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All right, time to start another
day of work here at the CC
office for this WONDERFUL
network...
It's the DBC 6 News at noon.
With Sally Bearfield.
Chuck Buckington.
And Simon Tornado, with the
weather.
Good afternoon.
I'm Chuckbuckington.
And I'm Sally Bearfield.
In today's top story
a recent migration of
insects has found their way
into one of the nation's most
beloved theme parks.
Recent visitors to Disneyland
had their plans spoiled by
thousands of locust.
resulting in the first full
closure of the park
since 2005.
Talk about a bug's life.
Wow, really? People were hurt.
In other news
police think they might have
a lead on the whereabouts
of the infamous
backseat murderer.
Sources say that he's
been seen wandering around
rest stops along the I-10.
So make sure you're keeping
those doors locked
at all times.
I always keep my doors locked.
Snow way he....
Really? Weather puns?
People were murdered.
How can he laugh??
In entertainment news...
Right...
"news."
Nothing says hard-hitting
journalism like finding out
what Miley Cyrus had for lunch.
......
It's ACTUALLY about what
Miley Cyrus had for lunch?
This guy is a joke...
Oh no, NO TIP?!
Too bad they didn't just
*** someone.
No one here would have
made a big deal about that..
Great, another spoiled
rich kid born with a silver
spoon in their mouth.
A cliffhanger... Big surprise...
"Beautiful."
Anyone can look beautiful
after 4 hours of hair & makeup.
We need to RISE up against
the media! Anyone reading this
come protest this station!!
Looks like they're trying to
stop me. Good luck suckers!
By the time you drag me out
of this office it'll be too late
I've started the REVOLUTION!
Knock all you want.
We're bringing this network
DOWN.
ENOUGH WITH THE
WEATHER PUNS TORNADO!
Please don't bring Will back.
He is literally the worst.
He should be struck
by lightning.
Oh, big bad security guard.
What's he gonna do!
What the hell, a gun?!
You're crazy!
No, they're getting in!
Bring down the
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BRING DOWN THE NETWORK!
BRING DOWN THE NETWORK!
BRING DOWN THE NETWORK!
BRING DOWN THE NETWORK!
BRING DOWN THE NETWORK!
BRING DOWN THE NETWORK!
BRING DOWN THE NETWORK!
BRING DOWN THE NETWORK!
BRING DOWN THE NETWORK!
BRING DOWN THE NETWORK!
BRING DOWN THE NETWORK!