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- PREVIOUSLY ON CALIFORNICATION...
- MY NAME IS HANK. - I KNOW.
- OH!
- THIS IS MIA, BILL'S DAUGHTER. AND THIS IS HANK.
- SHE'S 16. - 16.
- PLEASE DO NOT MAKE IT LIKE IT WASN'T THE LEAST BIT SATISFYING
TO *** THE WIFE OF THE MAN WHO TURNED
YOUR PRECIOUS BOOK INTO A BIG, *** MOVIE!
- GET ON WITH YOUR LIFE AND FORGET ABOUT THE WOMAN
YOU DIDN'T WANT TO MARRY.
- I'M GONNA MARRY BILL.
- HANK. - ARE YOU SURE?
- QUICK, BEFORE I CHANGE MY *** MIND.
- KAREN, WAIT!
- I MADE A HUGE MISTAKE. - NO.
- THE D.A.'s OFFICE WAS WILLING TO DROP THE ASSAULT CHARGES.
THAT'S THE GOOD NEWS. - WHAT'S THE BAD NEWS?
- YOU'RE BEING CHARGED WITH STATUTORY ***.
THE PROSECUTION HAS A LAME CASE, AND THEY KNOW IT TOO.
- I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE GUILTY.
I DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO LOOK AT YOU THAT WAY.
- AND THEN MONDAY WILL COME,
AND I'LL TAKE YOU TO COURT
SO THAT YOU CAN STAND TRIAL FOR RAPING A TEENAGE GIRL.
'CAUSE THAT IS THE REALITY OF OUR LIVES RIGHT NOW.
[footsteps]
- YOU LOOK GREAT. - [scoffs]
I LOOK LIKE A *** FBI AGENT.
A VERY BROODING AND COMELY FBI AGENT.
- BUT STILL...
- JUST KEEP PUTTING ONE FOOT IN FRONT OF THE OTHER
AND IT WILL BE OVER BEFORE YOU KNOW IT.
- THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M AFRAID OF.
- WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF, EXACTLY?
- EVERYTHING.
WHICH IS WEIRD, YOU KNOW,
BECAUSE I'VE SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE PRACTICING ZEN
AND THE ART OF WHO GIVES A ***?
AND NOW I JUST WANT TO GET IN THE PORSCHE AND DRIVE.
- WELL, IT'S JUST AS WELL, BECCA TOTALED IT.
- YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
- I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.
- CAN YOU TELL ME THAT EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT?
- I CAN'T TELL YOU THAT.
- CAN YOU TELL ME THAT YOU'LL BE HERE WHEN THE SMOKE CLEARS?
- I CAN'T TELL YOU THAT EITHER.
- WHAT CAN YOU TELL ME? - YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE.
- MM. ALL RIGHT.
- COME ON. - I--I JUST--
I JUST NEED A FEW SECONDS.
GOTTA DO--YOU KNOW. GOTTA GET THE HAIR RIGHT.
- OKAY.
[vomiting]
- WELL...
LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME TO GET THIS PARTY STARTED.
AFTER YOU, LADIES.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
girls: FREE HANK! FREE HANK! FREE HANK! FREE HANK...
- OH, MAN. I'M GONNA TAKE YOU AROUND BACK.
- YEAH, THANK YOU. I'M NOT FEELING
PARTICULARLY QUIPPY THIS MORNING.
- WELL, THERE'S A MINOR MIRACLE. - WELL...
- OKAY, GET THE *** OUT.
- [weak chuckle] YOU'RE FUNNY.
- YOU GOTTA LAUGH, RIGHT?
- I'M SORRY, KAREN...
FOR HURTING YOU, EMBARRASSING YOU.
FOR EVERYTHING.
- YOU KNOW WHAT. YOU KNOW HOW YOU CAN MAKE IT UP TO ME?
GET IN THERE, BE A MAN, DEAL WITH YOUR ***,
WHATEVER HAPPENS.
- OR WE COULD DRIVE BACK AND HEAD OUT TO LAX,
PICK A DESTINATION OFF THE BOARD.
