Tip:
Highlight text to annotate it
X
Two for a pound, four for a pound.
What on earth are you doing?
-Five for a pound. -What are you doing?
-I'm doing like market speech you know, that's what they say -Why?
Well we are in a market stall, why are we doing this by the way?
Because of this Gendo,
the brand new 2012/2013, Liverpool FC football kit.
So what is so special about it then?
Well, I will have to refer to the official club statement, ah, there it is.
Marking a world first in football, the kit has been designed using War-Tech.
-Oh, so it has got like metal plates in it? -No listen.
A revolutionary apparel system designed by Warrior, at the heart of War-Tech lies Scafé,
an innovative anti-micro... an innovative fabric made with coffee grounds.
-So you're telling me that, that shirt is made of coffee? -Sixteen percent coffee.
That's not much coffee, that's still eighty four percent non-coffee.
That's more than your average football shirt Gendo.
It's a shirt, It's a football shirt, if anything there is more coffee in that because it is italian, the Inter Milan one.
Just...no.
-Well I've got a little test Gend that might just prove you wrong. -Bring it on.
Okay here we go.
We are going to create the perfect cup of coffee, substituting the coffee beans with bits of the shirts.
-So I have got Liverpool. -And I have got Inter.
Absolutely, we are going to blend this up, create a cup of coffee, and let the public decide which is more coffee-ish.
Tim, you can't go giving the public drinks made out of football shirts, it's unhealthy.
Gendo, they're not going to drink it, they are going to smell it and then they are going to decide which one is the best.
That is the most pointless and ridiculous challenge that I have ever heard...
...and I can't wait to beat you!
-Yes! -How are we going to score it? -Let's use that.
-Oh yeah I forgot that I made this perfect score board. -Exactly.
-How is yours looking? -My blend looks about ready.
-Shall we plunge? -Let's plunge.
Okay go.
-That is a good brew. -Good plunge, good plunge, looks pure.
-Look at the colour of mine compared to yours. -Your's does look...
-Mine does look coffee-ish. -There might be something in this.
Let's go.
That is hot.
Coffees to smell, get your coffees, two for a pou... no we're not selling them.
Sir would you mind smelling these for us?
All you have got to do is smell them and tell us which one smells the most like coffee.
Which one?
This one.
-Yes. -It's early days Tim.
That's one, you are always going to get one.
-That one. -Yes.
I don't even know.
That should be a point for me.
It's a white wash so far Gend, it's a land slide, it's a coffee slide.
Why don't people want to smell random drinks?
That one, or that one?
-That one. -Yes.
Good sniffing.
-Are you getting me at it? -No, no, no honestly, just smell them and see which one smells of coffee the most.
-That one. -Yes!
-Any kind of aroma? -Relegation maybe.
Relegation.
-How can you make t-shirts out of coffee blended? -Don't know, that's what he said.
Would you mind smelling these two coffees quickly?
Okay, thanks.
-Don't be persuaded by the colour of the water. -Don't even look at the colour.
-None. -None, there you go.
Tim, they are just football shirts.
Think you are in Italy.
What's the aroma you are looking for?
-That. -That one, can you believe it, four all.
I started so well, and now it is four a piece.
-The next one wins. -Alright deal.
Go for this one first, really have a good whiff, oooh yeah coffee.
-Now this one. -I think this one smells of coffee.
Yes, in your face Gendo.
-That is only because of the colour. -It's sixteen percent coffee.
-What this? This old thing, Liverpool five, Inter Milan four? -Means nothing.
Doesn't it? Are you sure it doesn't mean that science has once again prevailed?
-I don't know about that Timo. -Well I win, you lose.
-It has been fun though hasn't it. -Yeah it has been really good.
-The old market stall, we're quite good at this. -Yeah I know.
Well that is all we have got time for, but don't forget if you want to see more product reviews courtesy of KIT.
-then subscribe to COPA90 -Yeah see you next time.
-Bye. -Here take that.
-Cheers. -Cheers.
I can't believe I did that.
I had bits in mine.
-Take the stall down. -What?