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M: Hi I’m Meche (Her mic was turned off for the first little bit sorry)
K: I’m Katie, nice to meet everyone even though no one’s on here (we were trying to broadcast to twitch)
M:This is m&k gaming
M: We’re going to be starting life is strange before the storm, it’s the prequel to the first game, this is the first episode
K: Right, so kind of like, as a precursor: We played life is strange, Meche’s played life is strange a few times Like two or three times, maybe four?
M: Yeah three times
K: Yeah and I played once, uh, all the episodes essentially in a day
K: So I didn’t get into it as much as I wanted to Like I didn’t cry at everything but I did cry a lot
K: So
K: Like you [meche] were there, you saw me (embarassed laughing) M: Yeah, yeah, you were crying a lot and then I started crying
M: Because you’d chosen to save the bay instead of THE BAE
K: So I sacrificed my girlfriend for the sake of everyone else - I don’t know if I regret that or not? I’m still kinda torn
M: And we-we’re gonna be quiet through these cut scenes
K: (That’s the nice way of telling me to shut up)
M: (Sorry I love you) K: (I love you too don’t worry)
M: OKAY no we’re not how come every time we see a movie or a train or something it’s gay? I've noticed usually if there's a train you're gonna see something gay
K: What makes you say that? I haven’t noticed that
M: It’s like a trope and in LGBT things there’s usually a train or train tracks. You know, people walking down train tracks or lying on the train tracks (Side note: fried green tomatoes is a good example of this)
Both: I don’t know
K: You know, I love her with brown hair I like her with blue hair, but like I LOVE her with brown
M: Yeah, I mean, she’s more punk rock and more rough around the edges with blue hair. Like in her younger days she was just starting to be
K: Yeah, no, I like her brown hair especially because it brings out the blue in her eyes, wheras with her blue hair, like
K: You can see that her eyes are blue But it’s kinda, it just fades into the background
M: Right
K: So it’s not like she’s any prettier with brown or blue hair but this one brings out her eyes
M: Right, right
K: Uh! Same M: That is you
K:That reminds me- [we decide who gets to speak] That reminds me of the first few pages of the hunger games
K: Because she was like ‘I hear the hum of the barbed wire and the electricity and I leap over it’
K: F*****g Katniss ***
M: So we’re going to have to censor your cursing, we'll have sound bites to play over it
K: *Exasperated sigh*
M: Like an animal sound or, like, a funny noise?
K: Bear in mind it happens a lot, so I apologize
M: And the sound is gonna be an inside joke from each episode, hopefully
K: Or just, like, a suggestion, so you can leave suggestions [for what the censor sound should be] like the Yoshi [tongue] sound or
K: What was it one time? That we were gonna say like a clown..? Like a clown honk or something?
M: Yeah that’s it, it was a clown honk
M: And then once we get enough followers 😉
M: Once we get enough supporters, we’ll start a swear jar that katie has to donate to a certain charity [we don’t know yet which one]
K: *deep sigh* damnit
K: I can’t afford that!
K: Okay I saw, I read [the note] as ‘David Madsen’ at first and I was like (f**k no)
M: (F**k)
K: Who would name their fighting dog ‘goldie’? That’s what I named my goldfish
M: Yikes
Both: *Surprised ‘oh’s*
M: I mean why are you doing it outside?
K: How didn’t they see her before? Right? M: Why do it out in public?
K: That’s me when I get in a fight: ‘I didn't mean it I’m sorry’
M: I feel like, since it’s frank’s RV, I don’t wanna mess it up or spray paint it
K: Yeah I get that
M: Like we shouldn’t vandalize his rv
K: Yeah but here’s the thing there’s like a book of the [graffiti] she can do so I kinda wanna see what the possibilities are here, we can always say no right?
M: But I don’t want it to have consequences
K: I mean, we can just, say no? If the things that we can draw aren’t cool enough then I’m just gonna be like ‘nah’
M: No I don’t think we should
K: Why??? ☹
K: I wanna see what she could draw or, draw/paint
M: (obviously salty) Okay well there’s backing out now
K: I’m pretty sure there’s a way to not do it right? Oh *** nevermind
M: Not a *** lab? Free candy!
K: Aw damnit *tsk*
M: Go ahead, which one do you want?