PREFERABLY SOME PLACE WARM AND SUNNY
WITH A FIRM NON-EXTRADITION POLICY.
- GO.
SMILE AND BE NICE. MIND YOUR MANNERS.
I'LL SEE YOU INSIDE.
- I LOVE YOU.
- OH... - SORRY, MAN.
- OH, GOD.
- ***. WOW.
LONG TIME, NO *** SEE. - YEAH.
- HOW ARE YOU?
- I'M WELL, HANK. THANK YOU.
- RIGHT.
LOOK, HOW DO I BEGIN?
HOW DO I MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND HOW SORRY I AM?
- SAVE YOUR BREATH, HANK.
YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO WALK IN MY SHOES?
I WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT BECCA.
WHAT IF I HAD SEX WITH HER?
HOW WOULD THAT MAKE YOU FEEL?
WHAT WOULD YOU DO TO MAKE IT OKAY AGAIN?
WOULD YOU HIT ME?
WOULD YOU KILL ME?
OR WOULD YOU GO IN THERE,
TELL THEM EXACTLY WHAT YOU KNOW,
AND HOPE I GET EXACTLY WHAT I DESERVE?
SEE YOU INSIDE.
- THERE YOU ARE. - HEY.
- I THOUGHT YOU MADE A RUN FOR THE BORDER.
- I THOUGHT ABOUT IT, THEN I HIT TACO BELL
AND THE FEELING PASSED.
- YOU READY TO DO THIS?
YOU OKAY?
- I THINK I'M GONNA THROW UP...AGAIN.
- AGAIN? - YEAH.
YOU THINK THEY HAVE ANY OF THOSE LITTLE BARF BAGS AROUND?
- OKAY.
- THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA VERSUS HANK MOODY.
THE HONORABLE SUSAN McMARTIN PRESIDING.
ALL RISE.
- PLEASE BE SEATED.
- THE PROSECUTION IS ABSOLUTELY RIGHT...
ABOUT ONE THING, AND ONE THING ONLY.
MR. MOODY HAD *** INTERCOURSE WITH A TEENAGE GIRL.
THIS IS UNDISPUTED.
ON THE NIGHT IN QUESTION, MR. MOODY WAS APPROACHED
BY A VERY ATTRACTIVE YOUNG WOMAN
WHO MADE IT VERY CLEAR SHE WAS INTERESTED
IN HAVING SEX WITH HIM.
SHE WENT HOME WITH HIM THAT NIGHT AND DID JUST THAT.
AT NO POINT DID MR. MOODY INQUIRE ABOUT HER AGE,
NOR DID MS. LEWIS OFFER IT TO HIM.
IS THIS A GOOD THING? A SMART THING?
AN HONORABLE THING?
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
BUT IT IS A REALITY OF THE WORLD WE LIVE IN.
MR. MOODY IS FAR FROM A BOY SCOUT.
HE WOULD BE THE FIRST TO CONFESS HIS SINS.
BUT HE DID NOT KNOWINGLY HAVE SEX WITH A MINOR.
HE HAD SEX WITH A VERY TROUBLED YOUNG WOMAN,
WHO HAD REASONS OF HER OWN FOR OBSCURING THE TRUTH.
- I'D BE LYING IF I DIDN'T SAY I WAS A LITTLE HARD RIGHT NOW.
YOU'RE GOOD.
- IS THE STATE READY TO CALL ITS FIRST WITNESS?
- IF IT PLEASE THE COURT,
THE STATE CALLS CHARLES W. RUNKLE.
- ♪ TO ALL THE KIDS THAT PICKED ON ME IN SCHOOL ♪
- ♪ *** YOU, I'M FAMOUS ♪
- ♪ WHO LEFT ME OUT 'CAUSE I WASN'T COOL ♪
- ♪ *** YOU, I'M FAMOUS ♪
- ♪ TO ALL THE GIRLS THAT SAID I WOULDN'T MAKE IT ♪
- ♪ *** YOU, I'M FAMOUS ♪
- HANK MOODY FOR A SCREENING OF GOD HATES US ALL.
