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>> WE'RE HAVING A GIRLS' WEEKEND
IN THE HAMPTONS.
>> I SPENT ALL WEEKEND LOOKING
AT HOUSES FOR US TO GO SEE, AND
NOW YOU WANT TO PULL OUT AT THE
LAST MINUTE?
>> I FEEL BAD FOR HIM.
>> I GET CRUCIFIED FOR
EVERYTHING.
>> WHOO!
>> CAN I JUST FEEL THAT?
>> NO, IT'S...
>> SOMETHING'S GOING ON.
>> I'M SURE LEILA'S GONNA TELL
YOU GUYS, BUT SHE'S FOUR WEEKS
LATE.
>> ARE YOU READY TO DO IT?
>> IF THIS TEST IS POSITIVE, MY
FUTURE WILL CHANGE FOREVER.
>> REALLY KICK LIKE THE
ROCKETTES!
>> THAT WAS MY GOAL IN LIFE!
>> WELL, YOU'RE DOING IT NOW.
>> IT'S ALL COMING TOGETHER.
>> THREE, TWO, ONE.
JUST JOG IT OUT.
>> GOOD. THANK YOU.
>> YAY.
>> GOOD CLASS.
>> THANKS, KEL. THAT WAS GREAT.
>> SO, IT'S MIDWAY THROUGH THE
SUMMER, AND I CAN'T BELIEVE NONE
OF US GIRLS HAVE BEEN OUT TO THE
HAMPTONS AS A GROUP.
JUST LIKE A GETAWAY WEEKEND.
>> AND, YOU KNOW, THIS WEEKEND
IS SUPER SATURDAY.
I'M WORKING, AND DEVORAH FROM
SOCIAL LIFE MENTIONED THAT SHE
WOULD LOVE TO HAVE US OUT.
>> EVERY YEAR IN THE HAMPTONS,
THERE'S THIS WONDERFUL SHOPPING
EVENT FOR CHARITY CALLED
SUPER SATURDAY THAT BENEFITS
OVARIAN CANCER.
I'M SURE MARIANNE WILL COVER IT.
LET'S TRY TO GET ALL THE GIRLS
TOGETHER IN THE HAMPTONS,
AND WE'LL STAY AT THE
SOCIAL LIFE HOUSE.
I JUST WANT ALL THE GIRLS TO
BEHAVE.
>> WELL, THAT'S NOT GONNA
HAPPEN.
[ CHUCKLES ]
>> ***?
>> [ GROWLS ]
>> UH-OH. I HEAR DADDY.
I HEAR DADDY.
>> WHAT'S UP, GUYS?
OH, YEAH. HI!
[ SMOOCHES ] WHAT'S UP, ROME?
>> SO, LISTEN, I HAVE TO TELL
YOU SOMETHING.
I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU SERIOUS.
>> OH, BOY. SAY, "OH, BOY."
WHAT DO YOU GOT TO SAY, MOM?"
>> UM, I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE
WITH RAINA.
SHE TOLD ME THAT SHE RENTED
THIS BIG CAR.
SHE WANTS TO PICK ME UP, AND
WE'RE HAVING A GIRLS' WEEKEND IN
THE HAMPTONS.
>> KIND OF MESSED UP.
I SPENT ALL WEEKEND LONG LOOKING
AT HOUSES FOR US TO GO SEE, AND
NOW YOU WANT PULL OUT?
>> I WANT TO SEE THE HOUSES.
I WISH MAYBE WE WOULD HAVE --
>> WHAT'S THE PRIORITY, THOUGH?
>> YOU GUYS ARE A PRIORITY, BUT
THIS IS A PRIORITY ALSO.
I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO
JUSTIFY WHAT -- I'M NOT SAYING,
LIKE, WHAT'S MORE IMPORTANT.
I'M NOT SAYING THAT THEY'RE --
>> HEY. HEY.
>> I'M JUST SAYING...
>> [ WHISTLES ]
>> IT'S JUST A WEEKEND.
>> COME ON, MAN. THIS IS [BLEEP]
>> GIVE ME A BREAK, DUDE.
>> YOU ARE GETTING A BREAK.
YOU'RE GOING, RIGHT?
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY?
IT SUCKS. IT'S BULL [BLEEP]
I SPENT ALL WEEK LONG LOOKING AT
HOUSES, TRYING TO DO SOMETHING.
NOW YOU WANT TO GO PLAY WITH
YOUR SINGLE FRIENDS?
IF I DID THAT TO YOU, THOUGH,
YOU'D BE PISSED.
I PROBABLY WOULDN'T EVEN BE
GOING.
>> [ CRIES ]
>> NO, NO, NO. BUP, BUP, PAH.
>> TAKING THE DOG FOR A WALK.
HE NEEDS TO GO TO THE BATHROOM.
>> HE JUST WENT OUT.
>> HE NEEDS TO PEE AGAIN.
>> OKAY, SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING
IS YOU'RE GONNA LEAVE AND LEAVE
ME AT HOME ALONE.
>> GET READY FOR YOUR TRIP.
I WOULD GET READY FOR YOUR TRIP.
YOU HAVE A BUSY WEEKEND.
I'D START PACKING NOW, RIGHT?
>> GREAT. THANKS, CHRIS.
>> HOW ARE YOU DOING?
SO GLAD TO SEE YOU.
>> HI.
I CAME TO GET --
[ LAUGHS ]
>> DID YOU GET A NEW JOB?
>> [ Chuckling ] NO.
>> ARE YOU SURE?
>> I DON'T DRESS UP EVERY DAY.
[ CHUCKLES ]
>> THOSE SHORTS MAY HAVE FIT YOU
WHEN YOU WERE ABOUT 8 YEARS OLD.
>> I'M DRESSED DOWN TODAY.
>> HONEY, I KNOW, BUT THERE'S
DRESSING DOWN.
THERE'S DRESSING...DOWN.
UM, I THINK THAT YOU'RE GETTING
A LITTLE BIT LAZY IN YOUR
PERSONAL STYLE.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE EVIL FASHION
GODFATHER?
OKAY. YOU HAVE A BIG JOB.
YOU'RE IN THE PUBLIC EYE.
>> I DON'T WEAR THIS TO WORK.
>> HONEY. WELL...
>> AND THIS IS COOL.
LIKE SIENNA MILLER.
>> EVEN KATE MOS-- [ CHUCKLES ]
EVEN KATE -- LOOK. LOOK.
LOOK, MISS MODEL OFF DUTY.
THEY WEAR BALENCIAGA.
>> IT'S MODEL OFF DUTY.
>> MM-HMM.
NO, IF YOU WERE AN
18-YEAR-OLD MODEL OFF DUTY AND
THESE FIT.
>> THIRTY...SEVEN'S NOT OKAY?
>> I MEAN...IT'S...
>> I CUT THEM MYSELF.
>> WELL, AND YOU DID A GOOD JOB.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
>> I WON'T DO IT EVER AGAIN.
>> SO, TELL ME WHAT WE'RE
DRESSING HERE FOR.
>> SUPER SATURDAY IN THE
HAMPTONS.
NICE DINNER IN THE HAMPTONS AND
THEN ONE, LIKE --
>> 'CAUSE I CAN CUT UP SOME
JEAN SHORTS OR SOMETHING IF YOU
WANT THAT, TOO.
>> EVERY SUMMER IN THE HAMPTONS,
THERE'S A BIG CHARITY EVENT
CALLED SUPER SATURDAY, AND I'M
DOING THE RED CARPET FOR
IN TOUCH, SO I RELY ON MARK TO
KEEP ME FABULOUS.
>> LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT, HERE.
>> I LIKE THAT.
WHAT CAN I WEAR FOR HEELS?
>> WE COULD ADD SOMETHING THAT
ACTUALLY IS APPROPRIATE FOR THE
HAMPTONS.
YOU'RE WEARING A FULL-LOOK
CELEBRITY.
AREN'T YOU FEELING, LIKE...
>> COOLER.
>> A LITTLE BIT COOLER, A LITTLE
BIT MORE TOGETHER?
OKAY, SO HERE'S MY GIFT TO YOU.
>> I LOVE THAT.
>> ...AND MY LOAN TO YOU.
