll get coffee for you.
Say hello! Say, hello!
Hello Anu.. - Akash?
Don't worry..
..I was just checking whether my knife is sharp or not.
It is sharp.
But I'll have to chop in one or two places to remove all the blood.
So, if you don't listen to me..
..then I'll kill him.
My name is Raghav Shaka.
I hold a world record in kidnapping.
So, if you want to be a married woman forever..
..then listen to me carefully.
The value of his life is only 2 crore rupees.
I know that you won't have 2 lakhs with you, forget crores.
But the bank you are working in..
..there's lot of money there.
If you get the money, I won't do anything to your husband.
Remember, if you get even a single penny less in 2 crores..
..then I'll kill him.
"Shoot the bullet in the head."
Anu! - No!
Anu, your coff..
Anu? Anu, what happened to you?
Why are you crying? Tell me.
'If you get even a single penny less in 2 crores, I'll kill him.'
Anu, tell me.
Anu?
Anu, tell me something.
What's the matter?
Tell me, Anu.
Anu, what has happened?
You've been enduring problems since childhood in your life..
Your life started afresh just yesterday.
Today, you are surrounded by problems again.
How can we arrange for 2 crores so soon?
Who will help us, Anu?
What a relief?
Disciple, tell me, what all did we steal today?
Whatever we stole is lying in front of you.
Count it.
Give me support.
Yes, I'm a thief.
If you want to become my queen..
..then you also come here.
I'm very intoxicated.
Your mother is calling me to give me by-two tea.
Send your mother to me, I'll offer her liquor.
I will answer the phone.
Hello, darling.
Hello?
First answer my question. Who are you?
Are you Big B from KBC..
..that I should answer you?
Brother, the phone that you have, it belongs to me.
Do you have a birth certificate stating you are its father?
Even this is an orphan like us.
Brother, that's my personal phone. Please, return it to me.
Money given to a call girl and phone stolen by Raja..
..can never be returned.
Do you know who I am? I'm a MP.
He is MP. MP.
It is MP's phone.
If you are MP, I am UP.
Come, let's meet in Bihar.
We both will go to Delhi and form a new government.
Hail India!
He told his name is Raja.
I want my phone back until afternoon or else..
..I'll cut your connection.
Did you find only this phone to steal?
You called me as an orphan!
It shut its mouth.
If you call me an orphan, I'll kick you hard.
The phone got dead.
You! You talk a lot.
Give me the bottle. You sobered me.
3G, how much more will he drink?
You know that because of such filthy ringtones..
..he loses his mind.
Who is he? - I found them in the railway station.
So, I brought them along.
We are already poor, what will we give them. - Shut up!
Whatever we eat, we'll share some with them.
Have we taken a contract of bringing up all the orphans. - Hey!
I found you both orphans at the station.
I brought you poor guys home.
You called me an orphan.
You call me orphan and poor. I'll not spare.. - What are you doing?
Pal, don't hit him. He is our 2G.
He likes this ringtone very much.
When he gets angry, make him listen to this ringtone. I'm going.
Rani?
What are you doing? Let me go.
You are running as though this is happening for first time.
But I'm on duty. - Forget duty. Quit it.
I'll quit after marriage.
I don't like you working in the pub.
You started it again.
My work is such.
I like my job.
Opening the bottles and showing your body. Is this a job?
Quit it.
I get a lot of tip in this job.
People give you tip in the greed of lip. I don't like it.
Darling, don't get angry. - Hey..
Look here, do you know who does my lips belong to? - Who?
'The value of his life is only 2 crore.'
'You have a lot of money in the bank.
'The money shouldn't be less than 2 crore rupees.'
Hello? Say something.
Is Aishwarya there?
Aishwarya has gone out to create a commotion.
Katrina is here. Do you want her?
I'm Abhi speaking. - Oh, sorry boss.
Sister-in-law has gone to the temple. Any message?
Who are you?
I'm the one who stole the phone from sister-in-law.
Sana!
Who is Sana? - She is your sister-in-law, idiot.
Sana, I'll get you grams.
I'm talking and you are going.
What is happening?
Go to the one who you were talking to. - Please.
I got a little late on the date.
Darling, stop being angry. - Leave me.
Come and embrace me.
Smile.. you look good when you smile.
Come on, let's click a snap.
Why did you interfere in a family photo?
Come with me to the MP..
..he will hang your family photo on the wall. - Oh.
Are you from the MP's family? - Yes.
Wow, congratulations. You found me.
I shall leave. - Where?
I've to tell a secret to my girlfriend.
What? - It is personal adult topic.
Will you close your ears?
I'm going to the MP's house to click a family photo.
Start the car.
Darling, did you understand? Go. Hurry up.
Go, baby!
Why are you holding me? Nab him.
Follow him!
Hey, stop!
Don't jump!
He is here!
Hey! Nab him!
Follow him.
Stop! My legs are hurting.
Move!
Stop!
Did you eat almonds?
He is fleeing!
Hey, stop!
Come on, darling. Jump!
Oh no!
Come and catch me.
MP's pet parrot. Come on!
Move, I'll drive.
Come on!
3G? Dry my wet drawers.
The phone fell down. - Oh God.
What happened?
My hand got stuck in the seat. - Remove it.
It is not coming out!
Left! Take a left!
How will I handle the steering now?
Let me drive.
Good idea. Come.
Hey!
Careful.
What a scene!
Girl is holding the steering, he is changing the gears.
Madam, how much do you charge to train?
Welcome back. You are listening to 95.3 Blue FM.
Today we'll play ultra-romantic songs for you.
Along with it, we'll play a quiz.
In which you'll have to tell the name of singer and musician.
The one who gives the right answer gets a chance to meet me.
Along with it, gift hampers worth Rs. 15,000.
So, call me soon!
Let's continue.
"It has climbed up."
"The pigeon has climbed on the shelf."
"Crazy bird, ate the grains..
..it flew off.. On the shelf."
"On the shelf. - It came out."
