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There!
I've jumped all the windows on the block-- Just today!
Heh. Of course, it's easy if you pick the right block.
Oh, hello.
You know what kind of window you should never try to jump?
The kind on the floor of a glass-bottom boat.
...So I said, "King Joe knows all!"
[ chuckles ]
Well, I gotta go.
You're back!
Oh, hello.
You know what kind of window you should...
...window...window...window...
[ grumbles ]
...and so, members of congress,
for all these reasons and more,
I urge you to ban window screens.
No.
No!!!!
Since I love window-jumping so much,
I signed up for a broken-glass-walking session
on Thursdays after school.
They just don't have that crisp flavor like the others do.
...instead of screens, the museum had steel bars!
Boy, was I surprised.
...as I was walking to my table in the cafeteria...
This is more than enough information
for my evil plan to work.
Right on time.
It's time for my broken-glass-walking session!
[ humming ]
[ gasps ]
¡Qué divertido!
Hmm...
[ chuckles ]
[ beeping ]
[ beeping ]
[ gasps ]
[ beeping ]
What's up?
I dare you to crawl across the cafeteria
with this slice of pizza in your pants.
What do I get for doing it?
Mmm... $20?
How about I...
get to keep the pizza?
Deal!
[ beeping ]
[ screaming ]
Mmm!