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Nopal: Doctor, why did you call me here today? Psych: Nopal, I have called you here to discuss
your relationship with Errotica Cane.
Psych: Errotica, don't you see that these are manifestations of remorse, guilt and self-delusion?
Errotica: I beg your pardon, Doctor. I think you have a problem with delusionment, deusionmint, oh whatever the hell it's called!
You have your nerve, and I'm not paying for this session!
Psych: Nopal, are you aware that Errotica thinks you're trying to kill her?
Nopal: Doctor, with all due respect, if I haven't killed her by now...
Errotica: I've been such an exemplary golden treasure in her feeble little lifetime...
Psych: She is not convinced it was a dream. Nopal: She's alive isn't she?
Errotica: I've been cursed with this magnificent body-
Psych: Nopal, from a perspective point of view, how do you believe that Calmly and Errotica actually got together?
Nopal: I'm sure she made him an offer he couldn't refuse...
Errotica: What was I to do? He's my best friends husband, I didn't want to hurt his feelings.
Psych: Nopal, how have you two managed to remain friends? Nopal: She's like an octopus doctor. The more you pull away
the more she sucks on.
Errotica: You know, men can't keep their hands off me. Nopal: She was sleeping with him for how long?
Errotica: Can't you see how I suffer! Nopal: Errotica Cane can't keep her hands off of anything male-
Errotica: Men! Oh doctor, did you say something?!
Psych: Nopal, why did you give Errotica the dye for her face when she went to see Kathy Lee and Hoda?
Nopal: Doctor, revenge is a dish best eaten cold.
Errotica: I see you sitting there writhing in your chair as you look at me.
Errotica: My libido is at an all time low.
Psych: Do you know Errotica's real name? Nopal: Come to think of it, no. And I haven't questioned it,
God knows the name fits. Errotica: You're an animal! You're all animals!
Nopal: Regardless Doctor, even if I don't want to be Errotica's friend, if she wants to be my friend and I go in the opposite
direction, she'll follow close behind.
Psych: Nopal, I believe Errotica is suffering from guilt because she slept with you ex husband.
Nopal: Doctor, I don't think she's suffering from that. Errotica: And I explained to her that she is a very frigid woman
And that didn't help matters any. Nopal: And of course I have no idea why she'd be feeling this way,
It's not like I've chased her with a knife. God knows the idea has come to me a few times, Vermont being one of them.
Nopal: Oh! Oh Doctor!! Psych: Nopal, you're a very nice looking woman.
Psych: You know, normally when I finish a session with Errotica, we spend an hour or two afterwards doing physical therapy.
Psych: Would you be interested in that? Nopal: I think I'm getting a clearer picture of why she swears by
your methods Doctor. Errotica: Doctor, Doctor wake up!
Errotica: Wake up! It's time for my physical therapy. Come to Errotica.
Nopal: Ha, physical therapy my- Errotica: Oh, Doctor!!