My hand is free now.
There's a jam everywhere.
You must be tired. Take rest.
Time please.
Listen brothers, I'm tired.
I'm already sweating.
All my energy got wasted in driving.
Raja.. - Stop.
Brothers, for a phone worth Rs. 32,000..
..why are you breaking my teeth?
MP wants phone..
Leave me! Leave me!
Leave my hand!
Hey!
Let's go.
Are you mad?
Yes, madly in love with you.
I'm tired of your hooliganism.
What if something happens to you?
Who will take care of me, then?
Are you listening to me?
Listen, your girlfriend is very beautiful..
..shall I compliment her? - How dare you?
Romeo.. - You felt bad, didn't you?
My girlfriend doesn't understand.
When I told your girlfriend was beautiful, you got angry.
If somebody touches my girlfriend..
..then I will become a hooligan.
Sorry, sister.
Eat whatever you want. I will pay the bill.
When will you understand?
Don't you see my problem?
How will I see? Love is blind.
Leave me. - Sit for a while. I'll drop you home in the evening.
When will you reform? - After we have children.
There's still time for our wedding.
Then marry me soon, you'll see that this mama's boy reforms soon.
My family members won't agree.
Why? - Don't you understand?
Every father wishes..
..that his daughter should live like a princess.
Nice family, car, bungalow, what else anybody wants?
Is this your family's requirement or yours?
I love you, Raja. - I love you too.
I'll build a bungalow for you.
If I don't find labors, I'll pick up the bricks.
When will you build? After I die? - Shut up!
You talk too much.
Before something happens to you, I should die.
I have only one wish since childhood, that is..
..I should address somebody as mother and father.
Even I should have a family.
Actually, since childhood..
..I lived my life on footpath like orphans.
So.. I want to marry you..
..and get love of parents.
Do you understand?
You said something which sobered me.
You need a pinch of vermillion and a priest, to marry.
A pinch of vermillion is worth millions these days.
How much two pinch will be?
You get a calculator. - You are talking cheap.
I want billions.
For one girl?
2G, never underestimate a woman.
Yesterday, I picked a girl..
..my hand is still aching. Do you know that?
Hey, don't talk nonsense.
We are sensible..
..so we are not doing nonsense thing like getting married.
You'll live and die like an orphan.
He got offended.
He got changed in two days. Let's go. - Yes, let's go.
Hey.. try to understand.
If I marry, you'll get daughter-in-law and you'll get a sister-in-law.
When I beget children..
..they'll call you as uncle and you as grandpa. - Uncle?
We orphans will get a family.
But you don't understand.
He made me emotional.
Don't you think sister-in-law is a little demanding?
Brother, hope sister-in-law won't change her mind.
What are you saying?
2G, girls these days change boyfriends faster than clothes.
Brother, do you trust sister-in-law?
More than myself.
I will come along. - No.
When the bank will reopen the day after tomorrow..
..then everyone will know that I've stolen the money.
After getting Akash released..
..I will surrender myself.
But Anu, I'll come along.. - No, not you.
2G, answer the phone.
I don't find any scapegoat.
I drank water 10 times and spent Rs. 20 to use the washroom.
Brother, 2G says he has stolen 3 Samsung Galaxy by doing overtime.
Oh no!
Pal, what's the matter?
I'm getting network of Android 52 megapixel camera phone.
Pal, what are you saying?
Such an expensive mobile at this place..
..not possible at all. It must be Chinese. - No.
I'm getting a strong signal.
My nose can never betray me.
Dog, there!
Pal, you are great!
Somebody called.
I think her friend called.
I'll talk to her and set her up for you.
Anu is a good girl.
You've reached on the right time with the money.
I like it.
Look in the front.
There's a maruti van parked which has number plate of 1177.
My man is waiting for you.
Give him the money and be at peace.
Go home and wait for my call.
Good girl.
"When I do it.."
Pal, what's the matter?
Forget everything..
..as God is going to give us in abundance.
Follow me.
Greetings. Come out, please.
Why? - For this.
You'll get Rs. 500 for it.
Hide him..
..and then follow me.
You keep a black and white phone with you.
Hello? - Anu is a good girl.
Very good.
I like the people who come on time.
There's a bridge in the front.
My man will come there wearing blue T-shirt.
Give him the money and go home. Okay? - Okay.
Go. Go.
Police!
Hey, stop! Where are you running?
Wait!
Move aside!
Nab him!
I'm telling you, stop there.
I told you to stop!
They weren't behind me?
Pal!
Pal, it was the police!
Really? - Hey!
What did you say? Police? Where is the money?
Where's the money?
I have the money with me safely.
Where are you?
I.. I..
I'm near a marriage hall.
Somebody is getting married here.
I'm right in front of it.
You don't stand there alone.
Take the money and join the procession quietly.
Have food and wait for my call.
Then how will I give the money to you?
Why are you getting tensed?
You go inside. I'm telling you.
Go inside. My man will come there.
Will you go or not?
The number you are calling is..
..out of reach. - To hell with mobile company.
I can't live without you even for a minute.
I love you very much.
I hope you won't forget me.
Are you from the girl's side?
Didn't you recognize me?
I'm welcoming the guests.
Get down.
I will touch your feet.
You are a weak girl.
You are carrying heavy box. - No. - Give it to me, I'll carry it.
No.. - Don't hesitate.
It's okay. - Give me the bag.
I'll carry this for you.
Give.
Constipation, come here. - Coming, madam.
No, this.. hey..
Carry it carefully.
You come inside.
Pal, stop the car.
I'm getting biryani aroma. First, let's eat and then work.
You are talking about food again. You glutton.
You barge into every wedding procession without invitation..
You first eat food and then get beaten up by them.
But biryani is tastier than the thrashings.
Let's go.
Even I'm hungry. Let's go.
In same clothes?
Wow!
My husband is a constable.
You know that this is commissioner's daughter's wedding.
You look like from inspector friend background.
I saw you and could judge it.
There's a different enjoyment in being policeman's wife.
