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Because of this stupid bill, Kim now thinks I cheated on her with this Sandy girl.
I don't understand that.
What's not to understand?
Because of a phone number?
It's from a female stripper!!
No, the point is that I had already cheated on her once.
True! With her cousin.
Could we stick to the point?
Which would be?
Man, how I can convince Kim that I didn't cheat on her!
Well, the proof is right here.
'In case you're ever in the mood for a private strip…'
'In case you're ever in the mood' means you hadn't been in the mood yet.
That's walking on pretty thin ice, if you ask me.
Why is that walking on thin ice?
People, this is the number of a female stripper who works in a strip club, okay?
Kim found it when she went through my pockets...
Anyway, I told her that I would meet up with a couple of buddies which means I have already lied to her.
I don't understand that in the first place. Why didn't you tell her the truth from the very beginning?
Man, I did!
But she didn't believe me because of my knee injury.
She thought I lied because I can't dance at all...
... and after she found the number, it was over anyway.
Then you weren't convincing enough.
Not convincing enough!?
You know, I said "Baby, I'm in a male striptease group, actually more passively..
... than anything else, but I was in that strip joint because we have to practice." That's how I said it!
Sound plausible to me.
Thanks.
I wouldn't have believed him either.
Well??
Then it's obvious.
We'll have to show her that he told the truth.
Oh yeah? And how?
By showing her.
By showing her what?
Well, the strip.
And how is that supposed to work? You already saw that Emilio can't dance.
It doesn't matter. This concerns my wife. Sascha is right. We'll show her.
Man, people. My marriage is at stake here.
And I wouldn't have far to the clinic from there.
And notary fees and broker's commission will be added to the purchase price?
No, the commission is already included.
Well, I'm sure.
Sure, me too.
Absolutely! If they like the house, they'll buy it.
And you really don't care?
During dinner, it sounded totally different.
Well, it was just because Dana hadn't included me in their consideration.
She simply made that decision with Ricky and whether I would want to move out didn't even matter.
You would rather live in a flat share than with them together with ***, with a backyard...?
Oh, so suburban.
Honestly, I always considered you pretty suburban. I mean...
... somewhere underneath all your pink.
Hello? I married a woman so she could get joint custody of my child which was fathered by her husband.
'Suburban' is a bit different, isn't it?
Very true.
So, let Dana move into that little house with Ricky.
That's not for me, but...
... it suits them.
And how will you arrange all that with ***?
Half-half.
Three/four days, *** will stay with me and three/four days with them. And...
... then we'll see.
Yes, and what if he'll like it better at their house one day because he'll have his own room?
Say, could you stop painting everything black?
That was a very realistic question.
I have no idea.
We'll find a solution.
Give me that sheep!
You know, I just want him to be honest and to tell me the truth.
I'm sure he tried.
But knowing you, you probably didn't even let him get a word in edgewise.
You're here. Very good!
OUT!
No! I'll prove to you now that I didn't lie.
Boys, come on in!
What...?
Hey! -- Hello!
Andi still has back problems and you be careful with your knee.
I don't give a ***. This concerns something totally different.
Awesome house!
It's a bit on the outskirts, right?
Yes, but, therefore, in the middle of the countryside. And it's only five minutes walking distance to the Rhine.
And we thought we could set up a guest room for you down here so you can always come visit.
If I ever need some peace and quiet.
Or more often.
Yeah, we'll see.
I'm sure *** will love it.
All I'm saying is that it's still a long way.
Yeah, we'll manage.
Where did you guys come from?
We tried to convince Kim that we're a male striptease group.
Okay, that's already more information than I want to hear.
Why would you want to convince Kim that you're strippers?
Well, because she thinks that Emilio cheated on her with Sandy.
Who's Sandy?
A female stripper from the strip club.
She just helped us with some pointers for our performance.
But it wasn't very successful. Sorry, I have to work.
Kim?
Leave me alone!
I know it wasn't a successful performance, but we're a real male striptease group.
Not a successful performance?
That was the most embarrassing thing I have ever seen!
Like chickens with their heads cut off.
I thought everyone for himself danced pretty well.
You don't seriously want to tell me that you guys have ever performed together on stage?!
Yes, today at the strip club. I mean, for practice.
Sure, for practice.
I don't know what's worse:
That you're lying to me or that all your friends are going along with it.
What – ?
Just leave it, eh! I don't want to hear any more.
But that's not fair.
I think it's better if you sleep on the couch today.
Or wait, I think it's better if you don't sleep at all today and think about your life instead.
Yes, how it will continue without me.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Okay, we'll start on three.
One, two and...
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, Stop!
Emilio! Where did you go? Concentrate a bit.
Watch the others.
No problem. It's just that I'm wearing Andi's clothes, my knee hurts, I'm weeks behind in training and now Kim, she...
Okay... from the top.
Thank you.
And now he actually tells me that he's AGAIN going to a strip club today.
And? Will you go there?
To watch him making out with this Sandy girl?
No, most certainly not!
Kim, I met the guys at NoLimits last night. All of them confirmed Emilio's story.
Yeah, they obviously have to stick together. Men do that all the time.
They've probably all got something going there.
Would you please think this through?
What do you want to do? Do you want to leave Emilio just because someone slipped him a phone number?
Or do you trust your husband and will watch him while he gets undressed in front of other men?
And women!
Yes, and women! But I mean, that's just the point of a striptease.
Or do you have a basic problem with the fact that Emilio is learning how to strip?
Hey!
Maybe this has also got its positive sides?!
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!
MAN!!! -- What???
Emilio, listen. Maybe it would be best if you'd first try the steps with Sandy, okay?
And the others, go back to the beginning.
Can we start?
One, two, three.
In all seriousness, what the hell was that *** with your mobile number?
What do you mean?
What do I mean?
Do you know the problems I had with my wife because she thinks we've got a thing going?
That's terrible. How can I make it up to you?
I don't know.
You need to loosen up.
Always move from the hips.
If she's already jealous, then we could at least give her a reason, hmm?
Looks like Emilio's slowly but surely got it, right?
Yeah, he's really good.
Too bad he probably won't even be able to participate due to his injured knee.
If you want, I can show you some private moves later on.
I really appreciate your offer, Sandy, but...
... what applies to Emilio also applies to me.
Man, it really seems all good men are either married or gay.
People, my wife is here. I... um...
Hey!
Thanks for coming.
Do you believe me now?
Hi, I'm Sandy.
Hey!
So you really exist.
I told you I was married.
Yes, but the way you so lovingly spoke of her, I thought you invented her.
Sorry, the thing with my mobile number really wasn't on purpose. I...
... didn't want to cause you any problems.
It's okay.
Yeah...
Good performance, by the way.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for having been stubborn...
... ignorant...
... a stupid cow! -- A stupid cow!
Can you forgive me?
I love you!
Me, too!