- HMM, I DON'T HAVE THAT ON HERE.
I'VE GOT A SCREENING FOR SOMETHING CALLED
A CRAZY LITTLE THING CALLED LOVE.
- THAT IT?
[laughter]
[indistinct movie dialogue]
[intermittent laughter]
- OH, HEY, MOODY, WHAT'D YOU THINK?
OH, WAIT, I FORGOT... I DON'T GIVE A ***.
- NOW, NOW.
- THAT'S IT, CHARLIE, I'M DOING IT.
- WHAT? I'M *** HIS WIFE.
HE'S LEFT ME NO CHOICE.
- YOU DON'T WANT TO DO THAT, HANK.
- YEP, I THINK I DO.
REVENGE IS A DISH BEST SERVED WITH MY ***.
- HE ACTUALLY SAID, "REVENGE IS A DISH
BEST SERVED WITH MY ***"?
- [stifled laughter]
YEAH, BUT HE WAS JUST KIDDING AROUND.
- OH, HE WAS JUST KIDDING AROUND.
SO HE DIDN'T REALLY HAVE AN AFFAIR WITH MRS. CARR?
- OH, WELL, YES, HE DID.
BUT THAT WAS ALL IN GOOD FUN. - I SEE.
SO YOUR DEFINITION OF "GOOD FUN"
IS BREAKING UP A MARRIAGE?
- OKAY, NOW YOU'RE TWISTING MY WORDS AROUND.
- [passionate moans]
- BIG, MAN. - I THINK SO TOO, MAN.
- I THINK IT'S GONNA BE VERY BIG.
- I HOPE SO. - THE WOMEN ARE GONNA LIKE IT.
- PEOPLE SEEM TO LOVE-- - WOMEN AND TRANSSEXUALS, MAYBE.
- YOU GET LOST, MOODY, OR YOU STILL POUTING?
- I'M SORRY IF I WANTED IT TO BE BETTER, CARR.
A LITTLE MORE FIGHT CLUB,
AND A LITTLE LESS YOU'VE GOT MAIL.
- CHRIST ON THE CROSS, MOODY, WHAT ARE YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT?
THAT THING IS TRACKING THROUGH THE *** ROOF.
- TRACKIN', SCHMACKIN'.
IT'S A *** ABORTION, AND YOU DID THE BLOODY HONORS.
THE WORST THING IS YOU'RE NOT EVEN A GOOD ABORTIONIST.
YOU'RE *** HACK WITH A WIRE HANGER.
- YOU'RE SUCH A *** LITTLE GIRL.
YOU WANT TO SEE THINGS DONE YOUR WAY,
WHY DON'T YOU PICK UP A *** CAMERA
AND DIRECT SOMETHING?
- I DON'T WANT TO DIRECT.
YOU SAID YOU LIKED MY BOOK.
WE SHOOK HANDS. I TRUSTED YOU.
- IT'S NOT THAT BAD.
COME ON, WHAT DO YOU THINK? BE HONEST.
- CAN I SPEAK FREELY?
- SURE. BUT BE CAREFUL.
YOU'RE MY *** AGENT TOO.
- I THOUGHT IT WAS AMAZING.
- AH, YOU SILLY ***.
- I THOUGHT IT WAS WONDERFUL, BABY.
- BE NICE AND I'LL LET YOU WRITE THE SEQUEL.
- BE NICE AND I WON'T *** YOUR WIFE AGAIN.
- WHAT THE *** DID YOU JUST SAY?
- APOLOGIZE, HANK. RIGHT NOW.
- I'M JUST *** WITH YOU, CARR.
YOU GUYS ARE OBVIOUSLY BULLETPROOF.
A LOVE STORY FOR THE AGES.
A CRAZY LITTLE THING CALLED LOVE.
CHEERS.
- SO WHEN KAREN MOVED IN WITH BILL,
DID MR. MOODY EXPRESS ANY SIMILAR DESIRE FOR REVENGE?
