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What do you think?
Guys, you just keep doing Asian food. I want to make money.
I want you guys to make money because then I make money.
Asians right here, whole country. Lets get big, lets get bigger. Huge market
out there. Lauren, come on. You know rice, everyone else
loves rice. Milk, cereal, done.
It's just the more "American" way to do it. Oh my god, who doesn't love bacon?
Starbucks. It's the White mans boba tea. It really is.
But scott, what about the Asians?
How many more songs can you make about boba?
Bubble tea, bubble, bubble, bubble tea Bubble tea, bubble, bubble, bubble tea
Bubble tea, bubble, bubble, bubble tea Yea we made another song about bubble tea!
Put that boba here, yeah then make it pop! Then pour it out, boba on the rocks
Up and down, trading bobas like stocks So many bobas in ya mouth you can barely talk
Make the boba pop you feel all the juice flow out
Squirt a lil bit on my collar 'fore i go out Finna show out, lookin like salmon eggs
I'm a pop pop pop, taste the fruity-ness
Bubble tea, bubble, bubble, bubble tea Bubble tea, bubble, bubble, bubble tea
Bubble tea, bubble, bubble, bubble tea
Poppin pearls, the hottest thing in bubble tea!
The hottest thing, the hottest thing in bubble tea
We got the pop hit, for the ladies
I love the way the boba tastes It's poppin, it's poppin!
How the f*** did juice get inside? It's magic! It's magic!
I'm poppin pearls every second, every hour If you're over twenty one you can make a boba
sour and take a boba shower
Give you things cuz i love you girl pop that oyster now you gotta a popping Pearl
You give me that kind of bubbles I really wanna know how it's made
Is it an ancient Chinese secret? Never get enough, I can't stay away
It's a toppin so, so top ya favorite froyo And instagram a filtered photo
It'll solve society's problems And bring world Peace, it's so awesome
So don't you worry, we know that This is a silly song we must admit it
Anotha boba song dunno how we did it They say that these are gimmicks
But tell me how can this be wrong When this is just our lives?
Why do we do so many boba songs? What would make us? What possessed us, to
do these boba songs? David this song is cool, but it's not crazy
enough. Lets get turnt up with some robot sounds!!
Oooohhh Dubstep Boba
Bring in some dancers bring in some girls
and other things that go really viral Why's it called dubstep?
I don't know, but it comes from England But more importantly it sounds really crazy
Plus it makes you feel real crazy Look at this, that's real crazy
What do you think?
Did you like that part
How'd the girls get in here?
I liked it, I liked it, but lets compromise. What about quinoa?
What is that?
It's like rice, it's rice
Oh you mean QUIN-NO-A
Is that Asian?
Kee-waaaaaaah?