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first I wake up (ugh...tired...)
then i turn my light on
then I go
put my glasses on (much better)
then I go put my bow tie on
(much better)
Then, I call Justin Bieber. I have him on speed dial
swag.
huh? hello?
yo JB! (Usher!) Hey Justin Bieber my man my man! how you doin'
kid (great great!) How old are you again? (Nineteen! Ugh!)
okay, Okay, I wasn't trying to be offensive, stop souring so defensive!
Jeez!
(What're you jeezing at?) Okay, kid, got to go, okay? (But-)
well that's enough for seven years.
and then i get bored. so i practice my dance routines
without music
Then I get a headache, so I can't do it anymore.
(It hurts to mooooooove!)
Then I take a nap
then after my nap
I take a selfie (hashtag,
grown men can nap too!)
Then I get bored
like really bored. Like rock
your socks off bored
So then I decide i'll just have a healthy meal
and an early bedtime. Well that's enough for seven years
oh yeah,
oh yes, what?!