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>>> WELCOME TO "RED EYE."
IT IS LIKE THE YOUNG AND THE
RESTLESS IF BY YOUNG YOU ME
YOUNG AND RESTLESS YOU MEAN
ROLLING AROUND IN THE TRUNK OF
MY HONDA.
ANDY LEVY IS OFF DOING
SOMETHING JEWISH.
AND TILLING IN FOR HIM IS TOM
SHILLUE DOING SOMETHING NOT
JEWISH.
HIS LATEST CD IS CALLED
"IMPOSSIBLE."
OH THERE HE IS.
HE HAS THE PRE GAME REPORT.
>> HI, GREG.
COMING UP ON TONIGHT'S SHOW
THE NAACP AND THE *** MEET IN
WYOMING.
THE SURPRISING THING, THE
MEETING APPEEDAR TO BE MORE
COR COR -- COR JILL THAN
VLADIMIR PUTIN AND OBAMA.
AND HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO ZIP
THROUGH THE AIRPORT?
THE TSA WILL LET YOU IF YOU
GET FINGERPRINTED AND PAY THEM
$85.
TSA, I WOULD BE WILLING TO PAY
YOU $885.
AND YOU CAN STILL PAT ME DOWN
WHICH I NEVER HAD A PROBLEM
WITH.
AND MILEY CYRUS HAS BROKEN HER
SILENCE ABOUT HER VMA
PERFORMANCE SAYING SHE WAS NOT
OUT TO OFFEND.
SHE WAS OUT TO MAKE HISTORY.
MAKING HER IMPRESSION BECAUSE
WE OBLIGED.
>> WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
>> IT MEANS HAVING FORE
KNOWLEDGE.
>> THANKS FOR THAT O'REILLY.
LET'S WELCOME OUR GUEST.
SHE IS CUTER THAN A CARE BEAR
STABBING A MY LITTLE PONY WITH
A KNIFE MADE OF RAINBOWS.
I AM HERE WITH DANA PERINO,
WHITE HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY
AND ONE OF MY CO-HOSTS ON "THE
FIVE."
SHE LOOKS THRILLED.
AND IF HILARITY WAS SMOKE
RINGS WEALTHY MEN WITH BLOW
HIM AT SMOKE CLUBS.
IT IS DANA SMALL.
>> HASH TAG RED EYE.
>> AND CALL HIM WITH DIRECTION
TOTS NEAREST BRIDGE.
MY REPULSIVE SIDEKICK, BILL
SCHULZ.
WHAT IS THAT?
>> AND IF MUSICAL GENIUS WAS
MATH HOMEWORK I WOULD DO HIM
ON THE BUS EVERY MORNING.
IT IS ARIEL PINK AND HE IS
DRINKING SOMETHING.
>> A BLOCK.
THE LEDE.
THAT'S THE FIRST STORY.
[INAWED -- DASH.
>> IT IS PEACE AT HAND WITH
THE KU KLUX ***.
LAST WEEKEND IN A MIND
EXPLODING -- EXPLODING
DEVELOPMENT.
WHAT AM I READING HERE?
THEY MET WITH A *** ORGANIZER
IN WYOMING WHICH ANYWAY THE
PRESIDENT OF A LOCAL NAACP
CHAPTER ASKED FOR THE SIT
DOWN.
THE FIRST EVER APPARENTLY.
AFTER HEARING REPORTS OF ***
LITERATURE AROUND THE TOWN OF
GILLETTE.
HE SAID, QUOTE, IT IS ABOUT
OPENING DIALOGUE WITH A GROUP
WHO CLAIM THEY ARE TRYING TORM .
THE QKK GUY IN-- THE *** GUY
PAID $50 TO GET THEIR INSIGHT
AND VIEWS INTO THE NEWS.
HE SAID, QUOTE, I DON'T KNOW
IF WE ACCOMPLISHED THAT MUCH.
IT IS ABOUT PROUD TO BE
WHITE.
>> FINALLY SOMEBODY SAYS IT.
>> YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS PROUD
TO BE WHITE?
THIS DOT.
>> ISN'T THAT A METAPHOR OF
TODAY'S SOCIETY?
THE WHITE MAN BEING CHASED BY
A GIANT DOG?
>> -- SHERROD, I GO TO YOU FOR
NO PARTICULAR REASON.
>> I KNEW.
IT I WAS AT THAT MEETING.
>> WOULD YOU HAVE GONE?
>> I WOULD HAVE GONE.
GOOD EATS.
RIBS POTATO SALAD.
>> WHY DO YOU THINK THE NAACP
DID IT?
>> BECAUSE THEY DON'T MATTER
ANYMORE.
BEING A LOCAL PRESIDENT OF THE
NAACP CHAPTER IS ALMOST
NOTHING, RIGHT?
>> I THOUGHT YOU WERE TALKING
ABOUT THE ***.
>> BOTH OF THESE GROUPS AND IT
IS LIKE, WHAT?
>> IN GILLETTE, WYOMING.
>> I THOUGHT IT WAS BOSTON.
DIDN'T GILLETTE COME FROM
BOSTON?
THE KRAFT FAMILY OWNS GILLETTE
AND THEY ARE IN BOSTON.
IT IS A WHITE THING TO BE,
SWEDISH.
>> DANA, TRY TO PULL THIS
SEGMENT INTO WHATEVER
CONFUSION WE WENT INTO.
YOU CREATED YOUR OWN HTEA
GROUP.
DO THESE MEETINGS WORK WHERE
THEY ARE OPPOSING SIDES?
I DON'T BELIEVE THIS IS AN
OPPOSING SIDE THING.
THE NAACP IS RESPECTABLE AND
THE *** IS NOT.
>> ONE OF THE KEY THINGS TO DO
IF YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE A
HATE GROUP LEARN TO DO GREAT
SELF-PROMOTION WHICH I THINK
IS WHAT ENDED UP HAPPENING
HERE.
THIS IS GILLETTE, WYOMING.
THIS IS NOT FAR FROM WHERE MY
GRANDFATHER'S RANCH OR GREAT
GRANDFATHER'S RANCH IS.
>> THAT PROVES IT.
>> IT IS A BIG MINE.
THERE IS A BIG MINE THERE.
THERE ARE JOBS AND DEVELOPMENT
AND GROWTH.
IT SEEMS BIZARRE THAT THERE
WOULD BE THIS KIND OF A
MEETING, BUT IT DIDN'T HURT
ANYBODY.
>> DIDN'T IT?
>> IT HURT THE NATION OF
ISLAM.
>> WELL, ISN'T THAT WHO IT IT
IS?
THE NATION OF ISLAM VERSUS THE
***?
>> THE NAACP IS DIFFERENT.
>> BRINGING UP MUSLIMS IS AN
ATTENTION GETTER.
>> GREAT THING TO DO ON "RED
EYE."
>> WHAT ABOUT THE WEST BURROW
BAPTIST CHURCH?
>> WHERE ARE THEY IN ALL OF
THIS?
>> THEY ARE AWESOME.
THEY ARE COOL.
>> WHY ARE THEY COOL?
>> I WANT TO BECOME A MEMBER
OF THEIR CHURCH.
>> WHY?
>> THEY ARE THE MOST HATED
PEOPLE ON THE PLANET. THEY
NEED LOVE TOO.