This is AC room, yours.
You relax comfortably.
Pal!
We were so busy talking, we couldn't know when we reached the room.
If you need me, call on my phone.
Money was for the goon, isn't it?
No, she is here to give it to the groom on the dais.
Go away!
I have to fool someone to steal the suitcase.
No one can fool me now.
No, boss. - How can they fool you?
Dreaming of marrying me..
..and marrying someone else.
How can she? - She can't do that.
She can't do that because she belongs to me.
How will she marry? - He is right.
She comes into my dreams daily.
So, even she would be dreaming about me.
Then why don't you marry her in dreams?
How could I? I wake up.
Then you should've slept again.
This daring Guddu will abduct the bride.
If Guddu abducts her, then wedding..
We will marry her.
We? We all three together? 1, 2, 3?
Am I right?
Assume that..
..you didn't see me while I was making this plan.
We didn't see you. - Even we didn't.
We didn't see you. - Who are you?
He is my bodyguard and I'm your bodyguard.
Am I hired?
Take this salary. Take this.
Your bonus? I will keep it with me.
Sir, what if somebody steals our money?
Then deposit it in the bank.
We don't have a bank account.
Don't open a bank account, open a g-mail account. It is for free.
Bodyguards, follow me.
What about Changu and Mangu?
Even they can come. Come on.
The marriage hall is here.
I was about to take a U-turn.
Sir, I'm getting scared by the suspense music.
Wow..
Superb. Follow me.
Sir, tell us where we are going?
In the bride's room. - When will we go into the suitcase room?
Which suitcase?
He means to say..
..we'll abduct the bride in a suitcase.
It is my plan. - Wow.
What about me?
We'll take you in the sugar bag.
Wow, what a sweet idea.
I love sweets.
But how will we stop this wedding?
What's the need? We will abduct the bride.
First clear if you have to stop the wedding or abduct the bride.
Idiot, shut up!
If we abduct the bride, the wedding will be stopped.
Isn't that clear? - It got cleared now.
You have brains with body.
What's the next plan?
One minute.
I understood. - Superb!
Boss, what did he say? - I didn't understand either.
Follow me!
Hello boss. - Did you get the money?
There's lot of police here. - Police?
Yes, boss. Hope that girl didn't complaint to the police.
Tell me how many policemen are there.
So many of them that I can't count everyone.
Hello?
Speak up!
Hello? - You are playing a game with me?
I'm not playing any game. - Not playing any game..
Then where did the police come from in the station and wedding?
Tell me.
You hang up the phone.
You hang up, I'll send you such an MMS that will teach you a lesson.
I don't know anything.
It is police commissioner's daughter's wedding.
I learnt only after coming here.
You show me the money.
Very good, darling. Very good.
Hello? - Is it real?
I just took it from the bank.
Until the policemen don't leave, you stay there.
Is that clear? - Yes.
If you try to act smart..
..then I'll slit your husband's throat.
Hang up the phone.
Attention. - Get going.
Bodyguard!
Why did you come here?
She is not mine. - What?
If not yours, she may belong to someone else, right?
Go from here. Go.
No, I want a bodyguard for myself.
Oh god.. - You don't have brains.
I don't have brains, but I have a head.
One minute.
Bodyguard, tell me your plan.
Go there and..
You hire a new bodyguard.
But you are my bodyguard.
I don't want to be your bodyguard.
He doesn't have brains. - Bodyguard.
I don't have brains.
Yes, I swear. - It is possible.
Madam..
You are still not ready.
Get ready, the wedding procession is coming soon.
I.. I forgot to get clothes.
You forgot? You don't worry.
I have many dresses.
I will get it, you like it, you can wear it.
I'll be back.
But what is inside the suitcase?
Gift.. - You are a cow.
You remembered to get a gift..
..but you forgot to get clothes.
It is a common problem in ladies.
No problem.
I will go now and bring the clothes.
You get ready. Okay? - Okay.
If somebody steals underwear without opening the pant..
..that is called as talent.
What if there's no underwear? - Everyone is not like you.
Pal, did you find the suitcase? - No.
But that girl is sitting inside with the suitcase.
What are you saying?
Girl is getting the suitcase along to elope?
It is the other girl.
But how can you put the girl inside the suitcase?
Go inside, your boss.. - Enough..
..has got stuck in the bathroom while he was peeing. Help him.
Hey, let's go. - Yes, let's go.
Pal, what will we do now?
When Karupandey's brain work..
..then the world shakes.
Pal, what a dialogue. They'll sell the ringtone in the market tomorrow.
Follow me. - Okay, Pal!
Come here. Sit here.
Concentrate on business more and less on eating. - Don't hit me.
Stop ogling at girls.
Excuse me.
Take care of her, I'll go to the washroom. Please.
Thank you.
My child is hungry.
What? The money got lost?
Why don't you say, you changed your mind?
If you didn't have money, why did you come with alliance?
It is not like that. - Look, you are the commissioner of this city.
If somebody can steal in your house..
..then think what will happen to this city.
Talk softly. It is a matter of my dignity.
Why should I care about your dignity?
I lost my money, what about that?
I'm a minister.
Your daughter is getting married to a minister's son.
Uncle, will he misbehave with you if he is a minister?
You want money for dowry, isn't it? - Yes, give it to me.
Wait.. take this.
Do you think I'm a beggar?
What else do I think you are?
Uncle, send them home.
I will marry your daughter without taking dowry.
Listen carefully. Search everyone.
No matter it is minister or prime minister..
Don't let them go without checking them.
I'll see how I don't get the money.
Listen inspector, close all the doors.
A theft has taken place in commissioner's daughter's wedding.
Check everyone.
Excuse me, madam. Give me the briefcase, we need to check.
Thank you.
Whose briefcase is this? It has stones in it.
Uncle.. - What's the matter?
Uncle..
So much money. Didn't see it in my dreams too.
Oh God.
Uncle, we'll go to Bangkok, won't we?
Why?
