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Loser!
You are just like Berlusconi...
you melt in the hands of young women.
That is the second one this week.
Either my *** have got bigger...
or the production quality in China has dropped.
Definitely China...!
For sure...!
Damn!
April, 18. The year is 2011.
Time:
16 hundred hours.
As the quality control of the manufactures cannot be trusted any longer,
I will devise my own fail proof quality control.
PS:
Feeling guilty about killing a fly.
Will apologise to God next time I speak to him.
Over and out.
Nearest... lingerie... shop...
What is he doing here?
Vicky LaLa!
Who is Vicky LaLa?
Jesus!
Hardly.
What?
Vicky LaLa is hardly Jesus.
Jesus is Jesus and Vicky LaLa is Vicky LaLa.
So, who is Vicky LaLa?
Nice melons...!
I know. I picked them.
Have you ever been to the Congo?
How does he know about that...?! I try to distract him!
Are you trying to distract me?
No...!
Why are you here?
You going in there?
In where?
The *** lingerie shop you are standing in front of.
No! That's a *** lingerie shop.
I don't wear *** lingerie!
Just regular lingerie?
Yeah!
Why are you here?!
Buying *** lingerie...?!
Stupid question.
What else would I do at a lingerie shop?
Yes.
WHAT...?!
Yes.
Wait...! You can't go in there!
What he says does not make sense.
You're right... it's locked!
Really...?
Thanks!
Sofia...! Sofia!
Phase 1: Find test objects.
How many items have you got?
That's more than two, right?
Why don't you start with two?
No...?
And you can leave the rest with me and get it later, yes?
Come on, I'll keep them here for you...!
There...!
See you in a sec, right?
Phase 2: Testing begins.
Test 1: Loading capacity.
Why did you have to invent gravity?
Are you not talking to me...?
Is this because of the fly...?!
I know that you‘re there!
You hear me...?!
No...
maybe melons weren't the best choice.
Test 1: Compromised due to incorrect loading material.
Commencing test 2:
Flammability.
Test 2: Failed.
Test object is releasing potentially poisonous fumes.
Will remove test object from test area and replace it with new test object.
Everything OK?
Yes.
Do you need any help?
No.
You're still looking?
Yes.
Can you smell that?
No.
I think that's coming from outside.
Yes.
Ouch...!
Was that you?!
I'M SORRY ABOUT THE FLY!
Test 3:
Potential use as a survival tool.
First: Gas mask.
Moving on to test 5:
Elasticity.
Bend...! Oh yes...!
Wonderful...! Show me more legs...!
More legs...! Yes...!
Oh beautiful...!
You should punish people like that!
Not people who accidentally kill a fly...
And it was an accident!
I don't care if you believe me or not...!
You might be omnipresent, but not omniscient!
What?
Disrespectful...?!
I don't have time for this...!
I need to get my test object back!
Excuse me...
Excuse me...!
Yes?
RYAN!
Vicky...!
Vicky, Darling...!
Yeees... one moment...!
You are Vicky LaLa!
Yes.
No...
You don’t understand.
He...
will pay me a lot of money...
if I do what he wants.
He's paying...?!
Wait!
Wait...?
Vicky?
You will not *** my flatmate!
Do you understand?!
YOU WILL NOT *** MY FLATMATE!
Test 6:
Potential use as a weapon:
Successful!