>> DO THEY REALLY?
>> OF COURSE THEY DO.
LAWYERS NEED LOVE TOO.
>> I STARTED A HATE GROUP.
WE JUST HATE YOU.
>> I GET MORE AND MORE
FEEDBACK FROM YOUR GROUP ON
TWITTER EVERY NIGHT.
>> WHY WOULD THE NAACP AGREE
TO DO THIS?
>> I THINK THEY THOUGHT IT WAS
A JOKE.
I THINK THEY THOUGHT THE KU
KLUX *** DIDN'T EXIST
ANYMORE.
THE REASON I DON'T THINK THIS
IS REAL IS THERE IS NO MEMBER
OF THE KU KLUX *** THAT COULD
AFFORD THE ADD MEETINGS FEE TO
GET INTO THE NAACP.
THEIR SHEETS AREN'T EVEN CLEAN
ANYMORE.
HALF OF THEM ARE DIRTY.
>> SOMEBODY WAS PASSING
OUTLETTER OR LITERATURE AND
PROMOTING HATE AND NOBODY
KNEW.
>> THEY SAID THEY WOULD HURT A
BLACK MAN IF HE DATED A WHITE
WOMAN?
IS THAT WHY THIS HAPPENED?
>> SOUNDS RIGHT.
>> THE WHOLE POINT WAS THE KU
KLUX *** WANTED TO GET AWAY
FROM HAVING BAD PUBLICITY AS A
GROUP.
THEN DISBAND THE GROUP.
>> THERE IS ANOTHER WAY TO
STICK AROUND FOR ANOTHER
YEAR.
MAKE PEACE WITH THE OTHER --
>> STICK IT OUT FOR ONE MORE
YEAR.
>> IT GIVES GILLETTE, WYOMING
A REPUTATION IT DOESN'T
DESERVE.
THAT'S A GREAT PLACE.
PEOPLE ARE WONDERFUL THERE.
THEY HAVE VERY GOOD SKIN
HYGIENE THERE.
>> I PROBABLY WILL GO TO
GILLETTE AND GET A FREE LUNCH
AND DINNER.
>> WOW.
>> YOU CAN MAKE A BLACK
GILLETTE SHAVING CREAM.
>> DOESN'T THE *** RIDE ON
FREE PUBLICITY BECAUSE WE
DON'T KNOW HOW MANY THEY ARE
BECAUSE THEY ALWAYS WEAR
MASKS?
THERE MIGHT ONLY BE 10 OF
THEM.
>> THEY ARE ANONYMOUS.
>> THEY ARE ANONYMOUS.
IT IS ANONYMOUS.
THAT MEANS YOU DON'T KNOW.
THEY MIGHT NOT EVEN EXIST.
THERE COULD BE 5.
>> WHICH MAKES THEM THE
BRAVEST HATE GROUP OUT THERE.
>> THE MORE YOU HIDE, THE MORE
YOU HAVE MY RESPECT.
>> WHEN YOU LOOK LIKE A
BLEACHED TRAFFIC CONE I HAVE A
LOT OF RESPECT FOR YOU.
>> LAST QUESTION TO YOU.
WHAT DO YOU THINK THEY WERE
TALKING ABOUT?
THE WHITES GOING WE THINK YOU
ARE INFERIOR AND DO YOU WANT
TO HAVE A BEER?
>> I DON'T LIKE YOU.
YOU DON'T LIKE ME, BUT WE BOTH
HATE THESE KIDS.
>> THEY ARE GOING TO KILL US
ALL.
>> LET'S DO ANOTHER RACE
STORY.
THAT WORKED SO WELL.
FROM MEETINGS TO GREETINGS.
WAS HER FAIL BEYOND THE PALE?
A PASTOR IN NORTH CAROLINA
RECENTLY E-MAILED VOLUNTEERS
ASKING WHITE PEOPLE GREET
SERVICES IN AN APPARENT BID TO
INCREASE DIVERSITY.
SHE HAPPENS TO BE BLACK AND
SHE WROTE THEY WERE EXPECTING
AN INCREASE IN VISITORS
BECAUSE FIRST IMPRESSIONS
MATTER THE FREEDOM HOUSE
CHURCH WANTED, QUOTE, THE BEST
OF THE BEST ON THE FRONT
DOORS.
AFTER THE ENSUING UPROAR A
SPOKESPERSON SAID THE E-MAIL
WAS A, QUOTE, ATTEMPT TO
EMPHASIZE OUR GREETING TEAM
REFLECT THE RACIAL DIVERSITY
OF OUR CONGREGATION.
SHE ADMITTED IT WAS A MISTAKE
AND SENT AN APOLOGY.
FOR MORE LET'S GO LIVE TO THIS
CAT UNDER A TABLE.
>> WE WILL BE LIMITED AND
BRIEF.
JUST A PREDICTION THOUGH.
IT IS A REVIEW OF MILITARY
STRIKES SO THEY HAVE SEVERE
AND UNINTENDED CONSEQUENCES.
>> I THINK THAT PERSON WAS
WATCHING FOX.
I COULD HEAR IT.
I DON'T KNOW WHO IT WAS.
>> IT WAS WOLF BLITZER.
SORRY WILL THAT BE SENSORRED?
>> NO WE'LL LEAVE IT IN.
SHERROD, SHE OBVIOUSLY MADE A
MISTAKE, BUT WASN'T SHE DOING
WHAT ADVERTISERS DO?
THAT'S LIKE OH WE NEED TO
INCREASE OUR DIVERSITY SO
LET'S HAVE DIFFERENT PEOPLE IN
FRONT.
>> YOU KEEP THAT E-MAIL IN
HOUSE.
WHEN I SAY IN HOUSE YOUR OWN
PSYCHOPATHIC MIND, DUMB, BLACK
WOMAN.
>> ALLEGEDLY BLACK, COME ON.
>> IT WAS THE WRONG E-MAIL TO
SEND OUT.
THERE ARE DIFFERENT WAYS OF
SAYING WHAT I THINK SHE WAS
TRYING TO SAY, BUT LORD HAVE
MERCY.
>> THEY DID STUDIES WHERE THE
KIDS ACTUALLY TRUST WHITE
PEOPLE MORE THAN THEY TRUST
THE BLACK PEOPLE.
SO IT IS A SCIENTIFIC FACT
NOW.
>> THAT STUDY WAS ONLY FOR
THIS COUNTRY, RIGHT?
I'M SURE IN JAMAICA THEY HAD
DIFFERENT RESULTS.
>> DANA, YOU HAVEN'T BEEN TO
CHURCH IN DECADES.
IT IS A PLACE WHERE YOU GO TO
WORSHIP GOD.
WASN'T THE POOR LADY TRYING TO
GET PEOPLE IN AND SHE DID IT
IN A SILLY WAY?
>> I SUPPOSE.
I CAN'T IMAGINE WHAT SHE WAS
THINKING.
IF WHAT THEY WERE LOOKING FOR
ARE DIFFERENT VOLUNTEERS, WHY
DIDN'T THEY JUST SAY I AM
GOING TO TAKE OVER THE
VOLUNTEER COORDINATIONS.
NOBODY HAS TO WORRY ABOUT IT.