What are you saying?
There you'll find American, Chinese, Japanese, African..
..who give you massage with soft hands. - Shut up!
No dirty talking.
Before seeing a dream..
..you ruined the fun.
I'll not let your dream shatter.
Then we'll go, won't we?
We'll not go alone.
Listen, you, me, Chunnu, Munnu..
..your sister-in-law..
..her parents, and her uncle and aunt too.
Now Sana will agree. - Yes, pal.
How do I look? - Superb!
Thank you. - Both the brothers will go together inside.
One minute, you go and give it to her.
Scoundrel, give it to me.
She is my girlfriend, will you give her the rose?
Sorry pal, I made a mistake.
Come here.
You shouldn't move from here.
Or I'll thrash you badly.
This is nice. I never noticed it earlier.
I love you, Raj. I love you so much.
I don't fear now.
You, me, and no one else.
We'll have fun after marriage.
You are great in bed.
I love you so much.
I love you too, baby.
Hey, just a minute. - Hey!
Raja, you?
I'll not talk to you.
You didn't even call once today.
I think you don't love me.
Raj..
Who is he?
He is my brother. My uncle's son.
I'm telling the truth. I swear on you.
Is he your brother?
Your brother?
Raj, you are suspecting me?
Don't you trust me?
You broke my trust.
Listen.. - You betrayer!
You were my life!
"Sighs came out of my heart in pain."
"You punished me for loving you. What wrong have I done?"
"I got ruined."
"I got ruined in your love."
3G! 3G!
'I got the money, now I'll get many friends like you.'
No!
Answer the phone!
Answer the phone! - Anu!
Answer the phone!
Hey, answer the phone!
I think you love your son only 50%.
I asked you for 50 lakhs and you sent me only 25 lakhs.
So, to recover my 20 lakhs, I sold his kidneys.
What? You need not come up. Your son is lying down.
I threw him from top, he would've got shattered.
Come and collect him.
"Why this Kolaveri Di?"
Hey!
"Why this Kolaveri Di?"
"I have a knife in my hand and goat in the front."
"I killed it."
Listen..
I asked 2 crore from your wife?
She was ready to get it. Now, she isn't answering her phone.
What's the matter?
Hope she didn't elope with her ex-boyfriend with 2 crores.
"Wife late, change fate."
"Idiot, speak up."
"Oh my idiot."
What about money now?
I think there's wax in your ears.
I will slit your ear.
I lost my money..
..and tomorrow I'll go to jail.
'The value of his life is 2 crores.'
Anu, Anu.
Don't worry.
I was just checking if my knife is sharp or not.
But I'll have to cut in a couple of places to remove all the blood.
So, if you don't listen to me, I will kill him.
They'll kill Akash.
Betrayer! Cheater!
You said you'll marry me, we'll have children.
You shattered my dreams.
Why did you do like this?
I loved you more than my life.
But you betrayed me.
You betrayed me.
3G, you were my friend!
If something happens to you, who will take care of me?
Before something happens to you, I should die.
Tomorrow the ringtone will be sold in the market.
'I'll get many friends like you.'
I love you too, baby. - You are great in bed.
What happened?
Get up.
Are you alright?
Why did you jump?
I lost my money.
Tomorrow I'll go to jail.
They'll kill Akash. - It doesn't mean you commit suicide.
You tell me, what do I do?
I don't have any option left.
Seeing your condition..
..I feel, why am I alive till now?
What happened to you?
I don't want to go in my flashback.
After knowing my flashback..
..you'll feel why didn't I die earlier.
If you see..
..there's no one in the world..
..who doesn't have any problem.
Everyone has some or other tension.
But every tension has a solution.
The solution for my tension is death.
Then go and jump. Don't waste my time.
If after your death..
..what if they release Akash?
You don't worry, you go and die.
Poor Akash..
..will live without you.
You tell me, what do I do?
We'll get back Akash.
But I don't have money.
Look, only we both know that we don't have money.
But those kidnappers don't know.
But..
Why are you thinking so much?
Listen to me, I'm with you. I'll handle everything.
Believe me.
Don't you trust me?
But why will you take risk for me?
Look, there's no risk in it.
There should be one aim in every human's life.
I'm looking for that aim.
If I could help you..
..then may be..
..God will forgive me for my mistakes.
Thank you.
I should thank you.
I had lost hope regarding love.
I started hating love.
But seeing you, I felt..
..there's still love left in life.
Even I realized about love only after meeting Akash.
How lucky Akash is, he got true love.
I think, I was not destined to have true love.
Forget it. Let's think about getting Akash released.
One minute.. tell them..
..you won't give money until you see Akash.
Hello? - Why didn't you answer the phone since then?
Where were you?
Phone.. phone was in the car..
I was out.
I thought you don't love Akash.
I got tensed, my man is standing near Punjabi Inn, give him money.
Don't do anything wrong.
Don't waste my time. Hurry up. Fast!
But I want to.. I want to see Akash.. - What?
I will see Akash first, only then give you money.
What did you say? You'll see Akash first..
..then you'll give money.
You are putting conditions in a dealing.
I have all the cards with me and you'll show.
Are you alright?
You do the payment, I'll deliver Akash to your house.
But I'll be in jail.
Please, show Akash to me.
I can't live without him. Please.
Oh, what love.
Now I know why Shah Jahan spent so much money..
..and built a Taj Mahal for Mumtaz.
Love.. I like it.
Let's come to the point.
You get the money to Dongri.
Come to the crossroad.
Hurry up.
I don't have time. Hurry up.
"Run, DK Bose."
"Run, DK Bose."
Please save Akash at any cost.
Why do you worry? I'm here.
Do one thing, come into my car.
Come on.
Come closer to me, girls.
Oh, no drink. Listen!
Come here.
One minute, sir. - To hell with him.
Yes, sir? - Don't you know how to serve rich people?
Sorry, sir. - Hey says sorry.
Make arrangement for the massage. - Okay, sir.
