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Is that you John Wayne?
Is this me?..... Who said that?
Who the *** said that?
Who's the slimy little bucket of ***, twinkle toes, *** sucker down here who just signed his own death warrant?
Nobody huh?
The Fairy *** godmother said it! Out *** standing! I will PT you all until you *** Die!
I'll PT you until your *** holes are sucking buttermilk! Was it you, you scroungy little ***, HUH? Sir no sir. You little piece of ***, you look like a *** dog, I bet it was you! ruf ruf ruff. Sir I said it sir...
Well...
No ***! What have we got here a *** comedian? Private Goofy!
I admire your honesty.
Hell,I like you. You can come over to my house and *** my sister. "OOOFF" You little *** bag! I got your name! I got your ***!
You will not laugh, you will not cry, you will learn by the numbers. I will teach you! Now get up get on your feet.
You had best not *** yourself, or I will unscrew your head and *** down your neck. Sir yes sir!
Private Goofy. Why did you join my beloved corp? Sir to kill sir. So you're a killer? Sir yes sir! Let me see your war face!
Sir? You got a war face? AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
That's a war face Now let me see your war face.
BWAAAAAAHHH! ***! You didn't convince me. Let me see your real war face! BWAUAUAUAUAUAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
You don't scare me, work on it!
Yes sir! woof woof woof woof woof.
Did your parents have any children that lived? Sir yes sir. I bet they regret that! You're so ugly
you could be a modern art masterpiece.
Whats your name fatbody? Sir, Mickey Mouse sir! Mickey what? Of Arabia? Sir no sir. That name sounds like royalty are you royalty?
Sir no sir. Do you suck ***? Sir no sir. ***, I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
Sir no sir. I don't like the name mickey, Only faggots and sailors are called Mickey.... From now on you're Gomer pyle. Sir yes sir.... Do you think I'm cute private pyle? Do you think I'm funny? Sir no sir.... Then wipe that disgusting grin off your face. Sir yes sir.
Well any *** time sweet heart!
Sir I'm trying sir. Private pyle I will give you three seconds. Exactly three *** seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face, Or I will gouge out your
Eye balls and skull *** you! ONE! TWO! THREE!
Sir I can't help it sir. *** get on your knees scumbag.
Now choke yourself!
God damnit! With my hand ***!
Don't pull my hand over there, I said choke yourself. Now lean forward and choke yourself.
Are you through grinning? Yes sir.
***, I can't hear you! Sir yes sir.
***!
I still can't hear you! Sound off like you've got a pair! SIR YES SIR!
that's enough
get on your feet...
Private pyle you had best square your *** away and start *** me tiffany cuff-links, or I will deffintely *** you up. sir yes sir.