>> THANK YOU.
>> [ SMOOCHES ]
>> THANK YOU!
>> I THINK I'M GONNA DO
"PLAY DATE."
PURPLE.
>> [ SIGHS ] OKAY.
>> HELEN, WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE
COLOR?
RED? VERY RUSSIAN OF YOU.
THE RUSSIANS LIKE THE RED.
>> I'M SO IN A WEIRD PLACE.
>> WHY? WHAT'S UP?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
CHRIS JUST YELLED AT ME.
>> I'M SO HAPPY I DON'T HAVE TO
DEAL WITH ANY OF THAT.
>> YOU WILL DEAL WITH IT.
>> SO, WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
>> WE WERE SUPPOSED TO GO
HOUSE-HUNTING IN JERSEY, BUT I
SAID, "THERE'S A GIRLS' WEEKEND
IN THE HAMPTONS.
WOULD IT BE SO BAD IF WE DIDN'T
LOOK AT HOUSES THIS WEEKEND?
BECAUSE THERE'S A LOT OF EVENTS
THAT I SHOULD BE AT."
>> BUT HE NEEDS TO TAKE IT,
LIKE, FROM YOUR PERSPECTIVE --
THAT YOU'RE NOT IGNORING HIM.
PERHAPS HE THINKS YOU'RE
IGNORING HIM.
>> LOOK AT THE TEXT MESSAGES.
LIKE, HE'S BEING SUCH A ***.
>> "I EFFING REGRET EVERY NICE
THING I SAID ABOUT YOU."
THIS IS YOU?
"YOU ACTED LIKE SUCH A JERK."
CHRIS' TEXT MESSAGES WERE
SORT OF LIKE "SORRY, BABE.
I DIDN'T MEAN THAT, AND I
SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID IT THAT
WAY," AND LEIGH'S ARE "EFF YOU"
THIS AND "HOW DARE YOU SAY"
THAT.
LEIGH, THAT'S PRETTY HARSH.
>> OKAY.
>> "...I ASKED SO NICELY WHAT
THE DEAL WAS."
>> HE'S SO PASSIVE. IT'S LIKE --
>> "I'LL TAKE ROME ALL WEEKEND."
DUDE, I FEEL BAD FOR HIM.
>> OH, MY GOD.
I SHOULDN'T LET YOU READ IT.
>> "YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SO
MEAN."
>> RAINA, I'M TELLING YOU, HERE,
THAT I'M HAVING A HARD TIME WITH
CHRIS, AND YOU'RE SIDING WITH A
DUDE?
JUST SHUT UP, LISTEN TO WHAT I'M
SAYING, AND AGREE WITH ME 'CAUSE
YOU'RE MY FRIEND.
>> BUT LISTEN, I KNOW WHAT YOU
SAID TO HIM, WHICH IS HARSH AND
CURSING, AND HE'S BEING PRETTY
CIVIL, IT SOUNDS LIKE.
>> SO I'M A VILLAIN.
EVERYONE TAKE FREAKING CHRIS'
SIDE.
>> HE SOUNDS LIKE A PEACH TO ME.
>> NO. NO, NO, NO.
RAINA, YOU'RE READING IT WRONG.
I'M TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW.
IT'S NOT THE WAY IT IS.
TRUST ME WHEN I TELL YOU.
>> LEIGH CAN BE A REAL BULLY.
I'VE RECEIVED THE BULLYING.
I KNOW SHE CAN THROW SOME MAJOR
ZINGERS.
I HAD LUNCH WITH JORDANA
YESTERDAY, AND SHE GOES, "I'VE
KNOWN LEIGH SINCE SHE'S 8 YEARS
OLD, AND SHE WAS THE BIGGEST
BULLY IN THE TOWN."
>> SO?
>> "AND EVERYONE WAS SCARED OF
HER."
>> I DON'T NEED TO HEAR THAT I'M
A BULLY WHEN I'M COMING TO YOU
AND BREAKING DOWN.
>> BUT I DON'T KNOW THE WHOLE
STORY, SO I'M NOT TRYING TO...
>> [ SNIFFLES ]
[ Voice breaking ] I GET
CRUCIFIED FOR EVERYTHING.
[ SNIFFLES ]
LIKE I'M SO BAD.
I'M SO BAD.
HE REALLY GIVES ME A HARD TIME
CONSTANTLY.
IT'S, LIKE, "ENOUGH.
I'VE HAD IT."
>> BUT YOU HAVE TO LEARN HOW TO
COMMUNICATE SO YOU DON'T GET
HERE EVERY OTHER DAY.
I WAS GIVING LEIGH MY HONEST
OPINION, GIRLFRIEND TO
GIRLFRIEND.
NO B.S.
THIS IS HOW I SEE IT, AND I
THOUGHT THAT LEIGH WAS IN THE
WRONG, AND I TOLD HER SO, AND
THAT REALLY UPSET HER.
>> JUST FRUSTRATING.
>> BUT FROM EVERYBODY ELSE'S
PERSPECTIVE --
>> PEOPLE THINK HE'S THE
GREATEST GUY IN THE WORLD, AND
IT'S, LIKE --
>> PERHAPS CHRIS DOESN'T SEE
THIS SIDE OF YOU ALL THAT OFTEN.
>> HE SEES THIS SIDE OF ME.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF RAINA
UNDERSTOOD THAT I WAS REALLY
GOING THROUGH SOMETHING.
>> I MEAN, IT'S ALL GOOD, RIGHT?
>> [ EXHALES DEEPLY ]
IT WAS JUST ONE TIME.
JUST ONE TIME, I HAD TO CRY,
AND, YOU KNOW, I GOT FIVE
SECONDS OF IT IN, BUT...GEEZ.
IT WAS ONE TIME I NEEDED TO
TALK.
>> OKAY!
♪ LET'S GO ♪
♪ WE DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY ♪
♪ LET'S GO ♪
♪ WE'RE BRINGING IT ON TODAY ♪
[ ALL CHEER ]
>> I WRITE FOR A MAGAZINE CALLED
SOCIAL LIFE MAGAZINE, AND MY
BOSS, DEVORAH, HAS THIS GORGEOUS
HOUSE IN THE HAMPTONS.
IT'S CALLED THE SOCIAL LIFE
HOUSE, AND SHE'S INVITED ALL OF
US OUT FOR A WEEKEND AWAY TO THE
HAMPTONS.
>> HI.
>> GREAT TO SEE YOU.
THANK YOU FOR HAVING US.
THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL.
>> COME ON IN.
>> THANK YOU.
THANKS FOR HAVING US HANG FOR
THE WEEKEND.
>> YEAH, THIS IS GONNA BE THE
BEST WEEKEND EVER.
>> LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL THE
STAIRCASE IS.
>> IT WAS BEAUTIFUL, AND I JUST
KNEW BEHIND THOSE BEAUTIFUL
DOORS AWAITS A BEAUTIFUL POOL
WITH A GIANT KITCHEN, AND I'M
NOT GONNA BE IN MY LITTLE, TINY
APARTMENT IN BROOKLYN ANYMORE
AND I WOULD BE ABLE TO JUST
DRINK AND NOT CHANGE DIAPERS.
AND IT WAS LIKE HEAVEN.
OH, MY GOD!
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
>> OH, MY GOD!
RAINA!
>> ARE YOU OKAY?
>> NO, IT'S REALLY HEAVY!
>> OKAY. I GOT IT.
>> NO.
>> NO, NO, NO.
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU'RE
DOING IT.
>> EXCELLENT. THANK YOU.
THIS IS A BIT MUCH, ISN'T IT?
>> WHO DIDN'T GIVE HER THE
E-MAIL THAT IT'S ONLY TWO
NIGHTS?
>> OH, DON'T BE A ***, LEIGH.
>> WANT TO HANG UP STUFF?
>> SURE.
>> IF I BROUGHT TOO MUCH
LUGGAGE, THAT'S MY ISSUE.
FINE. WHO CARES?
I THANK YOU FOR BEING SO SWEET,
BECAUSE THE TRUTH IS, YOU KNOW
THAT THEY'RE SO RAIDING EVERY
SINGLE THING IN HERE.
>> 100%.
YEAH. THEY'VE GOT TO STOP.
