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Quiet on the set!
Roll camera!
Cure the shield!
How do you cure a shield?
Do shields get sick?
That was a slip of the tongue, Scotty.
He meant to say "Cue the shield."
Well, that's different.
I wish I was in Disney, away, away.
In Disneyland I'll take my stand to share the magic of Disney.
Uh, Scotty?
You called, Sam?
Why did you put a Walt Disney caption up
when this is supposed to be a Warner Bros. cartoon?
I thought this was going to be a remake of "Who Framed Roger Rabbit."
So did I, Scotty.
It would be fun to see Bugs Bunny and Mickey Mouse together again.
I've been to Disney World myself.
XD. The shield is laughing.
XD! XD! XD!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Civil Defense.
Protecting civilians from themselves.
Ha-ha! Very funny!
"Civil Defense."
Got any more bright ideas, Scotty?
[Scotty] I got a million of them, Sam.
E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial.
E.T., phone home.
SCOTTYYYYYYYYYYYY!
You bellowed, Saaaaaaaaaaam?
Yes, I bellowed, Scotty!
Do I have to show you what the shield's supposed to look like?
Judas Priest, Sam!
You make me feel like I'm in a second-grade classroom!
Now look, Scotty.
This is what I want to see zooming in: the WB Shield.
I've got eyes, Sam!
Quit acting like such an ***!
[Sam] If
you
call
me
an ***
one
more
time
it's
over!
Capeesh?
[Scotty] Sheesh!
[Sam] And shush the sheesh!
SCOTTY, YOOOOOOOOOOOOU'RE FIRED!
Fired!?
FIRED!?
Yes, fired!
And this time, it's permanent!
[Sam] Get out and STAY out!
[CRASH!]
Microsoft Sam!
You re-hire Scotty right now!
Never, Beulah, and that's final!
And if I see you anywhere near that dime-a-dozen bum, you're dead!
You hear me? D-E-A-D dead!
Microsoft Sam!
You know I detest violence in the studio!
You bring Scotty back right now, or I'll report you to Mr. Warner! Capeesh?
davemadson, you don't mean!
I do mean.
Aaagh! The horror! The horror!
There, there, Sam.
Dave and I will bring Scotty back.
Headquarters.
The nerve center of everything.
Hello? Mr. Warner?
Why won't you let me fire Scotty for messing up the Looney Tunes intros?
You don't mean!
The horror! The horror!
What did Mr. Warner say, Sam?
He said if I kicked Scotty out, he'd nail me to the WB Shield.
What a grouch!
Well, it takes one to know one, Sam!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Oh sphincter!
SCOTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
What's the matter now, Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam?
"Scottyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?"
"Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam?"
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
You don't say "4-Q" to your boss, Scotty!
That's insubordination!
Take it easy, Sam.
You're over-reacting.
I'll do what I *** well please, davemadson!
I'm the boss here, and what I say goes!
Since when do YOU take jurisdiction over ME in one of MY videos?
Don't interfere, you ***!
Oooh, what an insult!
Microsoft Sam!
Stop being such a control freak and leave davemadson alone!
Okay, Beulah. I know who my boss is.
But you're still forbidden to date Radar Overseer Scotty and that's final!
Calm down, Beulah.
Sam's just over-reacting again.
Stay
cool.
Uh-oh!
Tantrum
is
coming
on.
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT!
MICROSOFT SAM, IF YOU PUNISH ME FOR DATING RADAR OVERSEER SCOTTY
I'LL TELL MR. WARNER ON YOU
YOU *** *** *** *** *** *** *** ***!!!
[BOOM!!!]
Beulah! Are you all right?
I'm...okay, Scotty.
I'm sorry I blew up over Sam's refusal to let me date you.
A-ha! Caught you!
Get out! You're both fired!
Both of you! Out-out-out-out-out!
Microsoft Sam, are you nuts?
Re-hire them immediately, or I tell Mr. Warner on you!
Never!
And for their criminal insubordination, I'm calling the cops!
This is all justified, you hear? Justified!
Justified my ***!
Re-hire them, or I tell Mr. Warner on you!
Take it easy, Sam.
This minor disagreement will pass.
Remain
calm.
Uh-oh!
Tantrum in five, four, three, two, one...
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP!
DAVEMADSON, I DON'T CARE IF THIS IS YOUR VIDEO
AND I DON'T CARE WHAT MR. WARNER DOES TO ME!
I WANT TO HAVE SOME AUTHORITY AROUND HERE
AND I SAY STOP INTERFERING WITH WHAT I SAY IS JUSTIFIED
YOU *** *** *** *** *** *** *** ***!!!
[BOOM!!!]
Sam? Are you all right?
I'm okay, Anna.
I wish davemadson would let me have my way with Scotty and Beulah for once.
Don't get worked up over it, Sam.
I'm sure Dave knows what's best for us.
Anna's right, Sam.
The issue of Scotty and Beulah staying or going is nothing to throw tantrums over.
Will you re-hire them, or shall I call Mr. Warner?
Okay, Dave, I know when I'm licked.
Scotty and Beulah, you're re-hired.
And this time, let's get this Looney Tunes intro right.
Roger-dodger!
I thought it was "Roger Wilco."
Whatever.
*** *** Pictures?
That's one *** *** of a picture.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Uh-oh! Methinks I goofed.
Youthinks right, Scotty, but let's try again.
World Beaters.
We beat up the world for you.
World Beaters beating up the world?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
[BUZZER]
Holy Schneikees!
Only five more minutes to go!
We only have time for one more try.
Well, here goes nothing!
Well, we almost got it,
but the caption "Looney Tunes" should go above the Technicolor byline.
Righto, Sam.
I'll get on it right away.
Uh, not now, Scotty.
It's clocking-out time.
Let's pick it up there in the morning.
[Beulah] Cheer up, Scotty.
Even the best of them have their bad days.
[Scotty] True, Beulah,
but I keep thinking of what Sam would do to us
if we keep screwing up the Looney Tunes intro.
[Sam] And I keep seeing myself being nailed to the WB Shield by Mr. Warner.
[davemadson] Maybe I can persuade him to not be so rough on you
just because you keep fouling up the Looney Tunes intro.
[Anna] I just got off the phone with Mr. Warner.
[Sam] What did he say?
[Anna] He says he promises he won't nail you to the shield as punishment.
[Sam] Whew! That's a relief.
[Anna] He also promises it won't be any worse than tar and feathers.
[Sam] Oh sphincter!