Will I get the massage done on an empty stomach? - Order me, sir.
Manchurian triple rice, 4 Manchurian bread fritters.
3 Manchurian pilafs, fried goat.
Anything else, sir? - Fried fish. Should be spicier than her.
But sir, do you want it wet or fry?
I'm wet, so get everything fried.
Rich people have different hobbies.
Get tall girls only then I'll be able to digest food.
Okay, sir.
Scoundrel, I'll give you such a laxative..
..that your food will get digest in a jiffy.
3G will surely be punished for the robbery.
2G, what do I do?
I made a very big mistake in my life for the first time.
Hope I don't go mad.
I can't forgive myself.
Are you regretting?
Because of me..
..two people's life is in danger.
I don't understand what to do.
Poor woman was going to get her husband released with the money.
After giving her money back, I'll tell the truth to her.
Only then I'll be at peace.
But until everything is alright, don't tell her the truth.
No matter where 3G is hiding, I will search for him.
Did you understand?
Okay.
Sorry, it was an urgent call.
Come in.
Hello, sir. - Hi. - Nice stuff, sir.
Wow.. come.
The stuff is of high quality.
You just tell me the rate. - Sir, how can I take it from you?
Smart boy.
Sir, no need.
Superb, pal.
Enjoy, sir. - God bless you.
Sir.. - Yes?
Juice is complimentary.
What is it? - Energy drink, sir.
Energy drink? Wonderful.
What is this? - For extra power, sir.
Naughty boy.
Go, go. - Okay, sir.
I had fun.
Beauties, what do you eat?
Darling, get ready.
I have the money.
Idiot.
Hope nothing will happen to Akash, right?
I will not let anything happen to him.
Who is this joker?
I think he wants to go to circus, but has lost his way.
Stop. Stop!
Are you a traffic constable? - No, I want a lift.
'Petrol is less, he will be of use to push the car.'
Okay, sit.
I get dizzy when I sit in car.
Are you pregnant? - No, I'm feeling very heavy.
Sit.
Thanks, uncle.
Uncle? - I'm Bhola.
Raja..
You look like a thief to me.
I've given you lift.
So, I'm talking to you lovingly.
Shut up or I'll throw you out of the car. - You don't know my contacts.
If I call, my mother will spend lot of money and get you jailed.
Are you a rich man's son? - Yes.
You recognized me.
I've done a face reading course.
Uncle, teach me too. - Who you called as uncle?
I called you.
Mom taught me that I've to address elders as uncle.
So that they can be fooled. - How old are you?
22+.
22+ 30 or 40?
22 years and 300 months.
But seeing you, looks like you came to India before Britishers.
Fairness cream has opposite reaction on me, so no one can know my age.
If you address me as uncle again, I will break your teeth.
You've irritated me so much.
Instead of listening to his bitter talks, let me eat chocolate.
Uncle, will you take up the job as a driver in my house?
Do I look like driver to you?
You don't look like a hero to me.
Why were you asking for lift? - I live on the 10th floor.
It is necessary to take lift. - Why?
Because doctor has instructed not to come from the window.
Are you a thief? - No.
I'm a student.
Facebook.
Girls chat with me whole day.
They don't even let me study.
You wouldn't have put your real picture on facebook.
It is real, but of my childhood.
I'm with the driver now, I'll meet you later.
I love you.
Uncle, I'm not so old.
I am not grown up to marry.
Still why are these girls mad about me?
I don't understand.
40 girls are following me.
I'm famous by the name 'betrayer' amongst girls.
Who all can I be loyal with? You tell me.
Aunt, what say?
Uncle, did you hit on my nose?
Hope I don't get asthma.
What were you doing alone standing on the road?
Aunt spoke up. She spoke. - Hey!
Why are you shouting like a bowler ? Answer to her question first.
Nothing aunt, me and my friends were coming from a long drive.
And the thing is..
Had your father been to any convent school? Talk in Hindi. - Okay.
Aunt, I had gone for a long drive with my friend.
I got down for a loo break.
But she forgot me.. - What is loo break?
Loo break means.. You don't know that?
I got down to pee. - Shameless.
Answer the phone. Come on.
Hello? Yes, mom. I did it.
I don't eat anything without brushing my teeth.
So, I brushed one week back.
Mom, I'm not a kid.
I pee in the swimming pool.
Oh, I've worn a diaper.
Yes mom, I have money.
I have Rs. 20,000 with me. Okay?
Oh my mom..
Uncle, what do you do?
I remove kidney from people like you and sell it.
What? Why didn't you tell me earlier? Oh God.
Escape.
Hey, where are you going? - To pee.
First pay and then go.
What? - Bill.
Brother, fill up the tank.
Okay, sir. - I want to empty my tank.
Control a little.
I will do it here.
I have only one diaper.
If I don't pee, it will overflow.
It will overflow only when you have a kidney.
Sir, money. - Give him money.
Money? I don't have Rs. 20,000 with me.
Give me a kidney operation blade.
No, please. - Then give him money soon.
Okay, I will.
Poor Bhola.
How did you know I have money?
I heard it when you were talking to your mom.
Give him the money. - It is wrong to hear other's conversation.
Thank you, sir.
You are bad uncle.
You snatched money from a child.
Hi Bhola.. - Hey, Roli!
Where did you go leaving me?
I didn't go, but you left.
I had been to pee. - Shame.
Naughty.. - Hurry up.
One second.
Aunt, what is your mobile number?
Do you want to know her shoe size?
No.. - Give me a kidney operation blade.
Let's run!
Uncle, I'll teach you a lesson.
Even I'll grow up one day.
I will take revenge that day.
Give me soon. Give me a kidney operation blade. - Let's run!
Raja, tell me.
2G, any news about 3G?
I looked everywhere, but I didn't find him yet.
Don't know where he went.
That girl was committing suicide because of us.
What do we do now?
I will make them both meet somehow.
No matter even if I lose my life. - Raja, don't say that.
Everything will be okay, if we find 3G.
Whenever I see her, I hate myself.