- I'M GONNA GET THAT *** ***.
I'M GONNA MAKE HIM RUE.
- RUE WHAT, EXACTLY? - I DON'T KNOW.
I JUST LIKE SAYING "RUE." I FIND IT MOST PLEASING.
- DON'T BE STUPID, HANK. - TOO LATE.
- YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I WAS AFRAID OF.
- CHARLIE, THE MAN HAS STOLEN THE LOVE OF MY LIFE
RIGHT OUT FROM UNDER ME.
THAT DULL *** DIAL TONE OF A HUMAN
HAS POACHED MY WOMAN.
YOU CAN UNDERSTAND THAT, RIGHT?
HE HAS POACHED MY FAVORITE CLIENT.
AND NOW MY DAUGHTER LIVES IN PRISON
BEHIND THESE CASTLE WALLS.
WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE ME DO?
- GO HOME AND SLEEP IT OFF.
- ASIDE FROM THAT.
DO YOU HAVE MY BACK ON THIS, CHARLIE?
- JUST DON'T GET US ARRESTED, OKAY?
- WORD TO YOUR MOTHER, CHARLIE.
WORD TO YOUR *** MOTHER, YOU BALD ***.
- IF ONLY SOMEONE WOULD COME ALONG
AND STEAL YOU OUT FROM UNDER ME.
- THAT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN. THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN.
I WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU.
YOU KNOW WHY? I'LL TELL YOU.
BECAUSE I LOVE YOU,
AND I WILL TOTALLY BECOME YOUR BLOOD BROTHER RIGHT NOW.
DO YOU HAVE A KNIFE? A SHARD OF SOMETHING?
- I'M GOOD. I'M GO--I'M GOOD. I'M GOOD.
- USE THESE CAR KEYS. TAKE THE *** WHEEL.
- [groans]
[car alarm blaring]
- [grunts]
- OH! - [laughing]
- OH...
- WHAT THE *** ARE YOU DOING?
YOU TOOK A *** ON MY CAR!
- WHOA, COME ON. - OH, ***!
[car alarm continues blaring]
- DON'T-- - COME ON!
- HERE WE GO.
[laughs]
GO, CHARLIE, GO!
- NOTHING FURTHER.
- [scoffs]
[stifled chuckle]
- MR. RUNKLE... - YEAH.
- WOULD YOU DESCRIBE MR. MOODY AS MORE
THAN JUST A CLIENT?
- ABSOLUTELY.
I WOULD DESCRIBE HIM AS A FRIEND.
MY BEST FRIEND.
- AND IN WHAT WAYS HAS HE ACTED AS YOUR FRIEND?
- WELL, THERE WAS A TIME I WAS ESTRANGED FROM MY WIFE--
WE'RE NOW DIVORCED.
SHE'S HAVING ANOTHER MAN'S BABY.
THEY'RE LIVING TOGETHER NOW.
- MR. RUNKLE. - YES?
- WE DON'T NEED QUITE THAT MUCH DETAIL.
- OH, I'M SORRY. ANYWAY, UH...
HANK AND I WENT OUT DRINKING ONE NIGHT,
AND LONG STORY SHORT, WE MET THIS WOMAN.
SHE CAME BACK WITH US TO HANK'S PLACE,
AND I STARTED PUTTING THE MOVES ON HER.
BUT SHE REALLY WASN'T THAT INTERESTED.
FACT IS, SHE WANTED TO SLEEP WITH HANK.
BUT HANK REALLY WASN'T THAT INTERESTED.
HE WANTED TO GO TO BED.
YOU KNOW, GET SOME SLEEP.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT HE DID? - MR. RUNKLE, IT'S OKAY,
LET ME REPHRASE THE QUESTION. - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
NO, YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT HE DID?
HE AGREED TO HAVE A THREESOME WITH US ANYWAY.
THAT'S RIGHT, BECAUSE THAT IS THE KIND OF FRIEND HE IS.