>> YEAH, THEY'VE GOT TO STOP
MAKING FUN OF ME 'CAUSE -- OKAY,
PERHAPS IT'S A BIT EXCESSIVE.
>> RAINA HAS A CLOTHING RACK
THAT YOU SEE IN, LIKE, A STORE
WITH ALL HER CLOTHES ON IT.
AND THEN A SUITCASE WITH CLOTHES
PILING OUT OF IT.
>> I'M GLAD FOR YOUR BIG
SUITCASE.
>> WE'RE ONLY HERE FOR THREE
DAYS.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> WE'RE MISSING LEILA.
>> I KNOW.
>> LET'S CALL HER.
[ Ringing ]
>> Your call has been forwarded
to an automated voice-messaging
system.
>> WE KNEW LEILA WAS MEETING US
THERE, BUT IT WAS UNCLEAR WHERE
SHE REALLY WAS.
>> DO YOU THINK SHE'LL MAKE IT
TOMORROW?
>> I HOPE SO.
>> SOMETHING'S GOING ON.
WHAT, KELLY?
>> I MEAN, I'M SURE SHE'S GONNA
TELL YOU GUYS WHEN SHE GETS
HERE, BUT, UM, SHE'S LIKE FOUR
WEEKS LATE.
>> WHAT?!
>> GIRL'S PREGNANT.
>> I DON'T KNOW IF SHE'S
PREGNANT.
>> OH, MY GOD.
>> TAKE US THROUGH IT!
WHAT DID THEY SAY?
>> WELL, BASICALLY, LEILA -- SHE
MISSED HER PERIOD.
SHE HASN'T TAKEN THE TEST YET.
>> I CAN'T PICTURE LEILA WITH A
KID RIGHT NOW.
DID SHE SEEM EXCITED A LITTLE
BIT?
SO, LEILA JUST RECENTLY TOLD ME
THAT SHE THINKS SHE WON'T MAKE
SUCH A GREAT MOM.
ALL I'M SAYING IS, IF LEILA SAID
THE WORDS "I DON'T KNOW IF I'LL
BE A GREAT MOTHER"...
>> I'M IN THE SCHOOL OF, LIKE,
PEOPLE THAT THINK THEY MAY BE
BAD MOMS, LIKE, END UP BEING
KIND OF LIKE REALLY COOL...
YOU JUST FIGURE OUT WHAT TO DO.
>> IF SOMEONE DOUBTS THAT
THEY'RE GONNA BE A GOOD
MOTHER...
SHE DOUBTED.
>> NO OFFENSE, LEIGH, BUT BEFORE
YOU HAD A BABY...
YOU WERE LIKE, "UGH."
>> I NEVER SAID, "I DON'T KNOW
IF I'LL BE A GOOD MOTHER."
>> YOU DIDN'T KNOW.
I SAID TO YOU, "YOUR LIFE WILL
FOREVER CHANGE IN THAT MOMENT."
AND YOU SAID, "NO, IT WON'T.
I'M GONNA BE THE SAME PERSON."
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
>> YOU ARE A DIFFERENT PERSON.
>> NO, I'M NOT.
RAINA WAS JUST WORKING MY
NERVES.
>> YES, YOU ARE!
>> RAINA, LISTEN --
ALL RIGHT, DO YOUR SPIEL.
I THINK I'M STILL A LITTLE
ANNOYED WITH RAINA FROM THE DAY
THAT WE GOT THE PEDICURES AND
SHE WAS TAKING CHRIS' SIDE.
TRUST ME -- YOU GOT TO STOP,
'CAUSE IT'S A LITTLE STUPID.
I'M JUST TELLING YOU.
I DON'T WANT TO LISTEN.
>> DON'T BE IN DENIAL.
YOU ARE A DIFFERENT PERSON.
>> I'M STILL THE BIGGEST [BLEEP]
I'VE ALWAYS BEEN.
>> THAT IS NOT IN QUESTION.
>> THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M SAYING.
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK OR
SAY.
>> LEIGH KEEPS PICKING ON ME
BECAUSE IT'S JUST EASY TO BE
CRITICAL OF OTHER PEOPLE INSTEAD
OF LOOKING INSIDE AND FOCUSING
ON WHAT YOU'RE UPSET WITH
YOURSELF ABOUT.
LEIGH, YOU'VE GOT TO TAKE THE
DEFENSIVE CHIP OFF YOUR BACK.
>> THE WAY SHE DELIVERED IT WAS
INSULTING TO ME.
YOUR DELIVERY WAS INSULTING.
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO TELL YOU?
>> WE'RE JUST FIGHTING TODAY.
>> I DON'T WANT YOU JUDGING ME.
I DON'T LIKE YOUR JUDGMENT CALL.
>> I MEAN, IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE
VERY AGGRESSIVE ABOUT YOUR
OPINIONS ABOUT EVERYBODY ELSE'S
LIFE, THEN YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO
TAKE IT WHEN PEOPLE GIVE YOU
THEIR HONEST OPINION.
YOU'RE WEARING MY UNDERWEAR.
PLEASE GET OVER IT.
>> THOSE ARE HER UNDERWEAR?
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> SHE GOES, "CAN I CHANGE MY
UNDERWEAR?"
I DIDN'T KNOW THEY WERE SOMEONE
ELSE'S.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> [ Sighing ] OKAY.
SO...
I DIDN'T -- I DON'T KNOW.
I'VE BEEN KIND OF PUTTING IT
OFF, BUT I WANT TO TAKE IT
BEFORE I GO AWAY.
>> TAKE THE TEST TODAY.
I DON'T WANT YOU TO TAKE IT WHEN
I'M NOT HERE.
IF YOU'RE GOING OUT OF TOWN AND
I'M GOING OUT OF TOWN, WE SHOULD
TAKE IT NOW.
>> CAN YOU JUST TELL ME YOU LOVE
ME AND YOU WANT TO HAVE A BABY?
>> OF COURSE I'M IN LOVE WITH
YOU, AND I WOULD LOVE NOTHING
MORE THAN TO HAVE A BABY.
>> AND IF I'M PREGNANT --
>> IT'LL BE THE BEST THING THAT
WOULD HAVE EVER HAPPENED TO
US -- THE BEST THING THAT EVER
HAPPENED TO ME, AT LEAST.
I MEAN, I THINK THAT WE WOULD
BE GREAT PARENTS.
I THINK THAT WE HAVE A GREAT
RELATIONSHIP AND THAT THE NEXT
STEP SHOULD BE FOR US TO START A
FAMILY.
>> WHY CAN'T THE NEXT STEP BE
GETTING MARRIED?
IF THIS TEST IS POSITIVE, MY
FUTURE WILL CHANGE FOREVER.
I'M, LIKE, TOO FREAKED OUT TO
TAKE IT RIGHT NOW.
>> UNFORTUNATELY, I HAVE TO GO
OUT OF TOWN, BUT I WANT TO KNOW
BEFORE I GO, AND --
>> BUT THAT'S THE THING.
LIKE, I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE IN
DENIAL ABOUT THE FACT THAT YOU
GO AWAY EVERY WEEK.
LIKE, IF WE ARE PREGNANT, ARE
YOU NOT GONNA BE HERE?
>> IF WE ARE PREGNANT, THEN,
OBVIOUSLY, THINGS WILL CHANGE.
I'M NOT EVER GOING TO NOT BE
HERE FOR YOU, AND IF WE HAVE A
BABY, I'M NOT EVER GONNA NOT BE
HERE FOR OUR FAMILY.
OF COURSE I'M GOING TO BE HERE
FOR THE BABY.
>> [ Laughing ] OH, THAT'S
REALLY SWEET.
OKAY.
>> SO I THINK YOU SHOULD TAKE
THE TEST NOW.
LET'S FIND OUT, AND THEN THAT
WAY, WE COULD BE REALLY HAPPY
THAT WE'RE HAVING A BABY OR
REALLY SAD THAT WE'RE NOT.
>> OKAY.
>> OKAY.
>> [ Laughing ] THAT WAS REALLY
SWEET.
I LOVE YOU.
>> I LOVE YOU.
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATION ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> HEY, SISTER.
