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Studies show
you have a better chance of living longer,
if you eat a Mediterranean diet,
drink a glass of red wine everyday
enjoy gardening
live on a mountain, [yodeling]
or are a woman.
You'll live longer
if you work near indoor plants.
Hispanic, and floss often.
If you live in the country,
do lots of yoga
are a married person,
and have 4 or more children.
If you occasionally indulge in dark chocolate
and are right-handed.
If you get along with your mother,
have a younger mother,
have a name that starts with A
and if you have a pet.
So it's simple if you happen to be
a buff right-handed yodeling country.
Mama's girl, unifile, named Ana
over the green thumb, sweet tooth and full house
and the unwavering respect for proper dental hygiene
then you could live longer.