SHE ASSIGNS PEOPLE.
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
SHE DOESN'T HAVE ANYBODY TO
MAKE EXCUSES TOO.
EXCUSES TO.
WHO IS SHE TALKING TO?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
>> I THINK SHE IS JUST
CONFUSED BECAUSE HER NAME
SOUNDS LIKE A BOND VILLAIN.
>> AND IT HAS AN E ON THE
END.
COOKIE.
>> IS IT THAT BAD?
>> THE BOND NAMES ARE THE
COOLEST.
>> BILL, YOU USED TO BE A
GREETER AT THE HOMELESS
SHELTER IN EXCHANGING FOR NOT
BEING MURDERED BY EVERYBODY
WHO HATES YOU.
DON'T YOU UNITE PEOPLE BY
THEIR OWN HATE FOR YOU?
>> I PRETENDED TO BE THE
GREETER.
THEY JUST WOULDN'T LET ME IN.
SORRY, HOMELESSLY CHALLENGED.
THIS PERSON, I DON'T
UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND -- THE
ONLY THING IN THIS STORY IS
PROBABLY HER FAVORITE
CHARACTER IN "DJANGO
UNCHAINED" AND I HAVE NO IDEA
HOW THIS IS AN ACTUAL STORY.
AS THE ONLY AFRICAN-AMERICAN
ON THE PANEL I AM OFFENDED WE
PUT TWO RACE STORIES IN A
BLOCK.
THEY WOULDN'T HAVE DONE THIS
IF I WASN'T HERE.
>> I AGREE!
>> IF IT WAS JUST YOU GUYS WE
WOULD NOT BE DOING THIS
STORY.
>> IT IS ME.
>> IT IS RACIST BECAUSE WE ARE
BOTH BLONDE AND WE GET THE
THEME HERE.
IT IS RACIST BOTH WAYS.
>> WHERE AM I?
ALL OF THIS?
>> YOU ARE THE RASIST.
YOU ARE THE RACIST.
>> YOU ARE CATHOLIC.
>> HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS
CATHOLIC?
OH I TOLD YOU.
SHE JUST DID THE OPPOSITE OF
WHAT IS BEING DONE ELSEWHERE,
RIGHT?
ISN'T THAT HER MISTAKE?
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE
OPPOSITE?
>> PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO GET
MINORITIES INTO BUSINESSES AND
SHE WAS TRYING TO DO THE
OPPOSITEMENT.
>> GET THEM OUT OF THEM?
>> NO, TRYING TO GET WHITES
INTO HER CHURCH.
I THINK THAT'S WHAT SHE WAS
TRYING TO DO.
I DON'T KNOW.
>> SHE WENT ABOUT IT THE WRONG
WAY.
>> WHAT ABOUT SAYING BYE TO
PEOPLE?
ISN'T THAT MORE PORNTS?
MORE IMPORTANT?
>> Y'ALL COME BACK NOW.
>> Y'ALL COME BACK NOW, YA
HEAR?
>> AND BRING WHITEYS.
>> HAVE I NO IDEA WHAT THAT
MEANS.
FROM PRAYER TO PLAIN.
WOULD YOU PAY FOR AN EASIER
WAY?
THE TSA ANNOUNCED IT WILL SOON
ACCEPT PAYMENT FROM PASSENGERS
TO AVOID HAVING TO REMOVE
SHOES, BELTS, LIQUIDS AND
COMPUTERS FROM THE CARRY ON.
IT REQUIRES FINGERPRINTING AND
A THOROUGH BACKGROUND CHECK
AND WILL BE AVAILABLE IN A
HUNDRED AIRPORTS BY 2013.
THE TSA BOASTED IN A PRESS
RELEASED THEY ARE CONTINUING
TO, QUOTE, MOVE AWAY FROM A
ONE SIZE FITS ALL APPROACH TO
TRANSPORTATION SECURITY.
SPEAKING OF ONE SIZE FITS
ALL.
>> HEY, JUMPER.
HAVE FUN.
HAVE FUN.
>> DISEAD, PUSH.
>> THAT'S THE HAIRIEST KID I
HAVE EVER SEEN.
>> I KNOW WHY YOU DON'T COME
TO ME ON THAT STORY.
>> I TRAVEL.
>> YOU USUALLY TRAVEL BY
GREYHOUND.
>> IT IS THE CHINATOWN BUS.
>> WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON
THIS?
I FIND THIS CLASS LESS.
THE MORE MONEY YOU HAVE THE
LESS HASSLE YOU HAVE.
>> IT TAKES ABOUT AN HOUR TO
PROCESS YOUR CHECK OR
WHATEVER.
SO IT IS ACTUALLY NOT
CONVENIENT AT ALL.
THEY TAKE YOU ASIDE AND MAKE
YOU STAND THERE WHILE
EVERYBODY MAKES FUN OF YOU.
ALL OF THE BLACK PEOPLE.
>> WE DO LIKE TEASING.
>> THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE
NONRACE STORY.
PSA, NOT ***.
>> DANA, AREN'T THEY
ESSENTIALLY CHARGING US TO BE
TREATED NORMALLY?
LIKE THIS IS HOW WE USED TO BE
TREATED WHEN WE WERE TRAVELING
AND NOW THEY ARE SAYING IF YOU
WNT TO GO BACK THE WAY IT WAS
YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR IT.
THAT SEEMS UNFAIR TO ME.
>> THE TSA IS NOT RESPONSIBLE
FOR TERRORISM.
THE TERRORIST CAUSED THE NEED
FOR THE SECURITY IN THE FIRST
PLACE.
>> THINK OF THE THINGS YOU
WILL SPEND $85 ON.
IF YOU TRAVEL A LOT THEN IT IS
TOTALLY WORTH IT.
ONE OF THE BIG PROBLEMS IS YOU
HAVE TO FILL OUT THIS FORM
WHERE YOU HAVE TO GO BACK LIKE
30 YEARS AND ALL OF THE
DIFFERENT PLACES YOU HAVE
LIVED AND PROVIDE A
REFERENCE.
THAT WOULD BE REALLY HARD FOR
YOU.
>> BILL WOULD BE UNDER A
BRIDGE.
BEHIND AN APPLEBYS.
>> YOU DO THE SAME THING FOR
THE EXTRA PIECES OF LUGGAGE.
YOU HAVE TO GIVE A COSINER AND
ALL OF THAT STUFF.
>> ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT
THE TSA?
>> WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?
>> I HEARD COSINE EXPIRE
THOUT WE WERE TALKING REAL
ESTATE.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE I AM.
>> SHERROD, IS THIS SOMETHING
YOU WOULD TAKE PART IN IF YOU
EVERFUL TRAYED?
>> ANYTHING THAT WOULD PUT ME
IN ANOTHER CLUB WHERE I CAN GO
AND LOOK AT OTHER PEOPLE WHO
CAN'T AFFORD IT AND POINT AND
LAUGH.
>> THAT'S MY POINT.
>> I AM DOWN FOR IT.
>> THINK ABOUT ALL OF THE
STUFF THAT THE AIRLINES DO NOW
TO MAKE YOU FEEL DIFFERENT
THAN THE PEOPLE IN COACH.
THEY OFFER 6 INCHES IN THE
MAIN CABIN.