>> MARIANNE'S GONNA GO UP THERE
AND BE, LIKE, "HEY, SISTER."
YOU SHOULD BRING OUT YOUR OTHER
VOICE.
[ Deep voice ] HEY, SISTER.
>> [ Deep voice ] SCARY-ANNE'S
IN THE HOUSE, SISTER.
>> I CALL MARIANNE "SCARY-ANNE"
[Chuckling] WHEN SHE STARTS
DRINKING.
SHE'S JUST THIS GRIZZLY, SLOPPY
DRUNK GIRL.
>> MARIANNE, TONE IT DOWN A
LITTLE BIT.
>> NO, SHE [BLEEP].
>> OOH, YEP.
I LOVE WHEN SCARY-ANNE COMES.
WHO DOESN'T WANT TO HANG OUT
WITH THEIR PARTY FRIEND ALL THE
TIME?
>> NO, SHE'S NOT.
>> THAT'S YOUR JUMPSUIT, BY THE
WAY.
>> MARIANNE!
SHE IS NUTS.
>> IS IT WARM OUT?
>> SHE THINKS SHE'S IN
HUGH HEFNER'S BACKYARD!
>> *** ARE FLYING IN THE AIR,
AND I SEE KELLY GO JUMPING IN
THE POOL.
>> WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
THAT'S MY JUMPER!
YOU [BLEEP] ***, MARIANNE!
>> I'LL DRY-CLEAN IT. SORRY.
>> [BLEEP] DAMN IT!
>> I PROMISE I'LL FIX IT.
I'LL DRY-CLEAN IT.
[ SCREAMS ]
>> SHE IS THE WORST.
I MEAN, NOT ONLY DOES SHE BORROW
MY CLOTHES AND NEVER RETURN
THEM, BUT SHE [BLEEP]
>> I'LL DRY-CLEAN IT!
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> ♪ DON'T LET ME DOWN ♪
♪ BUMP UP THE SOUND ♪
♪ KEEP THAT TABLE TURNING
TILL I'M DOWN ON THE GROUND ♪
♪ DON'T SLOW DOWN THE BEATS
RIGHT NOW ♪
♪ DON'T TERMINATE THIS... ♪
>> WHY DON'T YOU GO SEE IF
THERE'S ANY CUTE BOYS FOR YOU TO
DATE?
>> CAN I USE YOUR WATER BOTTLE?
>> YOU WANT WATER?
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
>> I WANT THE BOTTLE.
>> TO FILL IT UP WITH OCEAN
WATER?
FUNNY.
AFTER I RUN, YOU CAN USE IT.
>> CAN YOU JUST DRINK IT NOW?
>> WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO?
>> I JUST WANT TO --
>> ALL RIGHT. GO RUN. HAVE FUN.
BE CAREFUL.
>> IS SHE GONNA EXERCISE?
>> RAINA AND LEIGH, THEY'RE
ALWAYS GOING AT EACH OTHER.
>> DUDE, COME ON.
>> LEIGH WILL COMPLAIN ABOUT IT.
RAINA WILL COMPLAIN ABOUT IT.
DEFINITELY LIKE SISTERS.
>> WHY IS SHE RUNNING AWAY?
>> IT'S VERY WEIRD.
>> I WONDER WHAT GOES ON IN THAT
CRAZY LITTLE HEAD.
>> LOOK AT HER BEACH SHOES --
LOUIS VUITTON.
>> SHE REALLY IS CRAZED.
>> SHE WORKS OUT LIKE A LUNATIC.
>> SHE HAS FAT SYNDROME.
THAT'S WHY.
SHE, LIKE, HATES FAT.
I JUST FEEL BAD.
I DON'T KNOW. WHATEVER.
I GOT TO LET IT GO.
>> YEAH, YOU DO.
>> UM, IS SHE EVER GONNA COME
BACK, YOU THINK?
>> WHERE'D SHE GO?
>> UH...IT'S S.O.S.
>> SHE'S COMING BACK.
>> [ Chuckling ] MIND-BLOWING.
>> ALL THAT CHEESE -- COMING
RIGHT OFF.
>> WHAT WAS DOWN THERE?
>> I JUST TOUCHED THE END.
>> OF WHAT, EARTH?
>> THE GATE.
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
>> THAT'S FAR.
>> LEIGH IS JUST THE TOUGH-LOVE
TYPE OF PERSON.
SHE'S TOUGH, AND SHE'S REALLY
TOUGH ON RAINA.
>> THERE'S A PILATES PLACE HERE,
AND THE GIRL'S NAME IS
NORMA JEAN.
>> HOW DO YOU KNOW?
>> SHE WENT THIS MORNING.
IN BETWEEN HER RUN AND YOGA, SHE
WENT TO PILATES.
>> WHAT IS THAT ABOUT?
THAT'S WHAT SICK TO ME.
>> I CAN'T SIT STILL.
THE TRUTH IS, I CAN'T --
I CAN'T LAY OUT ON THE BEACH.
>> WE'RE TALKING.
WE'RE GIRLS TALKING.
YOU'RE VERY STRANGE.
>> THAT'S SO MEAN.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> ARE WE GONNA GO GET FOOD?
>> KELS, YOU READY?
>> I DON'T HAVE PANTS.
>> IT'S, LIKE, A BEACH TOWN.
YOU DON'T REALLY NEED PANTS.
>> DRINK, RAINA?
>> CAN I HAVE ICE WATER, PLEASE?
>> RAINA, YOU NEED A DRINK.
>> STOP. STOP TALKING TO HER.
THE TWO OF YOU ARE MAKING ME
[BLEEP] CRAZY.
>> LEIGH HAS A TENDENCY TO PICK
ON ME, AND THE HAMPTONS WAS NO
EXCEPTION.
WAS IT PAYBACK FOR MY HONEST
OPINION ABOUT THE TEXT MESSAGES
BETWEEN HER AND CHRIS AT THE
NAIL SALON?
BUT I WAS GIVING HER MY HONEST
OPINION.
I'M THE TARGET THIS WEEKEND.
>> YOU'RE LIKE OSAMA.
>> YOU'RE PRESIDENT BUSH, AND
I AM OSAMA.
>> YOU DID IT TO YOURSELF.
>> AND, BY THE WAY, HE'S ALREADY
DEAD.
>> THE BACK-AND-FORTH, IT'S
MAKING ME -- AND KELLY CHECKED
OUT 10 MINUTES AGO.
>> MEANWHILE, I'M TRYING TO CALL
CHRIS.
HE'S NOT ANSWERING 'CAUSE I WAS
SUPPOSED TO GO HOUSE-HUNTING
WITH HIM, AND THEN YOU CALLED,
LIKE, "GIRL, GONNA GO TO THE
HAMPTONS."
>> SO, IS HE STILL UPSET?
>> HE WAS MAD.
>> ARE YOU GUYS ON SPEAKING
TERMS?
>> I DON'T KNOW, ACTUALLY.
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE
SLEPT IN A DIFFERENT PLACE THAN
MY CHILD.
>> THIS IS A BIG DEAL.
>> THAT'S A BIG EFFING DEAL.
>> LEIGH, I DIDN'T SLEEP AWAY
FROM MY SON TILL --
>> TWO YEARS.
>> ...FOR TWO YEARS.
>> THAT'S SICK.
DON'T YOU THINK THAT CHRIS
SHOULD HAVE TURNED AROUND AND
SAID, "OH, IT'S GONNA BE HARD.
LET ME BE SUPPORTIVE"?
>> WHY DOESN'T HE DO THAT?
>> NOTHING'S EVER PERFECT.
LIKE, NO ONE'S EVER PERFECT.
>> I JUST FEEL LIKE HE SHOULD --
HE SHOULD SUPPORT ME A LITTLE
MORE.
>> HE SHOULD, AND IT'S ALL A
COMMUNICATION THING.
>> DID YOU TELL HIM?
'CAUSE HE HAS NO IDEA YOU FEEL
IT IF YOU DIDN'T SAY IT.
>> WHAT DID YOU SAY --
"SCREW YOU. I'M GOING"?
>> I WOULD NEVER SAY "SCREW YOU.
I'M GOING."
>> SILENT TREATMENT.
>> WHATEVER.