K: Free candy, on this. Because ‘not a *** lab’ is like - I don’t know
M: Yeah because it’d be easier to get spotted by a cop
K: But if it’s ‘free candy’ then, people already know that joke and they’re like ‘ooooh hah that’s funny’ and like, just ignore them
M: Oh god I feel like she’s gonna write something worse
M: Yup
M: Oh heeeeeeeeey
K: I forgot about these, where she’s really salty about Max, her girlfriend, leaving her
M: Do you want to read these? K: Sure, we can, I mean
M: Oh yeah there’s just four K: (Mocking) JUST four pages? Let’s read ALL of them
M: I mean I can read one and you can read one? K: That works
M: Oh there’s six K: Oh
K: Should we just do a summary (because we’ve already read these) or should we just read them?
M: Well, here’s just, pause right now if you want to read these
K: “Chloe the electric sheep” I like the little nicknames she makes for herself
K: Like Lil Dicky, like in every one of his songs [he has a different nickname] “it’s your boy lil dicky, AKA mr leftward sloping ***”
M: What?? K: Right! He just makes a random aka in every video
K: So like
K: So I think at one point it was like ‘aka’…..f*****g….
K: Like ‘simple math algebra’ or something
K: I know that’s not right but it was something (Side note: I later found out it was the independent variable, I wasn’t close at all)
M: So look here’s where all of her tags go, like a gallery
K: No, I know, I told you that, I was like “there’s a book of all the graffiti that she can do”
M: Oh okay, yeah
M: [Unintelligible, I’m so sorry I can’t make this out, there’s a ‘pls don’t graffiti’ message in here]
K: Hah, graffiti is bad! Unless you’re an art student and can actually do a good job you shouldn’t get into too much trouble?
M: No
K: “Ponder”
Both: [Unintelligible bantering about how sketchy the place is]
K: Yeah, yeah I get that
K: Like, I know myself, I’ll say *** to pretend to be tough
K: Like I almost got into a fight with a guy at a hot dog stand last night, and he called me a smartass and I kept calling back at him
K: But I’m not doing that because I want to but like, you know?
K: I just say *** to feel tough, but I’m a goody-good (lie)
M: NO no you’re not
K: Like?? I’ve never even touched a weed before, I’m good
M: Okay but for this next part: I love how her special ability is being a smartass
K: Right! Same
K: I feel like that's me but she’s much better at it
K: Aw there’s a little kennel
K: We didn’t do this earlier
M: Yeah I went and watched a few playthroughs and I found cool tips and tricks and secrets
K: (Offended) Uh!
M: I found all the cool nooks and crannies we didn’t get to
K: Cheater!
K: I love how it’s a wood sliding door! I love those, especially in/for kitchen pantries, like if there isn’t a good door for it? Like a clear opening forward, eliminating the space in the kitchen, just have a sliding door! Saves you space
M: I was just thinking ‘how did Rachel get inside?’ but she has Frank, and he knows like everyone so he can get her in places
K: Frank, yeah, I was just about to say, didn't she just- she loved frank (quote from the first game: "my lioness")
M: Okay let's start backtalk!
K: Let me inside now!!
K: He's got like, really cool tattoos, like Moana's Maui-style, you know?
M: But did you know that face tattoos were actually, correct me if I'm wrong, were Celtic
K: I did not know that! That's pretty cool
M: [Unintelligible]
K: Yeah, did you know that Nordic men would steal british women away from their [husbands], because they showered like three times as often?
K: And the british women were like, to their husbands, 'y'all f*****g stink, and I want to go with this man who will bleach his hair and shower as much as they should so they don't smell awful'
K: Remember the 'i don't do cute'? Yep
K: I love the bull thing in his nose (it's a septum ring, I'm dumb)
K: 'Girls kick ***' remember?
K: I think that's what we did last time
K: Who's your boss?
M: She assaulted her way in! This would never happen in real life
K: I like this part!
M: I feel like, this would be you without Valentin (Katie's boyfriend)
K: Honestly? Maybe.
K: I have a, pretty much, the f*****g green giant on my side that keeps me in check
M: (Laughing at me) The green giant?
K: The green giant is a wholesome, beautiful, peaceful person
M: Why are you calling him the green giant though?
K: Because he's a wholesome, beautiful, peaceful person
M: .....he's not green
K: He's not green, I get that
K: But he is a big guy so
K: He's- he's tall, yeah he's pretty tall
K: Like f****n..... 5'11? 6'?
K: Uh! F**k