>> OH YEAH.
>> I MEAN OF LEG ROOM, DANA.
>> WHAT DID YOU THINK HE WAS
TALKING ABOUT?
>> SHE WAS RIGHT TO THINK IT.
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU.
WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT -- IS
THAT A PHONE?
THEY ARE OFFERING SO MANY
THINGS TO SEPARATE YOU FROM
--
>> OH IT IS THE "RED EYE"
BAND.
COME ON IN, GUYS.
>> I'M GLAD THAT'S NOT ME.
WHITE MAN'S PHONE.
>> THANK GOD IT IS AT THE
BOTTOM OF YOUR BAG.
>> I LIKE IT.
IT IS LIKE GAME SHOW MUSIC.
>> WHO IS IT?
WHO WAS IT?
>> FIRST TIME EVER.
>> 323 -- THAT'S CALIFORNIA.
>> THAT'S A DEBT COLLECTOR.
DO NOT ANSWER THAT.
>> HOW DARE YOU CALL?
>> WHO EVER IS WATCHING RIGHT
NOW.
>> IF YOU DON'T TRAVEL THAT
MUCH THEN SPENDING AN HOUR
GOING THROUGH SECURITY GOING
EVERY SIX MONTHS OR EVERY YEAR
IT IS NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL.
BUT IF YOU TRAVEL ONCE A WEEK
OR EVERY TWO WEEKS --
>> IT IS A NO BRAINER.
>> PEOPLE MAKE MORE MONEY.
>> THAT IS TRUE.
>> IT IS TRUE.
>> HIS FRIEND TEXTED HIM
THAT.
YOU CAN'T PHONE A FRIEND ON
THE SHOW.
IF YOU DO IT BE MORE SUBTLE.
WHEN ANDY TEXTS ME THINGS IN
THE SHOW I HAVE IT ON
VIBRATE.
I DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT
IT.
>> I DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS.
>> YOU ARE MY FRIEND.
>> I AM FOR NOW.
BILL, DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT A
PLANE IS?
>> YES, IT IS A FLAT AREA IN
THE MIDWEST.
BUT THERE ARE ALSO THINGS THAT
ARE GRAY THAT FLY AND I HAVE
BEEN ON THEM.
I WILL PAY THIS $85 FOR THE
EXACT SAME REASON YOU SAID.
I HATE WAITING FOR ANYTHING.
ALTHOUGH I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW
IF I PAY MY $85 WILL I GET THE
WATCH BACK THAT DISAPPEARED
BETWEEN SECURITY AND MY
AMERICAN AIRLINES FLIGHT A
YEAR AGO IN JFK.
THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO KNOW.
THAT'S A TRUE STORY.
>> I WANT TO GET BACK TO MY
POINT I WAS TRYING TO MAKE.
EVERYTHING IS ABOUT PAYING.
A LITTLE EXTRA LEG ROOM,
SNACKS, IT IS A CLASS SYSTEM
ON A PLANE.
WHEN YOU ARE FLYING COACH AND
YOU HAVE TO WALK THROUGH FIRST
CLASS THEY LET YOU KNOW IT IS
FIRST CLASS.
WHEN YOU ARE ON FIRST CLASS
WHEN PEOPLE ARE WALKING
THROUGH COACH YOU LET THEM
KNOW.
>> AMERICAN AIRLINES IF YOU GO
TO LIKE AIR NEW ZEALAND IT IS
ALL FIRST CLASS.
>> SOMEBODY IS SPECIAL.
>> I FLY TO SAN FRANCISCO ON
AIR NEW ZEALAND.
>> HE TAKES THE LONG WAY TO
SAN FRANCISCO.
>> YOU ARE NUTS.
YOU ARE COMPLETELY OUT OF YOUR
MIND.
MY POINT IS GOING NO WHERE.
>> I THINK IT IS THE BEGINNING
TOO.
AFTER THEY SAVE THE $85 SO
MANY PEOPLE DOING THAT WELL
HERE IS ANOTHER ONE FOR $150
AND THEN $500 AND BEFORE YOU
KNOW IT IT IS $1,000 BEFORE
YOU GET THE TICKET.
>> THEY NEED A RULE THAT
PREVENTS PEOPLE FROM CROWDING
AT THE ENTRANCE. WHAT IS THAT
ABOUT?
WHY DO YOU NEED TO GET THERE?
THERE ARE NO PILLOWS, NO
BLANKETS.
>> YOU NEED THE OVERHEAD
SPACE.
THAT'S THE THING.
>> THEN SOLVE THAT PROBLEM.
>> YOU CAN'T RETROFIT THE
PLANE.
>> THEN YOU HAVE ALL OF THESE
PEOPLE SWEATING AND ANGRY
ABOUT GETTING IN AND IT IS
LIKE A SCRUM.
>> IT SHOULD BE THE ONES WHO
ARE AT THE BACK OF THE PLANE
GO ON FIRST.
>> SOUTHWEST AIRLINES DOES
THAT.
>> THEY NEED A RULE WHERE YOU
ARE NOT ALLOWED TO WEAR
SWEATPANTS.
A LOT OF THOSE GUYS THEY DON'T
WEAR UNDERWEAR.
>> YOU MEAN THE SWEATPANTS
WITH THE ELASTIC AT THE
ANKLE?
>> GIRLS CAN DO IT.
>> I HAVE TO GO.
IS IT IMPORTANT TO HAVE A
PASSION IN LIFE?
DANA PERINO DISCUSSES HER NEW
BOOK "I THROW ROCKS AT
CHILDREN IN THE PARK."
I AM NOT SURPRISED.
AND WAS THIS HANDSHAKE A
BUSINESS MISTAKE?
AS A DEVOTED HUGER I SAY SO.
>>> HE MET THE BEAR WITH A
GLARE.
PRESIDENT OBAMA ARRIVED IN
SAINT PETERSBURG, RUSSIA FOR
THE G-20 SUMMIT.
THE G STANDING FOR GARY.
HE SHOOK HANDS WITH VLADIMIR
PUTIN.
THE RUSSIAN LEADER HAMPERED
PLANS IN SYRIA AND GAVE ASYLUM
TO EDWARD SNOWDEN SO UH BOW MA
LET HIS EYES DO THE TALKING.
ONE REPORTER CALLED IT A DEATH
STAIR.
PEOPLE DO DIE WHEN THEY LOOK
INTO IT.
RELATIONS ARE SO F-ED UP, THEY
ARRANGED THE SEATING CHART FOR
THE DINNER SO THEY WOULD BE
FURTHER APART.
MEANWHILE THINGS ARE TENSE FOR
ANOTHER PAIR OF WORLD
LEADERS.
THOSE ACTUALLY WEREN'T WORLD
LEADERS.
THEY WERE ANIMALS.
SOMETIMES THEY GET CONFUSED.
>> DID YOUEE FL THE NEED TO
CLARIFY THAT?
>> I DID AND THE CLARIFICATION
WASMENT TO BE A JOKE.
YOU KNOW WHAT, I DON'T EVEN
KNOW WHY YOU ARE HERE
ANYMORE.
YOU DEALT IN WORLD POLITICS.
DOES IT MATTER IF LEADERS LIKE
OR DISLIKE EACH OTHER?