>> WE'RE GETTING READY FOR THIS
SUPER-SWANKY PARTY TONIGHT.
>> RAINA'S VERY SWEET. SHE IS.
BUT IN TERMS OF MAKEUP AND
FASHION AND THINGS, RAINA TAKES
IT TO A 50 WHEN WE'RE AT A 2.
>> RAINA, LET'S GO.
>> IT'S HOURS TO GET READY AND A
MILLION OUTFIT CHANGES.
IT'S SOMETIMES A LOT TO DEAL
WITH.
>> OH, YEAH.
>> OHH!
THANK YOU!
DEVORAH THROWS US THIS
LAVISH PARTY AT THE
SOCIAL LIFE MAGAZINE HOUSE.
>> GIVE HIM A LITTLE SANDWICH.
>> HE CAN ONLY EAT CARROTS.
SHE INVITES POLO PLAYERS AND
SURFERS AND ALL THESE, LIKE,
UPSCALE, COOL HAMPTONS PEOPLE.
[ CELLPHONE VIBRATES ]
UH-OH.
HERE COMES A PICTURE OF THE
BUM-BUM.
HE HAS A TEMPERATURE.
>> NO.
WELL, THAT'S THE TEETHING.
>> HE HAS A TEMPERATURE, DUDE.
>> BECAUSE OF THE TEETHING.
>> OH, IT MAKES ME WANT TO THROW
UP ALL OVER MYSELF.
I MISS HIM.
>> ROME OR CHRIS?
>> ROME. [ CHUCKLES ]
I MEAN, BOTH OF THEM.
I FEEL SO BAD NOT BEING THERE.
>> WHY WOULD YOU FEEL BAD?
YOU'RE HAVING THE BEST WEEKEND.
>> I JUST FEEL LIKE -- IS IT
WEIRD?
>> YOU'RE NOT BEING A BAD MOM.
>> I'M NOT A BAD MOTHER, RIGHT?
>> CHRIS -- YOU KNOW, HE'S BEEN
DOING THIS FOR A WHILE, SO IT'S
GOOD, AND IT'S GREAT.
I MEAN, AND YOU'RE GONNA SEE
THEM IN TWO DAYS.
>> I WANTED TO CHECK IN AND SEE
HOW MY BABY WAS, AND I STILL
FEEL GUILTY FOR FIGHTING WITH
CHRIS.
HEY, CHRIS.
SO, I DECIDED TO JUST STEP AWAY
AND GO CALL HIM.
SO, IS HE UP RIGHT NOW?
AW, DOOKIE.
DO YOU HAVE EVERYTHING?
YOU HAVE HIS, LIKE, MUM-MUMS,
EVERYTHING?
YOU HAVE ALL HIS STUFF?
ROME WAS OKAY, AND CHRIS DIDN'T
SOUND SO MAD ANYMORE, AND I
FELT, LIKE [SIGHS] I FELT SO
MUCH BETTER.
OKAY. I LOVE YOU.
BYE. THANK YOU. I LOVE YOU.
BYE.
>> SO, WE'RE AT THIS PARTY,
HAVING A GREAT TIME.
KELLY'S GETTING A LITTLE TIPSY,
RAINA'S HITTING ON SOME GUY
THAT'S TOTALLY OUT OF HER
LEAGUE, AND, FINALLY...
>> HEY, GUYS!
[ ALL SCREAM ]
>> OH, MY GOD! SHE'S ALIVE!
>> I'M SO SORRY.
I'M SO SORRY, BABE.
>> OH, LEILA, I MISSED YOU.
>> I KNOW.
>> CAN I HAVE SOME CHAMPAGNE?
LEILA COMES, AND WE'RE, LIKE,
"OH, COOL. LEILA'S HERE."
AND THEN WE'RE LIKE, "OH, GOD.
WAIT A MINUTE. OH, MY GOD.
IS SHE PREGNANT?"
SO, WE ALL ARE LIKE THIS A
LITTLE BIT.
IT'S LIKE A GORILLA WALKS INTO
THE SOCIAL LIFE MAGAZINE HOUSE,
AND WE'RE ALL, LIKE...
"THERE'S NOT A GORILLA."
AND ALL OF A SUDDEN...
>> YOU'RE PREGNANT, RIGHT?
>> LEILA, WE SEE YOU'RE
DRINKING.
>> WE ARE ALL JUST CONCERNED AND
WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE OKAY.
>> YOU STILL HAVEN'T GOT YOUR
PERIOD.
>> YEAH, I THOUGHT I WAS
PREGNANT.
I TOOK A TEST, AND I WASN'T,
BUT...
>> WERE YOU UPSET?
>> BRENT WAS REALLY
DISAPPOINTED.
LIKE, HE REALLY WANTS TO HAVE A
BABY.
>> I THINK YOU DO, TOO.
>> I DIDN'T THINK THAT LEILA
WANTED BABIES.
SO TO SEE THAT SHE WAS SAD THAT
SHE WASN'T PREGNANT MADE ME SEE
LEILA IN A DIFFERENT LIGHT.
>> DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED
FIRST?
>> ACTUALLY, THAT'S WHAT I SAID
TO BRENT.
HE WAS ALL UPSET, AND HE'S LIKE,
"YOU KNOW, I WANT TO SPEND THE
REST OF MY LIFE WITH YOU."
AND I WAS LIKE, "WELL, THEN
WE COULD GET MARRIED."
HONESTLY, LIKE, WHO KNOWS IF I
EVEN CAN STILL GET PREGNANT?
>> LEILA, YOU WOULD HAVE A KID.
>> YEAH.
LIKE, I DON'T WANT TO RIGHT NOW,
BUT EVERYONE SAYS IT'S NEVER THE
RIGHT TIME.
>> AND I THINK THAT YOU WILL BE
A GREAT MOM.
I REALLY DO.
>> THAT HONESTLY WAS A TURNING
POINT FOR ME.
YOU DO HAVE THIS MOMENT WHERE
IT'S LIKE, "AM I GOING TO JUST
WORK?
IS THIS ALL THERE IS?"
I'M 37 YEARS OLD.
I MEAN, LIKE, MAYBE THIS IS
MENOPAUSE.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> AS A WOMAN, LIKE, YOU
EVENTUALLY BECOME A WOMAN, NO
MATTER HOW MUCH OF A DUDE YOU'RE
TRYING TO BE.
>> WHAT'S NEXT, YOU'RE GONNA BE
LIKE, "LET'S TRY."
>> I SAID I'LL GO OFF THE PILL
ONCE WE GET MARRIED.
>> YOU'LL DO IT? YEAH.
ALL RIGHT. THAT'S GREAT.
THAT'S AMAZING.
>> AFTER I, LIKE, HAVE A FEW
THOUSAND DRINKS.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> ♪ BABY, SHOW ME HOW YOU WORK
IT ♪
♪ WORK IT, WORK IT, WORK IT,
WORK IT, WORK IT, WORK IT ♪
>> SUPER SATURDAY -- IT'S ONE OF
THOSE HAMPTONS EVENTS THAT YOU
DON'T WANT TO MISS.
EVERY YEAR, I'M THERE AT SOME
CAPACITY, BE IT WITH A FASHION
CLIENT THAT HAS A BOOTH THERE OR
I'M TAKING MY CELEBRITY CLIENTS
DOWN THE CARPET OR I'M JUST
THERE SHOPPING.
>> WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THERE AT
NOON.
THIS WAS MY SUPER SATURDAY
DEBUT.
I WAS SO EXCITED TO BE WORKING
ON MY SHOW, "NEW YORK LIVE."
WE NEED V.I.P. DROP-OFF.
AND IT WAS POURING!
[ GROANS ]
THIS IS A GREAT LOOK FOR ME.
>> HOW YOU DOING?
>> YOU'RE VERY ADORABLE.
>> YOU ARE CUTE.
>> HI. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
>> I'M IN A GARBAGE BAG.
I'M LITERALLY IN A GARBAGE BAG
OVER MY OUTFIT BECAUSE IT'S
STORMING.
>> WITH YOUR INDIAN JEWELRY
UNDERNEATH.
I TRIED TO STEER MARIANNE AWAY
FROM THE PLASTIC PONCHO.
