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Hi, is this the enemy?
Could you please stop the war for a moment?
COULD YOU PLEASE STOP THE WAR FOR A MOMENT!
Yes, I can hear you now
I wanted to ask you something...
ehm... Will you move forward tomorrow?
at what time?
Then when?
Sunday?
But at what time?
at seven we're all sleeping already.
Couldn't you move forward in the afternoon?
after the soccer
Yeah... Will there be many of you coming?
Whoah! So brutal
I'm not sure we'll have bullets enough for all of you.
Well, we will shoot them, and you share them out.
Yesterday came this spy of yours.
Agustín, that small one, wearing that beautiful scarf.
He took the maps from the ammunition depot... Tell him to bring them back, we only have those ones.
Ok, so make him prepare a photocopy and bring them back.
Yeah, because now we can't find the ammunition depot.
Alright, and...
Could you stop the war for an hour or so?
Because our cannon got stuck...
Yeah, the sargent, he decided to stick his head in during the review
and now he can't get it out...
he's alive, we can hear him
he says: "get me out of here!"
and we tried with soap, that turned his hair blonde
but he won't get out
maybe you are right, maybe shooting he will come out.
we didn't think of that
ok then, so we do as agreed?
alright.
see you on sunday, have a good killing!
Hi, is this the arm factory?
can I talk with Mr Emilio, the engineer?
Yeah, put him on the phone.
It's the army here.
Mr Emilio, I want to make a complaint.
from the six cannon you shipped yesterday, two came without a hole.
well, we are shooting with the bullet outside.
that is, when one presses the trigger, another guy runs carrying the bullet
yeah, but he gets tired and drops it.
actually we don't quite know where, they never come back.
don't you just sell the holes alone?
ok then, send me two for payment at delivery.
maybe three, just in case one gets lost.
alright...
eh... another issue
the submarine you shipped yesterday
color's fine, but it doesn't float
nope, we threw it to the bottom of the sea and it didn't rise yet.
so it was a ship? after all that effort to sink it...
of course, but with those prices you'd send at least a manual!
no, please send another one, this one will be rather wet.
I also wanted to ask, how much is for the machine guns?
and how much if we buy two?
we don't have, we are using a common rifle and a stuttering guy to shoot it.
yeah, but it's not the same, it doesn't kill that much.
we don't have tanks either, we are using a fiat 600
with a midget driving
instead of shooting, he insults.
well, he doesn't kill, but he demoralizes.
and in airborne we only have a paratrooper, but you can use them only once...
because we throw them with nothing.
for cost saving, they go empty handed
we don't have cavalry either, we are teaching gallop to the rudest ones
well then, you will send me...
two missiles
economic model
an antiaircraft cannon
you put it on my list
no no, in my list to pay at the end of the month.
and.....
and basically, assorted bullets
well...Oh! I wanted to ask...
ehm, a soldier of us, by the name of Julito went to buy an aircraft
his father is the fishmonger
he has a sister to be married
she has a mole on the hip
as you move up on the right
yeah, put him on the phone
Julito, ¿did you sit on the captain's horse?
a brown horse, with flies.
look under you, check if you have it.
well bring it back, everybody goes galloping and the captain goes behind running
and come back fast, we are waiting for you to move forward.
no, the commander says we go all together or we don't go at all
alright, we will leave your part aside, and you move it forward on your own.
ok, bye.
yes
Ah, did you go out with an spy...
yeah, you thought she was a blondie, well he's an spy.
alright, do whatever you want.
ok, come back soon, bye.
yeah, I'm gonna call the commander to tell him I already called.
How are you my commander?
Are you...don't you say!
so then...So the tank
was wrongly parked and it was taken by the tow truck?
I think it's best if we finish the war, while we go search for everything
they crushed us pretty bad
alright, I'll go to my home
if there's something up, write me and I'll come back.
bye.
They're doing well, they already kick and eat fodder.