THEY ARE THERE TO FIGHT FOR
THEIR OWN INTERESTS, CORRECT?
>> BUSINESS.
IN A WAY IT IS PERSONAL.
WHAT PUTIN HAS DONE IS
DESPICABLE.
I LIKE THE DEATH STAIR, BUT IT
WAS THE RIGHT THING TO DO.
HE WILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH
HIM.
HE CAN'T JUST GO TO HIS ROOM.
>> WITH WHO?
>> OBAMA HAS TO DEAL WITH
PUTIN.
>> NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND.
>> YOU ARE THE FOREIGN POLICY
EXPERT HERE.
HOW WOULD YOU DEAL WITH
PUTIN?
>> I MEAN, I -- I WOULD SHAKE
HIS HAND AND LOOK HIM IN THE
EYE.
>> THAT'S IT?
>> YOU WOULD JUST BE NICE.
YOU TALK ABOUT SPORTS.
YOU TALK ABOUT -- I DON'T
KNOW.
WHAT DO WE HAVE IN COMMON?
WE ARE SHORT.
>> YOU CAN TALK ABOUT SPORTS,
BUT DON'T SHOW HIM ANY RINGS.
WE WILL WALK -- HE WILL WALK
OUT WITH THAT.
>> WE KNOW WHAT HAPPENED THE
LAST TIME A BLACK MAN WENT UP
AGAINST A RUSSIAN.
APOLO CREED.
>> OH.
BUT THEY SEATED THEM APART,
WAS THAT A GOOD IDEA?
>> YOU DON'T WANT THEM GETTING
ALONG TOO MUCH.
YOU DON'T WANT THEM TO BECOME
GOOD BUDDIES.
LIKE DENNIS RODMAN AND KIM
GUNG GUNG -- AND KIM JUNK
ILL.
THE LEADERS VOTED UNANIMOUSLY
TO HAVE CHILDREN FROM AROUND
THE WORLD TO COME TOGETHER AND
KICK YOU IN THE GROIN
REPEATEDLY UNTIL YOU DIE.
THIS WAS SOMETHING EVERYBODY
AGREED UPON INCLUDING PUTIN
AND OBAMA.
THAT IS SPECIAL, DON'T YOU
THINK?
>> I AM WORLD FAMOUS.
I KNEW WHEN THEY GOT TOGETHER
THEY WOULD VOTE FOR SOMETHING
AND SOMETHING BAD WOULD
HAPPEN.
I WAS COUNTING ON IT.
HE IS ANTI-GAY.
HE IS ANTI-FREE MARKET.
HE IS ANTI-PRESS.
HE IS A HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE
FAKE DEMOCRACY LEADER AND OF
COURSE WE HAVE TO BE GIVING
HIM A DEATH STAIR AND GIVING
HIM A GRIP.
MAYBE HE IS FROM THE KGB.
>> I THOUGHT YOU WERE TALKING
ABOUT OBAMA.
>> TERRIBLE, SIR.
WE NEED TO GIVE HIM THE DEATH
STAIR.
WE HAVE TO GIVE HIM THE DEATH
STAIR.
>> ST. PETERSBURG THOUGH,
BEAUTIFUL.
>> VERY WARM IN THE SUMMER.
>> IT IS BETTER THAN REGULAR
RUSSIA.
REGULAR RUSSIA, THUMBS DOWN.
>> AGREE.
AGREE.
>> ST. PETERSBURG, BEAUTIFUL.
>> I AM NOT A FAN OF EASTERN
BLACK ARCHITECTURE.
IT IS VERY PLAIN, VERY GRAY.
NO IMAGINATION.
COLUMNS.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING
ABOUT.
I WILL KEEP DOING THIS THE
REST OF THE SHOW.
>> DO WE HAVE TIME TO TALK
ABOUT THE TWEET OR DO WE HAVE
TO MOVE?
>> OF COURSE WE DO.
>> THIS IS KENNETH COLE WHO
TWEETED THIS ABOUT SYRIA.
I CAN'T READ THAT THOUGH.
BOOTS ON THE GROUND OR NOT
LET'S NOT FORGET SANDALS,
PUMPS AND LOAFERS.
>> THAT'S WHAT KENNETH COLE
SHOULD BE SAYING.
>> GO SHOPPING! JOY I AM
TRYING TO GIN UP SOME OUTRAGE,
BUT NOBODY IS BITING.
>> GIVE ME SOME GIN AND I WILL
START BITING, SIR.
IT IS NOT EVEN FRIDAY YOU
LITTLE SCAMP.
>> YOU ARE AN ***, AN ABSOLUTE
***.
>> FIRST COMES THE GIN AND
THEN COMES THE ***.
THAT'S WHAT HE IS SAYING.
>> THE BITING IS LATER.
>> COMING UP, WHAT IS THE BEST
WAY TO GET AROUND TOWN?
DANA PERINO HAS A SKATEBOARD
MADE FROM THE BONES OF DEAD
DOVES.
INSERT JOKE ABOUT BEING AT
MILE HIGH RIGHT HERE.
THANKS, OBVIOUS JOKE GUY.
NO PROBLEM, GREG.
>>> HE IS A CUTE FACE FOR DEEP
SPACE.
WELL NASA LET US DOWN AGAIN.
JAPAN, NOT AMERICA, IS THE
FIRST COUNTRY TO SEND AN
ADORABLE TALKING ROBOT INTO
ORBIT.
COROBO WAS DESIGNED TO BE AS A
PAL TO ASTRONAUTS ON LONG
MISSIONS AND THE DROID HAS A
MESSAGE FOR THE WORLD.
>> LATER HE SEEMED LESS
UPBEAT.
>> OH MY WORD.
>> THAT'S WEIRD.
WE MUST DISCUSS SHALL WE IN
THE --
>> LIGHTNING
ROOOOUUUUUUNNNNNNNDDD.
>> LIGHTNING ROUND.
>> YOU KILL ME.
>> SOMEBODY HAS BEEN SMOKING
TOO MUCH.
>> THAT WAS LONGER.
>> NO, IT WASN'T.
>> DANA, YOU WERE SAYING IN
THE GREEN ROOM YOU FIND LITTLE
ROBOTS SEXY.
THAT'S WEIRD.
>> HERE IS THE THING.
I AM THE ONLY WOMAN ON THE
SHOW TONIGHT AND WOMEN DON'T
CARE ABOUT SPACE OR ROBOTS.
>> HOW ABOUT SPACE BOTS?
>> NOPE.
>> YOU MUST LIKE THE -- YOU
ARE A WOMAN.
YOU MUST LIKE THE LITTLE
VACUUM ROBOT WITH THE ROUND
THING.
>> I DON'T LIKE THIS KIND OF
WOMAN/MAN.
>> THE ONLY SPACE -- THE ONLY
THING IN SPACE WAS MUPPETS IN
SPACE YOU KNOW,.
♪♪ PIGS IN SPACE.
♪.
>> WOMEN ONLY LIKE ROBOTS THAT
VIBRATE.
>> THAT IS AWFUL.
>> IS SHE STILL LOOKING AT
ME?
>> THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT
SMARTPHONES.
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH
THAT THING?
>> OH MY GOSH.
>> JAPAN IS FIRST IN SPACE.
WHO DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING?