THAT IS NOT A GOOD LOOK FOR
ANYONE.
I'LL JUST USE A STICK MIKE.
SO, I'M GONNA SAY "THE RAIN
ISN'T DETERRING FOR THE
15th ANNUAL SUPER SATURDAY
EXTRAVAGANZA."
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> I WON'T DO THAT.
>> SINCE I'M PRINT AND RAINA'S
TELEVISION, WE HAD A DEAL THAT I
COULD PIGGYBACK ON RAINA'S
INTERVIEWS AND I COULD JUST
STAND THERE AND HOLD MY PHONE
WHILE RAINA DID ALL THE FABULOUS
WORK.
BUT AS SOON AS THE CELEBRITIES
STARTED SHOWING UP, RAINA JUST
TURNS HER BACK AND SHE'S JUST
IN THERE, AND I'M ON THE OTHER
SIDE OF THE VELVET ROPE LIKE "I
DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON."
>> THE RAIN CAN'T STOP THE
CROWDS FROM COMING OUT TO
SUPPORT THE 15th ANNUAL
SUPER SATURDAY EXTRAVAGANZA,
WHERE ALL OF THE PROCEEDS --
EVERY SINGLE DOLLAR -- GOES TO
THE OVARIAN CANCER RESEARCH
FUND.
HI, JESS. HI.
YOU LOOK GORGEOUS.
>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
>> I LOVE A GOOD HAT.
>> OH, THANKS.
WELL, I WAS EXPECTING SUN.
>> LOOK WHAT YOU'RE WEARING.
LIKE, THAT'S NOT SO SMART.
RAINY HAMPTON DAY, THIS IS MY
LOOK.
>> AND OBVIOUSLY YOU'RE SUCH A
RENOWNED DESIGNER.
WHAT IS THE ONE PIECE THAT EVERY
WOMAN SHOULD HAVE IN HER CLOSET?
>> TODAY, AN ESPADRILLE WEDGE, I
WOULD SAY.
>> I DIDN'T PACK ENOUGH!
>> WHEN RAINA'S ON THE RED
CARPET, SHE IS A MANIAC.
>> MARIANNE, WHERE'S MY PHONE?
>> "MARIANNE, MARIANNE, GET MY
PHONE.
FIND MY MAKEUP.
GET MY LIP GLOSS.
GET OVER THIS.
MARIANNE, MARIANNE, TAKE A
PICTURE."
I'M DOING IT RIGHT NOW.
>> DO YOU HAVE MY PHONE?
>> APPARENTLY NOW I'M RAINA'S
INTERN FOR THE DAY.
WHAT AM I GONNA DO ABOUT THIS?
>> ABOUT WHAT?
>> THE HIGH-MAINTENANCE
ACTIVITY.
>> YOU NEED TO TAKE A PICTURE
OF ME AND KELLY.
>> I WILL.
>> SUPER SATURDAY IS HOSTED BY
ONE OF MY MOST FAVORITE PEOPLE,
KELLY RIPA.
SHE IS SO TALENTED, AND I WOULD
DIE TO GET THE OPPORTUNITY TO
INTERVIEW HER.
I REALLY WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOUR
SECRETS ARE.
>> LET'S SEE.
I WORK OUT EVERY DAY.
I DON'T OVEREAT.
I TRY TO DRINK WATER, BUT I
PREFER WINE.
>> NO, I DON'T KNOW HER, BUT,
YES, I DO IDOLIZE HER.
CAN I JUST FEEL THAT?
>> NO, IT'S NOT --
>> PLEASE?
>> HER AND KELLY RIPA WENT ON
FOR 20 MINUTES.
I'M LIKE, "CAN I GET ONE QUOTE?"
MARIANNE FROM IN TOUCH. HI.
I'M, LIKE, SHAKING, AND I'M
LIKE, "SOMEONE TALK TO ME."
DID YOU GET HOWARD'S CREDIT CARD
TO GO SHOPPING TODAY?
>> I HAVE MY CREDIT CARD TODAY.
I DIDN'T EVEN ASK HIM, SO IT'S
ALL FOR A GOOD CAUSE.
>> ARE YOU GONNA GO CRAZY?
>> WE'LL SEE.
I USUALLY DO, SO I DON'T KNOW
WHY THIS WOULD BE DIFFERENT THIS
YEAR.
>> VERY NICE TO SEE YOU.
>> LET ME KNOW WHEN THAT THING
RUNS.
>> AND THEN "THE RAINA SHOW" WAS
IN FULL EFFECT.
>> AWW.
THERE'S NOTHING BETTER THAN A
GOOD SMOOCH FROM A POOCH.
>> HELLO!
>> WHAT AM I? CHOPPED LIVER?
>> OH, MY GOD, YOU LOOK SO
GORGEOUS.
SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.
>> FIRST OF ALL, WHO'S CUTER
THAN YOU?
NOBODY.
BUT SECONDLY, WHAT MAKES YOU
EVEN CUTER IS THAT YOU BROUGHT
YOUR MOTHER.
>> I BROUGHT MY MOTHER.
>> WHEN I'M ON A RED CARPET, I
AM JUST IN MY ZONE.
I HAVE THIS, LIKE, ENERGY THAT'S
REALLY UP HERE.
THAT'S A WRAP.
THE CELEBRITIES ARE ALL INSIDE.
CAMERAS ARE NOT ALLOWED.
BUT I PROMISE TO SHOW YOU WHAT I
WIND UP WITH.
SORRY.
>> TRY ON THE BLUE AND RED.
THOSE ARE RAINA'S.
>> LEIGH IS GIVING AWAY EVERY
SINGLE PIECE OF MY WARDROBE!
>> LEILA TOLD US LAST NIGHT THAT
SHE WASN'T PREGNANT, AND SHE
SEEMED A LITTLE UPSET, SO WE
TRIED TO JUST HAVE A LITTLE
GIRLY TIME, HAVE SOME FUN.
WE WANTED TO TAKE HER MIND OFF
THINGS.
>> CAN I INTEREST YOU IN MY BLUE
SEQUINED JACKET?
>> OH, MY GOD.
>> THAT JACKET'S SO HOT.
>> GIVE ME AN "A"!
>> LEIGH AND I ARE SLEEPING
TOGETHER TONIGHT.
>> OH, MY GOD.
SPEAKING OF LESBIANS --
CAN WE HAVE A GIRL-OFF NOW?
SINCE WE'RE ALL GETTING CRAZY.
>> SINCE WE'RE ALL GETTING
CRAZY, WHY DON'T YOU FEEL MY
[BLEEP]
>> I WANT TO JUST FEEL THEM.
THEY'RE AMAZING [BLEEP] BUT YOU
HAVE THE SECRET BIGGEST [BLEEP].
>> I DON'T THINK I MAKE A SECRET
OF IT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> I'M SORRY.
I CAN'T IGNORE IT.
>> WHAT?
>> THE [BLEEP] TARANTULA THAT'S
CRAWLING UP THE WALL.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "WHAT?"
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> OH, GOD.
HOW DOES THAT HELP YOU?
>> THEY SAY WHEN YOU'RE UPSIDE
DOWN, IT CENTERS EVERYTHING.
>> I'VE BEEN UPSIDE DOWN FOR
ABOUT 20 YEARS AND NOTHING'S
BEEN CENTERED.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> ♪ HEY, HEY ♪
>> ♪ SO STRIP DOWN, THROW YOUR
*** IN THE AIR ♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> WE'RE GOING TO A BEAUTIFUL
DINNER, AND THIS IS ALL JUST,
LIKE, A BIG, WONDERFUL WEEKEND.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> OH!
RAINA, THEY'RE ALL LOOKING, AND
THERE'S 45 OF THEM.
SO STAND UP AND SAY HI.
>> CALLING ALL MEN.
>> RAINA.
RAINA --
>> HOW MANY OF YOU ALL ARE
SINGLE, AND HOW MANY ARE
MARRIED?
RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU'RE TAKEN.
[ LAUGHTER ]
WELL, I'VE GOT NO RING ON MY
LEFT HAND.
>> OH!
>> WOW.
SHE MAY GET A WIN.
[ ALL CHEERING ]
>> SO, WE'RE HAVING DINNER WITH
THE GIRLS, AND THEN HERE COMES
CHEF SETH.