AND IT TURNED INTO A TOTAL BOTCH TOO
BECAUSE THE WOMAN IN QUESTION WAS A SQUIRTER.
PSHHH--A SQUIRTER! - MR. RUNKLE!
- I'M SORRY.
A FEMALE EJACULATOR.
- NOTHING FURTHER, YOUR HONOR.
- MR. RUNKLE, YOU'RE EXCUSED.
- IF IT PLEASE THE COURT, THE STATE CALLS
KAREN VAN DER BEEK.
IN YOUR OPINION, HOW MUCH DID HANK MOODY HATE BILL LEWIS?
- WELL, HATE IS A VERY STRONG WORD.
- I HATE YOU, BILL.
- THAT'S LOVELY, HANK. THANK YOU.
- [loudly] KAREN? KAREN!
- HEY... - KAREN!
CAN I HAVE MY FAMILY BACK NOW?
PLEASE? PRETTY PLEASE?
- GO AWAY, HANK.
- I FEEL I MUST WARN YOU, BILL, I HAVE A GUN.
AND I WILL USE IT.
I WILL SHOOT YOU RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES.
AND IF THAT DOESN'T WORK, I WILL KICK YOU IN THE ***.
- THAT'S A WATER GUN, HANK.
- FILLED WITH HOT SAUCE, ***. BANZAI!
- HANK, WHAT THE ***! WILL YOU GROW UP!
GIVE THAT--STOP.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? KAREN--
HI, KAREN. YOU'RE SO PRETTY.
- ARE YOU OKAY? - SHALL I LINGER?
- NO, NO, I GOT IT. - THIS IS GETTING OLD, HANK.
- NO OLDER THAN YOU ARE, BILL.
BOOYAH!
- SHUT UP. - NAILED IT!
- I'M SORRY...HANK, GO. - OKAY, ARE YOU READY?
- ARE YOU READY TO COME HOME NOW?
- WHAT? - ARE YOU READY TO CALL AN END
TO THIS LITTLE FLIGHT OF FANCY?
BECAUSE GUESS WHAT-- I FORGIVE YOU.
- HANK...SHUT UP. - YOU'RE WELCOME.
- IT'S OVER, OKAY? THE FAT LADY HAS SUNG.
SHE HAS LEFT THE BUILDING. YOU'VE GOTTA GET USED TO THIS.
- LET ME SEE BECCA. - NO, YOU'RE DRUNK.
- SHE'S SEEN ME DRUNK BEFORE.
AND I'M A HAPPY DRUNK, ANYWAY. YEEE...
- GO HOME. - DON'T USE THAT WORD.
YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO USE THAT WORD.
IT'S NOT FAIR. I DON'T HAVE A HOME.
- OKAY, I'M NOT USING IT, OKAY?
GO HOME. - GIVE ME MY GUN.
GIVE ME MY GUN. CAN I HAVE MY GUN BACK?
- YES. [gun squirts]
- OW! OH!
- YOUR CROSS, MS. RHOADS.
- LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.
YOU BROKE UP WITH MR. MOODY,
MOVED IN WITH MR. LEWIS, AGREED TO MARRY HIM,
BUT LEFT HIM ON YOUR WEDDING NIGHT
TO MOVE BACK IN WITH MR. MOODY.
YOU THEN KICKED MR. MOODY OUT BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT
HE IMPREGNATED A FRIEND,
MOVED TO NEW YORK FOR A JOB OPPORTUNITY,
LEFT YOUR DAUGHTER IN MR. MOODY'S CARE,
CAME BACK, PLAYED HOUSE SOME MORE.
AND THEN YOU BROKE IT OFF YET AGAIN
WHEN MR. MOODY WAS ACCUSED OF STATUTORY ***.
IS THAT CORRECT?
- WOW.
YOU MAKE ME SOUND CRAZY WHEN YOU SAY IT OUT LOUD LIKE THAT.
- YOUR WORDS, NOT MINE.
IS THAT THE SEQUENCE OF EVENTS?
- YES.
- NOTHING FURTHER.