>> THAT'S ADORABLE.
WHY DID THEY INSIST ON MAKING
EVERYTHING CUTE?
>> LOOK AT NASA.
>> THE MORE HUMAN IT LOOKS THE
CREEPIER IT BECOMES.
>> LIKE ALIENS.
>> YES, EXACTLY.
>> THAT'S WHY YOU GET GIRLS
INVOLVED IN SPACE AND MATH AND
SCIENCE.
>> HAVE YOU -- HAVE YOU
PERFORMED IN JAPAN?
>> NO, I WOULD LOVE TO.
>> YOU WOULD BE HUGE.
>> LITERALLY.
I DON'T KNOW WHY NOBODY SAW
THAT COMING.
>> GODZILLA WHEN I COME
THROUGH.
>> NO, THEY JUST CALL THE
COPS.
>> IT IS OFFICER GODZILLA.
STOP AND FRISK.
UNLESS YOU ARE IN MY
NEIGHBORHOOD.
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THIS?
I AM GIVING AN OPEN ENDED
QUESTION.
>> YOU DON'T EVEN BOTHER -- I
THINK THIS IS HIGHLY OVER
RATED.
>> THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE.
GYRO BOUGHTS -- A -- ROBOTS, A
CUTE ROBOT IN SPACE.
>> IT IS SMART TO DO IT TO GET
KIDS INVOLVED IN SCIENCE.
>> PEOPLE HAVE -- SOME PEOPLE
LIKE ROW -- ROBOT EXPHZ SOME
LIKE TEDDY BEARS.
WHATEVER IT TAKES FOR YOU TO
GO TO OUTERSPACE I AB DO
INDICATE.
>> IT IS A PERFECT TIME TO
BRING UP THE PRESIDENT OBAMA
END OF THE SPACE PROGRAM.
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
PUTTING IT ON OBAMA.
>> THAT'S RACIST.
>> SHE SHOULD BE IMPEACHED.
HE SHOULD BE IMPEACHED.
>> HE SHOULD BE GIVEN A POOH
ETCH TO SAY THANK YOU BECAUSE
I AM SICK AND TIRED OF PUTTING
MONEY TOWARD NASA.
ALL THEY GAVE US WAS TANG AND
NOBODY BELIEVES IN THE MOON
LANDING GARBAGE.
AND AS FAR AS TEDDY BEARS AND
ROBOTS ARE CONCERNED, WE HAVE
SEEN THAT COME TOGETHER IN AN
EVIL HYBRID THAT WAS TEDDY
RUXPIN AND HE WAS HISTORY'S
GREATEST MONSTER.
AND NAI, THAT'S RIGHT.
>> I LEARN SOMETHING NEW EVERY
DAY.
A GROUP OF MARIJUANA ADVOCATES
ARE ASKING THE NFL TO QUIT
PUNISHING PLAYERS.
THEY PUT UP A BILLBOARD
OUTSIDE THE SPORTS AUTHORITY
FIELD IN DENVER BEFORE THE
SEASON OPENER.
IT SAYS STOP DRIVING PLAYERS
TO DRINK A SAFER CHOICE IS IS
NOW LEGAL HERE.
ONE OF DENVER'S STAR PLAYERS
HAS BEEN SUSPENDED FOR
VIOLATING THE SUBSTANCE ABUSE
POLICY.
SHERROD, I GO TO YOU FIRST.
OTHER THAN THAT YOU ARE
PROBABLY HIGH.
>> BAKED.
I AM BAKED RIGHT NOW.
>> IT IS LEGAL RIGHT NOW.
>> PLAYERS SHOULD NOT BE
PUNISHED FOR SMOKING POT.
IT IS NOT A
PERFORMANCE-ENHANCING DRUG.
YOU AIN'T ENHANCING ANY
PERFORMANCE.
>> IT IS LIKE STEROIDS ARE
ILLEGAL.
>> EXACTLY.
>> WAY TO GET IN THERE.
>> STOP BANNING -- STOP
SUSPENDING PLAYERS FOR THAT
NONSENSE.
>> AND DRIVING TOO.
LET THEM DRIVE.
>> I DON'T THINK THERE IS A
BAN AGAINST DRIVING, BUT
THAT'S A GOOD POINT.
>> THEY KILL PEOPLE.
>> THEY DO.
THAT IS TRUE.
THEY HAPPEN TO KILL PEOPLE.
ANYWAY, WHERE AM I?
DANA, YOU ARE FROM DENVER.
THIS MUST CONCERN YOU.
>> THE THING IS, I DON'T
UNDERSTAND THE POT THING.
I DRINK WINE SO I AM COMING
AROUND TO THE WHOLE IDEA OF SO
IF YOU ARE GOING TO CHOOSE A
VICE AND MAYBE THIS IS -- I
JUST WONDER, DID YOU KNOW
THERE IS MORE MEDICAL
MARIJUANA DISPIN
SATISFACTORIES IN DENVER THAN
STARBUCKS?
THAT'S INCREDIBLE.
>> AND CHEAPER THAN
STARBUCKS.
>> BUT THERE IS ONE
ADVANTAGE.
STARBUCKS HAS A CLEAN
BATHROOM.
>> AND FOOD.
>> THEY HAVE FOOD AT THE
DECEMBER PENS RES.
YOU CAN BUY BROWN KNEES AND
SUCKERS.
NOT THAT I KNOW BECAUSE I
DON'T DO THAT.
BILL YOU OPERATE A NONPROFIT
CALLED SEND ME FREE WEED
.ORG.
HAVE PEOPLE BEEN AS GENEROUS
AS YOU EXPECTED.
>> I HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE
MAILROOM FIRST, BUT THIS IS A
GREAT CAMPAIGN BECAUSE THE
AMOUNT OF PAINKILLERS FOOTBALL
PLAYERS ARE ON DESTROYS THEIR
INSIDES AND THEIR MINDS AND
HURTS THEM IN THE LONG RUN.
THEY KEEP TALKING ABOUT THIS
ONE GUY, MILLER WHO WAS
BUSTED.
HE GOT BUSTED FOR
ANPHETAMINES.
I GET THAT BECAUSE THAT WOULD
AFFECT YOUR PERFORMANCE IN A
GOOD WAY.
POT, YOU WILL TAKE A TOUCHDOWN
--
>> YOU WILL BE PARANOID
EVENTUALLY.
>> IT WOULD BE A PEACEFUL
GAME.
>> YOU RUN FASTER WHEN YOU ARE
PARANOID.
>> FOR PRACTICE PURPOSES, POT
IS GOOD.
YOU PRACTICE ON POT AND THEN
YOU PERFORM NOT ON POT.
>> BUT YOU WON'T REMEMBER ANY
OF THE PLAYS.
>> THE POT IS LIKE WEARING
EXTRA WEIGHT.
WHEN YOU STOP SMOKING POT AND
THEN YOU PLAY WHATEVER SPORT
YOU ARE --
>> DID I DREAM THIS?
>> IT MAKES SENSE WHEN ARE ON
POT.
>> AND IT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD TO
THE OPPOSING TEAM WHEN YOU ARE
GIGGLING THAT MUCH.
>> THAT'S BECAUSE THEY ARE
JEALOUS.