>> WHAT'S UP, GUYS?
>> SETH, CAN YOU SHOW US HOW TO
SHUCK AN OYSTER?
SHOW US, REALLY.
>> LIFT THE TOP OF THE SHELL.
>> I DON'T EAT OYSTERS.
>> WELL, YOU'RE GONNA EAT YOUR
FIRST ONE RIGHT NOW.
>> NO, I'M NOT EATING THAT.
>> YOU'RE GONNA EAT YOUR FIRST
ONE.
[ ALL CHANTING "EAT IT!" ]
HOLD THE BACK AND JUST LET IT GO
DOWN YOUR THROAT.
>> I'M NOT DOING IT.
>> RAINA, DON'T CHEW IT.
JUST SWALLOW IT.
>> BALLS UP, RAINA!
OPEN YOUR MOUTH, TILT IT BACK,
AND SUCK IT DOWN.
>> IT LOOKS LIKE AN ORGAN.
>> TILT YOUR HEAD BACK. GO.
OH, MY GOD.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> OH!
THAT WAS SO NOT GOOD!
>> I LOVE RAINA.
SHE CAN DRIVE ME NUTS, BUT ALL
IT TAKES IS US GOING OUT AND
LAUGHING, AND WE FORGET ALL
ABOUT WHAT WE WERE FIGHTING
ABOUT.
>> IT'S NICE TO JUST BE WITH OUR
FRIENDS AND ENJOY.
>> I'M SO GLAD, LIKE, WE WERE
ABLE TO DO THIS.
LIKE, I LOVE YOU GUYS.
YOU GUYS ARE THE FUNNIEST PEOPLE
I KNOW.
>> NEVER HAD A BETTER WEEKEND.
IF I COULD HAVE SPENT ONE
WEEKEND AWAY FROM MY KID FOR THE
FIRST TIME, IT'S WITH YOU ***.
>> THESE FOUR GIRLS ARE MY
FAVORITE PEOPLE ON THE PLANET.
THEY ARE SUPER, SUPER
SUPPORTIVE.
>> HOW WONDERFUL IS IT HERE?
>> CHEERS! I LOVE YOU, GIRLS!
>> I LOVE YOU GUYS.
>> HOW WONDERFUL IS IT HERE?
>> CAN WE GO DANCE?
>> UH-OH. LEILA WANNA DANCE.
>> ♪ SHAKE THINGS UP AND RAISE
THE BAR ♪
♪ BREAK THE BOTTLE,
I'M A SHOOTING STAR ♪
♪ I'M-A TAKE, TAKE, TAKE THIS
TOWN TONIGHT ♪
♪ I'M-A TAKE, TAKE, TAKE THIS
TOWN TONIGHT ♪
>> ARE WE BRINGING STUFF
DOWNSTAIRS FOR REAL?
>> YOU GUYS, WE LEARNED A LOT OF
LESSONS THIS WEEKEND.
>> ONE THING I LEARNED IS, THANK
GOD RAINA PACKED A LOT OF
CLOTHES.
>> THANK YOU, RAINA.
>> THANKS, RAINA.
>> THANK YOU, RAINA.
WHO HERE DIDN'T WEAR ONE OF
RAINA'S PIECES THIS WEEKEND?
>> NO ONE.
>> AND I LEFT ONE IN THE RAIN
AND JUMPED IN THE POOL WITH IT.
>> THAT'S RIGHT!
WHERE IS THAT, ACTUALLY?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
RAINA, COULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR?
IS THERE ANY WAY YOU WOULD GIVE
US A HEADSTAND OR SOMETHING?
'CAUSE WE HAVEN'T SEEN ENOUGH
ALL WEEKEND.
>> NAMASTE?
>> YEAH, LIKE, YOU KNOW, A
LITTLE SOMETHING.
>> I'LL DO IT. WITH SHOES ON?
>> [ LAUGHS ]
I DON'T THINK SHE SHOULD DO IT.
>> I'M A GLUTTON FOR PUNISHMENT.
I JUST DO WHATEVER SHE SAYS.
>> WHO DOESN'T?
>> IT'S SO NOT NORMAL.
>> "RAINA, GET ON YOUR HEAD!
GET ON YOUR KNEES!"
>> BARK LIKE A DOG!
>> OKAY, NO MORE YELLING,
PLEASE.
>> NAMASTE.
>> NAMASTE.
>> NAMASTE.
>> I LOVE YOU.
>> DEVORAH, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY?
I DIDN'T REALIZE HOW IMPORTANT
IT WAS TO BE WITH JUST MY GIRLS
FOR MORE THAN LIKE TWO HOURS AT
A TIME AT A LUNCH UNTIL I WENT
TO THE HAMPTONS.
>> DEVORAH, EXCUSE LEIGH.
SHE BURPS IN CARS.
>> CAN WE GET THE SHOW ON THE
ROAD?
>> I SAW DIFFERENT SIDES TO ALL
OF THEM THAT WERE, YOU KNOW, I
WOULDN'T HAVE SEEN IF I WAS IN
JERSEY HOUSE-HUNTING WITH CHRIS.
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
>> I'M SO HAPPY YOU WERE NICE.
>> I JUST LOVE HER.
>> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT,
"NICE TO SOMEBODY"?
SHE KISSES EVERYBODY'S ***.
>> THIS IS HOW YOU OPERATE A
VEHICLE.
>> I LOVE TO DRIVE, SO...
>> SERIOUSLY, LET'S JUST TAKE
OFF.
LET'S "THELMA AND LOUISE" IT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> WHO'S THAT?
[ DOG BARKS ]
LOOK WHO IT IS.
>> OH, MY GOD!
>> LOOK WHO IT IS.
>> COME, BABY.
>> LOOK WHO IT IS.
>> BEING OUT IN THE HAMPTONS
MADE ME REALIZE HOW MUCH FUN IT
IS TO JUST BE WITH MY GIRLS.
BUT IT MADE ME REALIZE THAT I
LOVE MY HOME, I LOVE MY LIFE, I
LOVE ROME, AND I LOVE CHRIS.
>> IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU, GIRL.
>> I MISSED YOU GUYS.
AND THAT'S DEFINITELY WHERE I
BELONG.
IS HE DOING ANYTHING DIFFERENT?
I MISSED EVERYTHING, RIGHT?
>> YEAH, YOU MISSED A LOT.
THIS WEEKEND, I WENT TO GO
OVER PETE'S HOUSE TO WATCH SOME
FIGHTS, AND HE'S LIKE, "HEY,
CHECK THIS OUT."
AFTER THE FIGHTS, WE HOPPED IN
THE CAR AND WENT TO GO TAKE A
LOOK, AND HE SHOWED ME A HOUSE.
>> WHAT?!
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
WHILE I WAS IN THE HAMPTONS,
CHRIS FINDS THIS HOUSE IN
NEW JERSEY.
HE, LIKE, SCREENED IT FIRST.
HE SPOKE TO A REALTOR.
HE DID ALL THIS LEGWORK, AND I
WAS LIKE, "WOW.
WHO'S THIS GUY?"
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
>> YEAH, IT'S AMAZING.
>> LIKE, WHAT'S AWESOME?
>> LIKE 3,200 SQUARE FEET,
5 1/2 BEDROOMS, 2 1/2 BATHS,
JACUZZI, UNDERGROUND POOL,
BASKETBALL COURT, ELEMENTARY
SCHOOL IN THE BACK IS RANKED
LIKE 9 OUT OF 10 FOR KIDS.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH IT.
I'M READY TO GO TODAY.
>> WHAT?
>> YES.
YEAH, I WANT TO BUY THIS HOUSE.
>> ARE YOU BEING SERIOUS?
>> YES, 100%.
>> HE LIKED IT?
>> HE LOVED IT.
I GAVE HIM MAGIC MARKERS.
HE WAS WRITING HIS NAME ON THE
WALL.
HE ALREADY KNOWS WHAT ROOM HE
WANTS.
YOU HAVE YOUR OWN LITTLE MAKEUP
ROOM AREA WITH MASTER BATHROOM
WITH A JACUZZI IN THE MASTER
BATH.