Raja, till now, we stole and..
..have troubled many people.
But God has given us a bumper offer to wash away our sins.
Son, don't lose this opportunity.
Tell me where you are? I'll come and meet you.
I'm going in the funfair at Varsova.
Meet me there.
Children, why aren't you all having food?
What have you done?
Forgive me!
I'll not repeat this again.
Forgive me, brother. - Get up.
It got heated up at the wrong time.
Shout! Shout louder!
No matter how much I feed you, it is less for you.
You wait and watch..
..I will sell you as soon as I reach Mumbai.
Where should I go looking for water?
Which phone is ringing?
Emergency?
My car broke down, send an helicopter soon here.
Helicopter?
He is talking about helicopter. - Helicopter? How dare he?
Scoundrel, where are you?
Hold your tongue!
I'm Raja, talk to me with respect.
People respect me in the market. Come on, apologize to me.
Sorry. Sorry, brother.
Brother? Oh!
I didn't know I have one more mother.
What are you saying? - You just addressed me as brother.
Have mercy on this poor man.
Have mercy? No, I had food.
Hey.. - B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J..
I know till Z.
Stop this nursery class and come to the point.
Brother, listen to me carefully.
I'm ready to give 2 lakh, give my phone back to me. - 2?
Okay, take 5 lakhs. - 5?
Okay, take 10 lakh rupees.
I want to pee.
I will call you back in two minutes, sir.
Why is he paying 10 lakhs for mobile worth 7,000?
There is something fishy.
Careful, darling.
It is hurting.
Shame.. no..
Now the hen will come under the egg.
How much money do I send?
The scene was hotter than the volcano.
Super hit! Block buster.
Did you see the full film?
I saw..
You've made a good BP film. Congrats.
Son, listen to me, my BP is rising.
Please, consider that.
I'll give you some concession.
I'll do one thing, I'll upload this movie on facebook and you tube.
You'll get many likes.
I'll get a heart attack. Please, don't do that.
If you want to save yourself, then send me 2 crores only.
How much? - 2 crore?
Yes. If I sell this movie in the market, I'll get 10 crores.
It is tax free for ministers, so 2 crores.
Look, I have only 20 lakh rupees with me.
Let me do some scam, I'll give you the rest of the money.
Will you give me in installment?
I'll make 10 copies and sell it to the News Channel.
The TRP will be more.
We'll share the profit amongst ourselves.
It is a joke to you, it is the matter of my honor.
Do people respect you more than me in the market?
Listen to me carefully.
Put 2 crores in the suitcase..
..and send it to Varsova market.
Otherwise, your film will be released.
Tell me something.
I've a small doubt.
Did you consume energy pills? - Don't reveal my secret.
He got scared.
Where will I get water from?
You are putting so much pressure. - Hey, stop.
I haven't washed. - Really? You're wearing loin cloth. Use it.
Give me water. Stop.
It's done.
Madam, I've record breaking news.
What news?
To save Akash, 2 crores has been arranged. - Where from?
By God's smile, by my style..
..and by the minister's mobile.
I didn't understand? - I will SMS you later.
Let's go first.
Darn it. Even I'd lost my mind.
When we both were on the bed that day..
..I recorded everything in the mobile.
I wish my mobile battery was low that day.
Making video is your old habit.
What was the need for you to make our MMS?
2 crores for one MMS.
It's a budget of one film.
If not yours, at least think about her honor.
If the phone got stolen then bring it back.
He is demanding 2 crores for it.
Then give him.
What if he makes a video..
..of my scam and demands for 4 crores?
Boss, where are you? - Seems like the matter is serious.
Raja has stolen my phone.
My political future is in that mobile.
He must be finished.
You will get a price.
After the job is done, you'll get 1 crore.
Everything will be alright now.
Are you okay?
I won't spare him.
Let him go.
Sit firmly.
Please, drive slowly. - I don't want to hear anything.
Calm down. He'll be finished today.
What..?
Oh no.
Did you feel the heat?
Are you blind? - Be quiet otherwise same thing will happen to you too.
if you do it, it's right and if I do it, it's wrong?
Get away. - Boss, just a minute.
Let bygones be bygones.
Give me a ride. Today's my love marriage.
Really? Then where is the girl?
She's standing on the way. She's waiting.
Madam, please tell him.
It's his love marriage.
He is such a good guy.
Give him a ride. - Please, brother.
You called me brother? - Brother?
Get in. - Okay. Just a minute.
What's your name? - Sonu.
Not yours. Tell me the girl's name.
Sheila. - That's why you've gone crazy.
Is she your first love?
First and the last. - How is she?
She is incredible.
Voice like nightingale, gait like deer..
..and as cunning as a fox.
When she walks, it's like the peacock is dancing.
You must be teasing sitting beside her.
I did propose her..
..but she complained.
To whom? - Physics sir.
But I made her understand..
..it is futile complaining to physics sir.
He is love with the Biology miss himself.
Then you should've complained about physics sir to the principal.
How could I?
The principal had an affair with the driving teacher.
Wonderful school.
The teachers are in love amongst themselves.
In that case, you both were bound to fall in love.
Yes, boss. I love her and she loves me.
How could we separate, isn't it?
What if her family opposes?
Why will they oppose?
If they want to get married, how can anyone stop them?
I work all day long just to give her happiness.
You're a true lover, boss.
If anyone opposes, I will slap him.
Boss, stop. My bride is here.
Left. - Alright. I will take left.
Advance wishes for your wedding. We will leave.
Please wait, I'll be right back.
Sheila is waiting inside.
The marriage hall is nearby.
Give us a ride to our destination.
Put your entire burden on me..
..I'm here to carry your burden. He is taking advantage of me.
He is going to do love marriage.
Let the marriage take place first.
These days, love keeps fluctuating like mobile signal.
Don't take his side.
Girls are trustworthy.
They also run away from the wedding dais.
What if she turns out to be like one?
Why are you telling like this about her?
The one who got cheated in love will surely this.