>> I WAS GOING TO FINISH MY
POINT.
>> WE HAVE TO TAKE A BREAK.
DON'T LEAVE NOW THERE IS MORE
TO TALK ABOUT.
GET "THE JOY OF HATE"
AUTOGRAPHED COPY, G
GUTFELD.COM.
IT IS A A BEAUTIFUL BOOK ABOUT
LIFE.
>> U ARIEL WHO
GOT EIGHT.
>>> DID THE SPAWN OF BILLY RAY
FINALLY HAVE HER SAY?
MILELY CYRUS HAS BROKEN HER
SILENCE OVER THE CONTROVERSY
OF HER PERFORMANCE ON THE
VMA'S WHILE TEACHING AMERICA
TO TWERK AND USING A FOAM
FINGER TO, WOULD.
>> MADONNA HAS DONE IT,
BRITNEY HAS DONE IT, ANYONE
WHO PERFORMS.
YOU ARE WANTING TO MAKE
HISTORY.
ME AND ROBIN THE WHOLE TIME
SAID WE ARE ABOUT TO MAKE
HISTORY NOW.
THREE DAYS LATER AND PEOPLE
ARE STILL TALKING ABOUT IT.
THEY ARE OVER THINKING IT.
YOU ARE THINKING ABOUT IT MORE
THAN I DID WHEN I DID IT.
>> I LISTEN TO THAT AND I --
SHE IS ONLY 20, BUT THAT VOICE
IS 40.
>> PHYLLIS DILLER.
BUT SHE SOUNDS -- THE POINT
SHE IS MAKING ABOUT EVERYBODY
IS DOING IT, EVERYBODY IS
DOING IT.
LIKE IT IS SOMETHING
ORIGINAL.
WE ARE MAKING HISTORY HERE
PEOPLE.
>> THAT'S TRUE.
SHE BASICALLY SACRIFICED HER
CAREER TO HELP MTV, DANA.
THAT MAKES HER SPECIAL.
>> I REALLY -- YOU KNOW, I WAS
AWAY WHEN THIS ALL HAPPENED.
>> WHERE WERE YOU, DANA?
>> I WAS IN FRANKFURT ACTUALLY
IN THE AIRPORT LOUNGE.
THIS IS LIKE THE BIG NEWS.
I DON'T CARE WHAT SHE DOES.
>> THAT'S THE EASY WAY OUT.
>> YOU COULD NOT -- YOU WOULD
HAVE -- EVEN UNDER TORTURE I
WOULD NOT BREAK.
I CANNOT FEEL ANYTHING ABOUT
MILEY CYRUS.
>> I FEEL REALLY -- I
AUTOMATICALLY WANT TO COME TO
HER DEFENSE.
THE PEOPLE THAT CRITICIZE HER
FOR WHATEVER, FOR LOOKING BAD
OR WHATEVER THEY ARE SEX --
SEXUALIZING HER.
>> I KNOW I AM.
>> I SAW O'REILLY TODAY AND HE
WAS CONDEMNING THIS.
HE CONDEMNED IT SO MUCH THEY
RAN ABOUT FIVE MINUTES OF THAT
TAPE AND HE SOUNDLY CONDEMNED
EVERY INCH OF IT.
DO YOU SEE THAT PART RIGHT
THERE?
HE SHOWED THAT 10 TIMES,
GREG.
TELL AMERICA HOW MUCH HE WAS
AGAINST IT.
>> AND SHE IS STILL YOUNG TO
BOOT.
SOCIETY IS LIKE MAKING --
THAT'S NOT A LADY.
THAT'S GROSS.
>> IT IS SO BIZARRE WHEN
PEOPLE SAID I LIKED HER WHEN
SHE WAS HANNAH MONTANA.
>> RIGHT, WHEN SHE WAS
PRETTY.
>> THAT'S NOT A REAL PERSON,
AMERICA.
WAKE UP.
>> I LIKE MARCIA BRADY WHEN
SHE WAS MARCIA BRADY.
BUT HANNAH MONTANA HAS TO GROW
UP AT SOME POINT, RIGHT?
>> I GUESS WE ALL DO.
>> GRANDMAS ARE HEART TO.
>> IT IS A MIXTURE OF FLO FROM
"ALICE" REMEMBER, KISS MY
GRITS?
AND THE PSYCHIC FROM "POLL
TOUR GUYS."
>> AT 20 YOU CAN'T SMOKE THAT
MANY CIGARETTES TO GET THAT
VOICE.
>> THAT IS LIKE A GOOD FEMALE
TRUCKER VOICE.
COMING UP, THE POST GAME
REPORT FROM TOM SHILLUE.
STICK AROUND.
>>> DON'T FORGET.
WE HAVE A NEW "RED EYE" THAT
AIRS ON SATURDAY AT 8:00 P.M.
PACIFIC TIME.
PATTI ANN BROWNE AND TUCKER
CARLSON WILL BE HERE.
THAT'S SATURDAY AT 11:00 P.M.
EASTERN.
HOPEFULLY TUCKER WILL STAY
AWAKE DURING OUR SHOW.
IT IS TIME TO GO BACK TO TOM
SHILLUE FOR THE POST GAME
REPORT.
HI, TOM.
>> HI, GREG.
HOW ARE YOU DOING?
>> PRETTY GOOD.
HOW ARE YOU DOING?
>> GREAT.
IT IS GREAT TO DO THE POST
GAME REPORT.
I CAN SIT BACK AND WATCH THE
ENTIRE SHOW.
>> YOU SHOULD GET TALKING
ABOUT IT.
>> I FEEL LIKE YOU ARE KILLING
TIME WHICH LEADS ME TO BELIEVE
THERE IS NOT A LOT TO TALK
ABOUT.
NOW TO SHERROD SINCE IT WAS
NAACP AND ***.
>> I WAS A MEMBER OF BOTH
GROUPS.
>> I FIGURE GO TO SHERROD
BECAUSE I THINK WHITE PEOPLE
TEND TO BE NERVOUS IF YOU
DON'T GO TO THE BLACK GUY
FIRST.
WE WANT TO GET YOUR OPINION
OUT OF THE WAY.
>> I AGREE WITH MOSTLY WHAT HE
SAID.
>> SHERROD, YOU SEEM TO BE --
YOU WERE SUGGESTING THAT THE
NAACP MAY BE KIND OF
IRRELEVANT NOW?
WERE YOU SAYING THAT?
>> ON A NATIONAL LEVEL, NO.
LOCALLY, LIKE SOME LOCAL THING
THAT HAPPENS, THAT'S NOT
NATIONAL NEWS.
>> I SEE, SO IT IS THE LOCAL
CHAPTERS.
>> THAT'S A FAIR DISTINCTION
TO MAKE.
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT YOU
MEANT, BUT YOUMENT THE LITTLE
ONE -- BUT YOU MEANT THE
LITTLE ONE IN WYOMING.
>> THIS GUY WAS ABLE TO GIVE
HIM THE BETWEEN -- THE BENEFIT
OF THE DOUBT.
>> MEET WITH EVERYONE.
TALK WITH EVERYONE.
I DON'T CARE WHAT GROUP YOU
ARE IN TALK IT OUT.
IF YOU CAN GET $50 OFF A ***
MEMBER, GO FOR IT.