YEAH. AND THE BIDET.
>> BOW-CHICKA-BOW-BOW.
>> BOW-CHICKA-BOM-BOM.
>> YOU KNOW ME.
DO YOU THINK I WOULD WALK IN
AND BE LIKE, "I LOVE IT"?
>> YES.
>> CHRIS, I NEVER DO THAT TO
ANYTHING.
>> WELL, THIS, YOU WILL.
>> THE THOUGHT OF MORE SPACE
SOUNDS SO APPEALING, BUT THE
SUBURBS?
I'M A LITTLE FREAKED OUT.
SO, I REALLY FELT BAD, AND I'M
SORRY THAT I BLEW YOU OFF THIS
WEEKEND.
BUT WE CAN GO THIS WEEKEND.
>> OKAY.
>> YOU DON'T SOUND TOO
CONVINCING ABOUT THAT.
>> I SOUND VERY CONVINCING.
I'M JUST TRYING TO, YOU KNOW --
YOU BLEW ME OFF LAST WEEKEND
TO GO TO YOUR LITTLE
SUPER SATURDAY, AND NOW I JUST
DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE REALLY
COMMITTED TO THIS.
>> I GOT SOME SUPER SHOES THERE,
AND I'M COMMITTED TO IT.
I JUST SAID I'M SORRY.
>> YOU GET DADDY ANYTHING?
>> I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU LATER.
>> I HEARD THAT BEFORE.
>> HEY!
>> I HEARD THAT BEFORE.
>> YOU KNOW YOU GET HOOKED UP.
>> Hi, Leila. How are you?
>> GOOD.
LISTEN, I WANT TO TALK ABOUT
WHAT WE'RE DOING, LIKE,
PRESENTATION-WISE, SHOW-WISE.
>> Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Last time we spoke, we had a
very different conversation.
Um...
Are you pregnant?
>> OH. NO. NO.
THAT'S, LIKE, SO LAST WEEK.
>> Okay.
Are you okay?
>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
THAT'S TOTALLY -- I'M TOTALLY
GOOD.
>> Okay. Okay. Wow.
>> LAST TIME I SAW MARK, I HAD A
COMPLETE BREAKDOWN.
I DEFINITELY DIDN'T PLAN TO TELL
MARK THAT I MIGHT BE PREGNANT.
>> I am happy or sad for you --
whatever it is.
I'm happy for you that you're
fine.
>> I MEAN, IT'S SUCH AN
UNPROFESSIONAL THING TO DO.
AND, LIKE, I'M NORMALLY NOT THE
GIRL THAT CRIES AT WORK.
BUT I THINK IT WAS GOOD FOR US,
'CAUSE WHEN YOU HAVE SOMEONE
WHO'S A PUBLICIST AND THEIR JOB
IS TO JUST PROMOTE YOU, THE
BETTER THEY KNOW YOU AND THE
MORE THEY LIKE YOU, THE BETTER
OFF YOU ARE.
SO I FELT LIKE IT WAS A BONDING
MOMENT FOR US AND IT MADE HIM
UNDERSTAND ME A LITTLE BETTER.
>> You know, a little pregnancy
scare here and there gives some
perspective.
So, we saw the looks, and
they're great.
We're definitely gonna do the
show.
We need to meet as soon as
possible because the show is
really around the corner.
Can you do it this week?
Can you do it tomorrow?
>> YEAH. WHENEVER. TOTALLY.
SEE YOU THEN.
>> Okay. Bye.
>> BYE.
>> SO, WHAT'S UP, BABE?
>> SO, I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE,
I'VE BEEN WORKING SO MUCH.
I DIDN'T REALLY TALK TO ANY OF
THEM ABOUT THE PREGNANCY THING.
I GET IN, AND IT WAS LIKE AN
INTERVENTION -- "WE NOTICE
YOU'RE DRINKING WINE."
>> REALLY?
>> THE SECOND I FOUND OUT I
WASN'T PREGNANT, I'VE BEEN
DRINKING OUT OF CONTROL.
I WANT TO GET IT ALL IN BEFORE I
ACTUALLY GET PREGNANT.
I THINK WHEN YOU ARE KIND OF
LIKE ARTSY AND EDGY, YOU WANT TO
PRETEND THAT YOU DON'T NEED
THOSE THINGS THAT OTHER WOMEN
NEED.
BUT I THINK YOU DO.
EVERYONE WANTS THE SAME THINGS.
EVERYONE WANTS TO BE LOVED.
I'M SO GLAD THAT HAPPENED,
BECAUSE I DON'T THINK I WOULD
HAVE EVER HAD A BABY.
>> YOU'RE SO GLAD WHAT HAPPENED?
>> I'M SO GLAD THAT WE HAD A
SCARE AND IT DIDN'T HAPPEN AND I
HAD TO DEAL WITH IT IN MY HEAD,
BECAUSE ONCE I KIND OF ACCEPTED
THAT I WAS GOING TO BE, I WAS
KIND OF OKAY.
>> SO, YOU'RE REALLY SERIOUS
ABOUT HAVING A BABY?
>> YOU DO WANT TO HAVE KIDS?
>> YES.
>> YOU WERE THE ONE THAT WAS
EXCITED.
YOU TALKED ME INTO IT.
>> I'M A HOPELESS ROMANTIC.
>> IT'S KIND OF A BIG DEAL.
>> WHAT? TO HAVE A CHILD?
>> NO, TO MAKE THAT DECISION.
LIKE, I MADE THAT DECISION.
>> I MEAN, LISTEN, I LOVE YOU.
I WANT TO HAVE A CHILD.
>> NOW I FEEL LIKE I CAN DO IT.
HAVING SOMEONE THAT'S SO
DISAPPOINTED THAT I'M NOT
PREGNANT IS REALLY SWEET.
I'VE NEVER HAD A RELATIONSHIP
LIKE THAT.
I'VE NEVER BEEN WITH ANYONE WHO
WAS LIKE, "I REALLY DO WANT TO
BE WITH YOU FOR THE REST OF MY
LIFE AND HAVE KIDS WITH YOU,"
YOU KNOW?
I DIDN'T HAVE THAT BEFORE.
OUR KID'S GONNA BE LIKE US.
IT'S GONNA BE, LIKE, FLAKY.
>> I'M NOT FLAKY.
>> OH, YEAH, YOU'RE NOT FLAKY.
>> I'M ON TIME ALL THE TIME.
>> I'M FLAKY. YOU'RE LAID-BACK.
SO, EVEN IF IT DOESN'T GET MY
FLAKINESS, IT'LL AT LEAST GET MY
LAID-BACK-NESS, SO IT'S NEVER
GONNA GET MAD AT US.
>> YEAH, I AGREE.
>> LIKE, IF WE HAVE SOME NERD
KID THAT GETS MAD AT US FOR
STUPID [BLEEP] LIKE LATENESS --
>> WE'RE [BLEEP]
HE'LL BE THE BEST ATHLETE.
>> BABE, YOU'VE GOT A 0% CHANCE
OF HAVING AN ATHLETE.
I'M SORRY.
>> DO YOU THINK IT SKIPS A
GENERATION?
I MEAN, YOU'VE SEEN ME PLAY
VOLLEYBALL.
>> WE COULD POTENTIALLY HAVE A
LOSER.
>> I MEAN, IF IT'S ANYTHING LIKE
ME, WE'RE [BLEEP]
>> I MEAN, I KNOW YOU CAN BE SO
[BLEEP] ANNOYING.
>> I APPRECIATE THAT.
>> LET'S JUST GO HOME AND HAVE
SEX.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS, SHE'S
AN UP-AND-COMING COMEDIAN.
I WOULD LOVE TO GIVE HER THIS
CHANCE TO PERFORM AT A REAL
CLUB.
>> MARIANNE GARVEY!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> SO -- [ LAUGHS ]
OH, MY GOD.
THIS IS SO BAD.
>> LET'S GO CHECK THIS SUCKER
OUT.
I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS.
>> IT'S PERFECT.
>> [ Voice breaking ] YOU KNOW,
I WORK, I HAVE MY FRIENDS, BUT,
LIKE, AT THE END OF THE DAY,
IT'S ME.
>> PRETEND YOU'RE NORMAL.