- I LIKE THIS WHOLE RECESS IDEA.
TAKES ME BACK TO MY FORMATIVE YEARS.
HOW LONG DO WE GET?
DO WE HAVE TIME FOR A GAME OF KICKBALL?
- MAYBE SHE'LL GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE.
- AH, ***.
YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO BE SO *** HER UP THERE, YOU KNOW.
- DO YOU WANT TO GO TO JAIL?
- IS THIS ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR TRICK QUESTIONS?
- JUST LET ME DO MY JOB.
YOU JUST SIT THERE AND LOOK PRETTY.
- I CAN DO THAT.
I THINK.
- HOW DEEP DO THESE FEELINGS RUN, BY THE WAY?
- HUH?
- I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT I'M DEALING WITH HERE.
- I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M HAVING A RELATIONSHIP CONVERSATION
WITH MY LAWYER ON THE FIRST DAY OF MY TRIAL.
- I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M HAVING A RELATIONSHIP CONVERSATION.
- I KNOW. YOU'RE SUCH A GIRL, RIGHT?
- SHUT UP. I AM SERIOUS-- I WILL CUT YOUR *** OFF.
- AND...I'M HARD.
- AGAIN.
ET TU, RUNKLE-US?
- OKAY, YOU--
AFTER ALL THE STORIES WE REHEARSED,
I MISSED THE PART WHERE I SAID, "*** IT,
LET'S GO WITH FEMALE ***!"
- I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY.
HE KEPT--HE WAS TWISTING MY WORDS AROUND.
DID YOU SEE THAT?
I GOT REALLY *** NERVOUS.
- OH, IT'S OKAY, BUDDY BOY. IT'S ALL RIGHT.
AND FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH, IT WAS REALLY FUN
HEARING THAT POOP STORY AGAIN.
- I KNOW. RIGHT? [laughs]
- IF IT PLEASE THE COURT, THE STATE CALLS WILLIAM LEWIS.
- HERE COMES SWEET *** WILLIE.
DO YOU FIND HIM ATTRACTIVE, SEXUALLY?
[Hank muttering indistinctly]
- MIA!
- DADDY? WELCOME HOME.
- GET INSIDE, NOW!
WHAT THE *** ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?
- I CAME TO GET MY FAMILY...
BUT I PASSED OUT.
- YOU'RE PATHETIC. - NE--
- OH, GOOD GOD, MAN,
GET YOURSELF TOGETHER!
- GET ME A STRAINER. I'LL CLEAN IT UP.
I'LL MAKE IT NICE.
- JUST GET THE *** OUT OF HERE.
- I CAN DO THAT.
JUST DO ME A SOLID, BILL.
DON'T TELL 'EM I WAS HERE.
- THAT WOULD BE MY PLEASURE.
- I'M SORRY I'M SUCH A *** IN THE PUNCH BOWL.
I JUST REALLY MISS THEM.
- YEAH, I'M SURE YOU DO. THEY'RE PRETTY FANTASTIC.
AND AS MUCH AS YOU BLAME ME, THIS IS YOUR DOING.
- I KNOW THAT.
WHY DO YOU THINK I'M SO *** UP?
CAN YOU GIVE ME A HAND?
- YEAH.
- YOU'RE A NICE MAN, BILL.
[gags] - OH, JESUS!
ARE YOU OKAY? - YEAH.
- ALL RIGHT. - YOU'RE HANDSOME TOO.
A REAL TALL DRINK OF WATER.
I SEE WHAT KAREN SEES IN YOU NOW--I GET IT.
I BET YOU'VE GOT A NICE *** TOO.
YOU MUST.
- OOH! - KAREN HAS A THING
FOR PRETTY DONGS.
- LET'S GO. - GOOD FOR YOU, BILL.
- SO LET ME SEE IF I UNDERSTAND.
WHEN YOU ARRIVED HOME FROM YOUR BUSINESS TRIP.
YOU FOUND HANK AND MIA HAVING SOME SORT OF
POOLSIDE CONVERSATION.