STHAZ REP PAW -- THAT'S
REPARATION.
>> DANA YOU SEEM TO BE
CONCERNED ABOUT THIS TOWN.
YOU SAID THE PEOPLE ARE
WONDERFUL THERE.
KIMBERLY WILL -- WILKERSON
MISS WYOMING, FROM GILLETTE.
>> MY COUSIN IS MISS WYOMING.
>> THIS IS NOT HER FIRST
PODEO.
THAT'S AN INTERESTING LAST
NAME.
IT SOUNDS MADE UP.
>> I LOVE HOW YOU CAN TAKE ANY
STORY AND RELATE IT SOMEHOW TO
YOUR PERSONAL LIFE.
THAT'S AMAZING.
>> I THOUGHT ABOUT NAMING
JASPER WYOMING.
>> IT SEEMED A LITTLE
CONFUSING ABOUT THE GROUPS.
NAACP AND THE NATION OF ISLAM
AND THE *** AND THE WEST
BURROW BAPTIST CHURCH.
WEST BURROW AND THE *** AND
THE NATION OF ISLAM CLASSIFIED
AS HATE GROUPS BY THE SOUTHERN
POVERTY LAW CENTER.
>> WHAT ABOUT FEMINISTS?
>> THEY ARE FINE.
>> I GOT MACED THE OTHER DAY.
>> WAS IT THE SPRAY OR AN
ACTUAL MACE?
>> IT WAS A GUN.
>> WHAT DID YOU DO?
WAS IT A FAN?
>> NO.
>> IN FAIRNESS YOU WERE
SPRAYING THE FEMINIST, BUT IT
WAS BACKWARDS AND HIT YOU
INSTEAD.
>> I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT.
THAT WAS THE MOST OFFENSIVE
THING TO HER.
>> STORY TWO, WHITE PEOPLE AS
THE CHURCH GREETERS, SHERROD
YOU HAD SYMPATHY FOR THE
PASTOR.
SHE IS AN AFRICAN-AMERICAN
PASTOR.
>> I KNOW.
SHE IS RIDICULOUS.
AND PEOPLE ARE RIDICULOUS.
>> LET ME ASK, DANA, YOU SEEM
TO BE TREATING THIS AS A
COMMUNICATION ISSUE.
YOU SAID WHY DOESN'T SHE JUST
SAY I AM TAKING OVER AND HAND
OUT THE JOB ASSIGNMENTS?
>> RIGHT.
>> DO YOU THINK THIS WAS
REALLY -- DO YOU THINK THE
ISSUE -- IT IS NOT BAD TO WANT
YOUR CHURCH TO HAVE A RACIAL
MIX.
SHE GOT IN TROUBLE BECAUSE SHE
WROTE THE WRONG KIND OF
E-MAIL.
>> HERE IS MY ROLL AS A
COMMUNICATION ADVISOR.
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DID.
I CAN TELL YOU HOW YOU SAID IT
OR YOU CAN FIX IT.
>> I DON'T KNOW HOW THESE
CHURCHES WORK.
>> PEOPLE GATHER AND SAY A FEW
HYMNS.
>> I GO TO A CATHOLIC CHURCH
IN THE BRONKS.
>> THEIR ISSUE IS THEY LOVE
JESUS.
>> UNREAL.
>> I USED TO WORK IN THE THEME
PARKS.
I WORKED IN A LOT OF THEME
PARKS.
A PERSON HIGH UP IN THE THEME
PARK WORLD, A VICE PRESIDENT
TOLD ME THIS IS A BIG CONCERN
IN THEME PARKS.
THEY NEED THEIR -- BASICALLY
IF A THEME PARK GOES BLACK IT
DOES PRESIDENT GO BACK.
>> WAIT, WHAT?
>> SHERROD, I HEARD THIS FROM
THE INSIDE FROM THE HIGH UPS.
IF THE RACIAL MIX OF A THEME
PARK GETS ABOVE LIKE 50%, THEN
WHITE PEOPLE STOP GOING
THERE.
>> SO IT IS LIKE THE MALL.
>> THIS IS NOT JUST THE THEME
PARKS.
MAGAZINES HAVE THE SAME ISSUE
IF THEY PUT A BLACK MODEL ON
THE COVER THEY SAY OH MY GOD.
IS THE NEW PURCHASER GOING TO
MISTAKE --
>> THAT IS CALLED RACISM.
>> IT IS.
I ACCUSE YOU OF RACISM.
>> IT IS A THING.
YOU ARE AGREEING WITH ME
HERE.
THIS IS A THING IN THE
MARKETING WORLD THAT NO ONE
TALKS ABOUT.
THEY TALK ABOUT IT IN THE BACK
ROOM.
IT IS A COMMUNICATION THING.
YOU CAN'T PUT IT IN THE MEMO,
BUT THEY WHISPER IT IT.
IT IS OUT THERE.
>> YOU CAN'T HAVE TOO MANY
FREAK SHOWS BECAUSE IF YOU GO
CORNY IT IS BLARNEY.
>> WE HAVE LESS THAN TWO
MINUTES LEFT.
STORY THREE.
I GUESS I AM USED TO THE HALF
TIME REPORT WHERE WE ONLY HAD
A FEW STORIES TO DEAL WITH.
STORY THREE, TSA IS AN
INTERESTING STORY.
BILL, YOU SAID I WOULD GLADLY
PAY THE $85.
ISN'T THIS THE PROBLEM?
THEY SHOULD MAKE IT MORE
EXPENSIVE.
IF EVERYONE DOES IT THE LINES
WILL BE AS LONG IN THE EXPRESS
LINE AS WELL.
>> I FEEL LIKE YOU ARE MAKING
THIS ABOUT RACE AS WELL.
>> TSA WENT TOO BLACK.
>> WHAT GOOD IS THE EXPRESS
LINE .
>> I SEE WHERE IT IS GOING.
>> IT SHOULD BE FREE.
WHY ARE WE BEING CHARGED --
>> FOR SOMETHING WE USED TO
GET FOR FREEMENT.
>> WE LIVE IN A CAPITAL
LISSIST LISSIST --
CAPITALISTIC SOCIETY.
>> IT IS A SERVICE YOU PAY
FOR.
THEY HAVE TO FINGERPRINT YOU
AND YOU ARE GETTING
CLEARANCE.
YOU ARE PAYING FOR THE
SERVICE.
>> LIKE THE CLEAVE WRENS TO A
PASSPORT?
>> GREG, YOU SAID ALL OF THESE
PEOPLE ARE SWEATING AND ANGRY
ON THESE FLIGHTS.
THE PLANES ARE TOO HOT.
THEY HAVE TO TURN UP THE
COOLING.
MEN SWEAT AND WOMEN ARE
CHILLY.
GLIFF -- GIVE ME A BLANKET.
>> THEY ARE ALWAYS COLD
BECAUSE THEY ARE, YOU KNOW --
>> WE SHOULD SEPARATE MEN AND
WOMEN ON PLANES.
>> THEY HAVE TO CHILL THE
PLANE DOWN.
>> SEPARATE BUT EQUAL PLANE.
>> AND WOMEN SHOULD NOT VOTE!
>> WAIT, WHAT?
>> THANKS.
I THINK WE RAN OUT OF TIME.