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THE DEVIL APPEARED IN THE MALL OF MISSISSIPPI AND EVERYONE STARTED SCREAMING AND RUNNING,
TRAMPLING EACH OTHER IN A FRANTIC EFFORT TO GET AWAY. EVERYONE THAT IS, EXCEPT FOR CLETUS.
THE LONE OLE MISS FAN IN THE WHOLE MALL. THE DEVIL WALKED UP TO CLETUS AND SAID,
"DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" CLETUS SAID, "YEP, I SURE DO.
"THE DEVIL SAID, "DON'T YOU KNOW I'M THE SCARIEST THING YOU WILL EVER FACE?" CLETUS SAID NOPE, YOU'RE NOT.
IRRITATED, THE DEVIL ASKED, "WHAT CAN POSSIBLY SCARE YOU MORE THAN ME?"
CLETUS CALMLY REPLIED, "WE PLAY ALABAMA ON SATURDAY." YES WE ARE FEARED MORE THAN THE DEVIL HIMSELF ROLL TIDE ROLL