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Hello beautiful people, and welcome to one of my first ever video blogs...
...in which I will be indulging you in the certain topic that is...
If you've been out the schooling system for so long that you can't remember what an assembly is, I'll inform you.
Basically... it's lots of teachers thinking they're quite cool and down with the kids.
and going... "Hey yeh, we're gonna put on this assembly, and we'll talk to the kids, urm, we'll say, don't do drugs..."
...and urm, don't fall out of trees, urm, and don't DIE!
...and *** like that.
They'll put it into a slideshow, and we can delight our kids with... PICTURES that we can't see because there's too much light on the screen...
Badly rushed together PowerPoints. So that's always nice.
She presented this amazing assembly which basically involved her, saying...
"Okay! now it's time for you to know about the International European Day of Languages!!!"... ha-ha-ha!... erm... yes.
urgh... yes, it's that exciting isn't it.
The reasons why they wanted to learn extra languages, they got this teacher up on the stage.
...he was from a different school, apparent our teachers weren't good enough.
HE was from Worthing High!...
You know you always hear bad stuff about schools... when actually when you go to them they're usually fine.
"Hey, hey. I heard that some guy, yeh from Worthin' College... woul, woul, woul, ye' know."
"...go into the woods yeh, at the back of the school... and then he'd like, err, he'd go and get some wood cutting material..."
"...and then he'd like chop up some trees, and he'd... SMOKE 'EM, n' then give it to his mates, and then he'd *** someone..."
"... and that's why that schools like a druggie place, and you shouldn't go there."
No, there isn't drug dealers there. No, there isn't all that other *** that they've just made up.
...unless you live in Redhill. Where there's plenty of drug dealers, at... Warrick School.
...wait hold on, am I allowed to say Warrick. OH DEAR, I've said it now!... d'oh.
And they got this teacher up there, and basically he said...
"The reason for having lots of different languages under your belt, is that you can say hello to people, without having to..."
"...*** about, and not use a phrase book!"
"I find it lovely, the fact that I can go on Facebook, and I can tal-"
You see this is the point where I though... 'hold on a moment, HOLD ON A MOMENT!... okay, don't bring Facebook into this...'
'...the reason why he's bringing Facebook into this is because he thought the only word they're going to understand is Facebook...'
'...everything else is gonna' be balls!... but this, Facebook, we're listening! Facebook, Facebook, where, where, social networking!?'
So he mentioned all of these people from his Facebook that he talks to "apparently"...
People from, Pakistan, and India, and France, and Spain, and Germany, and Italy, and Portugal, and Greek people, and all that jazz.
What I was thinking at this point is...
'he's just got himself mixed up with the 'Translate this Page' button on Facebook?'
Why?! Is there an 'Upside-down' language on Facebook? ...what where they thinking?
"Oh yeh! People have crappy screens and read their laptops upside-down! YEH that's a GOOD idea!"... URGGH!
Then my head of year, he came up and he said...
"The reason why that you should take languages, is that when you go to university...-" *if you go to university*...
"They'll be looking for that something about you."
What a cold?
I don't know... illness? ***/AIDS... yeh that would be a good thing to have about me!
NO!