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***!
Hi.
Is this the um...
...The *** advice helpline?
My name's Sarah,
how may I help you?
S-S-Sarah...? Isn't that a woman's name?
I am woman.
Oh... Ok then.
What's your problem? I'm-I'm sorry. I didn't mean to- Why'd you call for?
Well I'm scared, you see...
I think... erm... I'm getting used-
Is your boyfriend abusing you, Sir?
Oi! I'm not gay!
Raaaaht... Are you sure about that?
I mean, how did you manage to get a girlfriend?
You're not even FIT 'N' DAT!
Oi! You can't even see me? I can see you right now- What?!-
Do you think I'm pretty?
What? I- Do you think I'm pretty?!
I... I can't see you... Yes?
So erm...
My girlfriend keeps on buying me expensive gift and pressuring me for... sex... I-
So what's the problem? *** HER!
I erm... Are you a ***?
I erm- what? Are you a ***?
Are you a ***?!
I'm not a ***!
ARE YOU A ***?! I'M NOT A ***!
Erm... How...? Why would you...? Can you help me then? No.
Then what was the point of talking to you?! You called.
Can I talk to someone else? Perhaps your manager?!
I don't know about... Debra? Yes?
This *** wants to talk to you! His girlfriend keeps buying him expensive gifts
so he has sex with her!
Right, well, Sir, how may I help you?
Right erm... I hear you give
I hear you give *** advice help
to young teenagers, right? Erm... No. What?!
No, I'm just twisting your knickers.
Right... ok.
Can you help me?
Well... uh...
Have sex with the girl? I can't she' so ugly.
Seems like the perfect pair! Ok. Bye!
Hi babe...
Erm...
What you doing? No just- No! No! NO!
Hi guys, hope you enjoyed that video.
I made that video with my friend Joe.
Joe
g-get up now.
We're just good friends.
Right, we made this video in Sixth Form college which was good, wasn't it? Was it? Yeah it were good.
Uh... Anything you want to say to my audience? Hello!
How are ya?
I'll link you his channel 'cause since his username is name username:
Joe Davis
Yeah... That's pretty much it.
Comment. Like and - they changed the rate so it's not Like any more it's rate. Comment. Like And Subscribe!
There's stuff there.
Same to his channel.
And that's ooh-
Yeah that's uh
Yeah... That's pretty much it. Geeks 'R' Kool. That's my thing. Geeks 'R' Kool. I like geeks. I like geeks too.
I'm such an awkward Being you know that? So am I!
Just like mix two awkwards together and you get nothing!
'Cause normally when I make a video
I get ready. Think of something and do it.
Is that pretty much it?
Are sure you don't want to talk to them a bit more
because they don't know you 'cause you're like some random stranger- What should I say?
I don't know- know any jokes. I don't know any jokes.
I'm not a jokey person but- I know some jokes but they're
Really like sick.
So...
That is all.
Bye!