What do you mean?
Look, all the girls cannot be like you.
Brother.
Sheila.
Brother, don't we look like Heer and Ranjha?
Ranjha was pelted with stones. Remember?
It won't happen with me.
She is very good.
There must be some good deeds of your previous birth..
..that you got such a beautiful girl.
Her eyes look like..
..as if she is very loyal.
Look, it is so true that I got goose bumps.
Thank you very much.
You will see sense when you're get cheated.
You are very cooperative, brother.
If Sheila had a real brother, even he wouldn't have helped so much.
Take your words back. Idiot.
Why are you screaming?
What to do?
I've started hating love.
Boys go to gym for hours to build six packs just to woo girls..
..but girls ruin their lives in just half-an-hour.
Will you become witness becoming her brother?
Stop calling me brother.
I start missing my sister.
Actually, there are two humans in me.
Oh, double role.
Like Ram and Shyam.
Not like Ram and Shyam..
..like Ram and Ravan..
..who can even set Lanka on fire.
Brother cracks good jokes, isn't it?
When she will make you a joker, you will realize.
Why are you behaving like this with them?
Because he is in love.
Why? Haven't you fallen in love? - The one I loved, she died.
Leave this topic and talk about some other topic, please.
Brother, turn on the radio.
Why? Will you make the damsel dance?
Turn on the radio. You look tense about something.
"You're my beloved."
"You're my darling."
"Of my love story..
..you are.. - Rubbish!
It was a wonderful song. Why did you change it?
I hate romantic songs.
"Girls play with hearts." - Wow, what a song!
It is wonderful. - "Don't talk about love."
"Love is fake." - I love this song.
"Love is fake."
Brother, did any girl cheat on you?
Sonu, have you gone mad?
What happened, Sheila?
I guess even your girl hates romantic songs.
Be quiet, brother.
What happened, Sheila?
Nothing. Don't annoy me. - Fight.
Even my friend's girlfriend cheated him in the morning. - Then tell us.
I'm very fond of betrayal love stories.
Can't you be quiet?
Sorry.
Brother, had you heard, you would've been alert.
It's a wonderful love story.
Let it be, brother. Sheila's mood got ruined.
Have you also been in love?
The girl ruined my desires.
Calm down, brother.
You're consoling me.
I hope I won't have to console you very soon.
My luck is not so bad.
Bombay rain, broken cot and a girl's character..
..never trust them.
Shall I tell you something? I have great faith on Sheila.
Love is like lottery these days.
You might win or also lose.
Traffic is more today, isn't it?
Not traffic. It's Varsova market.
Brother, isn't there any other shortcut?
There is no shortcut.
Shall we come along. - Be seated. I will clear the traffic and come.
Cheat. - Why is it crowded today?
Move.
Parvati, why are you walking nonstop?
Stop at the signal of love and take a u-turn.
Get away, you drunkard.
Parvati, don't leave me and go.
I spent everything for you..
..got ruined and become a drunkard.
Mother had refused..
..but I said..
..'mother, you are mine..
..but to woo Parvati, it took 25 years.'
You did wrong by ruining me.
You cheat, you will be ruined.
Did a girl break your heart like mine?
"Lose your senses by getting drunk and not falling in love."
You are right.
Shall I tell you a secret?
"She wonders on the streets."
"She makes a place in your heart."
"She doesn't want love."
"She wants money." - Wonderful.
"There are colors everywhere."
"There's music everywhere."
"The function is going on."
"No matter what, I won't stop."
"Oh, it is dirt of the hands."
"Oh, it is dirt of the hands."
Repeat!
My bag. Where is the bag?
Raja.
Pal!
Pal!
Forgive me, pal.
I won't do such mistake again.
Pal, I'm sorry.
Will you leave me and go?
I won't go, pal. I won't.
You should've asked me for how much ever money you wanted.
Pal, look there. The thief is there.
He is the one who stole our money.
The money was stolen? - Yes, pal.
Where was it stolen?
The hotel I went to in Bangkok..
He is the thief.
Sonu, come on hurry up.
What happened, darling? - The bag got lost.
What did you say? The bag got lost?
Yes, the strap got cut and it fell down somewhere.
Believe me, Sheila.
Okay. Then even you go away.
Hey Sheila, I swear on our true love.
I'm telling the truth, Sheila.
I stole that bag for you, isn't it?
Then where is the money?
Do one thing. Even you get lost like the bag.
Sheila, what about our marriage?
Try in the next birth.
You better find the bag in this birth.
Stop. You wretched woman.
You did it right, brother.
Slap is not enough for what she did.
Before cheating you, she'd cheated me too in love.
I loved you as much as you paid me.
Shame on you.
Do you fall in love or do business?
A Cyprian is better than you.
Is love only a game to you?
First with me, today, with him..
..I wonder with whom tomorrow.
You would've also auctioned your honor for money.
Darn it.
Because you look beautiful, will you cheat everybody?
Entrapping in the net of your beauty..
..wonder how many men you've slept with.
You pretend to love.
You turned out to be a professional cheat.
Open a training centre on cheating..
..you will make good money.
You are a blot on womanhood.
You showed desires of getting married, having children and..
..what not..
Don't I know..
..why you do all this? - Hey.
Every guy doesn't fall in love only for ***.
When he falls in true love with someone..
..he'll never be able to forget her all this life.
Look at him.
Even my condition was the same till today morning.
If a man cries..
..people think he is weak.
Why? Don't men get hurt?
Don't they have a heart? Don't men have feelings?
Why am I making you understand?
The one who's an expert in betraying how'll she understand anyone's pain?
You seem very cunning.
Hey, what love is, learn it from her.
She's not just a woman. She's Goddess of love.
I've become a demon.
To save her husband..
..putting her life at stake..
..she robbed 2 crores from the bank.
And I stole those 2 crores for you.
What? 2 crores. You got it?
Why didn't you tell me earlier?
Let's get married and settle down.
We will have a family, children.
We will be very happy.
