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What am I doing? Well I'm glad you asked
Because quite honestly, I'm having a blast Actually ... it's quite the opposite
I ain't looking for fun, but I won't oppose it
I'm gonna sing you a song! Don't worry, it won't last for too much more
long What's it about?
Oh you'll see With a one, a two, a three!
Going to the bathroom really isn't fun Especially if you can't talk to anyone
Not that anyone's willing to have a conversation While you're trying to deal with your constipation
I don't mean to drone, but they won't pick up the phone
I feel so alone up here on my throne Wait, sorry, I'm gonna throw a fit
It's just boring when I'm trying to take a ...
Is it rude to sing about all these personal affairs?
I mean, not that anybody actually cares But, if you do, you don't have to listen
Ignoring is better than booing or hissing Crap, I just remembered my mom
She'll probably tell me, "THIS SONG IS WRONG!" Seriously though mother, don't have a fret
If your friends hear this they'll laugh I bet
Laughter, after all, is my goal That and taking the Browns to the "Super Bowl"
I think the ending is getting near No, it's definitely here
I can cross that off my list of things to do
I'm moving on to you now that I'm done with #2
If you liked my song, I'd love to know But if it was disgusting, trust me, I know
All that's left to do now that I've emptied my pipe
Is find some TP so that I can wipe