- THAT'S CORRECT.
AND WHEN WAS THAT, EXACTLY?
- JULY 12, 2007.
- WHICH WOULD MEAN YOU ARRIVED HOME
AND SAW HANK MOODY HAVING A CONVERSATION
WITH YOUR DAUGHTER PRIOR TO THE NIGHT OF AUGUST 13th?
- YES.
[courtroom murmuring]
- [bangs gavel] QUIET DOWN, PLEASE. QUIET.
- MR. LEWIS, DO YOU BELIEVE
THAT HANK MOODY SET OUT TO SLEEP WITH YOUR DAUGHTER
AS A WAY OF GETTING BACK AT YOU?
- I MOST CERTAINLY DO. YES.
[scattered murmurs]
- [bangs gavel] QUIET.
- NO FURTHER QUESTIONS. YOUR WITNESS.
- MR. LEWIS... [clears throat]
WHAT CONDITION WAS THE DEFENDANT IN
WHEN YOU FOUND HIM TALKING TO YOUR DAUGHTER?
- HE WAS DRUNK.
- HOW DRUNK?
- BLOTTO.
[music bleeding through earphones]
- [sniffs]
- [groans]
WHO--WHO THE *** ARE YOU?
- I LIVE HERE. WHO THE *** ARE YOU?
- MY FAMILY LIVES HERE. I'VE COME TO RESCUE THEM.
- HMM. HOW'S THAT WORKING OUT FOR YOU?
- NOT AS WELL AS I'D PLANNED.
- HMM. IF THEY WERE REALLY YOUR FAMILY,
DON'T YOU THINK THEY'D BE WITH YOU RIGHT NOW?
- IT'S COMPLICATED.
- YOU REALLY LOVE THEM, DON'T YOU?
- YEAH. SO MUCH SO THAT THE WORDS THEMSELVES
SOUND UNSPEAKABLY LAME.
- GOD, THAT'S HOT.
- MIA!
- DADDY? WELCOME HOME.
- GET INSIDE, NOW!
- WHY DIDN'T YOU THINK TO MENTION THIS BEFORE?
- BECAUSE I--I DIDN'T THINK IT MATTERED.
I MEAN, HE WAS SO DRUNK.
HE WAS IN AND OUT OF SLEEP.
THE NIGHT THAT WE MET AT THE BOOKSTORE,
HE HAD NO IDEA WHO I WAS. NONE.
- WHAT WAS YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH KAREN LIKE?
- IT WAS FINE. SHE WAS NICE.
- I DIDN'T ASK IF SHE WAS NICE.
I ASKED WHAT YOUR RELATIONSHIP WAS LIKE
WHEN YOU WERE FORCED TO LIVE TOGETHER UNDER THE SAME ROOF.
- HEY, MIA, WHERE ARE YOU GOING
DRESSED LIKE THAT? - UH, OUT.
- OUT WHERE?
- JUST OUT. WHO CARES?
- I CARE. WHO WITH?
- SOME GUY.
- SOME GUY? WHAT, SOME GUY FROM SCHOOL?
- NO, HE'S OLDER. - HE'S OLDER?
OKAY, HOW MUCH OLDER?
- SIGNIFICANTLY.
- MIA, COME ON.
YOUR DAD'S OUT OF TOWN.
HE IS NOT GONNA WANT YOU TRAMPING AROUND
WITH SOME OLDER GUY.
- MY DAD'S ALWAYS OUT OF TOWN.
I DON'T THINK HE CARES ABOUT MY WHEREABOUTS.
- MIA, COME ON.
HEY, BECCA AND I, WE'RE GONNA WATCH A MOVIE.
UM, MANHATTAN. I JUST--
YOU WANT TO JOIN US?
- I DON'T WANT TO SEE A MOVIE. I WANT TO GO OUT.
BUT YOU KNOW, MAYBE-- MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T.
MAYBE THERE'S TROUBLE OUT THERE.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
- WELL, WHAT'S SO WRONG WITH THAT?