You stole my money?
That too for this girl?
Listen. Listen to me.
Anu. Anu, listen.
I made a mistake. - Stop crying.
Whose bag is this?
Open it and see. - Okay.
Money. - We found the money.
Let go off me.
Finish him.
Come on.
Let go off me.
She's annoying.
Look front.
Get up.
Open your eyes.
He won't get up like this.
Splash water on his face.
Look at me.
Tell me.
What is it? Tell me.
Where is the phone?
Look at me.
Where am I?
I'm asking you about the phone.
Where is the minister's phone? Tell me.
It fell down in an accident.
What? Hey!
I didn't find it anywhere.
Hello. Tell me.
What happened, boss?
Raja is in our custody.
Whether or not he is in custody..
..recover my phone first.
You will also get the phone. Don't worry.
Give it to me.
He won't tell you about the phone politely.
There's a girl with him.
Make her the pawn and then see what happens.
But handle with care.
Because Raja is very smart.
If he is smart, I'm smarter.
I'm getting an idea. Hang up the phone or I will forget.
Hey. - No.
No. - I will count till 3..
If you don't tell me, I will shoot her.
Let go the girl.
1! - It is my mistake.
Punish me. Let her go.
Let her go. She didn't do anything. - Quiet.
She is innocent.
Hey, the hero is about to cut the rope and fight. Be careful.
Punish me.
3! - No!
What an emotion.
But the timing is wrong. She's still alive. Look.
You are seeing?
Anu.
Are you okay, Anu? - Akash?
Akash.
Anu. - Akash.
Hey.
Akash.
What scene is this?
Why is he embracing her? - Sir, she is my wife.
What? - Sir, she is my wife.
She is your wife? - I swear, she is my wife.
Then who is he to her? - I don't know, sir.
If she is your wife..
..then the 2 crores should be with her. - No.
Tell me fast, otherwise, I will thrash you.
Tell me. - Please let go off her, sir.
Forgive, sir. - Let go.
Hey. - No.
Tell them where the money is.
Otherwise, they will kill you. - I stole her money.
. I stole her money.
I stole her money.
Hey, you..
Look, I beg of you.
Tell them where the money is. - What melodrama is this?
Otherwise, they will kill us both.
Anu.
You ask him where the money is.
Please tell where the money is. - Get away from here.
What are you waiting for? Take him away.
She doesn't have the money.
Let go off her.
Give the money and save my wife, sir.
Even I don't have the money. - Otherwise, I'll go mad.
What's going on?
If you don't have the money then where is it?
My plan that took six months to make..
..you ruined it. It took six months.
My 2 crores.
It took lot of effort for me to make his plan.
But this idiot ruined it.
2 crores.
2 crores!
Akash! - Yes, I'm listening!
I'm your Akash.
You couldn't handle 2 crore, and you are a bank manager?
Akash, you cheated your wife!
Oh, I had forgotten.
You are my wife?
Give me the nuptial chain.
Are you satisfied now?
Akash, what are you saying?
Akash, I beg of you, please, don't do this.
Akash, no. - Move aside, you sully woman!
You'll die a dog's death!
You dare to abuse me?
No!
Hey!
Don't hit her! - Why shouldn't I?
Is she your sister that you are feeling so much pain?
When I'm not feeling anything, why are you bothered?
She loves you!
Love? Who will love that sully woman?
I loved her because of money.
I played a charade for 2 crores.
She is of no use to me now!
Hey!
How much did the minister say he would pay for the phone?
1 crore rupees.
Can't he raise it a little?
He is a MP.
Then ask 10 crores from him.
But where will we get that minister's phone?
This scoundrel..
I have a plan.
We'll make her MMS. - No!
Then we'll get the money as well as the phone. - No.
Nice idea, brother. - No, don't do that!
Don't do that, she is a nice girl.
This is a sin.
Don't play with her dignity.
We'll make a blue film and show it to you too. - No!
Leave her. - Come on, get back to work.
Pick her up and take her. - No.
No! - Leave her!
No! - Come on. - No!
Leave her!
Kill me, but leave her!
Leave her! - Why are you so concerned?
No!
You first robbed 2 crores..
..then you ruined my plan. - Leave her.
Come on, hurry up. - Impotent scoundrel!
Kill him!
No! No!
No!
No!
Sully woman!
The poster tore..
Kill that hero!
Come on!
I'm going.
Two months later.
Do you know how many zeros are in 2 crores?
Do you know how many zeros are in 2 crores?
Look at me.
Do you work like this?
Send them a legal notice today, we'll seize their property.
You tell me.
Will my loan pass?
I'll pass the loan, but you don't fail.
If you make a mistake.. - No.
Why have you tied a handkerchief on your head?
My head was aching..
If I tie it on my eyes, I won't be able to see.
Shall I tear this form?
If you tear the form, how will I open a mobile showroom?
In my dreams today..
..you were standing like a Goddess in front of me.
You gave me loan, I took it and I woke up.
Don't flatter me more or I'll cancel the loan.
I'm not lying.
You were wearing sleeveless blouse and plain sari..
..you were looking like..
..Deepika Padukone, Sania Mirza..
..Karina Khan, Madhuri Dixit who danced on item song..
..and sexy Sunny Leone. - Shut up!
What's your full name?
You'll pass the loan only if I tell it? - Yes.
Actually, earlier my name was chargeable battery.
My nick name was Memory Card.
Many people used to call me as 'Chhota Recharge'.
I got tired of it and..
..changed my name as Raja with lifetime validity.
Wow, what a name. - Thanks.
Raja, what else do you want?
I'll ask when the time comes.
It is good that we got money on time.
Or I would be in jail..
..and even you would've got punished. - You're right.
Thank God, whatever happened was for good.
Raja, what's your future plan?
You opened a shop, when will you marry?
What? Wedding?
If this useless guy gets a girl like you..
..only then I'll marry. - No one is available in the market.
I'm the only piece. Tell me if you agree with the proposal.
I agree!