DON'T YOU EVER WANT TO JUST GO OUT
AND GET INTO TROUBLE? - SURE, WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, I WISH ONCE IN A WHILE
SOMEONE HAD ASKED ME TO STAY IN
AND WATCH A MOVIE INSTEAD.
COME ON, YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.
- NAH, I'M GONNA GO. - MIA,
YOU KNOW WHAT, AT THIS POINT I'M NOT REALLY ASKING YOU,
I'M TELLING YOU. - OH, YOU'RE TELLING ME.
- YEAH. - [chuckles] OH.
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?
- DON'T TEST ME. - [laughs]
*** YOU.
SHE WAS JUST BEING SWEET.
BUT THAT JUST MADE ME MORE MAD, YOU KNOW.
MY MOTHER WAS DEAD,
AND MY FATHER DECIDED TO BURY HIS GRIEF
IN A NEW GIRLFRIEND.
I JUST WANTED TO GO OUT AND GET INTO TROUBLE.
AT THE SAME TIME, I WANTED HER TO STOP ME.
IT FELT GOOD, SOMEONE CARING ENOUGH TO SAY NO,
BUT I JUST TOLD HER, "*** OFF," AND I STORMED OUT.
THAT GUY WAS A JERK.
I LEFT HIM AT SOME BAR ON ABBOT KINNEY,
AND I STARTED WALKING HOME THINKING
I'D CATCH WHATEVER WAS LEFT OF MANHATTAN.
BUT THEN I WANDERED INTO THE BOOKSTORE,
AND I FOUND THE TROUBLE THAT I WAS LOOKING FOR.
- NOTHING FURTHER.
- ♪ I AM WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE ♪
- THAT WAS HORRIBLE.
IT WAS LIKE WATCHING THIS IS YOUR LIFE IN 3-D,
ON ACID, WITH MY CREEPY UNCLE'S *** ON MY SHOULDER.
- WHAT THE ***, HANK? - WHAT THE *** WHAT?
- THAT JURY IS NOW UNDER THE ASSUMPTION
THAT YOU KNEW MIA BEFORE YOU ACTUALLY SLEPT TOGETHER.
- YES, BUT--
- THE SEED OF DOUBT HAS BEEN PLANTED.
THAT'S ALL IT TAKES. DO YOU--
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.
- WHEW, SOME DAY, HUH?
- SO YOU KNEW WHO SHE WAS ALL ALONG?
- NO, NOT YOU TOO, KAREN.
NO, I HAVE NO MEMORY OF THAT. NONE.
- AMNESIA. CONVENIENT.
- YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, THOSE DAYS WERE ALL A BLUR TO ME.
- I DO UNDERSTAND. YEAH.
YOU CAN'T REMEMBER. I WILL NEVER FORGET!
- IT'S THAT ***'S JOB
TO MAKE ME LOOK LIKE AN ***.
- YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT, HE DIDN'T HAVE TO WORK TOO HARD.
- THE ONLY THING I'M GUILTY OF IS POOR JUDGMENT.
- YEAH, ME TOO. *** YOU!
- ♪ HEY ♪
♪ ♪
♪ UNH ♪
♪ RUNNIN' A LONG WAY ♪
♪ I AM WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE ♪
♪ I'M WANTED EVERYWHERE ♪
♪ I'VE GOT TO SURVIVE ♪
♪ NOW, ALL I'M TRYING TO DO ♪
♪ IS FIND A PEACEFUL PLACE ♪
♪ BUT THEY SAY I HAVE AN OUTLAW FACE ♪
♪ HUH, MY LORD ♪
♪ I HAVE AN OUTLAW'S FACE ♪
[chuckling]
♪ I HAVE AN OUTLAW'S FACE ♪
♪ THEY SAY I HAVE AN OUTLAW'S FACE ♪
♪ OH, MY, YES I HAVE AN OUTLAW'S FACE ♪
♪ I HAVE AN OUTLAW'S FACE ♪
♪ OH, MY LORD I HAVE AN OUTLAW'S FACE ♪
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